The Deep Dive with Jessica St. Clair and June Diane Raphael

Summer is still in full-swing and Jessica and June are refusing to cook for breakfast or lunch (and encourage you to do the same). Plus, Paul takes care of our snacks, June gives us a breakdown of her new TV obsession, and we learn St. Clairs don’t go to the movies.Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica and June are crying over text messages and receiving urgent voice notes. Plus June is on CapTok, Jessica is working on her shiny red shell, and she acknowledges that she IS, in fact, an actor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, June gives credit where credit is due, and Jessica delivers a retraction (plus a retraction on that retraction) regarding eyelashes. Then we chat the Kardashians, who is smacking Jessica’s butt, and June’s terrifying elevator encounter. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we revisit when Jessica and June face their harshest comedy critics - their children. Then they dive into bedroom kids vs. living room kids, the joy of a sectional, Thanksgiving plans, and reality TV drama. And please be advised, Deep Divers: moving forward, we will be adopting mob wife looks and attitudes. Try. Me.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this week’s very spooky episode, Jessica is on the lookout for sharks and June is avoiding crows. Plus we chat big dinosaurs, white on white cars, oral historians, and Jessica and June’s experiences working for the mafia.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica’s family curse has finally been broken and June’s family is enforcing a dress code. Plus we dive into theater experiences of our past, ditch the judgment-free zone, and learn that June may be a professional athlete. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we are sharing packing tips from two of our most trusted sources: teens and TikTok. Then June fights to remove the stigma around unwashed makeup brushes while Jessica steals from GOOP. Plus, we dive a little deeper into Carolyn Bessette, “Alone,” and Karen Read trial theories.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we are talking to dead people and trying to understand how anxiety works. Then June confesses some damage she’s done to her body while Jessica is in awe of her own ass. Plus, we learn that what happens in a hospital should probably stay in a hospital, not all three-ways are created equal, and your body may be a tax write-off.CW: Please note, this episode contains a brief reference to sexual abuse.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, June is embracing her new life as an online gamer while Jessica is realizing she may have a secret passion for board games after all. Plus, Jessica goes Top Gun on a jet ski, and we reach our limit on travel excursions led by energy vampires.domesticworkers.org chirla.orgSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica is giving sex advice to strangers and June has the best day of her life. Plus we talk structured vs. unstructured summers, Star Wars (??), and petty theft from the hotel spa.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, June is jet-setting as a human pillowcase and Jessica attends her first ever bat mitzvah. Plus we dive into sexting our friends, the benefits of dancing, and the power of a twelve-pound weight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we are NOT well. June is trying to dig her way out of a nap while Jessica is coming to us from a studio haunted by Bob Dylan (still alive, btw). Then Jessica performs medical procedures on herself and others, June dives into the Karen Read trial, and we learn that yelling at our friends’ kids may be the balm we all need.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For your Memorial Day listening, today we revisit when Jessica breaks her silence about the photo that rocked the Garbage World/Deep Dive universe and gives deep thanks those citizens who came out in full force and formed their own Situation Room to preserve life, liberty, and the pursuit of snap-free-ness. And June faces her own judgement about iPads since June’s mothership computer has been taken away for repairs, leaving her with no choice but to join the "Sent from iPad" society. DM Jessica with the worst photo ever taken of you to join in as she takes back the sight and stay safe out there.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With summer around the corner, we're revisiting when June and Jess celebrated the beginning of Summer II with tales of lake swims and moms on rafts. Then, they discuss the terrifying experience of hosting a summer children’s birthday party and ask themselves if the only way to get through the heartbreaking moments of life is to be high, tanned and highlighted. Remember Deep Divers: Take some beauty risks, bring a friend, and don’t forget to add a little jingle on your way.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, June falls in love with a weighted vest and Jessica’s new boobs may be launching us into Summer One - two weeks early. Plus we dive into our favorite grocery stores and their unforgettable jingles, and June talks with author and artist Tourmaline (MARSHA) about Marsha P. Johnson and the Stonewall Uprising.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica’s butt is now in her boobs as she recovers amongst the dead and the living in New Orleans. She and June chat post-surgery letdowns and turn-ups, periods syncing, and humiliating room service orders. Deep Divers, grab yourself some free weights and a bowl of gelato - we’re doing warrior work today.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we revisit June and Jessica petitioning to bring back intercoms. Plus Jessica rents some deadstock exercise equipment from the 90s, June places an extreme order of half and half, and we discover the limitations of Jessica’s calendar system. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, June and Jeckeeka (FKA Jessica) take their relationship to a whole new level when June pops the ultimate question: “will you share your location with me?” Then we dive into shopping experiences (both miserable and ideal), wild sibling misadventures, and how gyms are truly disgusting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we’re thrilled to introduce you to Hasan Minhaj Doesn’t Know from Lemonada Media. Hosted by comedian Hasan Minhaj (from The Daily Show and Patriot Act), he sits down with some of the biggest names in politics, culture, and tech.  