The Failing Writers Podcast

Not long until we get this show back on the road!! Join us for season 6 when we interview some amazing writers, get stuck into some proper writing craft bits and bobs, and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads more beside!!Season 6 of the award-winning Failing Writers Podcast... coming sooooooon!!!!!(Oh, and while you're here, check out our new merch store right here... https://the-failing-writers-podcast.teemill.com/) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How do you give your readers everything they're looking for?And your agent? You have to feed the beast don't you? (Is calling agents 'The Beast' too offensive?)It's your job as a writer to offer up precisely what your readership is looking for. Anything else and you risk losing your commercial edge.And we can't have that can we?Oh we can?Oh... OK.We met up with the wonderful Doug Johnstone, to hear how he refuses to be pigeoned-holed, writes what he likes, and just so happens to say what he like too - and yes, by that, I mean he swears quite a lot.Some great advice in this chat about the importance of loving what you write and worrying about it later. Plus lots of other entertaining advice too. Get it into your ear'oles now!And a big THANKS to Scrivener for sponsoring this season of the podcast!THANK YOU SCRIVENER!If you haven't tried Scrivener, you can sample their lovely wares for free for 30 days.OR you could just blummin well take our advice and buy a copy! and using our special code you can get 20% off!I know. Mental.You're welcome.Just go to https://www.literatureandlatte.com/ and use the code failing.Right. That's the Christmas presents sorted. Have a great festive celebration, happy new year and see you on the other side for Season 6!Buy Doug's bookshttps://orendabooks.co.uk/authors/doug-johnstoneMore Doug:https://dougjohnstone.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The second stop on our literary whistle stop tour of Edinburgh is The Writers Museum in Makars Court.Focussing on the three writers generally considered to be the great Titans of Scottish Literature: Robbie Burns, Sir Walter Scott & Robert Louis Stevenson.We have a wander round, read some poetry and look into why these fellas are so revered.We also go on a literary pub tour and have a chat with actor Mike Daviot, who just so happened to be an absolute font of knowledge about poetry and the Scots language.Turns out literary pub tours are one of our favourite kinds of tour! Now who could have guessed that?!So hop on board the Failing Writers Tour Bus and join us for a fascinating, if admittedly wholly inadequate look at three of the greatest writers, not just of Scotland, but the world.The Writer's Museum:https://cultureedinburgh.com/our-venues/writers-museumThe Literary Pub Tour we enjoyed:https://www.edinburghliterarypubtour.co.uk/Tam o' Shanter:http://www.robertburns.org.uk/Assets/Poems_Songs/tamoshanter.htmHopefully that's inspired you to take a closer look at the poems and novels of these absolute titans. More than that, maybe it's encouraged you to have a go yourself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ahoy there, you weary word-wanderer. You found us. Finally!  Thank goodness.Welcome to the Failing Writers Podcast. Think of us as your writing harbour.Your safe haven.Your Lighthouse.Come and moor here for a while and have your brain de-barnacled by the glorious mind of poet Michael Pederson.Writer, linguaphile, Edinburgh Makar and all-round inspirational wordsmitherizer.And once you’ve been inspired… time to get involved and write something wonderful yourself.But hang on… before you do… you might want to consider the fantastic writing software Scrivener? An app that makes writing novels, plays, screenplays, poetry and all the other stuff soooo much easier.Plus we’ve got a special code you can use at https://www.literatureandlatte.com/store/scrivener to get yourself a majestic 20% off. Our little gift to you for being awesome.FAILING(That’s the code btw, I’m not just shouting FAILING! at you.  That would be mean)And now you’ve listened to Michael, I’ll bet you want all his essential info?...Yep. Thought so.Insta:  @michaelpedersonoysterGo see Michael live:https://www.michaelpedersen.co.uk/eventsBuy Muckle Flugga:https://linktr.ee/mucklefluggaBuy Boy Friends:https://linktr.ee/boyfriendsbookOther stuff:https://www.michaelpedersen.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello writers. Just when you thought the competition was all wrapped up… this week we look at the almost-winners of our big annual comp.Yep, these are the brilliant writers who made the shortlist, but didn’t quite manage to snaffle a place on Sarah’s podium.And here are those five wondrously wizard-like word weavers:Kieran AhernJonathon DaviesSteven StilbechStuart James TaylorJasmine SearsWell done to them all, and keep an eye out for them in future!All we need do now I think, is thank our beaaauuutiful sponsor Scrivener, without whom there would be no competition frankly. Or there would, but the prize would be a bag of chips, a pack of Dairylea Triangles and some post-it notes.  