
The Cryptonaut Podcast
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Ep 336#336: Creepy Kid Tales Vol. 1
EThough our culture brands most children as happy-go-lucky, wide-eyed avatars of carefree joy, those who've spent any real time with youngsters know that kids can also can be complex, confused and creepy AF. Here we have an array of anomalous accounts involving children (both living, dead and likely interdimensional) who definitely dwell on the dark side of reality's spectrum. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 335#335: Bustin' In With Bigfoot
EAs terrifying as accounts of hunters and hikers running headlong into huge, hairy humanoids in the wild may be, they pale before the rare reports of these bellicose beasts breaking into the sanctuary we call home. So lock your doors and windows, put your back against your sturdiest wall and hunker down as we explore some curious cases of Bigfoot home invaders. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 334#334: Invisible Boy: The Peter Pan Possession Part 2
EFirst love is among the most beautiful and, more often than not, heartbreaking episodes anyone can experience. But for one young teen, his first crush became a disturbing supernatural odyssey that brought him to the brink of death and, some say, eternal damnation. All resulting in this curious case becoming one of the most intensely chronicled events in paranormal history The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY LUMI LABS & MICRODOSE Free shipping & 30% off your first order. https://www.microdose.com Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 333#333: Invisible Boy: The Peter Pan Possession Part 1
EIn the early 1950s, a Filipino teen met an ethereal, blonde beauty who literally swept him off his feet and sent him spiraling down a rabbit hole of invisibility, anti-gravity and, ultimately, possession. Did this unsuspecting kid encounter an alien, time traveler or errant fae? Or was he, as some insist, being manipulated by a demon from the depths of hell? The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 10% off your first month http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE

Ep 332#332: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 29: Portal Pandemonium And Cut-Cut's Death Curse
EThis week we have a truly terrifying pair of Listener Stories. In our first case a trio of teenage girls are confronted by spontaneous portal, chain wielding shadow men and a malignant metaphysical force. Our second involves a group of hard partying college roommates whose Ouija board experiments inadvertently conjure a massive, inhuman entity with razor-sharp, crab-like claws and an urge to kill. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY LUMI LABS & MICRODOSE Free shipping & 30% off your first order. https://www.microdose.com Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 331#331: Suburban Horror: The Bluefield Frogoyle
EThe odysseys of youth are fraught with perils both real and imagined but for one curious young boy, his obsession with a pair of eccentric neighbors and their odd property would spiral him into a surreal vortex of dark history, crazy cryptids and what he believed were occult rituals. Research By Cole Herrold:https://newworldexplorerssociety.blogspot.com/2022/07/bluefield-frogoyle.html The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 330#330: Fear And Loathing In Mississippi: Reptoid Terror and Fungoid Horror
EDuring the 2010s, a Mississippi teen in an after school program accidentally caught sight of a reptilian entity's human skin "wardrobe malfunction". This brief brush with the unknown sent her spiraling into an abysmal vortex of terrifying and insidiously invasive encounters with members of this scaly species… as well as a bizarre, primordial creature that took to lurking in the terrified teen's bathroom pipes. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 329#329: Batsh*t Crazy Cryptids Vol. 2: Wood Chicken And Knuckle Dragger. Vs. Thunder Bay Sluggo
EDwelling within the eldritch realms of cryptozoology, ufology and the occult are an array of eccentric entities, but—lurking on the nebulous fringes of these already weird worlds—are an even more anomalous array of anarchic organisms. In this episode we'll be taking another deep dive into the unfathomably weird waters of Batsh*t crazy Cryptids. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY LUMI LABS & MICRODOSE Free shipping & 30% off your first order. https://www.microdose.com Promo Code – HELLORSPACE

Ep 328#328: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 28: The Others: Strangers In Our Midst
