
The Dylan and Joe Basement Podcast
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Teleportation- Toilet Wine
Croc Hunter- Toilet Wine
Kidnapped by Dolphins

Brain in a Dish Playing Doom- Toilet Wine
EAn Australian tech company has grown human brain cells onto a computer chip and is currently teaching it how to play Doom... Should be fine.
Ep 128I Screwed Up
EThis week its back to the original 2 Basement Boys! Dylan and Joe take to TIFU on reddit to read some of the funniest and weirdest tales from the internet about people would screwed the pooch!
Do We Need This?- Toilet Wine
EThis week Dom and Joe talk about the most unnecessary crap in the world and get to the bottom of if we actually need this stuff.
Ep 127Smoking in Movies
EThis week we all light up and talk about the best smoking scenes in cinema history with the help of special guest, and smoking expert, John Lacombe!
Last Meals- Toilet Wine
EThis week we talk about last meal requests of those sentenced with the death penalty. Tune in to see what meal we would eat before The State ends our life!
Ep 126Peeves
EThis week the Basement Boys talk about things that really cheese them off.
Relationship Advice- Toilet Wine
EThis week we hear the toughest and weirdest questions from reddit about relationships! We parse out the details and give you the expert-level answers that only 2 guys in a less than year long relationship with each of their partners can give. Excellent.
Ep 125Snowboard Drug Lord
EThis week Dom and Dylan teach Joe about the notorious Canadian snowboard prodigy turned cartel member! Also Dylan regales us with the tale of his storage closet.

Tricky Dick Nixon- Toilet Wine
EThis week Dom and Joe dive in to the Watergate scandal, Dick Nixon, and allude to some commonalities with the executive branch of the United States today... also Joe dies on 4 hills.
Ep 124Friends of Tyrants
EThis week Dylan runs the show and we have to pick another This OR That for some of the worst tyrants in history.
Ep 123Nobel or Murder
EThis week you have to decide if the people on the list are Nobel Prize winners or convicted murderers. If you guess wrong you are a bad person.
Ep 122Paris Heist
This week we delve into the history of Le Louvre Museum and the 100+ million dollars with of historical jewelry stolen on a sunny morning in Paris. The thieves are still at large!
Caves- Toilet Wine
EThis week we dive in to the horrifying depths of the Earth. From the largest and most beautiful caves in the world to petrifying stories of being trapped in the gorge, we talk all things caves!

Ep 121Badass Legendary Newsworthy Animals
This week we talk about real famous animals that have made their mark in the news, history books, and our hearts.
Ep 120Mad Gasser
EThis week we talk about the terrifying string of gas attacks in Illinois perpetrated by the MAD GASSER! Help us solve the mystery of whodunnit, whydunnit, and if it even happened at all.
Olympics- Toilet Wine
EThis week Dom and Joe discuss the history of the Olympics and go Footloose!
Confessions- Toilet Wine
This week the Toilet Boyz read real confessions from the internet and swing down the dual-hammers of judgement and retribution upon the unsuspecting guilty parties.
Ep 119Quitting
It is with heavy hearts the we announce Dom's decision to quit the DJBP. We wish him the best in his future endeavors. Join us in a gossip heavy smack down of the our hottest resident as we talk about the act of quitting.

Ep 118Magellan
EThis week we talk about the first person to sail around the entire globe. Or at least make an attempt!
Ep 117Canada Man
EThis week Dom is driving the pod as he reads headlines and we have to decide if they are real or a load of crap! This just in: "Canada Man watches basement podcast. More at eleven."

Ep 116MKUltra
EThe Basement sinks their teeth into the irrefutable conspiracy that not only subjugated innocent people to mental and physical torture- but showed the public to open their minds in more ways than one. LSD entered the U.S.A. only after being used as a tool for potential mind control by the C.I.A. Thereby making this tale not only the smoking gun for the idea of Conspiracy, but a gun the placed in the hand of its very detractors mere years later.
Dalai Lama- Toilet Wine
EJoe and Dom discuss the biggest name in brass band composing and at some point the political firestorm that is the symbol of Tibetan Buddhism, the Dalai Lama.

Ep 115Dylan's Episode
EDylan gets to cash in his chips, run his own episode, and there is nothing you can do about it.
Ep 114Top 5 Worst Movies
EThis week we are ranking the most absolute pieces of trash ever to hit the silver screen.

