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In today's preview, catch the back half of Today in History and some of our closing remarks involving another period book for Dan to readHear the entire episode by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZone ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneDan's problem is he found a dead rabbit in his pool skewer and his wife made him clean it up. Jake's problem is Dan asked if Buc-ee's started in Texas. Somehow, we manage. Dianna Russini sheds light on how she was getting inside info, big Thursday Viewer Mail bag, and a wild story out of Godley involving the police, a prostitute, a sex ed class, and a girl Jake went to high school with (00:00) - Open: Dan's dead bunny (24:36) - Sports: Troy Aikman's conundrum (33:37) - Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel (57:12) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail bag (01:40:13) - News: Godley's prostitution ring (02:02:49) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Brian Schottenheimer is the gift that keeps on giving. He thinks he's awesome because he pays for dinners and was a prodigy at 32. We need good football players, Schotty. Ping pong skills are irrelevant.Hear the entire episode by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZone ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe have a long Easter weekend to catch up on, the Rangers were the cause of our painful Sunday night with a reverse sweep situation at home, and Lamar Odom isn't the greatest person in the world (00:00) - Open: Easter weekend check (53:52) - Sports: Rangers swept (01:29:01) - Lamar Odom documentary (01:38:24) - News: Houston man stuck in chimney (01:49:10) - VM birthdays/Today in History (02:15:50) - Closing remarks: Puddle Pools ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe're live from the bus at Texas Rangers Opening Day! We're joined by Texas Rangers broadcaster, Jared Sandler, and former Fox Sports Southwest hall of famer, Jim Knox, who takes out the wireless (00:00) - Open: Live from the bus (27:44) - Sports: CB Bucknor (39:56) - March MBR (01:14:46) - Jared Sandler: 2026 Rangers outlook (01:39:15) - News: Pooh Shiesty Pooh Shiesty (01:53:50) - Jim Knox with the wireless (02:20:39) - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneDan is not a fan of the 7 a.m. workout, The Handoff is back, Lori Brown from Fox 4 stops by in studio to explain where the Mavs could move to after the AAC, and Gucci Mane kidnapped?? In Dallas?? (00:00) - Open: Dan hated the 7 a.m. workout (08:41) - Sesh: Jaden Ivey waived (36:52) - The Handoff: Smoothies (51:17) - Lori Brown: Mavs new home at City Hall (01:16:03) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:54:35) - News: Gucci Mane kidnapped (02:10:03) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Jake sits down with three candidates for school board in Grapevine-Colleyville. Matthew White (Place 5) is running against incumbent AJ Pontillo. Lindsey Sheguit (Place 6) is running against incumbent Diana Sager. Darrell Brown (Place 7) is running against incumbent Mary Humphrey. Election Day is May 2. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneDarrell "Housh" Doucette joins the show to talk about playing NFL players in flag football and why he knew Team USA would take care of business ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneBaseball is back and in a big way with opening weekend with ABS an absolute success. The Cowboys can't beat the Eagles, but damnit the Rangers take down the Phillies in their first series of the season. Weekend check, a cringe interview with Ken Griffey Jr., and Cody Alexander says it's out with the old, in with the new as the Dallas Cowboys hire defensive coordinator, Christian Parker. (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (30:09) - Cody Alexander: Christian Parker's defense (01:06:37) - Sports: First weekend with ABS (01:35:56) - Rangers win opening series in Philadelphia (01:50:39) - News: An illegal tip pool (02:13:00) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the entire show by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneHear a portion of today's "Today in History" with Heart Attack Man and Friday Mike Sirois!Run sheet:0:00 - Open: Dan got walk mogged17:26 - Sports: Rangers drop the opener28:20 - Sesh: Caleb Williams, The Ice Man50:45 - TiVo: Sam Kinison’s Louder Than Hell1:13:10 - Youth sports weekend1:27:34 - News: YouTube and Meta on the hook1:43:10 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe're live from Zoli's Pizza in Fort Worth and we begin with a book review by Dan informing