EAs incredibly unique as the vast swathe of humanity seems to be, the fact is that the amount of genetic variation between any two people is staggeringly small. According to Phase 1 of the Human Genome Project, all of the human beings currently populating the earth are 99.9% identical at the DNA level. This serves as a refreshing reminder that despite our seemingly insurmountable differences, we're all made of the same stuff. But—even as we celebrate this great unity—we must recognize that there are, hidden among us, an undefined "Other". A separate species that lurks not in the shadows but within the masses of humanity; mimicking us almost, but not quite, to perfection. Who are these Others and what do they want with us? Tetryon Tapes:https://tetryontapes.bandcamp.com Delicious Monsters:https://deliciousmonsters.bandcamp.com The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 10% off your first month http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 327#327: Shadows In The Desert: The Derek Hayes & David Flora Interview
ENestled near the southern most point of California, less than 100-miles east of San Diego, is the stark, stunning and utterly inhospitable environ known as the Anza-Borrego Desert State Park. Dangerous for all the myriad reasons deserts are usually avoided—blistering heat, treacherous landscapes, the constant threat of dehydration and, of course, an overabundance of venomous species—the arid hell-scape that is Anza-Borrego also boasts an array of lesser known, though no less lethal, predators. These threats come in the form of a crazy coalition bizarre beings, inexplicable illuminations, alien interlopers, sinister specters, UFOs of all shapes and size and a contingent of colossal and clearly carnivorous critters known collectively as the Borrego Sandmen. This often deadly nexus of high-strangeness, not surprisingly, occupies a trilateral region within the desert park that has come to be known as the "Borrego Triangle." Shadows in the Desert: High Strangeness in the Borrego Triangle:https://www.borregotriangle.com Where to Stream:https://www.borregotriangle.com/where-to-stream Monsters Among Us Podcast:https://www.monstersamonguspodcast.com Blurry Photos:http://www.blurryphotos.org The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 326#326: Alien Invasion, Italian Style Part 2: The Reckoning
EAlthough 1978 was a banner year for Italian ufology, the tail end of this mega-wave would prove to be one of the most intense in history. While the bewildered citizens of Italy had already been plagued by a basket full of bizarre beings, even for them the weirdest—was yet to come. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 325#325: Alien Invasion, Italian Style Part 1: The Visitors
EFor approximately two months in the winter of 1978, the nation of Italy was besieged by a bevy of bizarre beings who seemed hellbent on making their presence known to as many eyewitnesses as possible, forcing one to wonder why it was that Italy was chosen to be the epicenter of this curious cosmic convention. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 324#324: Cat Scratch Fever: The Slumber Party Summoning
EFor many, memories of slumber parties revolve around late nights, laughter, junk food, bad movies and gossip sessions that last until first light, but for one group of girls who opted to dabble in the occult, this frivolity gave way to phantom felines and a possible possession, leading these terrified tweens to a hellacious confrontation with diabolical agents from which some may have never recovered. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 10% off your first month http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 323#323: Revenge Of The East Texas Woolly Booger
EIn the mid-1980's a recent divorcé moved to a rural region of north Texas with just a handful of possessions and his faithful dog in tow. Finding steady work and moving into a run-down trailer on a remote stretch of woodland, this hardworking man was ready to buckle down and begin his new life... but little could he have expected that his new home was on land that had already been claimed by a bizarre brute who was about to make his life a living hell. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY NORDVPNExclusive New Year's deal: Save big with NordVPN + get 4 extra months https://nordvpn.com/hellorspace

Ep 322#322: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 27: Shadow Stalkers
EAccording to thousands of witnesses worldwide, our mystery shrouded world is chock full of utterly enigmatic entities of all shapes and size, but few of these bizarre beings are more frightening and fascinating than the silent, semi-humanoid stalkers known as Shadow People. Here we present two accounts from our listeners who have had all-too close encounters with these terrifying beings. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY NORDVPNExclusive New Year's deal: Save big with NordVPN + get 4 extra months https://nordvpn.com/hellorspace
Ep 321#321: Gathering Of The Heaps
