The Edge Breakfast

Clint, Meg and Dan hype up a guaranteed $10,000 “EZ Money” win, plan money-themed songs, and share an awkward client event where a company head misintroduced the team and forgot Dan. They give away $200 fuel to Janine in a Toyota Echo, then begin repeated rounds of EZ Money after early attempts fail. The show also runs a prize-money “More or Less” game and discusses a video of LeAnn Rimes crying during a jaw-tension release massage. A major April Fools prank convinces Clint he must look at his nude mum for five seconds to win $3,000 for a caller, before revealing it’s fake and his mum is in a robe. Later they take relationship advice on “shooting your shot,” call London’s Nightingale pub about a Ray heartbreak plaque, and after nearly five hours of continuous EZ Money, Lavinia finally wins the $10,000. 00:00 Ten Grand Must Go02:15 Money Songs Brainstorm05:03 Boss Says Keep Playing09:27 First Caller Dunedin Chat12:12 Ear Wiggle Challenge17:12 LeAnn Rimes Jaw Release20:30 Fuel Wheel Giveaway22:59 EZ Money Attempt25:37 Sensory Test Twist29:57 Clint’s $3K Dare37:47 Relationship Advice Shoot Your Shot45:06 Small Town News Pub Plaque48:36 EZ Money $10K Marathon54:19 Winner Found and Wrap Up

We’re spiralling this morning after a video of us laughing at each other surfaced, and let's just say Dan’s "honesty" is at an all-time high. From debating the absolute chaos of New Zealanders standing in the middle of escalators to a listener’s shocking story about the legendary Suzy Cato, things got weird fast. You are not ready for our "Shoot Your Shot" April Fools experiment—Dan confesses his love for Meg, and the awkwardness is physically painful. We also dive into our biggest pet peeves about each other, including Clint’s legendary inability to ever be on time. It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and we might need HR by the end of it. 00:00 – Watching ourselves back: Laughing with vs. laughing at Meg. 03:15 – The "Storm Off" history: Dan’s April Fools prank anniversary. 05:40 – Shoot Your Shot: Dan confesses his "love" for Meg. 08:20 – Listener Mail: The Suzy Cato power bill scandal. 11:55 – Escalator Etiquette: Why Kiwis don't know how to move. 14:10 – The Buzzing Lie Detector: Our most unattractive qualities. 17:45 – Clint’s "Slow" Problem: Why he’s always the last to leave.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s Edge Breakfast with banter about compliments, Jack Antonoff’s birthday and some Fun. stories, plus Meg’s parenting mishaps. They chat Easter chocolate stats, test a “grab your partner’s ass” study (with awkward results), and welcome Rhys Darby to celebrate Hunt for the Wilderpeople’s 10-year cinema rerelease. EZ Money $10,000 is attempted by callers, while Meg shares her new Hashimoto’s/hypothyroidism diagnosis and listeners call in with similar autoimmune experiences. The team gives away $200 fuel, debates costly surprise bills and public dental care, reads Clint’s old love letters, swaps Jim Carrey on the A-list, and starts a Chroma Card sensory challenge where Meg wins a caller $1,000 by touching a mystery box item. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff01:26 Jack Antonoff Birthday Picks04:06 Baby Poop Kitchen Chaos07:43 First Caller Dairy Farmer11:37 Easter Chocolate Quiz15:38 Ass Grab Experiment19:49 Rhys Darby!24:28 EZ Money27:29 Meg Health Diagnosis Story36:58 Fuellette39:31 Creatine Benefits Explained44:07 Rhys Darby and Last One Laughing47:20 Last Joke Standing Challenge51:00 EZ Money 10K Game52:57 Clint Reads Love Letters58:51 The Bill was WHAT?!01:07:24 A Lister List Upgrades01:10:58 Chroma Card Sensory Challenge