So… you know…Thank you very much Scrivener!Who, aside from being a bunch of lovely people, also happens to be a really fantastic bit of writing software which you can secure for 20% less than the usual price, simply by using the code FAILING at checkoutJust go to https://www.literatureandlatte.comFinally a massive well done to all of you who wrote one or more stories.You’re all winners in our book. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lovers of flash fiction… prepare to have your ears blown into absolute blummin smithereens, because this episode is the big reveal of the winners of our annual writing competition, and there’s FIVE HUNDRED SQUIDS up for grabs. Which, as I’m sure you’ll agree, is a serious amount of squids.Think of all the ink you could buy.So, come on in, and hear the traditional ‘YOU’RE ALL WINNERS SONG’, listen to Sarah Lewis from Writers HQ pick a winner, some runner-uppers and a couple of honourable mentions to boot and then follow that up by immersing yourself in the unbelievably high quality of 1st, 2nd & 3rd place.But before you do all that…  just think.  One of them could be yours!There’s only one way to find out though, and I’m not daft enough to give the game away and write them here in the show notes…  so you’d best get listening instead.Big thanks again to Sarah and the excellent Writers HQ:https://writershq.co.ukAlso a massive thanks to our amazing competition sponsor - the esteemed writing app, Scrivener!Don't forget to pick up your copy NOW. Go to https://www.literatureandlatte.com/ - use the code failing & you can get 20% off! Whoop. Get in! Early Christmas present to yourself.And finally... huge congratulations to our winner.Whoever that might be.And don’t forget to join us next week, when we’ll be hearing more First Class, A-Grade, Top Shelf….  Flash Gorge-uns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So, here we are again for the actually now offically award winning Failing Writers Podcast.You were perhaps hoping this was the competition reveal episode weren’t you?Well, look, it’s not that one… not yet, however, we’ve got a little treat for you today. ’Specially for long time fans of the podcast.Someone we’ve had on before and was a delight from start to finish.Someone who's just self published a book, and has come to talk to us all about their experiences of putting a book out into the world, all on their own*Anyway, I won’t say any more in case I ruin the surprise, but you should definitely have a listen.What I will say though, is that our mystery guest is also a genuine fan of Scrivener.And if you’d like to join the thousands of people who swear by the wonderful writing app Scrivener, why not go to https://www.literatureandlatte.com/store/scrivenerand download it now!It’s currently only £55 - which is already a bargain, BUT if you’d like 20% off on us - simply use the code failing at checkout and it will only cost you… wait… quick bit of arithmetic… erm… roughly… wait… is it £44?I think so!So that’s blummin great innit?Anyway… if you like the sound of our guest’s book… you can purchase it right here: https://amzn.eu/d/eKujSNAPlease do support the indie book world! It makes a helluva difference to your fellow writers, as I’m sure you know.*OK, maybe not entirely on their own. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maps? What's that got to do with writing?Men? How are they relevant in 2025? Oh no… wait … Er.OK... let me explain what’s going on today... by introducing youto (another) 2 handsome and charismatic young men.Jay Foreman – comedian, singer songwriter (bloody great songs-look em up!) & Map-enthusiast.And Mark Cooper-Jones – Ex-geography teacher, producer & comedian. Both… now… primarily You-Tubers.  (Ha! because that’s a real job.)Together, they are… Map Men.  An absolutely genius bit of infotainment, which I’m willing to bet my last rolo, that you will love:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfxy4_sBQdxy3A2lvl-y3qWTeJEbC_QCpTell me I’m wrong! I dare you!But, right… and here’s the important bit….  they’ve written a book! A brilliant book, which like their show is both brain-engorging and extremely funny.Here’s a link to purchase several copies for yourself, your family & friends: https://lnk.to/mapmenAnd while we’re on the subject of books. Have you ever tried writing one?It’s bloody difficult isn’t it?Yeah. Seriously.  