The Film Reroll

I was going to the Tosche Station to pick up some power converters! Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Lisa Kopitsky – Chewbacca Jon Miller – Bitho Parras Lane Moore – Steve Paulo Quiros – DM

Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Death Star Joz Vammer – Jyn Erso Scott Aiello – Cassian Andor Kara Strait – K-2SO Andy Hoover – Luke Skywalker Aram Vartian – R2-D2 Carolyn Faye Kramer – C-3PO Brandon Tyler Harris – Steve Paulo Quiros – DM

The Turtles saga comes to a thrilling end! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – April Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

Heroes in a halfshell! Turtle Power! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – April Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

The turtles reach their long dark pizza-time of the soul! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – Raphael Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

Turtles are back in action! Things are beginning to get slightly less tubular! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – Raphael Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

All of them witches. Lisa Kopitsky – Winifred Sanderson Courtney Alana Ward – Mary Sanderson Carolyn Faye Kramer – Sarah Sanderson Paulo Quiros – Bethany Bishop Joz Vammer – DM

Hocus Pocus, here we go again. Lisa Kopitsky – Winifred Sanderson Courtney Alana Ward – Mary Sanderson Carolyn Faye Kramer – Sarah Sanderson Paulo Quiros – Bethany Bishop Joz Vammer – DM

I put a spell on you! And now you’re mine! Lisa Kopitsky – Winifred Sanderson Courtney Alana Ward – Mary Sanderson Carolyn Faye Kramer – Sarah Sanderson Paulo Quiros – Billy Butcherson Joz Vammer – DM

We continue loving our very existence as turtles! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – Raphael Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

Cowabunga Dudes! Andy eats some pizza! Joz shouts about Las Vegas! Jon falls off a building! Kara takes a human life! Jon Miller – Leonardo Andy Hoover – Donatello Kara Strait – Raphael Joz Vammer – Michelangelo Paulo Quiros – DM

Irregulars fly together! Jon Miller – Gordon Bombay Andy Hoover – Connie Moreau Kara Strait – Charlie Conway Paulo Quiros – Jesse Hall Lisa Kopitsky – Peter Mark Courtney Alana Ward – Guy Germaine Carolyn Faye Kramer – Dave Karp Joz Vammer – DM

This one gets weird. Jon Miller – Gordon Bombay Andy Hoover – Connie Moreau Kara Strait – Charlie Conway Paulo Quiros – Jesse Hall Lisa Kopitsky – Peter Mark Courtney Alana Ward – Guy Germaine Mason Conrad – Lester Averman Joz Vammer – DM

Irregulars fly together! Jon Miller – Gordon Bombay Andy Hoover – Connie Moreau Kara Strait – Charlie Conway Paulo Quiros – Jesse Hall Lisa Kopitsky – Peter Mark Carolyn Faye Kramer – Dave Karp Courtney Alana Ward – Guy Germaine Mason Conrad – Lester Averman Joz Vammer – DM

The Mighty Ducks quack on! Except that’s not their team name in this version! They’re not the ducks!! What will they be called instead?!? What will it be?!?!? Jon Miller – Gordon Bombay Andy Hoover – Connie Moreau Kara Strait – Charlie Conway Paulo Quiros – Jesse Hall Lisa Kopitsky – Peter Mark Carolyn Faye Kramer – Dave Karp Courtney Alana Ward – Guy Germaine Mason Conrad – Lester Averman Joz Vammer – DM

We cross-check our way through Mighty Ducks! Quack Quack! Jon Miller – Gordon Bombay Andy Hoover – Connie Moreau Kara Strait – Charlie Conway Paulo Quiros – Jesse Hall Lisa Kopitsky – Peter Mark Carolyn Faye Kramer – Dave Karp Courtney Alana Ward – Guy Germaine Mason Conrad – Lester Averman Joz Vammer – DM

Last Action Hero comes to a blistering conclusion! Paulo mourns a dear friend! Kara finds a huge hammer! Kara Strait – Danny Paulo Quiros – Jack Slater Lisa Kopitsky – DM

Last Action Hero blazes into the late middle of its second act! Paulo parachutes onto a coffin! Kara learns Kabbalah! Kara Strait – Danny Paulo Quiros – Jack Slater Lisa Kopitsky – DM

Last Action Hero blazes forward! Kara gets closer to God! Paulo works alone! Kara Strait – Danny Paulo Quiros – Jack Slater Lisa Kopitsky – DM

We crash our way into Last Action Hero! Kara steals a knife! Paulo doesn’t look at an explosion! Kara Strait – Danny Paulo Quiros – Jack Slater Lisa Kopitsky – DM

A wild Time Bandits appears! Joz babybjorns a head! Andy jumps off an obelisk! Kara finds out she doesn’t rule Ireland! Joz Vammer – Kevin Kara Strait – Randall Andy Hoover – Strutter Paulo Quiros – DM

Aliens comes to a climactic finale! Boom! Hiss! Ka-Pow! Joz Vammer – Ripley Andy Hoover – Hicks Paulo Quiros – Bishop Scott Aiello – Frost Jon Miller – DM

Aliens continues with more sweet Marine v Alien action. Joz fixes a tire. Andy wins at cards. Scott walks down a hall. Paulo does judo. Joz Vammer – Ripley Andy Hoover – Hicks Paulo Quiros – Bishop Scott Aiello – Vasquez Jon Miller – DM

We return to our Aliens campaign already in progress! Joz Vammer – Ripley Andy Hoover – Hicks Paulo Quiros – Frost Scott Aiello – Vasquez Jon Miller – DM

We finish Halloween! Andy drives into a fence! Scott slaps his tummy! Joz goes for a swim! Joz Vammer – Laurie Strode Andy Hoover – Danny Hodges Scott Aiello – Sam Loomis Paulo Quiros – DM

The Halloween saga hurtles towards a stirring conclusion! Andy buys eggs! Scott slaps a horse! Joz kidnaps a child! Joz Vammer – Clara Bridge Andy Hoover – Danny Hodges Scott Aiello – Sam Loomis Paulo Quiros – DM

Our long national nightmare is not quite over! Andy visits his ex! Scott goes to jail! Joz goes climbing! Joz Vammer – Laurie Strode Andy Hoover – Danny Hodges Scott Aiello – Adam Condon Paulo Quiros – DM

Halloween 3 hurtles on! Andy fetches jello! Scott interrupts knitting! Joz hides in a truck! Joz Vammer – Ariana Valverde Andy Hoover – Joshua Orsino SScott Aiello – Sasha Varnavskaya Paulo Quiros – DM

The thrilling Halloween saga continues! Joz wears a necklace! Scott asks to be held gently! Andy sees an old man! Joz Vammer – Laurie Strode Andy Hoover – Danny Hodges Scott Aiello – Sam Loomis Paulo Quiros – DM

Two more days till Halloween! Joz climbs a tree! Andy gets a gun! Scott takes a shot! Andy Hoover – Danny Hodges Joz Vammer – Laurie Strode Scott Aiello – Sasha Varnavskaya Paulo Quiros – DM

Halloween returns! Andy drinks beer! Joz learns a new language! Scott gets punched in the nuts! Joz Vammer – Clara Bridge Andy Hoover – Danny Hodges Scott Aiello – Joshua Orsino Paulo Quiros – DM

We take on deadly Aliens! Scott tries to open a door! Joz checks for shiny vents! Andy retreats in good order! Paulo does Judo! Joz Vammer – Ripley Andy Hoover – Hicks Paulo Quiros – Frost Scott Aiello – Hudson Jon Miller – DM

We take on Aliens! Joz kicks a sliding door! Andy takes a nap during a combat drop! Paulo does a knife trick! Scott says his own name! Joz Vammer – Ripley Andy Hoover – Hicks Paulo Quiros – Bishop Scott Aiello – Lieutenant Gorman Jon Miller – DM

100 Episodes! Thank you everyone!!! Jon Miller – Ethan Edwards Andy Hoover – Houben Carolyn Faye Kramer – Ryan Gosling Pitr Strait – Estragon Scott Aiello – Vladimir Joz Vammer – Chuck Noland Lisa Kopitsky – Charlie Croker Tim Nolan – Carolyn Faye Kramer Lane Moore – Jasmine Paulo Quiros – DM

Memento comes to a thrilling start! Jonathan takes a picture! Scott finds a tire iron! Joz steals a car! Carolyn bribes the police! Carolyn Faye Kramer – Leonard Shelby Jonathan West – Leonard Shelby Joz Vammer – Leonard Shelby Scott Aiello – Leonard Shelby Paulo Quiros – DM

We’re back with more Memento! Andy breaks a fence! Lane goes to the hospital! Pitr smokes a cigarette! Andy Hoover – Leonard Shelby Lane Moore – Leonard Shelby Pitr Strait – Leonard Shelby Paulo Quiros – DM

Memento hurtles towards its evitable beginning! Aram joins a parade! Lisa reads someone’s diary! Steve eats scrambled eggs! Alex calls himself pontoon! Aram Vartian – Leonard Shelby Lisa Kopitsky – Leonard Shelby Steve Jackson – Leonard Shelby Alex Demers – Leonard Shelby Paulo Quiros – DM

Memento clatters onward! Tim knocks over a flood light! Daniel falls in some garbage! Jon goes to a bar! Tim Nolan – Leonard Shelby Daniel Kibblesmith – Leonard Shelby Jon Miller – Leonard Shelby Paulo Quiros – DM

Memento proceeds! Scott rides an elevator! James talks about jazz! Courtney goes for a swim! Brian holds a dog! Scott Aiello – Leonard Shelby James D’Amato – Leonard Shelby Courtney Alana Ward – Leonard Shelby Brian McManamon – Leonard Shelby Paulo Quiros – DM

Memento continues! Joz laughs manically! Luisa breaks into a Chinese restuarant! Andy watches cartoons! Joz Vammer – Leonard Shelby Luisa Menzen – Leonard Shelby Andy Hoover – Leonard Shelby Paulo Quiros – DM

We take on Memento! Carolyn climbs out a window! Jon explores a cave! Mirirai shouts on a beach! Pitr kicks out a tail light! Paige finds an airplane full of corpses! Carolyn Faye Kramer – Leonard Shelby Jon Miller – Leonard Shelby Mirirai Sithole – Leonard Shelby Pitr Strait – Leonard Shelby Paige Patterson – Leonard Shelby Paulo Quiros – DM

We bring Toy Story to a close! Andy goes to therapy! Paulo meets a unicorn! Paulo Quiros – Woody Andy Hoover – Buzz Joz Vammer – DM

Paulo goes loco and takes change of planes! Andy gets tackled by a funoodle! We play through Toy Story! Or rather Toy Story plays with us! Paulo Quiros – Woody Andy Hoover – Buzz Joz Vammer – DM

Oceans 11 comes to an exhilarating close! Jon blows up an art gallery! Tim jumps out of a helicopter! Scott frames someone for murder! Andy damages the hoover dam! Joz eats a sandwich! Pitr twirls himself! Jon Miller – Danny Ocean Joz Vammer – Rusty Ryan Andy Hoover – Chris Stockton Pitr Strait – Isaac Caesar Scott Aiello – Rowan Davies Tim Nolan – Livingston Dell Paulo Quiros – DM

Oceans 11 builds towards it’s inevitable climax! Tim invents phishing! Andy gets a snow-cone! Jon punches himself in the face! Pitr makes Joz a moustache! Scott sells art! Jon Miller – Danny Ocean Joz Vammer – Rusty Ryan Andy Hoover – Chris Stockton Pitr Strait – Isaac Caesar Scott Aiello – Rowan Davies Tim Nolan – Brian Quezada Paulo Quiros – DM

Oceans 11 plunges on! Andy takes a man to a spa! Joz eats a sandwich! Scott gets someone fired!Jon does an Australian accent! Pitr creates a vision board! Tim finds porn! Jon Miller – Danny Ocean Joz Vammer – Rusty Ryan Andy Hoover – Chris Stockton Pitr Strait – Isaac Caesar Scott Aiello – Travis Love Tim Nolan – Livingston Dell Paulo Quiros – DM

Oceans 11 continues! Jon makes massive flowcharts! Tim breaks into a house! Pitr buys someone a drink! Joz pretends to be a woman! Andy kidnaps someone! Scott does an impression of himself! Jon Miller – Danny Ocean Joz Vammer – Sasha Goddyn Andy Hoover – Chris Stockton Pitr Strait – Reuben Tishkoff Scott Aiello – Rowan Davies Tim Nolan – Livingston Dell Paulo Quiros – DM

We meet the team of Oceans 11! Jon stalks himself! Scott rides a skateboard! Tim makes an explosion! Pitr shoots a parrot! Andy eats a cold sandwich! Joz goes to Venezuela! Jon Miller – Danny Ocean Joz Vammer – Rusty Ryan Andy Hoover – Frank Catton Pitr Strait – Reuben Tishkoff Scott Aiello – Travis Love Tim Nolan – Brian Quezada Paulo Quiros – DM

We play through A Quiet Place! Joz fires two shotguns at once! Jon vaults over a ravine full of bears! Andy finds a hidden ring! Pitr learns an alien language! Jon Miller – Lee Abbott Joz Vammer – Evelyn Abbott Pitr Strait – Regan Abbott Andy Hoover – Marcus Abbott Paulo Quiros – DM

We finish The Rock! Jon plans an ambush! Scott fights a wolf! Andy disdains chardonnay! Scott Aiello – Capt. John Patrick Mason Jon Miller – Dr. Stanley Goodspeed Andy Hoover – Cpl. Andrew Houston Paulo Quiros – DM