EIn 2010, a young Hawaiian trekked toward the moonlit shores of Oʻahu in order to take in some night surfing. Well aware of the risks involved in this solo expedition, this intrepid water sports enthusiast never once suspected that his dance with danger would begin before he even got into the water with a crazy confrontation that not only shattered his notions of reality, but plunged him headlong into the tumultuous seas of high strangeness. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY LUMI LABS & MICRODOSE Free shipping & 30% off your first order. https://www.microdose.com Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 320#320: Patreon EP #182: Stardust Ranch Addendum: Discrepancies Vs. Lies
EIn going down the winding rabbit hole that is John Edmond's Stardust Ranch Odyssey one could be forgive for thinking they are being sold a bill of goods; a Franken-fairy tale cobbled together out of various winding occult roads, supernatural subdivisions and ufological cul-de-sacs, until a seemingly complete and (at least to the paranormally inclined) authentic road map emerges, one that feels real but it utterly fictional. This could be forgiven because even for those of us well-versed in paranormal lore, this has vibe of something that's either the most incredible nexus of metaphysical mayhem ever chronicled in a single geographic location, upending centuries of skepticism in the face of what the claimants offer as overwhelming proof of high-strangeness or it is as it appears to many to be… simply too good to be true. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 10% off your first month http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 319#319: The Rats Are Coming! The Elves Are Here!
EIn the summer of 1997 a family of four arrived at a picturesque cabin surrounded by lush Oregon forest nestled on the high cliffs above the Pacific; a paradise on Earth. But—as they unpacked, looking forward to what ought to have been an idyllic fortnight on a stunning stretch of American woodland—they could little have suspected that their dream come true was destined to devolve into a living nightmare that thrust this well educated couple and their unsuspecting children headlong into a world occupied by fairy-tale fiends come to shocking life. GoFundMe Irwin Family Fundraiser for Cancer Expenses:https://gofund.me/be0091f1 The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 10% off your first month http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 318#318: UAP Disclosure And Its Implications
EDecember 11th, 2023—never before in humanity's long and tumultuous tethering to (and fascination with) the UAP or UFO phenomenon have we, as a species, been closer to the truth: a truth that may well herald a new epoch (for better or worse) of human history. On the cusp of what may well be one of the defining moments for all humankind, it behooves us to consider some of the potential implications that such a revelation might have on ourselves, our allies, our enemies and all future generations. Episode Reference Link:https://thedebrief.org/disclosure-and-national-security-should-the-u-s-government-reveal-what-it-knows-about-uap/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 317#317: Mud Monkey Mayhem: The Simians Of Summershade
EAccording to legend the untamed hills and hollows of Kentucky were once home to a population of small, semi-simian humanoids. Reports state that at the turn of the 20th century these pernicious proto-humans were wiped out—much like the Tasmanian Tiger—by overzealous hunters, but there's evidence to suggest that these diminutive cave dwellers managed to survive at least until the 1990s when they once again made their presence known to the horror of one family and their unsuspecting friends. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY LUMI LABS & MICRODOSE Free shipping & 30% off your first order. https://www.microdose.com Promo Code – HELLORSPACE

Ep 316#316: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 26: Beasts From The East: Beaked Horror Of Blue Ridge / Dump Cat's Revenge
EConsidering that the East Coast is by far the most populated region of the US, it would be easy to assume that any mysterious monsters that once lived there would have long since vacated the area, but nothing could be further from the truth. These two bizarre cases prove that anomalous entities have not only managed to survive, but thrive in the small, densely, forested pockets that remain on the eastern seaboard. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 315#315: Weird, Wet And Wild: The Moist Menagerie
EThis little blue orb we call home is chock-full of anomalous aquatic animals. According to published reports, 94% of the world's living species live underwater and 91% of those have yet to be discovered, described or cataloged. Today we offer a sample platter of the evidently endless paranormal parade that makes up this moist menagerie of monstrosities. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 50% off http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 314#314: Pale Crawlers
