The Dancing Toaster Podcast

In a world that often feels overshadowed by darkness, the resurrection of Jesus Christ stands as the ultimate declaration that light has already won. This episode explores why the empty tomb is not just a moment in history, but the foundation of the Christian faith itself. If Jesus did not rise, then faith is meaningless, but if He did, it changes everything. From fulfilled prophecy to eyewitness testimony, from fearful disciples to a risen Savior who speaks peace, the resurrection proves that sin, death, and Satan have been defeated once and for all. This is not just a story to admire, it is a truth that demands a response. The question is no longer whether He rose, but what you will do with the reality that He is alive. Note: this episode includes the audio from a live sermon at Evergreen Calvary Chapel from 04/05/26, streamed lived to the church Facebook. For the record, though I typically add sound effects to my show, I didn't add the birds, those were natural, we opened the windows because it was a beautiful day. Things go back to normal next week ;) The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained. I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found. Get some new merch! thedancingtoasterstore.printful.me Wanna support the work? Donate at: Buymeacoffee.com/thedancingtoaster Or head over to the Patreon! Your monthly support gets you early access to episodes of the Dancing Toaster, ad free listening and access to exclusives

Power doesn’t always announce itself. Sometimes it whispers. Sometimes it prays. Sometimes it stands in places it was never meant to stand… speaking in the name of God. In this episode of The Dancing Toaster, we step into a collision of faith and influence, where something begins to feel… off. The language sounds familiar. The setting looks sacred. But beneath the surface, there are patterns that don’t belong to the Gospel, patterns that feel older, deeper, and far more calculated than most people realize. The Witch in the Whitehouse is not just about one figure. It’s about what happens when spiritual language and power intertwine, when belief starts to shift, and when something that looks like Christianity begins to operate on a completely different foundation. This episode doesn’t rush to answers. It pulls back the curtain. And what’s behind it… might make you question more than you expected. Because not every voice that speaks in God’s name is pointing you to Him. Some of them are doing something else entirely. The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained. I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found. Get some new merch! thedancingtoasterstore.printful.me Wanna support the work? Donate at: Buymeacoffee.com/thedancingtoaster Or head over to the Patreon! Your monthly support gets you early access to episodes of the Dancing Toaster, ad free listening and access to exclusives.

Join Pastor Nelly and his guest in studio as they talk about Ghost, dragons, D&D and Bigfoot. Tanyon is a Toasty whose known Pastor Nelly long before Toasters started dancing so enjoy a peak into their past and eavesdrop on a fun conversation about the weird and wonderful between friends. [disclaimer- we know the audio is rough, but we had fun] The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained. I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found. Get some new merch! thedancingtoasterstore.printful.me Wanna support the work? Donate at: Buymeacoffee.com/thedancingtoaster Or head over to the Patreon! Your monthly support gets you early access to episodes of the Dancing Toaster, ad free listening and access to exclusives like: The Man-Eating Toaster, my show on cults and bizarre true crime, and soon, The Toaster Files: M.E.S.S.

In the second installment of Toaster Talk, Pastor Nelly wrestles with a troubling question sparked by a viral claim that President Trump has been “anointed” to ignite Armageddon. As war rhetoric escalates and prophecy language seeps into politics, he explores a dangerous pattern throughout history: leaders wrapping power and ambition in religious language to manipulate believers. Drawing on Scripture, the story of Judas, and modern evangelical prophecy culture, this episode challenges the idea that Christians should help “speed up” God’s timeline through strange projects, war, politics, or prophetic speculation. Instead, it calls believers back to something far less dramatic but far more faithful. The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained. I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found. Get some new merch! thedancingtoasterstore.printful.me Wanna support the work? Donate at: Buymeacoffee.com/thedancingtoaster Or head over to the Patreon! Your monthly support gets you early access to episodes of the Dancing Toaster, ad free listening and access to exclusives like: The Man-Eating Toaster, my show on cults and bizarre true crime, and soon, The Toaster Files: M.E.S.S.

Toaster Talk is a new, more off-script segment where Pastor Nelly steps out of the usual deep-dive format and talks straight from the gut. Today he talks about “the noise”: the feeling of drowning in headlines, leaks, conflicts, and nonstop outrage until truth starts to look like static. In this episode, he wrestles with information overload, the exhaustion of modern political theater, and what it does to your soul when the world keeps demanding your attention but never gives you meaning. It is part confession, part wake-up call, and part survival guide as he draws a hard line on what he is done with, what he is still fighting for, and why faith has to be sturdier than whatever is trending this week. The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained. I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found. Get some new merch! thedancingtoasterstore.printful.me Wanna support the work? Donate at: Buymeacoffee.com/thedancingtoaster Or head over to the Patreon! Your monthly support gets you early access to episodes of the Dancing Toaster, ad free listening and access to exclusives like: The Man-Eating Toaster, my show on cults and bizarre true crime, and soon, The Toaster Files: M.E.S.S.

Inside millions of newly released Epstein documents lies more than a scandal. It reveals a pattern. In this episode of The Man-Eating Toaster, Pastor Nelly steps beyond headlines and into the architecture of power itself, examining how secrecy, leverage, ritual language, and elite networks intersect across history, intelligence culture, and ancient religious symbolism. Separating documented facts from allegation, this deep dive explores why systems built on influence protect themselves, how compromise becomes currency, and why the question is no longer just who was involved, but why structures like this keep appearing again and again. From Cold War experiments to mystery cults, from hidden archives to biblical warnings about darkness and authority, this episode asks whether the Epstein files expose a single criminal story or a recurring human pattern that refuses to stay buried. Turn the lights on. This one goes deep. The Dancing Toaster is a weekly podcast that wrestles with the intersection of faith and the unexplained. I release new episodes every Tuesday wherever podcasts are found. Get some new merch! thedancingtoasterstore.printful.me Wanna support the work? Donate at: Buymeacoffee.com/thedancingtoaster Or head over to the Patreon! Your monthly support gets you early access to episodes of the Dancing Toaster, ad free listening and access to exclusives like: The Man-Eating Toaster, my show on cults and bizarre true crime, and soon, The Toaster Files: M.E.S.S.