The Drew Lane Show

Oprah Winfrey's mean streak, Tiger Woods loves pills, Artemis II to the moon, Lamar Odom makes Khloe Kardashian look good, a new Bonerline, Maz loves the Kennedys, and boxer Deontay Wilder's crazy story about impregnating his girlfriend. Artemis II is launching into space to visit the dark side of the moon. We don't want to hear about any signs of life unless it's The Great Gazoo Donald Trump is addressing the nation on TV tonight to assure everyone that everything is fine. Congress has allegedly made a deal to fund DHS. Tyler Perry tried to fund the TSA, but buzzkills are making agents return his gift cards. Tiger Woods had pills on him during his most recent traffic crash. He failed his sobriety test, but at least he's making money because the polo he was wearing sold out. For some reason The View defended Tiger Woods. A brand new Bonerline. Kristie Noem's husband and his hot pants are the talk of the town in Washington. She now has the excuse to be out in the open with Corey Lewandowski. Lindsey Buckingham was attacked in LA by his stalker. Megan Thee Stallion had to be rushed to the hospital in the middle of her Broadway show.... because she was tired. DTF St Louis on HBO features too much penis. Untold: The Death & Life of Lamar Odom is on Netflix. He seems like a real selfish jerk. Maz joins us after a Detroit Tigers loss, mourns the death of Ambrosia founder Christopher North, calls the Detroit Lions cheap, questions Tom Izzo's flirtation with the Phoenix Suns, Michigan PG Elliot Cadieux gets food poisoning, making the cover of the Hudson Dispatch, Love Story: JFK Jr, and his own personal Carolyn Bessette. We check Oprah Winfrey's Who's Dated Who because we cannot think of any other man she's dated. Drew digs up more Oprah stories from the Kitty Kelly unauthorized biography. Boxer Deontay Wilder tells Piers Morgan a wild story about how his first baby momma tricked him and got pregnant. Merch Madness! Buy it before it’s gone or miss out forever. If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon)

Thomas Markle finds happiness, Kristi Noem’s husband outed for his fetish, Bert Kreischer ruined MLB Opening Day, Jayden Ivey’s rambling posts, and WATP Karl with a Stuttering John health update & the continued decline of The Howard Stern Show. RIP Christopher North of Ambrosia. The war in Iran rages on as the stock market has a big day. Kristi Noem’s husband, Byron, is busted with his ‘Bimbofication’ fetish. Kid Rock had a helicopter drop by his house… and now the Army has suspended the crew. Prince Andrew needs so much help to get women. King Charles is sucked into Andy’s mess. Sports: Justin Verlander was roughed up in his season debut for the Detroit Tigers. Bert Kreischer and Netflix ruined MLB Opening Day. The Detroit Lions claw back some of Frank Ragnow’s bonus money. Karl from WATP drops by to update us on Stuttering John Melendez’s health, check in on Howard Stern’s latest return to SiriusXM, cat fundraisers and more. Thomas Markle has found love and we couldn’t be more happy for him. We stand with Dan Wootton. Jaden Ivey BLOWN OUT by the Chicago Bulls for his stance on the gays and other rambling social media posts. Brittany Desborough is the hottest grandma possibly ever. The Ex-San Francisco Human Rights Commission director has been arrested. Teen Takeovers are still red-hot. Merch Madness! Buy it before it’s gone or miss out forever. If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon)

Britney Spears new cringy posts, Billy Idol Should Be Dead, Bill Burr is still angry, TMZ outing congressmen, Kwame Kilpatrick facing foreclosure, UConn defeats Duke, and DJ Khaled’s UFL Halftime Show disaster. UConn’s Braylon Mullins is the newest NCAA Tournament hero. The Final Four is set and there’s no Duke. Air Canada flight attendant, Solange Tremblay, needs some money following the LaGuardia plane crash. TMZ is really taking it to congress members living it up while DHS is unfunded. Is a ground invasion imminent in Iran? Savannah Guthrie returns to the Today Show on April 6th. Their ratings have been through the roof since Nancy Guthrie went missing. Carson Daly, however, is a stiff. Britney Spears has returned to social instead of heading to rehab following her DUI. Madonna looks great for a shrinking grandmother. Kim Novak thinks she’s hotter than Sydney Sweeney or something. Tiger Woods’ privacy is more important than driving sober or with sitting in the passenger seat. Hulu’s Billy Idol Should Be Dead is a great watch. We check in on Bill Burr to see how he’s navigating life. Tim Dillon doesn’t fall for the Amy Poehler podcast scam like Bryan Callen did. A TMZ poll reveals that Jack Reacher is more popular than a neighbor trying to keep his area safe. Heather Graham will be nude in upcoming episodes of The White Lotus. Paradise on Hulu is frustrating Drew. The UFL featured a halftime show with DJ Khaled. It was more phoned-in than his usual “performances”. Taylor Frankie Paul nailed her ex right before filming The Bachelorette. Equity Cards are causing havoc in Canada. Kwame Kilpatrick has no intention on paying property taxes so he might lose his home. Merch Madness! Buy it before it’s gone or miss out forever. If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon)

Tiger Woods DUI, Eli Zaret joins us as Michigan heads to the Final Four, Savannah Guthrie speaks, Thomas Markle finds love, OnlyFans creator regret, and the end of JFK Jr. & Carolyn Bessette. Eli Zaret joins the show to highlight Michigan’s Elite Eight victory over Tennessee, MSU’s loss to UConn, the mighty Detroit Pistons, the Detroit Red Wings in free fall, hit on Tiger Woods’ latest DUI, the biggest blunders in sports history, the Detroit Tigers are BACK, Eli vs tattoos and much more. Tiger Woods crashed his car for the fourth time. We revisit the DUIs of the past and ruined Thanksgivings. Savannah Guthrie opened up to Hoda Kotb about the kidnapping of her mother. Carson Daly is boring. Jason Benetti was interviewed and reveals he loves boring Carson Daly. Corey Feldman has entered the Dabbleverse. He wants to take out Hackamania. He’s miffed he was excluded from the Rob Reiner tribute at the Academy Awards. Stuttering John Melendez broke his arm and was recently called out by a former manager. Love Story wrapped up and we now know how peaceful JFK Jr., Carolyn, and Lauren Bessette died. Markleverse: Thomas Markle got himself a broad 35 years younger. Nice. Prince Harry, meanwhile, is using his children as a bargaining chip. Meghan Markle is looking for a new nanny… yet again. Meghan is looking to get back into acting. Is Meghan a yacht girl or what? Nobody wants to watch a show on Polo. Chris Brown does not want to pay Kevin McCall. Kanye West has a new music video out… directed by Bianca Censori. Thirst Traps: Kylie Jenner. Sydney Sweeney. Megan Fox. One of these is not like the other. Clavicular is in trouble and never been hotter. Elon Musk got hair plugs so he can have a stupid haircut. Chicago is having a problem with Teen Takeovers. We find some gross OnlyFans models who have a bit of regret. No Kings Rallies were all the rage this weekend. Rep. Pramila Jayapal wants reparations for those affected by ICE. TMZ is going hard on politicians and their vacations. Spencer Torkelson is a big fan of Teebs. Us too. Sherrone Moore’s crying cop cam has been released. Merch remains available. Buy it before it’s gone or miss out. If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley and BranDon)