EOne of the most bizarre phenomenons to hit the paranormal arena in recent years are run-ins with pale, cadaverous, crawling humanoids who are nocturnally stalking not only the remote wooded areas one might expect, but also the once safe suburbs and even desolate city streets; forcing one to wonder if we might be bearing witness to a silent invasion of creepy crawlies that are both horrifying and—according to some reports—extremely dangerous. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 313#313: The Other Side: A Journey Into Hell
EIn 2008, a young, Chicago athlete was struck by a series of wracking chest pain. After being rushed to the hospital, the high school student's biggest fears were the end of his basketball career and the surgery he'd have to undergo. But after just one night in this hospital from hell—during which the teenager endured a nightmarish odyssey in a freakishly familiar word—he was left with the lingering knowledge that the true horror he'd faced was the nebulous nature of reality itself. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY LUMI LABS & MICRODOSE Free shipping & 30% off your first order. https://www.microdose.com Promo Code – HELLORSPACE

Ep 312#312: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 25: The Return Of The Ashtar Command And Sam The Sandown Ghost Clown
ETwo Cryptonaut Podcast listeners, inspired by hearing past episodes, realized that they'd had similar paranatural experiences to those discussed. The first, reported a near—and potentially sinister—contact with the Ashtar Command and the Galactic Council… the second had a run-in with one of the most enigmatic entities ever chronicled a; haunting, patchwork, scarecrow-like, inter-dimensional, wood-based being known as Sam the Sandown Ghost Clown… and this time, this bizarre being was not alone. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube

Ep 311#311: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 24: Bullies From Beyond
EIt is a sad truth that children—more so than any others in society—are tormented by those bigger and stronger than themselves. Exacerbating this already troubling trend is the fact that these misanthropic yobbos can be corporeal, inhuman or decidedly dead. In this episode we explore terrifying true tales of kids being antagonized (or outright attacked) by an array of massive, red-eyed, moist-footed monstrosities as well as a tiny, toothy goblin with a taste for human flesh and a sinister skeletal secret. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube Minful7https://www.etsy.com/shop/Mindful7 Arts By Maxhttps://www.etsy.com/shop/ArtsByMax

Ep 310#310: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 23: Blast From The Past: Copenhagen Vs. Kinchafoonee
EIn the wild world of Cryptozoology, spontaneous sightings of one off weirdos is the rule rather than the exception, but every now and then we come across an account, revealing that what seemed to be a one and done encounter is actually just the beginning of what will become repeated run-ins with these anomalous animals. Here we present two never before heard eyewitness accounts from folks who claim to have seen these potentially malefic monstrosities a second time! Copenhagen Devilhttps://cryptonautpodcast.com/podcast/43-copenhagen-devil/ Grey Ghost Of Kinchafooneehttps://cryptonautpodcast.com/podcast/30-grey-ghost-of-kinchafoonee/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY LUMI LABS & MICRODOSE Free shipping & 30% off your first order. https://www.microdose.com Promo Code – HELLORSPACE

Ep 309#309: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 22: Dark Denizens Of The Forest
EThe shadow, shrouded woods of the world harbor all kinds of bloodthirsty predators. Humans are all too familiar with most of these carnivorous critters, but there are few who seem to defy the zoological record; dwelling in that nebulous void between the unknown and high strangeness. It is with these seemingly insidious entities that we concern ourselves today. The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY LUMI LABS & MICRODOSE Free shipping & 30% off your first order. https://www.microdose.com Promo Code – HELLORSPACE

Ep 308#308: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 21: Revenge Of The Puppet People ( Count von Count )