We are absolutely spiraling this morning after catching Clint in the middle of a high-stakes house hunt—complete with a live phone tracking from his wife! From the "condescending" drama of being called "Bud" to a full-blown debate on swinger culture, things got chaotic fast. Plus, we’re figuring out whose life we’d actually want to steal for a month. You’re not ready for Dan’s "dry" vision of the future! 00:00 – The "Champ" vs. "Bud" nickname debate gets heated.02:30 – Tongan merch giveaway logistics (it’s a nightmare).03:45 – Clint gets caught: Jamie calls in to track his location.05:00 – The "Pool House" requirements and the above-ground spa insult.07:30 – Calling Acquisitions to find Clint’s "super-fan" gift wrapper.11:15 – The Identity Swap: Who is swapping lives with who?12:40 – Local gossip: Are Clint’s neighbors actually swingers?15:00 – The terrifying reality of living Neeps’ or Carl’s life.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a short week with Producer Nepia's homemade cinnamon scrolls, a reminder that EZ Money’s $10,000 must be won by Wednesday, and a last chance to win a Harry Styles flyaway. They debate throwback tracks, chat celebrity wine collaborations with InVivo’s Tim (including Graham Norton and Sarah Jessica Parker), and play “more or less” time-zone trivia. The show covers Swedish “grab dad ass” research, a KitKat truck heist, big Lotto wins, Meghan Markle’s dad’s new relationship, and listeners’ biggest achievements by 19. EZ Money callers fall short, Dan discovers his wife’s box of ex memorabilia, fuel price winners are announced, and a Holden driver wins $200 in Fuel It. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff02:14 Throwback Song Debate06:54 Weekend Paint Fail10:36 First Call of the Day14:54 More Or Less Timezones27:25 EZ Money Challenge30:26 Beauty Pageant Blunders34:47 Age Gaps39:36 Raye Album Spotlight44:04 What did you do at 19?52:47 EZ Money Challenge54:25 Exes Keepsakes Box01:02:10 Cheapest Fuel Countdown01:04:44 One of the Girls Quiz01:08:17 Fuel Wheel Winner

Happy Friday!Have a good weekend, see ya next week Bring it on xx

I’m still shaking from this one, but mostly because Meg is currently spiralling over a listener’s text. We started off with some lovely feedback from Izzy, a long-time listener, but things took a turn when we started reimagining the office as a bedroom—mirror on the ceiling and all. We dive into why hallway cameras are a terrible idea and find out exactly how Dan would react if our producer Carl actually quit. We also address a mean text sent to the show - we see them all!! 0:00 – Moving the furniture and ceiling mirrors. 2:15 – The POV hallway camera scandal. 4:30 – Carl "quits" and Meg loses it. 6:10 – Meg’s secret life as a traveler... 8:45 – The Muffin Break text that ruined Meg’s day. 11:20 – Would you rather: Read minds or be rated 1–10?

Clint, Meg and Dan preview a packed Edge Breakfast show featuring a new “Hit the Spot” song vote, the return of “Books by Boomers,” and economist Brad Olsen explaining a tightly targeted $50-per-week Working for Families payment for 143,000 households amid rising fuel costs. They celebrate Hannah Montana’s 20th anniversary with a Miley-themed “More or Less” game, chat about Clint’s daughter and Meg’s Animal Crossing generosity, call a hardworking local truck driver, and play giveaways including EZ Money and a $200 fuel wheel win. Meg is tested on “hitting the post,” Small Town News calls Mosgiel, and listeners share famous school alumni, lotto wins, “kept it in the family” stories, and found-cash tales. The team votes on a Celine Dion “Hit the Spot” song for her birthday. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff02:26 Throwback Song Debate05:59 Coffee Catch Up07:07 Animal Crossing Money Talk10:42 First Call Simon14:04 Miley Trivia More or Less17:31 Stinky Boot Homework Drama21:50 Fuel Subsidy Explained27:37 EZ Money 10K Game29:53 Books By Boomers Returns37:54 Radio Hitting The Post39:26 Meg Post Redemption Game42:06 Small Town News Call45:36 Famous Alumni Roast49:38 Who Went To Your School53:51 EZ Money56:15 Celine Hit The Spot Vote...01:03:47 Roll Call Relief Stories01:08:01 Lotto Syndicate Winner01:10:39 Finders Keepers Karma01:11:31 Wrap Up And Goodbye

No video today sorry guys - camera's aren't working!! We honestly thought Dan was the Zac Effron of his high school, but a brutal "Famous Alumni" list just put him in his place behind a drag queen and the Prime Minister. Plus, we’re spiraling over some heavy new stats about New Zealand's drug habits and debating if a "Yes Day" with the kids is actually a genius move or a total nightmare. You aren't ready for how awkward Clint's phone call to his old school gets! 00:00 – The brutal Mt Roskill Grammar famous alumni list. 01:45 – Is Dan more famous than Christopher Luxon?. 03:10 – Clint calls his old high school to check his own status. 05:45 – The search for billionaire Graham Hart. 07:20 – NZ's shocking cocaine and meth statistics. 08:15 – Why Northland has the highest meth use. 09:30 – Jennifer Garner’s pasta sauce and the "Yes Day". 11:10 – The rules of a "Yes Day" for parents.

