The Eastern Border
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2.41 All Hail Hypnotoad
2.40 Fraud Watch
2.39 Vranyo for Dummies
The Eastern Border x Operator Starsky
2.38 Existential Fanfiction
The Eastern Border x Advent of Computing
Transnistria (and other things) with The Red Line
2.37 The Simulated Empire
2:26 This was supposed to be SPIEF 2
2.35 SPIEF 2026: We can. But why?
2.34 The Clone Trap is Burning
2.33 Eastern Border Special: Illusionary Calories
2.32 Orthodox Armoured Polyethylene
2.31. The Empire Bleeds, part 2
2.30 The Empire Bleeds, Part 1
2.29 Overdosing on Vranyo
2.28: Black Overlord
2.27 Cuckoldry Day
2.26 The Great Mattress Raid
2.25 Dendro-Fecal Imperium
2.24 The Black Rain
2.23 The Slow Freeze
Dark Autumn for Russia
2.22 The Terminal Matrix: 404 Empire Not Found
2.21 Zero Day At The Ivory Tower
2.20 The Asymmetrical Humiliation: Or Else, What?
Greetings, comrades! In Episode 2.20: The Asymmetrical Humiliation, we examine the sheer, terminal absurdity of the Russian Federation’s bureaucratic collapse.The geopolitical gravity has inverted: Armenian [...]
2.19 Planet of Pink Ponies
The digital iron curtain just fell. This week, we dive into the total communications blackout in Moscow and St. Petersburg as the Kremlin panics over [...]
2.18 Everything Must Go
The Russian state is no longer an empire; it is a bankrupt cartel running a terminal liquidation sale. In this episode, we wade into the [...]
2.17 Relegation, Russian Style
The front office is panicking, the franchise player just demanded a trade, and the owner is literally burning down the stadium to pay the referees. [...]
2.16 It’s The Economy, Stupid!
“It’s the economy, stupid.” The Russian Federation is in full rigor mortis. In this massive, breaking-news episode of The Eastern Border, we conduct a full [...]
2.15 The Z-Files
Greetings, comrades, and welcome back to the bunker. Today, we’re broadcasting live from The Eagles—just 22 kilometers from the Russian border—and stepping straight into the [...]
2.14 Zone of death, part 2
Welcome back to the bunker for the second half of our massive deep dive into the accelerating collapse of the Russian Federation. In Part 1, [...]
Episode 2.14: The Zone of Death (Part 1)
Welcome back to the bunker. The bureaucratic backlog has cleared, and we are diving straight into the abyss. The Russian civilian economy has officially entered [...]
2.13 The Axis Burns: F-35s in Tehran & Putin’s 30 Trillion Ruble Crater
While the physical fires are kept burning with a metric ton of heating pellets here in the freezing Latvian buffer zone, the geopolitical cesspool has [...]
2.12 Elves are useless: An Official Apology to Sauron and all the Orcs of Mordor
Welcome to the geopolitical cesspool. Today, we are taking a hard look at the crumbling, jury-rigged mafia state operating just across the border, and the [...]
2.11 System Failure: 4 years of Mafia State At War
Greetings, Comrades! Four years ago, the Russian military establishment thought they were going to hold a victory parade in Kyiv within 72 hours. Today, the [...]
2.10 Perestroika 2.0 & The Great Silence
The biological attack on the studio continues! With Kristaps completely out of commission battling a nasty flu and an eye infection, Evita takes the mic [...]
2.9 Once Again About Cucumbers (and The Ghost Offensive)
Greetings, comrades! The “Voice of the Eastern Border” has temporarily fallen victim to a biological attack (the flu), so today, Evita is taking over the [...]
2.8 How Starlink & Telegram Killed the Russian Front
Greetings, Comrades! It finally happened. The Russian army has achieved its long-awaited dream of total independence from Western technology—by getting kicked off the server. For [...]
2.7 The Butter Crisis & The Banana Fleet
In this episode, we look at a Superpower that has forgotten to pay its internet bill. From the Baltic Sea—where the Russian Navy recently surrendered [...]
2.6 The Price of Dirt
Greeting Comrades, and welcome to the frozen bunker in Ludza. In this episode, we aren’t just analyzing the collapse of the Russian Empire; we are [...]
2.5 Fate/Stay Blyat. The Warlords of the Apocalypse.
Greetings from Pilda, It is the coldest January in thirty years. Outside my window, the thermometer is dropping, and I have just finished hauling 150kg [...]
2.4 When the War Goes Out of Fashion: Orthodox AI, Dead Economies & The German Hallucination (Audio only)
Why did a German immigration officer deny asylum to a Russian torture victim by citing a press release from Sergei Shoigu? Why is the Russian [...]
2.3 The Republic of Fake
From the frozen balconies of Rēzekne to the digital hallucinations of the Kremlin, the Russian Federation has become a “Republic of Fake.” In this episode, [...]
Kadyrov saga: Proof that Adam Kadyrov’s car crash did really happen and Kremlin’s cover-up exposed.
I really think that you should be watching this in video format, but for those of you who prefer audio – well, who am I [...]
2.2 The Ice Age of the Z-Soul
Video version on YouTube (with actual video this time – I fixed the lights)https://youtu.be/ArDauZSpDT8 In this episode of The Eastern Border, we strip away the [...]
Other Borders with Michael Hillard of The Red Line
Greetings, Comrades! Today we are joined by our good friend Michael Hillard of The Red Line podcast to get updates about what’s going on in [...]
2.1 Z(ed) is Dead
“Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.” In this episode of The Eastern Border, we dive into the surreal start of 2026. While the world watches the [...]
The Migthy Potato Awards…and also a bit about Venezuela and Vatniks
Greetings, Comrades – the time for the Migthy Potato awards has come! So, join us for this (very unscripted) first episode of the year, where [...]
25.”Noble Knights” & Corruption : The Truth Behind Russia’s ’91-Drone Attack on Putin’s House’ Lie
In this emergency news episode, I tear down the “Valdai Mirage.” I look at the physics that make their claim impossible, the massive bureaucratic screw-up [...]