ESince the dawn of history, children have loved puppets. Long before Kermit, Gonzo, Lamb Chop, Howdy Doody or even the violent 16th-century antics of Punch and Judy, kids worldwide have been delighted by small lumps of clay, wood and fabric being brought to life by master storytellers. Even with all the distractions of the modern world, puppeteers still manage to delight young and old alike… but there's a ghastly yin to this goofy yang: terrifying accounts of kids who've had harrowing encounters with small, inhuman, fully autonomous and evidently evil entities who've assumed the guise of beloved children's characters in order to stalk the youngest and most innocent among us… here are three true-life accounts of these deranged doll-like beings sent to us by those who experienced it. Count von Count is back ….. Count von Count Encounters:https://cryptonautpodcast.com/podcast/152-e-s-m-b-listener-stories-part-10/ https://cryptonautpodcast.com/podcast/203-e-s-m-b-listener-stories-part-17/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 307#307: Stardust Ranch Part 8: Greys Vs. The Galactic Council
EAt his absolute lowest, John Edmonds received a call from a strange woman telling him she was a psychic who'd been hired to help him in his war against the Greys. Skeptical, John agreed to let her come never once suspecting that her arrival would set off a series of incredible incidents that would open his eyes to a new reality and result in a spectacular sorcery-infused showdown between interdimensional forces of light and darkness: a showdown that would transform some—while driving others insane. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY FACTORSign up today and get 50% Offhttp://factormeals.com/hellorspace50 Promo Code – HELLORSPACE50
Ep 306#306: Stardust Ranch Part 7: Apocalypse Arizona
EAfter over a decade of being called crazy, a liar or worse, John Edmonds was about to prove that aliens exist. But on the threshold of this paradigm shifting event, he was dealt a devastating blow that left him reeling. With no foreseeable end to his hellish ordeal, John found himself at the end of his rope. But—just when it seemed as if he was about to drown in a sea of high strangeness—the rancher was thrown a lifeline from an unlikely source: the Galactic Council. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 50% off http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 305#305: Stardust Ranch Part 6: Samurai Alien Slayer
EAs John Edmonds' bloodlust reached a fever pitch, the universe blessed the bedeviled rancher with a razor-sharp release for his wrath, a katana which suddenly put him in possession of the Holy Grail of ufology: irrefutable proof of the existence of extraterrestrials. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY LUMI LABS & MICRODOSE Free shipping & 30% off your first order. https://www.microdose.com Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 304#304: Stardust Ranch Part 5: Rainbow Valley Massacre
EEnough was enough. After enduring years of abuse at the hands of an uncanny array of arcane abominations, John Edmonds strikes back with a vengeance. As the bloodshed intensifies into an orgy of chaotic carnage and inter-dimensional portals rip through the fabric of space-time, John, like the mythic heroes of yore, receives a razor-edged gift from the proverbial gods The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 303#303: Stardust Ranch Part 4: Aliens And AK-47s
EWith alien abductions, animal mutilations and anomalous entity attacks on the rise, John Edmonds goes public with his story, incurring the wrath of would-be assassins, the notorious Men in Black and violent greys. But just when things were at their darkest, John would find it within himself to fight back against the malevolent monstrosities arrayed against him in order to save the woman he loves. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 50% off http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 302#302: Stardust Ranch Part 3: E.T.S. and Exorcists
EHaving declared war on the malevolent metaphysical forces slaughtering his animals and infesting his home, John Edmonds was unprepared for the escalation of violence and stunned by a new wave of sinister spectral assailants. But what he'd initially assumed were just the restless dead proved to have more divergent origins as the bulk of these beings seemed to hail from both hell and space. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY FACTORSign up today and get 50% Offhttp://factormeals.com/hellorspace50 Promo Code – HELLORSPACE50
Ep 301#301: Stardust Ranch Part 2: Dark Forces
EFrom the moment he moved onto the ranch John Edmonds found himself the victim of a malignant metaphysical manifestation which seemed hellbent on not only driving him from his dream home, but quite literally out of his mind. As he learns about the property's brutal history nefarious paranormal forces drew first blood forcing the homeowner to declare war. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 300#300: Stardust Ranch Part 1: The Man Who Kills Monsters
