Allan Border is banned from getting old

Season 3, Ep 9: It is late January in 2017, Donald Trump's inauguration week, in which Billy Stanlake is King of Geelong, Glenn Maxwell is switch-hitting to the moon, an exorcism is held against Marsh spirits, Peter Handscomb makes his one-day debut, Allan Border is prohibited from getting old, Yuvraj Singh keeps going for India aged 57, and Jess Cameron combines with Amy Satterthwaite for one of the wildest last-ball finishes ever.

This season was originally recorded for the ABC.

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