Clint, Meg and Dan return with banter about buying Robbie Williams tickets and the singer’s November New Zealand shows, then play “More or Less” with Facebook Marketplace items and take a first call from Sean in Christchurch. They share a funny-name segment sparked by an email about “Dixie Normas,” run “EZ Money” with contestants Joy and Georgia, and discuss the English Premier League trophy visiting the studio with its traveling ambassadors. The show also explores weird things people get paid to do, validates listener Monique’s claimed puzzle-piece talent via her partner Andrew, launches a fuel “Spin to Win,” and reveals Dan isn’t on his high school’s notable alumni list. They finish with an A/B/C-list debate featuring Mariah Carey, Nicolas Cage and Viola Davis. 00:00 Show Returns Banter02:09 Robbie Tour Dates05:14 Cool Partner Debate08:43 More Or Less Game13:12 First Caller Sean22:33 EZ Money24:49 EPL Trophy In Studio29:36 Weird Paid Jobs33:31 Monique Puzzle Skill39:03 Meg's challenge for Hit The Spot42:42 Spin To Win Fuel Cash47:40 EZ Money 49:57 Dan Snubbed By Alumni List56:46 Pulling A Sickie Stories01:04:22 A Lister List

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with talk of Easter leave, Auckland FC and celebrity news, including Pussycat Dolls reunion awkwardness, Justin Timberlake’s released DUI bodycam footage, and an apology from Chappell Roan after a fan encounter. The show features “More or Less” on celebrity jail time, EZ Money for $10,000, and free-fuel giveaways as prices hit over $4/L. A listener AMA reveals how she and her husband started swinging with clear boundaries. Megan shares an anniversary night derailed by pricey Uber Eats, and the team honors Chuck Norris with joke battles. They debate wedding gifts when invites say “your presence is present enough,” run “Beat That Coincidence,” and spotlight Monique’s claim she can detect missing puzzle pieces by shaking the box. 00:00 Show Kickoff and Easter Plans01:36 Flex Factor and Sports Hype06:31 Dan at Auckland FC10:06 More or Less14:30 First Caller Teacher Sickie18:30 Naughty 640 Anniversary Fail22:07 Overthinkers Fart Science...24:54 EZ Money 10K Game26:45 Ask Me Anything - Swinging31:28 Unique Relationship Confessions35:34 Chuck Norris Tribute39:38 Celebrity Scandals Recap44:16 Carlae Tickets Giveaway53:15 EZ Money Challenge55:41 Puzzle Box Superpower01:02:44 Fuel Wheel Giveaway01:06:27 Beat That Coincidence

I genuinely think we’ve hit a new low, but in the most scientific way possible. We sat down with "Fiber Daddy" Alan Lynn, the man who turned "fart maxing" into a viral sensation, to learn the literal recipe for the most potent farts known to man. Things get incredibly competitive when Clint tries to prove his "Fart Monster" status on demand, and let’s just say the results were... lingering. From decibel meters to "stink ratings" from his own mother, Alan’s insights left us absolutely spiraling. You’re not ready for the "Trumpet" vs. the "Missile Fire." 00:30 – International Roll Call: Eliminating Spain and greeting our Japanese "Overthinkers."02:15 – Meet Fiber Daddy: Introducing Alan Lynn and his viral "fart maxing" journey.04:10 – The Fart Factor Index: Alan explains the science of volume vs. stench.05:50 – Maternal Ratings: Why Alan’s mum is the ultimate judge of his "stink" experiments.07:20 – The "Trumpet" Recording: Analyzing a real-world example of high-volume gas.08:45 – Guess the Fart: The team tries to mimic the "Missile Fire" sound.10:30 – Clint’s Live Failure: The high-pressure moment Clint couldn't deliver.12:15 – Liquid Salad: How a fart-based brand became a legitimate health product.