ETake the supernatural antics surrounding Skinwalker Ranch—including UFOs, bizarre beasts, animal mutilations, poltergeist and portals—add to it black-eyed doppelgangers, M.I.B. and alien factions caught in a turf war; top it all off with a '70's samurai-sploitation cherry and what do you get? The ultra-bizarre yet unnervingly true case of the notorious Stardust Ranch... welcome to the weirdest, wildest paranormal hot spot in the west.. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 299#299: The Faceless Ones
EFortean lore is riddled with anxiety inducing accounts of creepy critters, but few of these anatomical anomalies are more alarming than the eerie entities who are, inexplicably born without a face. How these bizarre beings manage to stalk their prey lacking eyes, ears and a nose—let alone consume it without a mouth—is an enigma that perplexes all who ponder the existence of these faceless, fear inducing fiends. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 50% off http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 298#298: Hollywood Horrors: Mysterious Origins Of The Blob
E"It crawls.... It creeps.... It eats you alive! Indescribable... indestructible... insatiable! Bloated with the blood of its victims! Nothing Can Stop It!" These are just a fistful of the gloriously hyperbolic taglines used to market one of the 50s' most memorable creature features—"The Blob"—but while nearly every movie fan is at least familiar with this amorphous, undulating mega-mass from another world, very few are aware of the fact that the likely genesis for this sinister, flesh-sucking, fiend is an incident that took place in Philadelphia in the fall of 1950. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY FACTOR_Sign up today and get 50% Offhttp://factormeals.com/hellorspace50 Promo Code – HELLORSPACE50
Ep 297#297: Melrose Creep And The Farmersville Green Man
EThese two brief, yet bizarre—and in one case extremely brutal—cases are emblematic of the kind of unexpected encounters that human beings across the globe claim to have had with creatures that lurk beyond the pale of rational explanation. Are we dealing with cryptids, aliens, faerie folk, occult incarnations, inter-dimensional entities or something that, as yet, defies description? Let's dig in. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ Research by Cole Herrold:https://newworldexplorerssociety.blogspot.com/2022/03/the-melrose-creep.html https://newworldexplorerssociety.blogspot.com/2022/02/farmersville-green-man.html The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 10% off your first month. http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 296#296: Amphibious Anthropoids U.S.A.
EFrom fetid, stump ridden swamps to murky lakes infested with slippery, tentacle-like strands of seaweed that wrap around your ankles with uncanny strength to backwater bayous and even roadside drainage ditches; life thrives in the dark, wet corners of our world. In this episode we're exposing some of these strange, semi-aquatic critters to the light. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 10% off your first month. http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 295#295: Betz Mystery Sphere Part 4: Where is it?
EIn the spring of 1974, an enigmatic orb known as the Betz Sphere came crashing down creating a cyclone of controversy before disappearing just as cryptically. In the decades that followed the mystery has only deepened, leaving lingering questions such as: What was it? Where did it come from? And—most alarmingly considering its destructive potential—who has it now? The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast:Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 10% off your first month. http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 294#294: Breaking News: Whistle Blowers, Aliens And UFO Disclosure
EJune 12th, 2023: We are living through an incredible moment in the history of ufology. The events, incidents and revelations that have occurred during the last weeks—regardless of what their eventual outcomes may be—have shaken the foundations of many human-centric beliefs and may well force us to look at the universe, and our place in it, with fresh eyes. Intelligence Officials Say U.S. Has Retrived Craft Of Non-Human Originhttps://thedebrief.org/intelligence-officials-say-u-s-has-retrieved-non-human-craft/ EXCLUSIVE: Crashed UFO recovered by the US military 'distorted space and time,' leaving one investigator 'nauseous and disoriented' when he went in and discovered it was much larger inside than out, attorney for whistleblowers revealshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12175195/Crashed-UFO-recovered-military-distorted-space-time.html Aliens have 'murdered' human beings during 'malevolent events', whistleblower claimshttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/aliens-murdered-human-beings-during-30211385 Las Vegas family claims to see aliens after several report something falling from skyhttps://www.8newsnow.com/investigators/las-vegas-family-claims-to-see-aliens-after-several-report-something-falling-from-sky/ EXCLUSIVE: Marine vet breaks 14-year silence to make astonishing claim that his six-man unit saw a hovering octagonal UFO being loaded with WEAPONS by unmarked US forces who threatened them at gunpoint while serving in Indonesia in 2009https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12177943/Marine-vet-breaks-14-year-silence-make-astonishing-claim-six-man-unit-saw-UFO.html Monday, June 12, 2023! Dr. Greer's Groundbreaking National Press Club Event! FREE to Watch!