The Friday Mailbag

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Emily's trip to a market featuring a variety of exotic snacks, particularly Pringles, divided the group. What song is played on loop in hell? When does a pizza stop being a pizza? Do friendship pheromones lead to Train Crumpets? We're here to answer the important questions as always. Patreon Exclusive: Animals Switching Sounds & Alarm Routines COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday TV is back in a big way, Katie's all in on Love Is Blind: Minneapolis and Mayes wants to check in to the White Lotus Thailand Would you rather be fast with Ostrich Legs or smart with a Baboon Butt on your head? Do you take your first dates to the same place? Would you rather take a date to a place you know or a new place? Patreon Exclusive: Emily's Airplane Hammock & Vertical Egg Cookers COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at https://www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Ohio has introduced a new law that seems difficult to enforce. Would you go to Jurassic Park if it opened in real life? Backing into a parking spot in a parking lot. Patreon Exclusive: Mythological Creatures COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Urinetown: Romeo & Juliet but with Pee. Irish Goodbyes. Shrimps vs Prawns. Progresso made Soup Drops hard candy, and nothing will ever be the same. Eden's extremely detailed skincare routine. Patreon Exclusive: Spending 7 hours on a plane / train / bus / boat COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Mo, Emily, Mayes & Colin Casserd. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings While Mo walked Luca, a man tried to kiss his dog. Is dog kissing a 2 Americas situation? Dill or No Dill on Jovny the Vlasic Stork Mascot. When it comes to immortality, would you rather be the same age forever like a vampire, or restart your lifecycle like a jellyfish? If your friend goes through a break up, how long do you give them to be sad and pathetic before you get tired of it? Building the ideal five ingredient sandwich. Patreon Exclusive: All free this week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings We revisit Mayes' previous statement that chicken and eggs should not be consumed at the same time, except in OYAKODON! Bonks Jr. asks if we would rather have our hands or feet swapped, and which TV or Movie universe we would like to live in. Is there anything you would stand in a two hour line for? What trade you learn for a career? Patreon Exclusive: Would you rather your life feature a soundtrack or sound effects when you do things? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Papa Mayes returns wielding his giant custom made cleaver to review Wicked, tell embarassing Mayes tales and ask "How do you feel about Animal Orgies?" Zach spent a day at Universal Studios, Eden endures an internet improvement saga and Mo successfully cleaned out his dad's freezer. If you could only use one utensil to cook and eat, what are you choosing? How long does a couch last? Patreon Exclusive: What is the biggest purchase you regret? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Encountering Energy Vampires in real life. Hybrid Animals & Animal Reincarnation. What ratio of cat to human to square footage makes you a crazy cat lady? Squid Game 2 + Taylor Sheridan + Severance + Shrinking Patreon Exclusive: Athletes and Bands you Irrationally Hate COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Where would a Giraffe wear a bow tie? Which type of Santa hat would Batman have? Who is the best cook that you know? Would you rather have World Record sized hands or feet? Do you want your mind transferred to an android or uploaded to a virtual world? Patreon Exclusive: American Gods & Maximum Burger Price COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Mayes & Paul Boehl Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Mayes survived the canceled Tsunami. Fee Fi Fo Fum Go Get Yourself a Cup of Coffee. Is standing in a parking spot to save it allowed? What's scarier, a horse or a bear? There's a columbian hit woman who looks like Aubrey Plaza. Patreon Exclusive: Things that make us feel old COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings What is the worst pasta for mac and cheese? Zach got cock blocked in Palm Springs. If you could replace ketchup and mustard on every table, what two condiments would you choose? The gang describes their worst falls, and everyone has had one. Patreon Exclusive: Do you think God can time travel? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Do you cook your rice with butter, or does this offend you? Zach, stunningly, had a confrontation with a retirement home resident when he was a teenager. Would you rather have 8 fingers and 12 toes, or 12 fingers and 8 toes? Mayes recounts the tale of a gentleman who managed to have two different meals from a restaurant before and after a Christmas dinner with family. Patreon Exclusive: Childhood Beliefs & Relationship Trips COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings In an instance of Mailbag Déjà Vu, Mayes reminds you to never update your computer. Only bad things can happen. The Penguin Finale was great and the show as a whole was a tremendous success and worth watching. We rank Sunny D Seltzer Fall Flavors, describe our worst behavior in school, and determine just how long you can be in a relationship before you fart in front of your partner. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week! COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings With the passing of Elwood Edwards, the voice behind AOL sound effects, Mayes wonders if that's an appealing or unappealing level of fame. Why do parents always have so much food in the house? Do you have a printer? When's the last time you sent a fax? How would you replace the tortilla chip in a Nacho recipe? Zach recounts when Olive Garden slid into his DMs in 2018 Patreon Exclusive: Getting a mouse out of your house & Eden is upset at Ryan Murphy COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings At what stage or with what added ingredients does an avocado turn into guacamole? How far would you be willing to travel to see a friend for the weekend? If a vampire has a search warrant, can they enter your home? Gravy Backs all around for your whiskey come thanksgiving! Patreon Exclusive: Picky Eaters, Mr. Robot & how long can you wait to post a picture? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Even while Mo is enjoying his safari honeymoon, he takes time to check in on Zach's mental health. Which of course infuriates Zach. Where does Halloween rank amongst the most overrated holidays? Are you practicing proper sleep hygiene? What is the best dumpling? Patreon Exclusive: Modern Technology in the Wild West COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Mayes offers up four theories to explain Zach's increasingly bizarre public interactions. Newsflash buddy, we're running through the white people phrases tier list, so hold your horses and look what the cat dragged in, we're gonna give them a piece of our mind. Do you cook on vacation? What chain restaurant would you want in your house? When do you shop for Christmas gifts? Patreon Exclusive: All free this week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Tom wrote an article on The Finder about the top 25 Major Sports Cities in the US, and we unpack the rankings. After a Monday Night Football clash, both the Jets and Bills made trades for star wide receivers today. We unpack the incredible Sam Mitchell diatribe on NBA TV, as well as the extremely awkward 'it's all good!' follow up video. Patreon Exclusive: Starting Five Documentary Produced by Anthony Mayes & John Jervay COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings A question about music and bands takes us on a tangent to a band name that befuddles most of the mailbag crew. If you had to do an ESPN investigative report on a childhood recess game, which one would you choose? What type of food would your restaurant specialize in? And more importantly, what clever pun name would you give to this restaurant? Patreon Exclusive: Wolfs, The Penguin, English Teacher COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Has your third eye been tingling? Basketball Illuminati returns tomorrow! But in the meantime, check out the only podcast that can go from Jonathan Taylor Thomas to Ricky Davis to Microplastics before even hitting the intro. In less than 3 weeks since Woj's retirement, Shams has ascended to ESPN's Senior Insider role. We parse the language used in Woj's comments that may have secretly been a Shiv to the ribs. Last week on Tom's 'The Finder' podcast with Nate Jones, Nate proposed an NBA Gauntlet complete with a points system for higher leverage games, and we dive in to it's potential outcomes. Patreon Exclusive: LeBron and Bronny share the court, and yes, more Ben Simmons. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings The gang's all here to discuss the preseason blockbuster that shipped Karl Anthony Towns to the Mecca in exchange for Donte DiVincenzo, Julius Randle and a fake first round pick. Is this all about the money for Minnesota? Who is the most important Knick in the aftermath of the deal? And most importantly, how does Rudy Gobert feel? Chris Brickley has fully endorsed Ben Simmons Comeback version 3.0 and Wos proclaims Josh Giddey 'The White Ben Simmons'. Patreon Exclusive: ESPN shakeup, Industry Season 3 Finale and Zach is out on the Kelces Produced by Anthony Mayes & John Jervay COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings What is the most unorthodox place you've slept? What melee weapon would you use to fight an angry bear? What is the hardest vice to give up and why is it playing games on your phone? Patreon Exclusive: Internet Friends, Moo Deng & the mystery of the Chicago Booze Cruise COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Zach has returned from his European Vacation and is ready to dive in on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Katie and Mo. Then we settle what the Cheese Pizza of Ice Cream is, whether you take better care of yourself in a relationship or out of it, and rip Jayson Tatum's new tattoo. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Katie, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Eden and Mayes reminisce on early Mailbag nostalgia, back when there were 7 people on the call without video. Do you still search for new music? Would you drink a non alcoholic white claw? Would you mind an AI Darth Vader voice? Patreon Exclusive: Favorite cities outside the US + Would you live for eternity? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Mayes' internet drops 6 minutes in to the stream, forcing Eden and Emily to step up and carry the bag. Zach joins us from the capital of Denmark, we discuss a very graphically detailed apple rankings, and give piIlow recommendations. Patreon Exclusive: What genre of movies don't you like? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Wos and Mayes are diving into all the madness of Industry's ambitious third season, from the new characters and power players to our favorite cast members resorting to old habits and demons. Capped off by the sensational 'Uncut Gems' tribute in the Rishi centric fourth episode 'White Mischief', this show is excellent at pushing characters to the brink of implosion before reeling them all the way back. Patreon Exclusive: All free this week Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes We start with Amin's barrage of angry texts after listening to the Dirty Work episode of Cinephobe. Then chastise Mo for not paying enough attention and falling asleep while getting his haircut from Sergio, who was watching camping videos on youtube. Zach gets caught up on the Lean Cuisine debacle from last week and we dive into Dill or No Dill on this year's Minnesota State Fair foods. Replacing characters in movies with muppets, Chimp Crazy and the Seven Deadly Sins. Patreon Exclusive: Industry, Only Murders, Ted Lasso returns, Capri Sun ditches pouches COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings It's the height of the Dead Zone, as Amin and Zach prepare for 6 hours of radio in the next couple days with this amuse bouche of a podcast. What questions would you be afraid to ask Russell Westbrook? Was Billie Eilish's Olympic outfit inspired by Adam Sandler? Anthony Edwards dismissed the skill of OG NBA players, then Magic and Isiah responded. What are the best features of the new Intuit Dome's Halo Board? And finally, an extended questioning of Rudy Gobert that definitely does not run out of gas. Patreon Exclusive: New Heights New Deal Produced by Anthony Mayes & John Jervay COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Emily, Katie, Mo & Mayes Mayes got engaged! And Mo is thrilled that the spotlight of matrimonial topics has been passed to another. What non conventional way would you want to be executed? Is there anything you miss about working in an office? What movie would you watch continuously for 24 hours? Did you know Lean Cuisine was still a thing? Is there any Lean Cuisine that you would Dill? Patreon Exclusive: Go To Sandwich Orders & Mid Level Bureaucracy COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Zach has come up with the ideal way to satiate his appetite, and it could make Jack in the Box a billion dollars. What is your strategy for a long flight? What is the most unhinged behavior you've seen on a plane? How do you make your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Would you rather a burrito made from lasagna ingredients or vice versa? Real life events that you want to see made into a movie. Patreon Exclusive: Could you work with your parents? Do you wrap presents or use a gift bag? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings With the Olympics in the rearview mirror, it's a two month plus slog without pro hoops until Knicks vs Celtics on October 22nd. We celebrate the LeBron / KD / Steph triumvirate and interrogate Jayson Tatum's quotes, indicating that his pride has been bruised. Steph has a new Peacock series 'Mr. Throwback', Zach is considering an Entourage and Ballers re-watch pod, and this Brandon Aiyuk situation has gone on too long Patreon Exclusive: Industry Season 3 Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Steph Curry is now the enemy of all of France after putting their Gold Medals dreams to rest with a vintage three point barrage and 'Nuit Nuit' celebration. The young stars of Team USA learned to play the game the right way in the shadow of LeBron, KD and Steph, but who will carry the torch in LA 2028? Plus fixing the 3 on 3 team, Noah Lyles antics, courtside celebs and Rudy Gobert's thoughts on the gold medal game. Patreon Exclusive: House of the Dragon Season Two Produced by Anthony Mayes & John Jervay COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie, Mo & Mayes Diving right in with breakfast topics, eating non conventional breakfast foods for breakfast, and RGIII's suggestive croissant picture. What is the worst possible outfit you can put together as a man and why is it polo shirts, quarter zips and boat shoes without socks? What TV shows would you want to be in? What TV shows would you NOT want to be in? Mayes returned to canoe down April's river and witnessed the worst family in the world attempting to 'float' down a currentless river. Patreon Exclusive: Best Things to do at a lake house + Favorite Video Game Soundtrack COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's excellence wasn't enough to overcome Team France, led by... Guerschon Yabusele? We wonder what is wrong with Jamal