On The Edge Breakfast, Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with banter about family routines and vote on a 6am throwback “Friday vibe” playlist song. They play a Shakespeare-themed “More or Less,” take calls about cleaning and awkward moments that look suspicious, and discuss Dan filming a coffee-spill reel that made it seem like he was doing the self-deed in his car. EZ Money contestants try for $10,000, and the producer diary recaps the week’s highlights. The episode’s biggest moment is a Truth Booth confession: “Janey” reveals she’s been having an affair with her child’s friend’s mum, prompting discussion about coming out later in life, including a caller sharing her dad came out after meeting a male nurse. 00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter01:53 Friday Vibe Playlist Vote14:02 First Caller of the Day18:50 Naughty 6:40 23:40 Not What It Looks Like...27:03 EZ Money 29:46 Warriors Our Year Hype34:04 Flex Factor Auditions39:01 Producer Diary Highlights43:51 New Music Friday Picks48:23 Girl Dads Bathroom Debate57:21 EZ Money Challenge59:35 Truth Booth 01:06:40 Coming Out Later Stories

We’re spiraling today, and honestly, it’s mostly Dan’s fault. He managed to offend everyone by admitting he’d actually be flattered to have a stalker, which went down about as well as you’d expect with Meg. We also try to figure out how to survive in a cage and why Clint thinks shoving books up his backside is a legitimate way to gain knowledge. Things get even more intense when we have to decide who’s in charge of our new society on Mars. Between "Executive Reproducers" and Dan's immediate plan to take his clothes off in the Martian atmosphere, it’s a miracle any of us are still talking to each other. You’re not ready for the "Butt Book Bandit." 00:45 – Eliminating Norway: We check in on our international listeners.02:50 – Obsessive Love vs. Hate: Dan’s controversial "flattered by a stalker" take.03:40 – Meg’s Stalker Story: Why Edge TV was the biggest hit in NZ prisons.06:20 – The Poop vs. Dishwasher Debate: Clint defends his bidet lifestyle.08:15 – Cage Logistics: Why horizontal bars are superior for activities.09:40 – The Knowledge Ring: Clint’s very "hands-on" approach to reading books.12:15 – The Mars Mission: Assigning roles for the end of the world.15:30 – President Bella: Testing our leader’s basic space knowledge.

Clint, Meg and Dan chat about daylight savings, running breaks, and music throwbacks, then open listener mail containing lolly cake and a “special brownie,” debating if it’s laced before Dan tastes it. They play Last Joke Standing, EZ Money with callers Tony and Raye, and discuss awful teacher stories from listeners. Flex Factor stalls when Monique, who claimed she can detect missing puzzle pieces by weight, ghosts the show; Meg guesses wrong on a test puzzle. They share good-news headlines, take calls about movies people “did it” to, recap a packed Linkin Park concert at Spark Arena, roast Clint’s gifted bidet Instagram post, and put a listener in the draw for a Harry Styles flyaway. 00:00 Show Kickoff and Banter01:53 Running Breaks and Fitness06:49 Neighbor Veggie Dilemma09:51 First Call Supermarket Chat14:25 More or Less Formula One17:24 Dan Opens Listener Package22:09 Last Joke Standing Game25:12 EZ Money 27:36 Bad Teachers Stories40:53 Good News Roundup43:55 Movies That Killed Mood48:04 EZ Money50:19 Flex Factor No Show...55:59 Meg Tries The Puzzle59:18 Linkin Park Packed Arena01:03:50 Cringe Bidet Ad Roast01:08:08 Harry Styles Flyaway Call