Ep 113Killdozer
EThis week we recall the harrowing and hilarious tale of Marvin Heemeyer- the man who turned a bulldozer into a tank and wreaked havoc on the town of Granby, Colorado.
Ep 112Actor or Killer
EWe're back in the saddle again! This week Dylan and Dom have to guess whether these people are actors in famous films and television shows or convicted serial killers in the United States. This is gonna be a wild one, gang.
Toilet Wine- Mummies
EThis week we talk about mummified bodies all around the world and what they can tell us about people of the past. We also get to hear what a real mummy sounded like through the miracles of science!

Ep 111Unsolved Mysteries
EThis week the Basement dives back into our bread and butter: the weird, the wild, and the unexplained! We go state by state to explore the strangest unexplained mysteries the state has to offer. From missing girls to ghostly ghouls, we try to make sense of the oldest and oddest mysteries in the U.S.A.
Toilet Wine- Am I Overreacting?
EThis week we dredge our favorite website to show the nature of humanity... reddit! Joe selects some of the best queries from r/AmIOverreacting and your favorite podcasters decide who is freaking out and who is justified.
Ep 110Wonder Walls
EThis week the gang is back together to talk about all the wonderful walls of the past, present, and perhaps even the future.
Ep 109Travel Stories
EThis week we gather in the Basement to talk about tales far from home and we get to meet Shark Zelda.
Banned Toys- Toilet Wine
EThis week we talk about toys that were so dangerous that the have been completely banned! After learning about these wacky widgets... we can see why.
Ep 108Top 5 Movie Mash-ups
EWe are blasting into 2025 with a new, hot Top 5 for you folks. What do you get if you smash 2 beloved movies together? A beautiful creation rivaling all cinema that ever came before.
Jumpers- Toilet Wine
EFor our last podcast of the year we talk about the fine folks who took a leap of faith and jumped from the highest heights in human history! Some came back to Earth in glory and some go splat on the floor, my friend.
Ep 107Christmas Truce
EThis week we discuss our personal Christmas stories of years gone by and take a look at what happened on Christmas day in World War 1. Join us for some holiday cheer in our very special Christmas episode!
Ep 106Injuries
EThis week we talk about all of our biggest bumps, bruises, and bonks! From broken limbs to ball busting- this one is our funniest episode yet.
Kowloon: The Walled City- Toilet Wine
EThis week we talk about the most densely packed city in the world. The dystopian future that already happened. A city nestled within a city with its' own government, rules, and questionable architecture. We take you to Hong Kong this week to venture to Kowloon, the Walled City.
Ep 105Basement Court: Day v. Night
EOn our first edition of BASEMENT COURT our councilors will defend their clients in the court of the honorable Judge Dredd. Their clients are Day and Night. Which will prevail? Will Justice have it's day in court? Tune in to find out.
Swamp Monsters- Toilet Wine
EHappy Halloween Basement listeners! This week we are putting on our waders an galoshes to enter the bog of horrors. We are talking swamp monsters! Myth, fact, or fantasy?
Ep 104Lake Terror
This week we tell the haunting tales of two lakes too terrifying to imagine! Grab your floaties and speedo! We are going for a daring dip.
Ep 103Dragons are Real
This week we discuss the possibility of dragons being more than a mythical creature, but a real life beast that fought and burned humans to death!
TIFU- Toilet Wine
EThis week we dredge reddit for stories of people who royally screwed up and even tell a couple tales of our own blunders.
Ep 102Florida Man
This week we head down to the pride and joy of the USA as we go head-to-head on FLORIDA MAN. Is the headline real or fake? It's nearly impossible to tell the difference.
Loco Logos- Toilet Wine
EThis week Dom and I break down the weirdest and worst sports team logos we can find! Buy me some peanuts and barf bags for these garbage emblems.
Ep 101Mothman 2
Mothman is bag and he is the Fresh Prince of O'Hare! We are going to delve into the mystery of the resurgence of one of America's strangest cryptids. And you are correct- this is our first Mothman epsiode. Mothman 2!

Ep 100Top 10 Drinks- Episode 100
EWe finally made it here gang! Episode 100! This week we have on many of our past guest to debate the best drinks. Special thanks to every one of our guests and all of you fine listeners and viewers out there. We couldn't have done it without you!
Toilet Wine- Am I the Asshole?
This week Dom and I dive into reddit to answer the question "Am I the Asshole?" We will read off AITAH submissions and pass our final judgement! Don't worry- we are not immune from judgement either. At the end of the pod we read our own AITAH stories.