The Eastern Border
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2.53 TFUM
2.52 Serfdom Forever
2.51 The Pirate, the Piglet, and the Cartel
2.50 The 800,000 Ghosts
2.49 Crazy Vova’s Mad Emporium
2.48 Dark Autumn for Russia 2
2.47 I am a Bobbit Worm and I do “BLOOP”
2.46: National Peculiarities of Russian Freemasonry
2.45: The Wildberries Extinction Event
2.44 August Without an Emperor
2.43 …but it sometimes rhymes
2.42 The Pantyhose Filter
2.41 All Hail Hypnotoad
2.40 Fraud Watch
2.39 Vranyo for Dummies
The Eastern Border x Operator Starsky
2.38 Existential Fanfiction
The Eastern Border x Advent of Computing
Transnistria (and other things) with The Red Line
2.37 The Simulated Empire
2:26 This was supposed to be SPIEF 2
2.35 SPIEF 2026: We can. But why?
2.34 The Clone Trap is Burning
2.33 Eastern Border Special: Illusionary Calories
2.32 Orthodox Armoured Polyethylene
2.31. The Empire Bleeds, part 2
2.30 The Empire Bleeds, Part 1
2.29 Overdosing on Vranyo
2.28: Black Overlord
2.27 Cuckoldry Day
2.26 The Great Mattress Raid
2.25 Dendro-Fecal Imperium
2.24 The Black Rain
2.23 The Slow Freeze
Dark Autumn for Russia
2.22 The Terminal Matrix: 404 Empire Not Found
2.21 Zero Day At The Ivory Tower
2.20 The Asymmetrical Humiliation: Or Else, What?
Greetings, comrades! In Episode 2.20: The Asymmetrical Humiliation, we examine the sheer, terminal absurdity of the Russian Federation’s bureaucratic collapse.The geopolitical gravity has inverted: Armenian [...]
2.19 Planet of Pink Ponies
The digital iron curtain just fell. This week, we dive into the total communications blackout in Moscow and St. Petersburg as the Kremlin panics over [...]
2.18 Everything Must Go
The Russian state is no longer an empire; it is a bankrupt cartel running a terminal liquidation sale. In this episode, we wade into the [...]
2.17 Relegation, Russian Style
The front office is panicking, the franchise player just demanded a trade, and the owner is literally burning down the stadium to pay the referees. [...]
2.16 It’s The Economy, Stupid!
“It’s the economy, stupid.” The Russian Federation is in full rigor mortis. In this massive, breaking-news episode of The Eastern Border, we conduct a full [...]
2.15 The Z-Files
Greetings, comrades, and welcome back to the bunker. Today, we’re broadcasting live from The Eagles—just 22 kilometers from the Russian border—and stepping straight into the [...]
2.14 Zone of death, part 2
Welcome back to the bunker for the second half of our massive deep dive into the accelerating collapse of the Russian Federation. In Part 1, [...]
Episode 2.14: The Zone of Death (Part 1)
Welcome back to the bunker. The bureaucratic backlog has cleared, and we are diving straight into the abyss. The Russian civilian economy has officially entered [...]
2.13 The Axis Burns: F-35s in Tehran & Putin’s 30 Trillion Ruble Crater
While the physical fires are kept burning with a metric ton of heating pellets here in the freezing Latvian buffer zone, the geopolitical cesspool has [...]
2.12 Elves are useless: An Official Apology to Sauron and all the Orcs of Mordor
Welcome to the geopolitical cesspool. Today, we are taking a hard look at the crumbling, jury-rigged mafia state operating just across the border, and the [...]
2.11 System Failure: 4 years of Mafia State At War
Greetings, Comrades! Four years ago, the Russian military establishment thought they were going to hold a victory parade in Kyiv within 72 hours. Today, the [...]
2.10 Perestroika 2.0 & The Great Silence
The biological attack on the studio continues! With Kristaps completely out of commission battling a nasty flu and an eye infection, Evita takes the mic [...]
2.9 Once Again About Cucumbers (and The Ghost Offensive)
Greetings, comrades! The “Voice of the Eastern Border” has temporarily fallen victim to a biological attack (the flu), so today, Evita is taking over the [...]