We are spiralling over the "Longest Drink in Town" and honestly, my brain hurts. Jeremy’s dad designed the iconic Kiwi giraffe cup, but he hasn't seen a cent from the 120 million cups sold. Is the cup tall? Is the drink long? We also dive into the "Honest Day" hypothetical where no one can lie for 24 hours, and let's just say Dan’s answers about his love life got real awkward, real fast. Wait until you hear our heated debate on the moon landing—Meg is convinced it’s the biggest lie in history. Between killer whales being dolphins and the invention of the internet, we are overthinking absolutely everything today. You are not ready for the chaos! 00:45 – The $120 million milkshake cup tragedy 04:30 – The Honest Day: One question you can't lie about 05:45 – Dan’s "spinning plates" threesome nightmare 07:15 – Why Donald Trump would still get away with it 08:20 – Killer whales are actually dolphins (and we’re mad about it) 09:40 – Meg’s moon landing conspiracy theory 11:15 – Did the internet exist in 1969?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday reacting to rising mince prices and chatting vegetarian alternatives, then bring in Cork listener Liam for St. Patrick’s Day-themed “More or Less” beer trivia. They debate a workplace mentoring program, test Dan’s blunt mentoring style with callers, and play Easy Money for $10,000 with two attempts that fall short. The team argues over a controversial Top 5 list of famous Michaels, shares “lame claim to fame” celebrity moments, and revives Flex Factor with odd talents like burping the alphabet and predicting missing puzzle pieces. They also feature dating advice from Erica and talk late-life ADHD diagnoses and new research on ADHD brain activity. 00:00 Edge Returns Intro01:44 Throwback Playlist Talk05:21 Cost Of Living Fatigue08:05 Road Rage Confessions09:30 First Call Liam Ireland19:05 Mentor Program Drama26:55 EZ Money Fail29:00 Top Five Michaels36:55 Flex Factor Skills41:36 Small Town Bridge Drama45:04 Lame Claims Fame52:29 EZ Money Challenge54:17 Erika - A Little Nudge Dating Advice01:02:05 Flex Factor Returns

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off St. Patrick’s Day with Irish throwbacks and chat, then dive into teeth-whitening mishaps, first calls, and a game comparing Oscar nominations. They follow up on Katrina finally ending a long-distance relationship, attempt EZ Money for $10k, and discuss Ed Sheeran’s unusual will plans. Comedian Ursula Carlson joins to plug her “Fatty on a Yacht” tour, while Nicola Willis explains rising fuel prices and the government’s fuel-stock plan. Producer Neps hits a Ponsonby Z to run a “stop on exactly $10” pump challenge, and the team debates celebrity A/B/C-listers—plus Dan’s car-noise “talent” that gives everyone the ick. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff01:52 Irish Throwback Song Battle04:53 Teeth Whitening Kindness08:26 First Call Truck Driver12:18 Oscars Nominations Game16:29 Parenting Swear Rules20:54 Katrina Breakup Update25:24 EZ Money Quiz Attempt27:42 Ed Sheeran Will Pranks36:37 Ursula Carlson40:53 Oscars Records Recap44:52 Dan’s Unsexy Talent Tease53:18 EZ Money 10K Game55:20 Nicola Willis59:27 Get Pumped Fuel Challenge01:02:24 St Patrick’s Day AI Songs01:08:02 A List Celebrity Revote

Clint, Meg and Dan return on a Monday, celebrating Liam Lawson’s seventh-place China Grand Prix finish and debating F1 results. They preview show giveaways including EZ Money and their Swedish correspondent Sven covering the Oscars. Meg recaps an A&P show where her chutney, plum sauce, cookies, relish and art entries fail to place, including a disqualification. The team plays a “more or less” teeth quiz and discusses a study linking phone use on the toilet to hemorrhoids. They interview @karlydriftwood, a viral Nashville strip-club door girl, then open the floor on big-boob problems after Clint’s wife buys “minimizer” bras. A caller’s long-distance breakup stalls due to being ghosted, and listeners share “try hard” stories. Clint realizes many duty-free boomerangs are ornamental when his won’t return. 00:00 Show Returns Monday02:12 Throwback Song Debate05:58 Meg A&P Show Results10:33 First Call of the Day14:00 More Or Less - Teeth17:02 Phone Toilet Study20:06 Karly - Strip Club Door Girl AMA25:16 EZ Money Game27:35 Minimizer Bra Debate35:35 Katrina Breakup Update40:47 Karly - Strip Club Door Girl AMA44:42 What Does Meg Mean?47:26 Sayings That Should Exist51:15 EZ Money54:14 Sven at the Oscars01:00:30 Try Hards Confessions01:05:31 Duty Free Boomerang Scam