Julie on How To Become A Woman. Then Emily Jones stops by on MLB Opening Day and a fat Viewer Mail which asks the question, if mouse is the singular version of mice, why don't we call a piece of rice "rouse"? (00:00) - Open: Dan reviews On Becoming a Woman with Julie Dobbs (29:22) - Sports: MLB Opening Day (55:49) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:28:09) - Puka Nacua's biting with Emily Jones (01:44:04) - News: Dog breeding ring busted (02:02:55) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the entire show by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe had some weekend check carried over from Monday including explaining to Michael Mooney what Blake's birthday party bit is. Then we talk to "Reality Steve" Carbone, who is a former Ticket employee that had a hand in one of the funnies moments in Ticket history (hyperbole)Show run sheet:0:00 - Open: Weekend check continued33:24 - Reality Steve Carbone: Breaking into the Top 101:09:28 - Sports: Luka’s unreal run1:20:02 - Michael Mooney: Writing Runnin’ Down a Dream1:46:31 - News: This story was sent to us one million times2:08:23 - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of the Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe all went to see the Akaash Singh show at The Majestic over the weekend. The NFL players thought they'd lap the Team USA flag football team and were quickly dismissed by the guys who actually play flag football. And we have a special guest in studio, former GameStop executive, Frank Hamlin, on his new book detailing his career and what it was like in the building during the short squeeze in 2020 titled Skinny Dipping at Low Tide (00:00) - Open: Akaash Singh show at The Majestic (30:10) - Weekend check: Dan out on Dinosaurs (45:00) - Frank Hamlin: Skinny Dipping at Low Tide (01:33:06) - NFL players get embarrassed at flag football (01:55:31) - News: RIP rainbow crosswalks (02:17:51) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe begin by memorializing the great Walker Texas Ranger and Jake delivers some audio of Dan sounding like TrumpShow run sheet:0:00 - Open: With Friday Mike Sirois15:45 - Sesh: Trump as Dan watching Sinners34:51 - KJ Ellis: Nicole Curtis’s apology1:48:13 - News: RIP Chuck Norris2:05:08 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneJake is back from Camp Fimfo just in time to explain why Afroman is on trial. We have a big Viewer Mail packed with bad bits, movie inconsistencies, and gummy thoughts. Then the New York Mets have finally gotten on the Argyle Eagles level (00:00) - Open: Jake is back from Camp Fimfo (15:53) - Today in Twitter: Wings moving to AAC (30:26) - Sports: Browns want more trade options (51:00) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:24:21) - The Afroman trial (01:46:41) - News: Silsbee animal control (02:11:32) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the entire episode by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe speak with Jared Sandler live from Rangers Spring Training in Arizona about his upcoming broadcast duties and if thank you cards are necessary, then check in with the original Cheryl tweet and how Tech has remodeled their weight room ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWith no Jake today, we sub in Kent Garrison from The Athletic to talk about last night's Oscars, Brandon Leak from Atlanta sports radio explains why the Magic City strip club promotion was canceled by the NBA, and Brandon Aubrey joins us post Arlington Grand Prix and mid contract negotiations with the Dallas Cowboys (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (39:12) - Oscars talk with Kent Garrison (01:16:08) - Magic City promotion with Brandon Leak (01:34:41) - The Brandon Aubrey Show (02:03:43) - News: Ankle monitor cut (02:23:29) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Subscribe to hear the whole show! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWhy are we called The Dumb Zone? You'll find out in the first minuteFull show run sheet:0:00 - Open: With Mike Sirois32:08 - Sports: Kyler signs for Minnesota50:23 - Friday Follow-Up: Special teams unit1:03:59 - Discovery Zone: Hiroo Onoda1:31:11 - News: TSA about to strike1:52:08 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Heart Attack Man2:26:00 - Closing remarks ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWhy did the Cowboys trade Osa Odighizuwa? Christian Parker have more say than we think. Plus, from the Dallas Morning News, Tim Cowlishaw, joins us in studio to discuss the Mavs and Stars exit from the AAC among many other things and that guy in Houston got hit by the tiniest train ever (00:00) - Open: We love Shaun Rabb (10:01) - Sports: Cowboys trade Osa Odighizuwa (28:57) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (59:06) - Tim Cowlishaw: Mavs & Stars exit from Dallas (01:44:18) - News: Houston man hit by tiny train (02:01:19) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the entire episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneOn today's free preview, step inside Today in History as we're joined by Julie Dobbs!Run sheet:0:00 - Open: Dan’s mom’s first period23:25 - Sesh: Tarantino vs. Arquette31:07 - Jake article on beginning of Cowboys free agency51:20 - TiVo: Aaron Rodgers documentary1:36:05 - News: Arrest at East Texas fishing tournament2:13:25 - VM birthdays/Today in History with Julie Dobbs ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe're joined by TV's Ted Emrich for a big weekend check involving the burger wars and Argyle state championship. A former Ranger is popped for the entire year and Dak can now focus on football. Plus, closing remarks features a Craig Sager bobblehead and a chance at backing a listener's feature film (00:00) - Open: Weekend check with Ted Emrich (59:40) - Sports: Cowboys make a trade and Dak loses a ring (01:27:09) - Sesh: New short word - anti-inflamm (01:42:36) - News: Shooting at pickleball (02:08:31) - VM birthdays/Today in History (02:28:34) - Closing remarks: Once Upon a Time in Carroll County, Iowa ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe have an update on Blake's Angelo situation and Dan's recent birthday caused a "Dan fights with his wife." All with Friday Mike Sirois! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneBlake provides an important update in his Angelo situation, Jon Machota joins us after recently joining Jerry Jones on the bus from the NFL combine, and Viewer Mail is centered on the fake baby Dan saw at the gym (00:00) - Open: An Angelo update (18:33) - Jon Machota: On the bus with Jerry Jones (46:17) - Sports: NFL nuggets (56:42) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:36:49) - News: Teixeira to Congress (01:53:24) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Dan from Flooring Direct talks about how a bartender who liked to party too much became a successful business owner ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZonePhilip Kingston joins to discuss Cumulus's legal fight with the Nielsen ratings company. He also explains the situation with City Hall and a potential new Mavericks stadium. Did you know they ended smoking on airplanes so recently? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe've got a big weekend check which involves Dan at the gym with a fake baby and Blake's trip to West Texas. Jerry Jones spoke on his bus at the NFL combine, we've got a hot air balloon crash to discuss, and we review our month in February (00:00) - Open: Weekend check (47:26) - Sports: Jerry talks on the bus (01:25:18) - February MBR (01:58:39) - News: Hot air balloon crash (02:22:25) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hear the entire show by subscribing at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneWe speak with someone who was invited to the focus group held by the Dallas Mavericks in regards to their new arena. Plus, be nice to the weather guy ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Get every episode of The Dumb Zone by subscribing to the show at DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe negotiations with our good friend, Brandon Aubrey, have gone public and now fans begin picking sides. We discuss how the talks are probably going and more from the Cane Rosso at The Star with Mike Sirois and TC Fleming (00:00) - Open: From Cane Rosso with Mike Sirois (11:54) - Sports: What to make of the Brandon Aubrey negotiations (39:24) - Jake and TC saw Nick Offerman (01:02:10) - Big Thursday Viewer Mail Bag (01:27:36) - Brewers starting pitcher, Kyle Harrison (01:54:41) - News: Frisco King starring Samuel L. Jackson (02:18:42) - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Subscribe to hear the entire episode! DumbZone.com or Patreon.com/TheDumbZoneThe press conference was supposed to be about getting to know new Cowboys defensive coordinator, Christian Parker, but do you think Schotty could let all that fun happen without him? Of course not. Plus, a new way to manipulate advertisingShow run sheet:0:00 - Open: A Jimmy Fallon monologue23:03 - Weekend check: Jake tries getting on a plane41:11 - Sports: MLB’s new challenge system57:52 - Schotty steals the limelight1:32:59 - News: The TexIt Coin scam1:53:42 - VM birthdays/Today in History ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★