Hasan asks the tough questions, some thought-provoking, some straight-up absurd—but all of them come from a real place of curiosity. Every episode is tailored to the guest, their story, their vibe. So if you're out here trying to make sense of the world and find answers—come hang and find out. Because at the end of the day, Hasan Minhaj Doesn’t Know! We’re going to play you the first episode featuring parenting expert Dr. Becky. After you listen, search Hasan Minhaj Doesn’t Know wherever you get your podcasts, or head to: https://lemonada.lnk.to/hasanminhajdoesntknowfdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hoods are up, the ghost has been busted but…we miss him? The girls dive deep into their fear of blonde men, the rules of a mutual break up and the grief that follows joy. Remember Deep Divers, not all ghosts should be sent on their merry. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica and June are dealing with dysregulation of the mind AND the body. We learn the only mirror you can trust is a car mirror, get some wholesome relationship tips from “Love on the Spectrum,” and discover the fine line between “labeling” and lying. Plus, we may have found the answer to one of life’s greatest questions: why do no bad photos exist of your mom?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica hears the siren song of the sea and June agrees to face her biggest fear to join her star sister on a Poseidon Adventure. Then, the girls make a formal apology to all women for ever suggesting we should cold plunge and June announces the end of effortless beauty! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, the girls are on the road! June kayaks and revels in a continental breakfast while Jessica wakes up some bats and gets in touch with her inner Babygirl in Austin. The girls then dive into how close proximity is a privilege and how they delight in a guilt free NAH. Hold on to your hot rollers, Deep Divers, it’s gonna be a wild ride! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

East Coast/West Coast calendar tribulations aside, June and Jessica revisit a safe space for all. Running on fumes this week, we are too burnt out to read the book on burnout; but there's plenty to be grateful for and though we may have to bury our secrets in a bush, you can trust that there are life lessons to be learned in every diner and stadium parking lot across the nation.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, June and Jessica are faced with the ultimate question: will parents rest ever again? Then they experiment with hydration, June hires a ghostbuster, and Jessica protects the names of those she loves. Plus we recap the sexiest thing we’ve ever heard in a TikTok. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica is working on a book proposal and is forced to face one of her biggest fears: looking at old photos. Then June “balances space” in Zone 1 at the airport before taking us through a very moving episode of “Alone.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we are turning our phones on sleep mode, putting on our noise-cancelling headphones, and entering a sensory deprivation tank of our own making. Then June and Jessica chat the price of togetherness, early dinners and early arrivals, and the thrill and suspense of a 2-liter bottle of soda.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we are coming to you with a shocking reveal and an apology regarding last week’s tech issues. Then, we unearth the origin of Jessica’s true crime fears, and we discuss the importance of sharing (good news and/or drugs) with the ones we love most.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica confesses she has a secret love of breaking and entering, after she SEAL Team 6’s into the Girl Cottage. The girls reminisce childhood break in stories and lament a missed connection with a hot firefighter. Then, they dive into the ethics of sliding into an earlier boarding zone, the emotional rollercoaster of international travel, and one very, very expensive suitcase.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You think you're burned out? Try harboring a secret, second family. This week, we're revisiting when June and Jessica delve into the seedy worlds of gardening, missing persons, and Jessica makes a shocking revelation about her connection to Neanderthals. Rosemary hides, but you don't have to. Be proud of who you are. You. Be. You.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, against all better judgment, Jessica has procured a hamster and things are not going well. Plus, June falls victim to the Postmates system while Jessica’s dad has career advice for Jake Cornell. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, June and Jessica are petitioning to bring back intercoms. Plus Jessica rents some deadstock exercise equipment from the 90s, June places an extreme order of half and half, and we discover the limitations of Jessica’s calendar system. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, June and Jessica are dealing with some major changes, and not just in Jessica’s insta DM settings. We dive into the importance of trying, the ins and outs of Google classrooms, and setting boundaries with both high-fives and butts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica and June are navigating difficult times by choosing optimism (but toxic positivity can definitely gtfo). Plus we dive into the benefits of transcendental meditation, ADHD bed-making tips, and neck keys.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deep Divers, in these complicated times, we must pursue happiness at all costs - whether that be a summer blockbuster, a nighttime moisturizer, a plethora of pens or straddling a novelty floaty. Then, the girls consult happiness expert best selling author Gretchen Rubin (Life in Five Senses) for her tips on how to combat anxiety and use all five senses to get more happiness in our lives. We’ll see you all on a hot dog floaty! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, June and Jess are still in the thick of coping with the LA fires, but they are playing Tetris and pulling cards of hope. Then Jake Cornell joins to chat naps, gum, and sports families. Plus we unfortunately learn another valuable lesson about how a photograph can do you dirty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, the girls are two hermit crabs in search of a shell. They thank the Deep Dive Community for their concern, share the beautiful things Los Angelenos are doing to take care of each other and marvel at the resiliency of the human spirit. Then, June tells us to let them eat cake, HOW we want to eat it and WHEN. Take care of each other, Deep Divers. We love you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s officially 2025! Jessica has come down with consumption (again), but she and June are embracing the Yuletide nevertheless. Plus we hear a cautionary tale of leave-in conditioner and learn there’s always room for more “community” at the community pool. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we revisit a past episode of The Deep Dive where Jess is bumping boundaries, and June is vowing to show the movie Scrambled to all the women in the world. Then, just when Jessica thought they were completely yolked heading into the Super Bowl, June shares her distressing opinion of the infamous Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce kiss. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we revisit a past episode of The Deep Dive where men need to roll up their sleeves and show off their forearms. We celebrated the 4th and nothing but the 4th. Let’s talk equal rights before we talk golden showers, alright babe? There’s a lot of change that needs to happen in America before all kink is on the table, and we’re not gonna get there without Kulap in office. Also, how soon is too soon to talk trees? Planning has started for the ’24 Christmas season.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June and Jess are coming to you today from a bit of a tender spot. Phones have been lost, Better Homes and Gardens subscriptions have been purchased, and trauma responses have been forgiven. Plus, Jess comes HARD for June over a potential holiday party etiquette betrayal and June sets the record straight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica and June are still riding high on show fumes and give us a behind-the-scenes breakdown of the Deep Dive Christmas Spectacular. We learn that women can do anything with the support of other women and a quality pair of hose. Plus we dive into our new holiday season calendar and our thoughts on “The Village.” (And for once, we don’t mean the M. Night Shyamalan classic.)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica and June are struggling through the roughest transition to Daylight Savings Time in history. We also dive deep into parking lot culture, ghosts that haunt our homes and our dogs, and we finally nail down Cookie’s personality profile.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica and June are facing their harshest comedy critics - their children. Then they dive into bedroom kids vs. living room kids, the joy of a sectional, Thanksgiving plans, and reality TV drama. And please be advised, Deep Divers: moving forward, we will be adopting mob wife looks and attitudes. Try. Me.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deep Divers, it’s 7AM - do you know where your children are? This week, June and Jessica are in a state and are turning to egg sandwiches and Cann beverages for comfort with varying levels of success. Then June dives into a significant violation of her time and guest bathroom, plus we chat the big game, catfishing rom coms, and surf moms.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re introducing you to a show we love: Choice Words with Samantha Bee. Every day, we make choices—some explode, some implode, and most we barely remember. But what about the choices that change everything? Each week, Samantha Bee sits down with people she admires to dig into the biggest decisions they’ve made in their lives and the ripple effects those choices have had. In this episode, Sam chats with comedian and actor Paul Scheer about his decision to go to NYU, becoming a parent, and figuring out what kind of dad he wants to be. For more episodes, search for Choice Words with Samantha Bee wherever you get your podcasts or click here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this very special bonus episode of The Deep Dive, June and Jessica are joined by Kulap Vilaysack and SuChin Pak from the podcast ADD TO CART, and Scott Aukerman, Lauren Lapkus, and Paul F. Tompkins from the podcast THREEDOM for game night! The game? That’s What She Said (Second Edition), by Moose Games, where the goal is to see who can create the most laughs with 400 innuendo-filled phrases. Thank you Moose Games for sponsoring this very funny, very NAUGHTY episode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica and June are immediately post-election and are cycling through grief. Then they dive into firemen that spark no joy, earwax protocols, and Martha Stewart. And as we all forge ahead together, we encourage all our Deep Divers to become comfortable with being unlikeable and to take it a little too far.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week’s episode is coming to you from the past! Jessica and June are pre-election and you, dear listener, are mid or post-election, so we have no idea where we’re meeting you but we are entering the week with HOPE and recommend living that Cann life in any scenario. Plus Jess is escaping to the car, June is fact-checking whales, and we’re expressing our love for thicc bois (both dogs and athletes).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, June and Jessica are FINALLY talking about CVS. Then we get into Jess’s Marshalls origin story, our history of petty crimes and corporate theft, the wonders of Home Depot, and election anxiety. Plus we are interrupted by an extremely loud husband using the cal against us, and we make a very important live virtual show announcement. Please join us for The Deep Dive Christmas Spectacular, coming to your living rooms December 3rd at 5pm PT/8pm ET. Head to https://veeps.events/thedeepdive for tickets now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.