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a spooky Friday the 13th with Warriors hype, throwback tracks, and a debate over monster-themed songs before spinning Rihanna’s “Disturbia.” They plug the Harry Styles flyaway standby list, chat Meg’s A&P-style baking entries, and take calls including cabin-crew realities and dating app updates. New Music Friday features Luke Combs, The Wiggles, Pussycat Dolls, and Live Lounge covers from Zara Larsson and Harry Styles. Dan’s “prayers” become a running gag after Meg’s missing cat Plum returns, leading to on-air requests for healing, Warriors tips, and giveaway luck. EZ Money returns, “Hit the Spot” attempts Tenacious D’s “Tribute” but narrowly misses, small-town news hits Hokitika’s food festival, and callers share breakup reversals and pets missing for years before coming home. 00:00 Spooky Friday Opener04:14 Harry Styles Flyaway Info05:49 Cookie Judging Panel07:48 First Call Of The Day10:51 New Music Friday16:27 Dan Prays For Plum19:18 Prayer Requests On Air23:47 EZ Money Game26:25 Megs Mum Calls In26:56 Hit The Spot Prep33:44 Small Town News 34:48 Hokitika Food Fest37:11 Producer Diary Highlights41:10 Kate Hudson Breakups49:49 EZ Money Challenge52:44 Hit The Spot Attempt56:17 Did We Miss It?!01:00:32 Harry Styles Flyaway01:02:19 Pets Gone Missing

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday’s Edge Breakfast debating Meg’s ever-earlier toast routine and chatting throwbacks like One Direction and Taylor Swift facts, before a “future reader” disputes on-air predictions about celebrity events and deaths. Meg shares an emotional update about her elderly blind cat Plum going missing for two days and then returning, after Dan and Hannah prayed. The team revives “More or Less” with fast-food stats, reflects on COVID lockdown memories with listener calls, and plays EZ Money with contestants Nicky and Trevor. They judge money-saving habits in “Smart or Stingy,” share almost-famous name stories, do Chuck Norris jokes, and Meg de-influences products like a Dyson vacuum and a Nashi rash shirt. The episode also features a chat with Australian designer Katie Perry after winning a long trademark case against the pop star. 00:00 Show Kickoff Banter01:41 Throwback Debate04:23 Linda The Psychic Drops In06:07 Coffee Catch Up11:02 More Or Less Returns15:06 Lockdown Memories23:09 EZ Money 25:37 Smart Or Stingy35:15 Producer Neps Poem38:48 Last Joke Standing - Chuck Norris42:06 De-Influencing48:56 EZ Money 52:03 Hit The Spot Tribute56:52 Katy Perry Trademark Chat01:01:08 Almost Famous Names01:05:56 Partner Pet Peeves

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off The Edge Breakfast with banter about Dan’s ADHD “vocal stim” catchphrases, then plug $10,000 EZ Money and a one-in-15 draw to win a Harry Styles trip to Sydney. They debate music “pioneers,” talk twins (including mix-ups and a caller who’s a twin truck driver), and joke about schools ditching analog clocks and pen licenses. The team confesses supermarket “pick and mix” code swapping, crosses to Swedish correspondent Sven for a windy weather report, and races to take clothes off fast. Listeners play EZ Money, share partner annoyances and horrible boss stories, and the show launches Small Town News in Gore, revealing the giant trout’s name is Trevor. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff05:31 Twins and Lookalikes14:06 Kids Are Getting Dumber17:53 Supermarket Code Cheats20:56 Sven Storm Report24:08 Speed Undressing Challenge26:02 EZ Money With Martha28:15 Husband’s One Complaint38:47 Small Town News Gore42:28 Petrol Queues And All Nighters50:06 EZ Money 10K Game54:14 Horrible Bosses Return01:03:05 Dating Coach Erica - A Little Nudge01:06:31 Harry Styles Standby Winner

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a Tuesday with Clint back from a Sydney boys’ weekend and a surprise run-in with former host Sophie. The show covers EZ Money attempts at $10,000, Harry Styles ticket draw entries, and a throwback vote. Dan updates the ongoing naked-neighbor bathroom window saga after Hannah’s failed note drop. They discuss a study claiming morning is the best time for sex, a nuclear-war expert saying NZ/Australia could remain viable, and Auckland’s Vogels shortage. Clint shares a tough talk with his 10-year-old about porn after Friends, callers weigh in on sex-ed timing, and they revive calling old contacts from Dan’s phone. The crew debates “most trustworthy” women’s names, plays Clint’s “Dap Chem” remix about Liam Lawson, explores being friends with exes, and finishes with A‑Lister rankings for Billie Eilish, Michael B. Jordan and Liam Neeson. 01:40 Throwback Battle04:14 Dans Instagram Pity07:15 Banana Ball Madness11:06 Naked Neighbors Update15:06 Naughty 6:4018:43 Nuclear War Safe Zone23:01 EZ Money Game25:22 "The Chat"36:04 Dans Phone Contacts...39:41 Auckland Vogels Shortage42:47 Trustworthy Names Debate50:38 EZ Money52:56 Dap Chem Song Premiere57:27 Best Friends With Exes01:06:15 Harry Styles Flyaway Draw01:08:12 A Lister List

