The George Carlin Show

Frank could lose his job if he doesn't fit into his uniform. Harry and George fight over a bet their fathers made 50 years ago.

George needs some cash to get a present to save his relationship with Kathleen, so he takes part in an experimental drug trial.

George hasn't seen his friend Father Kevin for 30 years, who returns to the old neighborhood to confront a crisis of conscience.

George gets another list of complaints from cab riders, leading to rants against the "creeping niceness." Can he change his curmudgeony ways?

A neighborhood boy asks George for a favor, then squeals on him, causing all sorts of problems.

George's ex-wife shows up, expecting back alimony. George's other ex-wife shows up with self-esteem issues. He sees a solution in Jack and Frank, but creamed spinach interferes.

Sydney sets Jack up on a date with a centerfold and George cleans his apartment.

Sydney and Jack disagree over her work ethic, so Beck hires her. Meanwhile Harry's wife suspects Harry of cheating and drags George into it.

A barfly who likes George's theory on death gives him power of attorney and gets hit by a truck. George seizes upon a scummy opportunity.

Sydney finally says yes to a date with Beck, but George interferes while simultaneously avoiding the wrath of Inzo.

George's unscrupulous behavior gets him in some hot water.

George signs for a package for his neighbour and it leads to cake, paranoia, duct tape and a pinata.

George attempts to organize an ice-fishing trip when he gets a visitor from his past.

Harry steals a truck which has a statue of Jesus in the cargo bed. George tries to help him return it to the church.

A criminal hijacks George's taxi as he and Dr. Beck are driving to the Moylan bar.

George runs into his ex-wife, then gets into trouble for using "foul" language.

George helps a down-and-out former rock star.

George can't find his thermos, and to their dismay accuses his friends at the bar of stealing it from him.

A rich drunk passes out in George's cab and George takes him for a ride.

George gets a chance to appear on a talk show, to respond to the stereotypes of cab drivers he feels is hurting all cabbies' careers.

The bar gets a new pool table and Sydney gets an opportunity to audition for a modeling agency. The day before her audition, George accidentally hits her in the nose with a billiard ball.

Driving Dr. Beck to his house in Conneticut, George sees what looks like a U.F.O. in the sky. He tries to convince the customers of his local bar that he saw it, only to have his sanity questioned.

A newcomer to George O'Grady's local bar, the upper-class Dr. Neil Beck, loses a bet to George. Unable to come up with the cash on-the-spot, he gives George his dog, who he takes an immediate dislike to.