Murray and how it will affect his Nuggets future. Rudy Gobert somehow made it off the operating table to play 3 minutes, or was it an MRI machine? Surely the facts got lost in translation. Germany is favored in the semi-final and Team USA has a second date with the Joker. Patreon Exclusive: Lauri Markkanen and Jarrett Allen Extensions & Trade Implications Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie, Mo & Mayes The gang's all here! Emily's back from Japan! Mo got hitched in Hawaii! What do you do if your Uber driver is texting while driving? Would you ride in an autonomous vehicle? Who gets to control the audio on a long road trip? What are the coolest and dorkiest Olympic sports? Which sport do you think you could be good at? Patreon Exclusive: Pizza Toppings, Dim Sum vs Tapas & Assigned Seating COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Wos recalls some highlights from his experience at the NYC Live Show and Zach celebrates Mo's wedding in a cold open brought to you by a bunch of unpaid sponsors. Was Jayson Tatum's DNP against Serbia a big deal or are people being too sensitive? Oh yeah and Tyrese Haliburton didn't play either. France barely escapes Japan, Flagbearer LeBron, Jimmer Fredette choking in the 3 x 3 basketball debut and more from the Olympics. Patreon Exclusive: Scottie Pippen's Crypto Dream Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach & Mayes July has been a busy time for the Mailbag crew including Eden's home game during the NYC Live show. Zach is spending his third consecutive weekend with The Amin Elhassan Experience in Hawaii at Mo's wedding. What 18th Century occupation would you like to have? Patreon Exclusive: How to handle not getting an invitation to a wedding you think you should be at. COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin, Tom and Mayes break down the epic NYC Live Show last Saturday! That's of course, after we discuss whether your dog really loves you or just wants a treat. Reunited five long years after our previous live show, the gang was back in full force to celebrate Jade Hoye and his family, who came out and sat in the front row. We also brought Nick Wright and Bomani Jones together for an epic GOAT debate and announced the upcoming return of Basketball Illuminati. Patreon Exclusive: Thursday Night Karaoke and the strange Scotsman that Amin invited to join the party. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Live Show in NYC this Saturday! Let's hope we have better security than the Copa America final. House of the Dragon has hit it's stride in Season 2, it's time to catch up and learn your family trees. Tom has adopted Reed Sheppard as his son, celebrating his success in Summer League as a portent for things to come. Tom unpacks the machinations behind Jalen Brunson's team friendly extension from the CAA Knicks, which Tray objects to on principle. Patreon Exclusive: Did Jaylen Brown's shoe choices keep him off Team USA? Produced by Anthony Mayes & John Jervay COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Team USA starts to get ready for the Paris Olympics, would you want to watch them scrimmage against the select team? Jerv joins the show to talk about new 76er Paul George's podcast...should Philly be worried? DeMar DeRozan is headed to Sacramento, Tray and Tom react to the move. Tray lets the people select his new NBA team after years of being a Bulls fan. Produced by John Jervay COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Zach & Mayes Mayes reports back from the wedding he attended with the most extravagant elements of the evening. What is your most used emoji? Can podcasts become too inside baseball? If you had to speak with a non-american accent, which one would you choose? We talk favorite national parks, fourth of july activities, and food items you'd bring to a cookout. Patreon Exclusive: What canceled series would you bring back? More The Bear Season 3 talk. COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Clipped's six episode run has come to a close, was it terrible or did it have ambitious ideas? We continue to examine how accurate the show's Doc Rivers was, how his sourcing shaped the narrative, and his friendship with LeVar Burton. Wos declares Shelly a top tier wife due to her "permissibility levels" and Donald's Anderson Cooper interview is presented. Patreon Exclusive: Free Agency & How Klutch are the Lakers Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Shaq gave Tom a new title after Adam Lefkoe presented The Big Aristotle with the facts of Tom's article. Jerv joins the show to rejoice in Philly's signing of Paul George, 76ers Positivity and Paper Championships. Chris Paul's next career move will be to feed Victor Wembanyama the rock, Tobias Harris has a self imposed exile in Detroit, Jonas Valancunias inexplicably chose pressure free Washington. Rudy Gobert gives his thoughts on the French Revolution taking place in the NBA. Patreon Exclusive: Is Bronny gonna enjoy playing with his Dad? Jayson Tatum already has plans for Deuce. Produced by Anthony Mayes & John Jervay COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Emily, Zach, Mo & Mayes - Happy Birthday to Papa Mayes! Zach is celebrating Drake's downfall as his own personal