Clint's away, so Cal joins Meg and Dan on The Edge Breakfast for a chaotic catch-up covering Liam Lawson’s tough F1 weekend, a Warriors win, and a throwback music vote. Cal reveals he tints his eyebrows, leading to an on-air mascara mishap, and the team debates showering together, shower-cleaning habits, and “most trustworthy” names after listener horror stories about Kyles, James' and Davids. Meg shares advice-seeking concerns about explaining their elderly cat Plum’s decline to her young daughter. They also launch the Harry Styles Australia trip draw, discuss Ryan Gosling’s changing look, and Dan’s dilemma of repeatedly seeing new neighbours nude through a bathroom window. 00:00 Show Kickoff and Cal Joins01:31 Throwback Battle04:06 Cal’s Eyebrow Tint Disaster07:25 Scandal Ryan Gosling Face Work11:33 Showering Together Debate15:05 First Call of the Day18:08 EZ Money21:16 Most Trustworthy Names Debate27:25 Talking Kids Through Pet Loss32:33 Things We Love Segment36:14 How Often Clean Shower42:42 EZ Money 44:31 Harry Styles Ticket Draw47:06 Naked Neighbor Dilemma56:28 Chalamet Opera Controversy01:04:05 Whatcha Got

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday’s Edge Breakfast with banter about delayed 40th plans, a chaotic golf round and what’s coming up, including EZ Money and International Women’s Day. They premiere new Harry Styles music and Meg reviews his album, then share a “sharpen your axe” productivity story. The show spirals into book smut talk, password struggles and a debate about not knowing what’s real online as AI gets better. Dan admits he avoids using his home toilet and even resorted to peeing in a bottle. EZ Money contestants Natalie and a shower-ready Gemma take their shot at $10,000. AI “turns” Meg into a singer for a Celine Dion song—badly—before Meg closes with an International Women’s Day poem honoring overlooked women in history. 00:00 Friday Show Kickoff02:20 New Harry Styles Drop05:16 Sharpen Your Axe Story06:39 BookTok Smut Scandal10:16 First Call Reading Tips13:36 Naughty 6:4018:39 Harry Styles Album Picks22:42 EZ Money27:31 Poll: Can You Trust AI35:24 AI Voice Experiment Tease35:35 Producer Diary Highlights40:17 Hillary Duff Bluff Game45:52 Password Forgetting Chaos51:02 EZ Money Nude Attempt54:50 AI Makes Meg Sing01:02:57 International Womens Day Poem

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday with tire woes, a throwback debate, and Meg entering a “best relish” competition for $10. They discuss the Beckhams posting about estranged son Brooklyn, then share celebrity-hero encounters from listeners. EZ Money returns with contestants Alan and Anita attempting 10 answers in 30 seconds. Dan redeems himself after losing a Formula 1 champions quiz to Liam Lawson, beating the time on a second try. Meg tells a story about being first on scene at a motorway crash, then the team plays “Bluff Your Way to Hillary Duff.” They also explore feeling “behind in life,” with most listeners relating, and Brodie Kane joins to talk about her new podcast, “Let her finish.” 00:00 Breakfast show kickoff01:39 Us vs The Playlist07:04 Beckhams family drama10:33 First call of the day25:47 EZ money28:45 Am I the only one? Feeling behind...30:18 Sven01:38 Scandal39:37 Dan F1 Redemption Run49:28 Bluff for Duff53:15 EZ Money55:58 Feeling Behind in Life01:05:01 Brodie Kane New Podcast01:09:04 AI Singing Experiment01:13:50 Poll Results and Wrap

Clint, Meg and Dan react to the blood moon, share mishaps they blame on it, and preview chances to win $10,000 on EZ Money. Dan’s idol, Kiwi Formula One driver Liam Lawson, unexpectedly turns a planned phone chat into an in-studio visit, talks the upcoming season, Drive to Survive cameras, and beats Dan in an F1 champion trivia time trial. The team debates nepotism after Pink duets with daughter Willow, covers Selena Gomez licking Benny Blanco’s dirty toes and explains foot fetishes, then plays the Hillary Duff Bluff. They also run an “Am I Alone?” poll about feeling fine never having sex again, with callers sharing similar experiences. 00:00 Blood Moon Banter & Show Teasers08:23 P!nk and Nepo Baby Debate13:14 First Call of the day22:13 Hillary Duff Bluff Game27:23 EZ Money29:58 Am I Alone?39:09 AI vs Real Music47:32 Erika - A Little Nudge54:36 EZ Money 56:33 Liam Lawson Surprise Visit17:09 Blood Moon Blame Game01:15:50 Am I Alone Intimacy Talk

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the show teasing an upcoming post-show interview with Liam Lawson, debate throwbacks and OMI songs, and recap SAG Awards moments including speeches about Catherine O’Hara and Harrison Ford, plus Michael B. Jordan’s win. They take calls after Electric Avenue, share hangover “cures,” and run EZ Money attempts. The team reads their self-written erotic fiction, then discusses Harry Styles’ new dance album and a Netflix concert special. Hillary Duff Bluff continues as a caller fools them, while Meg reveals a technical-issues Hillary Duff interview where her off-air chat about a “forget-me-not” tattoo was overheard and later mentioned on Australian radio. They cover pricey coffees, Jim Carrey’s facelift chatter, argue A-list rankings, and end with a poll showing most listeners struggle making or keeping adult friendships. 00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff02:01 Throwback Playlist Debate08:50 Scandal13:16 First Call of the day15:29 Electric Avenue Recap21:17 Hangover Cures Hotline28:41 EZ Money 31:43 Erotic Fiction Roast41:43 Harry Styles Netflix Buzz44:24 Hillary Duff Bluff 48:09 Adult Friendship Poll56:24 EZ Money58:38 Hillary Duff Trainwreck...01:07:47 Whatcha Got01:13:14 A Lister list01:21:47 Am I The Only One

Clint, Meg and Dan return DUSTY from Christchurch’s Electric Avenue festival, swapping stories about crowds, toilets, fan meetups and a revenge prank involving Clint’s tri pillow. They debate meeting heroes after Christian Bale’s comments, play “EZ Money” with callers who fall short. The show features an interview highlight with Hilary Duff about motherhood and candid lyrics, plus talk of a behind-the-scenes mic moment. They interview Stewart at Scott Base about Antarctica life, extreme cold and 40 job openings, take calls on extreme jobs, discuss festival breakups and hangover cures, and end with listener Chand describing being stuck in Dubai amid missile and drone attacks and airport closures. 00:29 Electric Ave Recap04:20 Souvenirs For Kids13:00 First Call of the day16:57 Stinky Room Revenge21:10 Two Dudes Skincare23:33 EZ Money Game26:23 Hilary Duff Interview37:14 Electric Avenue Highlights42:10 Brit Awards Scandal46:12 Hangover Cure Debate47:03 Shout Out To My Ex51:53 Antarctica Jobs AMA01:07:29 Dan Becomes Craig...01:10:45 Dubai Missile Update

Clint, Meg and Dan broadcast live from Christchurch ahead of Electric Avenue, sharing travel stories, festival hype and on-air banter, including a debated and then played recording of Clint’s early-morning “alarm.” They run Electric Ave-themed content like a throwback song and a Christchurch postcode playlist, plus a producer diary recap covering the art-off results, a Swedish reporter segment and Dan missing “Hit the Spot.” Two Easy Money rounds come close but fall short, while Festy Bestie standby tickets go to local builder Tom. Dan stages a Cash Trapped run in Hagley Park with a decoy in morph suits; Johnny catches Dan to win VIP Electric Ave tickets and $200, while the decoy catcher gets $100. The episode ends with rapid-fire small business plugs. 00:00 Live in Christchurch01:57 Throwback Song Picks04:10 Festival Setup Talk06:52 Scandal11:22 The 4:30am Alarm...14:43 Flight Etiquette Rant17:54 New Music Friday21:29 EZ Money24:58 Festy Bestie Winner28:47 Producer Diary32:56 Postcode Playlist Returns37:13 Zara Larsson Tour Chat38:55 Cash Strapped Setup42:21 Sean Johnson Interview48:09 EZ Money Challenge50:47 Cash Strapped Chase58:58 But-Plug this!