Who knew?So may I be so bold as to recommend that you try using Scrivener. It has more features than you’ll ever need! However that does mean that if you do need one, Scrivener has got it!It just makes writing easier.  Not just for books either, but also for plays and screenplays and radio plays and non-fiction and stuff.PLUS – if you go to https://www.literatureandlatte.com/store/scrivenerYou can make 20% of the price of Scrivener completely disappear by using the magic word “failing” at checkout. (You could even simultaneously imagine that you’re a flamboyant 80s stage magician with a white tiger and an open collared shirt while you do it, if that’s the kind of thing you enjoy doing.)And then – our HYPEWRITER feature! Where you send us something you’ve written that you’re proud of and then we go and celebrate the living babaganoosh out of it.(If you’d like to join in, just send a bit of writing - roughly 5 – 8 mins-worth - to [email protected] – explain what it is, why you wrote it and a bit about yourself and you could feature on the pod!)This week we introduce the extraordinarily talented Aaron J Courts, who sent us a lovely piece called Pass & Review.You can find out more about Aaron here:https://aaroncourts.substack.comAnd behold. The shownotes are done for another episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know those writers who seem to have managed effortlessly to harness the awesome power of social media to hook increasing numbers of readers into their gravitational pull?Well good for them!No but seriously, wouldn’t it be fascinating to talk to someone who’s become an actual viral sensation themselves and find out what their strategy was?(That’s your cue to stop reading and crack on with listening to this episode btw.)BUT WAIT, THESE CAPITAL LETTERS STOPPED YOU IN YOUR TRACKS DIDN’T THEY?Well that’s good, because now I can tell you all about our sponsor, the indispensable writing app: Scrivener!The writing app that you can get 20% off! by going to https://www.literatureandlatte.com/store/scrivener and using the code: failing(I promise you won’t regret it.)So there you go. How to blow up on TikTok? A chat with a lovely writer? Some great advice about not reading reviews?  A discount of some amazing writing software? What more could you want?Ah you want to know how to get your hands on a copy of Autumn’s excellent romance novel?OK. Fair enough. Should have seen that coming.Just click on this link…https://www.authorautumnwoods.comWhat? You still want more?  Wow… you’re in quite a demanding mood today aren’t you?Well… you’re in luck, m’friend.  Cos this week in our regular Hype-Writer feature we’ve got a darkly disturbing but excellent little extract from last year’s flash fiction competition winner, Katie Holloway!She’s promised to post more of Cups of Tea at the End of the World on her substack – so keep your eyes peeled here:https://substack.com/@loseyourselfbooksRight. Ya happy now?Phew. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Finally.I know, I know.It's that time of year we all look forward to.The leaves begin to loosen their grip. The sky is pregnant with it's autumnal offerings.Jon gets poetic.But aside from all that - it's the bloody Failing Writers Five Hundred Pound Flash Fiction Competition, in association with Scrivener!That's the bit we're really all excited about.That's when Tommy and I hunker down, curl up and bask in your beautiful little stories.(I'm not even joking here, it genuinely is a joyful experience.)So have a listen to the episode - find out everything you need to know in order to enter the competition, including the little phrase you have to include in your story... and be in with a chance of winning that 500 squids!This years judge is the delightful Sarah Lewis from writers HQ.Sign up now for a whole smorgasbord of helpful stuff. Workshops. Advice. Masterclasses. and of course the brilliant (and free!) Flash Face Off. Which we urge you to join in with - After all, it could be the thing that takes your flash piece from great to really blummin' marvellous!https://writershq.co.uk/Finally we wrap things up with an unusual but brilliant bit of poetry from the very talented free-styling-street-poet: Isaiah Frati.check him out here:Insta: @___reaverAnd finally... A GIGANTIC THANK YOU to our wonderful sponsor Scrivener yet again, for sponsoring the podcast, and the competition.If you'd like to get your hands on the writing software that really matters - get yourself to https://www.literatureandlatte.com/scrivener/overviewand get 20% off with the code: failingRight.Go on then... crack on! You've got until midday October 24th. We can't wait to read your submissions!Good luck. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aaaaand PART 2:This week we're looking at the extremes of the indie publishing industry.From the fantastic BlueMoose Books...https://bluemoosebooks.comWhere we speak to founder, Kevin Duffy about the highs and... well... mostly highs to be honest... of being a very successful indie publisher.Right over to the very opposite end of the spectrum, where our secondguest, Janeen, tells us about the very ugly experience she had when approachedby a 'so called publisher'.Followed by a discussion about the various publishing scams designed to part well intentioned writers from their cash - and how to avoid them.And now's a good time as any to mention that this series of The Failing Writers Podcast is sponsored very kindly by Scrivener.Fancy trying their world class writing software?Then get yourself over to https://www.literatureandlatte.com for a month's free trial.and if you use the code: failing … then hey presto, bish bash bosh, bob’s yer uncle...you'll get 20% OFF!Also, please consider supporting the writers and publishersmentioned in these 2 episodes!Here are Janeen’s links: Including a link to the book that nearly cost her a lot of money - the very same book featured on Hype-writer this week! Dot Exe.https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dot-Exe-Janeen-Leese-Taylor-ebook/dp/B0DV7DZ9YLhttps://x.com/InkAndSmudge?t=QRkcSP-WtYQy3ymoVfpfow&s=09https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/author/B0BLP33ZVYAnd here’s a couple of brilliant online resources mentioned in the ep:A list of known scammers:https://writerbeware.blog/scam-archive/Including the company that tried to scam Janeen:https://writerbeware.blog/2023/12/01/author-complaints-at-l-r-price-publications-ltd/And Jill’s Book Café, with a list of indie publishers:https://jillsbookcafe.blog/independent-publishers/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PART 1… it’s double-bill time!It suddenly occurred to us that we didn’t know much about independent publishers. And that doesn’t sit well with us - Not knowing stuff about the world of writing. So we reached out to our lovely online writer friends, and found a few people happy to talk about their experience of being published by a small press.And what we found out was very eye opening!About the pros and cons… How different publishers work with their writers… How widely they publish…  What to expect from the relationship and why you might want to consider approaching a small press yourself!Massive thanks to Scrivener for sponsoring the podcast.Don’t forget you can get 20% off this glorious writing software at https://www.literatureandlatte.com by using our sneaky, little secret code: failingHere are the details of the excellent people we waffled with:We talked to Chris W McGuinness:https://chriswmcguinness.wordpress.comhttps://www.amazon.co.uk/Hellbound-Bastards-Chris-W-McGuinness/dp/B0F2HY8DRMhttps://alienbuddhapress.wordpress.comhttps://cloakedpress.com/Then we had a natter with flash maven Kathryn Aldridge-Morris:https://www.kamwords.com/about-mehttps://www.dahliapublishing.co.uk/product/cold-toastFollowed by YA writer Luke Palmer:https://lukepalmerwriting.comhttps://fireflypress.co.ukAnd last but undoubtedly not least: Genevieve Marenghi-Dalyhttps://genevievemarenghi.comKeep an eye out for her debut released on October 10th 2025…https://www.burtonmayersbooks.comAnd don’t forget… next week we continue our investigation into indie publication – when we chat with Kevin Duffy of BlueMoose Books.Then…. go digging into the darker side of publishing… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Bbbrrbuummmbbbb....Lift off...fffwwoooooooooshhhhhhh.This week we launch into a good ole' natter with the brilliant Doug Naylor, co-creator & writer of Red Dwarf.We talk about his excellent new children's book, and its space-ship based iterations.We talk more generally about writing children's stories.We talk about how Doug learned the craft of writing comedy.We talk about how many times he and Rob pitched Red Dwarf unsuccessfully.We talk about they went about developing an episode.We talk about the abortive US version of Red DwarfWe find out if it's likely there'll be another series of Red Dwarfand we talk about persistence and 'actually finishing things' (which simultaneously inspires and upsets us.)All very interesting and useful stuff from an actual real-life legend - we think you'll agree!Buy his excellent book hither:https://uk.bookshop.org/p/books/sin-bin-island-the-unmissable-brand-new-adventure-from-red-dwarf-co-creator-and-sunday-times-bestselling-doug-naylor-doug-naylor/7955180?ean=9781788453707Binge Red Dwarf here:https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b008ncn6/red-dwarfaaaand probably don't watch this TOTP version of The Chicken Song, unless you want to spend the entire evening (and an entire sleepless night) with it rolling around and around in your head. (Yes. That happened.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OiZNGYmvg8Also... you'll be wanting a link to Scrivener, won't you? So that you can get 20% off their popular and amazing writing software?Well you can do that here: by using the code: failinghttps://www.literatureandlatte.com/I know. We're very very good to you.But hey, you deserve it, for being discerning enough to listen to The Failing Writers Podcast.Well that just about wraps it up... other than to say: check out Hype Writer this week and the talented Solomon Atkinson-PadmoreThis is his website... there's all kinds of goodies here so don't forget to check it out:https://artofsolomon.com/Thanks for listening, and being part of our little community!See ya next time.Jon & Tom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've got Ben Aaronovitch on the pod this week.I mean, what else do you need to know?That's the important bit.Just that.Ben Aaronovitch.On this podcast.Oh, apart from to say THANK YOU to our amazing sponsor Scrivener.Which you can get right now.. with 20% off - as long as you use our special code FAILING.Just pop along to https://www.literatureandlatte.com/Oh... and one other thing!Check out our HYPE-WRITER feature this week - We've got listener Genevieve Marenghi-Daly's brilliant little piece: 'Team Drinks'(INSTA: @genevievemarenghi)OK.Pretty sure that's it.Now here's some Aaronovitch details as promised...Ben's website:https://www.benaaronovitch.com/Buy Stone & Skyhttps://www.orionbooks.co.uk/titles/ben-aaronovitch/stone-and-sky/9781473226715/Buy 'em all!https://www.waterstones.com/author/ben-aaronovitch/27460 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For many, the idea of having their book published is an actual dream. A beautiful, glorious, waking dream. But for others, perhaps even most writers, the dream isn't quite as dreamy as people might imagine.So let's draw back the curtain and have a little peek at the actual, unfiltered, no-bull realities of giving birth to a beautiful baby book, with the supremely talented (and honest) journalist and author, Hamilton Nolan.And if you too want to be all professional and authory, you could do a lot worse than getting yourself a copy of Scrivener.It's a brilliant bit of software that honestly and genuinely makes writing easier.Use our cheeky little code FAILING and get yourself 20% off the usual cost! Go to https://www.literatureandlatte.com right now.And you'd assume, wouldn't you, that THAT might be all. Because any more of this aural nourishment could easily result in indigestion.Well no. Sorry, but you should undo your belt a couple o' notches and ready yourself for pudding. Because we've got our brand new feature starting this week.Yep. It's HYPE-WRITER! Where you send us a bit of writing you're real proud of. Could be your novel, could be a piece of flash, could be a short story, could be an article, could be a comedy sketch, could be a play, could be a sitcom episode. OR... it could be a poem, which is what we've got this week from the talented Guy Jones, founder of Hothouse Theatre, Nottingham:https://www.hothousetheatre.com/Insta: @hothouse_theatreIf you'd like to send us a bit of writing you're proud of so we can hype YOU up - send it over to [email protected] with a bit of blurb about it, and you could see your name in lights**Forgive us a bit of hyperbole. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well oh my gosh, haven’t we got a right proper banger for you today?I know. We spoil you.But it’s only cos you’ve been so good recently.Yeah. Don’t be coy. You have.So we thought. Oh heck, why not…Let’s do an episode with the lovely Jessica Knappett. She of Inbetweeners / Drifters / Avoidance / Ghosts / Travel Man / Taskmaster and countless other stuff on telly- fame. BUT… also… you may not be aware... a very experienced and talented writer.So pin back yer lug’oles and get comfy for a really fascinating chattanooga choo choo all the way to Jessicatown.Here’s Jessica Knappett’s delightful podcast, now you've realised you need more Jess in your life:https://podfollow.com/1744320313And then, when you’re done listening to all that, and you’re all jazzed up on a cocktail of oxytocin and inspiration juice… why not make like a proper writer and get yourself a copy of SCRIVENER!You can get 20% off with the code FAILING at https://www.literatureandlatte.comAnd finally finish that pesky novel / screenplay / sitcom / poetry collection / academic book about the sexual proclivities of sea lions.Finally. Please don’t forget to send in some writing you're reaaal proud of to [email protected] we can start our HYPE-WRITER feature, and start spreading love across the globe.Wait, that sounds bad.Spreading glory and huge, well deserved celebrations of YOU... to the world.Clunky, but it’ll do.xPhotograph of Jessica by Jiksaw. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.