triumph. The Bear is out and if you're not bingeing this show you're gonna get left behind. Mo's wedding is coming up and he has a very specific role he needs Zach and Amin to fulfill, a role they have been training for their entire lives. Mayes found out that a wedding he's going to this weekend is going to be live streamed. Patreon Exclusive: Non Traditional Pets, Weird Niche Live Events & Cinephobe Inside Jokes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's your Wembsday dose of Zosny, but Big Wos is a DNP, out with Draft prep. Clipped continues to deliver the messiest, soapiest programming on television as Donald Sterling is banned by the NBA in this episode. The Doc Rivers hero narrative gains major steam as he makes a crucial call to Adam Silver, gets called the 'perfect coach' and celebrates in the sauna with LeVar Burton. It's unclear whether we're supposed to have pity for V Stiviano, who stumbles through her famous Barbara Walters interview, but succeeds in adopting her two kids. Shelly Sterling, after much urging from her lawyers, comes out against Donald and petitions him for divorce, while also taking control of the sale of the team. Finally, after a locker room debate about the implications of the ban, the Clippers players are confronted by a fiery fake Draymond Green. Patreon Exclusive: Mikal Bridges Trade Reaction & Knicks Thoughts Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Tom's excellent article uncovering inflated statistics during Michael Jordan's DPOY season has injected him into the frontlines of the GOAT war. Now that Tom has been officially declared a 'Bron-sexual' on the Klutch payroll, we unpack what interested him in the story in the first place and how he got the tapes to review. How is Tray feeling about his Chicago Bulls in the wake of shipping out Alex Caruso without recouping a first round pick? What's next for DeMar DeRozan? Mini NBA Draft preview: What are the Hawks doing? What players have caught our eyes? But most importantly: Will Tom give In N Out burger another chance on his west coast trip? Patreon Exclusive: JJ Redick has a lot to prove as coach of the Lakers Produced by Anthony Mayes & John Jervay COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eden, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Eden's back from her globe trotting to recount her experience watching Game 3 of the NBA Finals during brunch at a Hooters. Do you tip at buffets? Does your significant other listen to your podcast and how does that make you feel? Katie found an experimental male performance enhancing drug with truly scary packaging and marketing. Patreon Exclusive: Checking in on the TV landscape and shoes that look like Cyber Trucks. COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full Mailbag, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the Mailbag on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Wos did the Ringer NBA show Group Chat live last night, but had a weird allergic reaction that somehow leads to a conversation about whippits. Clipped delivered a messy, rewinding, flashback episode taking us to 1992, 2004, 2006 and 2008. We learn about young Doc's feelings during the LA Riots, V Stiviano's reality show aspirations and Elgin Baylor's defiant resignation. But more importantly than all of that, we get Ed O'Neill delivering Donald Sterling's iconic deposition. Patreon Exclusive: NBA Finals Hangover, Thirsty Grant Williams, Monty Williams Fired Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Tom spent his Sunday chasing Bryson DeChambeau & Rory McIlroy all over Pinehurst at the US Open, and got to touch the trophy. Did Kawhi Leonard cut his hair? Tray reaches out to the photographer for the inside scoop on aggregation gone wild. Will the Boston Celtics wrap up the championship with a home cooked meal? Or have the Dallas Mavericks been galvanized into a successful approach to the series? Charles Barkley announced that he will retire after next season, but the right offer could turn him into a liar. Patreon Exclusive: All Free Today Produced by Anthony Mayes & John Jervay COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach Harper, Wosny Lambre, Amin Elhassan, Tom Haberstroh and Ethan Sherwood Strauss are together once again. Episode 3 of Clipped featured zero basketball, less Donald Sterling and an intimidating Adam Silver, but most importantly gave us an authentic Doc Rivers press conference. With three Hall of Famers passing in a little over two weeks (Bill Walton, Chet Walker & Jerry West), we pay tribute to the logo and remember some of his innumerable accomplishments. Finally, Ethan Strauss stops by to discuss the aggregation of his podcast with Amin & the Lakers coaching situation. Patreon Exclusive: The Lakers handling of Jerry West's passing and the state of the organization. Produced by Anthony Mayes COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING: https://play.underdogfantasy.com/p-count-the-dings If you want to hear the full OG Pod, check out the Patreon! Join the Count The Dings Patreon for full, ad free episodes, extra Cinephobe content and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Watch the OG Pod on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices