The Eastern Border
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2.28: Black Overlord
2.27 Cuckoldry Day
2.26 The Great Mattress Raid
2.25 Dendro-Fecal Imperium
2.24 The Black Rain
2.23 The Slow Freeze
Dark Autumn for Russia
2.22 The Terminal Matrix: 404 Empire Not Found
2.21 Zero Day At The Ivory Tower
2.20 The Asymmetrical Humiliation: Or Else, What?
Greetings, comrades! In Episode 2.20: The Asymmetrical Humiliation, we examine the sheer, terminal absurdity of the Russian Federation’s bureaucratic collapse.The geopolitical gravity has inverted: Armenian [...]
2.19 Planet of Pink Ponies
The digital iron curtain just fell. This week, we dive into the total communications blackout in Moscow and St. Petersburg as the Kremlin panics over [...]
2.18 Everything Must Go
The Russian state is no longer an empire; it is a bankrupt cartel running a terminal liquidation sale. In this episode, we wade into the [...]
2.17 Relegation, Russian Style
The front office is panicking, the franchise player just demanded a trade, and the owner is literally burning down the stadium to pay the referees. [...]
2.16 It’s The Economy, Stupid!
“It’s the economy, stupid.” The Russian Federation is in full rigor mortis. In this massive, breaking-news episode of The Eastern Border, we conduct a full [...]
2.15 The Z-Files
Greetings, comrades, and welcome back to the bunker. Today, we’re broadcasting live from The Eagles—just 22 kilometers from the Russian border—and stepping straight into the [...]
2.14 Zone of death, part 2
Welcome back to the bunker for the second half of our massive deep dive into the accelerating collapse of the Russian Federation. In Part 1, [...]
Episode 2.14: The Zone of Death (Part 1)
Welcome back to the bunker. The bureaucratic backlog has cleared, and we are diving straight into the abyss. The Russian civilian economy has officially entered [...]
2.13 The Axis Burns: F-35s in Tehran & Putin’s 30 Trillion Ruble Crater
While the physical fires are kept burning with a metric ton of heating pellets here in the freezing Latvian buffer zone, the geopolitical cesspool has [...]
2.12 Elves are useless: An Official Apology to Sauron and all the Orcs of Mordor
Welcome to the geopolitical cesspool. Today, we are taking a hard look at the crumbling, jury-rigged mafia state operating just across the border, and the [...]
2.11 System Failure: 4 years of Mafia State At War
Greetings, Comrades! Four years ago, the Russian military establishment thought they were going to hold a victory parade in Kyiv within 72 hours. Today, the [...]
2.10 Perestroika 2.0 & The Great Silence
The biological attack on the studio continues! With Kristaps completely out of commission battling a nasty flu and an eye infection, Evita takes the mic [...]
2.9 Once Again About Cucumbers (and The Ghost Offensive)
Greetings, comrades! The “Voice of the Eastern Border” has temporarily fallen victim to a biological attack (the flu), so today, Evita is taking over the [...]
2.8 How Starlink & Telegram Killed the Russian Front
Greetings, Comrades! It finally happened. The Russian army has achieved its long-awaited dream of total independence from Western technology—by getting kicked off the server. For [...]
2.7 The Butter Crisis & The Banana Fleet
In this episode, we look at a Superpower that has forgotten to pay its internet bill. From the Baltic Sea—where the Russian Navy recently surrendered [...]
2.6 The Price of Dirt
Greeting Comrades, and welcome to the frozen bunker in Ludza. In this episode, we aren’t just analyzing the collapse of the Russian Empire; we are [...]
2.5 Fate/Stay Blyat. The Warlords of the Apocalypse.
Greetings from Pilda, It is the coldest January in thirty years. Outside my window, the thermometer is dropping, and I have just finished hauling 150kg [...]
2.4 When the War Goes Out of Fashion: Orthodox AI, Dead Economies & The German Hallucination (Audio only)
Why did a German immigration officer deny asylum to a Russian torture victim by citing a press release from Sergei Shoigu? Why is the Russian [...]
2.3 The Republic of Fake
From the frozen balconies of Rēzekne to the digital hallucinations of the Kremlin, the Russian Federation has become a “Republic of Fake.” In this episode, [...]