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDY7t6HihCw The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 293#293: Betz Mystery Sphere Part 3: The Dark Hynek
EWith the media, the military and misanthropic millionaires (not to mention fringe flying saucer fans and terrifying trespassers) closing in on all sides, the beleaguered Betz family allowed the object to be taken before a Blue Ribbon UFO panel for a potential $50,000 prize; meanwhile seemingly sinister forces were gathering behind the scenes. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 292#292: Betz Mystery Sphere Part 2: Doomsday Device
EAs the mystery surrounding this seemingly sentient silver sphere deepened, the father of ufology, Dr. J. Allen Hynek, compounded the controversy and—though military officials declared that it posed no danger to the public—other scientific factions revealed that this allegedly harmless object might in fact be an alien weapon of mass destruction with the power to annihilate billions; making it, quite literally, a doomsday device. Man Finds Sphere...WFAA Reports:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t4HyRMB0a4 The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 291#291: Betz Mystery Sphere Part 1: What Is It?
EThis bizarre, allegedly self propelled metallic orb was discovered by members of the Betz family in the mid-1970s and rapidly became an object of fascination, controversy and alarm for scientists, military officials and ufologists as the story of this mystery sphere spread like wildfire through the media… with some suggesting that this seemingly innocuous object might be an alien artifact. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 10% off your first month. http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 290#290: Monsters In Our Midst
EWe share our world with monsters. Since a time immemorial, the human race has told legends of the feral fiends that occupy the most inhospitable corners of our collective world. But what if we co-exist with these often carnivorous creatures—not at a distance, but in our day to day lives? What if some of these highly intelligent cryptids have refined their camouflage to such a degree that they've become indistinguishable from the rest of us, compelling one to wonder if our co-workers, our neighbors, our lovers... or perhaps even our best friends are not who they appear to be? The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube
Ep 289#289: Tom Dawson And The Space Gropers
EIn what has to be one of the wildest alien brushes on the books, a retired used car salesman claimed to have an extraordinary encounter with a flying saucer and a septet of bizarre, bald, occasionally nude beings who utilized a piece of wonky tech yanked straight out of a 1950's poverty row sci-fi flick. He also had dealings with the Men In Black and in the process may have solved one of the most infamous missing persons cases of the 20th Century. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY LUMI LABS & MICRODOSE Free shipping & 30% off your first order. https://www.microdose.com Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 288#288: Hell Riders Of The Outback
EIn one of the most remote regions on Earth, the Australian Outback, a motorcycle patrol officer would have an encounter with a pair of inexplicable entities and their hella-sweet ride, which would leave him forever questioning the nature of reality. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTER HELPGet started today and enjoy 10% off your first month. http://betterhelp.com/hellorspace Promo Code – HELLORSPACE
Ep 287#287: Kaiju Chaos: Antarctic-Zilla vs. Kabagon
EIn 1959 and again in 1971—the heart of the Shōwa period—the crews of two Japanese ships encountered a pair of bizarre and utterly inexplicable sea-bound behemoths that seemed to have crawled out of a giant monster movie and into the real world. The Devil's Academy: https://www.amazon.com/The-Devils-Academy/dp/B0B8528ZB6/ The Cryptonaut Podcast Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/cryptonautpodcast The Cryptonaut Podcast Merch Stores:Cryptonautmerch.com - Hellorspace.com Stay Connected with the Cryptonaut Podcast: Website - Twitter - Facebook - Instagram - YouTube