Kadyrov saga: Proof that Adam Kadyrov’s car crash did really happen and Kremlin’s cover-up exposed.
I really think that you should be watching this in video format, but for those of you who prefer audio – well, who am I [...]
2.2 The Ice Age of the Z-Soul
Video version on YouTube (with actual video this time – I fixed the lights)https://youtu.be/ArDauZSpDT8 In this episode of The Eastern Border, we strip away the [...]
Other Borders with Michael Hillard of The Red Line
Greetings, Comrades! Today we are joined by our good friend Michael Hillard of The Red Line podcast to get updates about what’s going on in [...]
2.1 Z(ed) is Dead
“Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.” In this episode of The Eastern Border, we dive into the surreal start of 2026. While the world watches the [...]
The Migthy Potato Awards…and also a bit about Venezuela and Vatniks
Greetings, Comrades – the time for the Migthy Potato awards has come! So, join us for this (very unscripted) first episode of the year, where [...]
25.”Noble Knights” & Corruption : The Truth Behind Russia’s ’91-Drone Attack on Putin’s House’ Lie
In this emergency news episode, I tear down the “Valdai Mirage.” I look at the physics that make their claim impossible, the massive bureaucratic screw-up [...]
24. The Race on Broken Legs: A Cunning Plan to Bankrupt the Empire
While the Kremlin announces glorious victories, the true believers are writing the Empire’s obituary. Igor “Strelkov” Girkin writes from prison to expose the truth about [...]
Evita’s Christmas special: Entity known as “Kristaps” and it’s impact on regular human life.
Hi there, comrades! Here comes the promised episode by Evita (you asked for it yourself, kapish?) where she trauma-dumps, jokes and talks about her past [...]
23. Hacked Hipsters, Vienna Cafes and Girkin’s Prophecy
In this episode: the staggering hypocrisy of project leads who build “digital prisons” for Russians while living comfortably in Vienna, Austria. Also, from behind bars, [...]
How Prof. Lipsits tried to save the Soviet economy in just two days
Today I’m back with an oldschool style episode, because I really needed a break from the news – so I give You the story of [...]
22. Fable of the Bridge
The Russian army is not the mighty empire we’re told to fear. It is a rusted, bureaucratic black hole where reality is sacrificed for paperwork, [...]
21. Ministry of Silly Wars
The “peace plan” continues dominating the news feed. In this episode I look at the Z-vatnik take on it, how Putin has reacted to that [...]
20. Trump doesn’t want you to know this simple trick: 28 simple steps to make everyone forget about the Epstein files
Well, the one good thing to come out of this peace deal thing is that it’s yet another boost to European Union military efforts and [...]
19. Only Russophobes think that human life has any intrinsic value in Russia.
I recently made an episode about the horrific fascist ideas of Alexander Kharichev, the “Civil War 2.0″one. However, according to Girkin’s buddies – club of [...]
18. The only thing more miserable than Igor Girkin is Russia’s economic situation.
The news episode that I wanted to release before the glorious civil war article plopped up. We have a lot of Igor Girkin to catch [...]
17. Russian Civil War 2.0 is inevitable (and why it’s a good thing)
A high-ranking Kremlin official Alexander Kharichev, chief of monitoring the social media in Russia, just wrote an article about the possibility of civil war in [...]
16. Vatniks discover the real Russia
More detailed info about the ever-continuing meat assaults on the Russian side and also, the #1 event in the Z-vatnik space this week – yet [...]
15. Russia lacks brain, while the EU lacks a spine
In this episode, I look at yet more Z-vatnik wankering about how shit the whole situation on the front is for them and compare it [...]
14. Russia is NOT winning the war
Darryl Cooper from Martyrmade whom I owe a lot to, just released an episode where he claimed that Russia is winning this war. This is [...]
13. Groundbreaking innovations in corruption
I had to channel my Gonzo style for this one again. You see, there was yet another article, that was just published in the west, [...]
12. Poverty, misery and other Z-vatnik hobbies
In this episode, I want to bring you up to speed with the war-related events in the Z-sphere of idiocy. Vatniks are pissing their pants [...]
11. Latgale – Texas of Latvia
As I’m moving, I thought it would be nice to give you a bit of a historical breather episode, explaining the peculiarities of the proud [...]