The Creep Off

This week in honor of the RNC we seek to discover the creepiest member of the Grand ol’ party! In the scum parade we meet a rookie wife murderer, two fat bored idiots & and a real life Mother F’er. Don’t forget to vote on twitter @creepoffpod

In honor of the 2020 democratic national convention this week Vinnie & Karl search for the creepiest democrat! In the Scum Parade we meet another phony political hopeful, a terrible babysitter and an even worse child salesman! Also in today’s episode we address cheating and someone spins the wheel! Remember the only way to vote in this week’s contest is to find us on twitter @creepoffpod

This week Vinnie & Karl undertake the challenge of finding the worlds creepiest athlete. In the Scum Parade we meet a 4 year old that got out too much, a 3 week old who got out too little & England’s creepy version of Larry David. The table has been set for a huge showdown next week, so don’t forget to vote!

On this week’s episode Vinnie & Karl discuss who is the creepiest former member of the King of All Media’s Court. In the scum parade we meet a terrible roommate, an even worse nursing home attendant/alibi and we learn that the system is failing us all.

In this week’s contest Vinnie & Karl skip class to discover the creepiest teacher ever! In the Scum Parade we meet a shoplifter & her puppies, a former NFL lineman who was caught offside and finally we learn that there are no limits to the brother & sisterly bond.

This week Vinnie & Karl submit their choices for creepiest restaurant worker not named Vic : Two consequences are added to the wheel: In the scum parade we meet quite possibly the stupidest couple to ever grace a Wal-Mart, a 74 year old prankster and we discover the smoking gun that proves the government is spying on us!

This week Vinnie & Karl submit their candidates for creepiest Zoophile, and Karl fills us in on why his only fans account sucks so far. In the Scum Parade we meet a dirty cop who likes a clean toilet, A mom who acts like a cop and a music teacher who found an interesting way to tune his instruments.

This week you voted and Vinnie & Karl search for the creepiest case of Cultural Appropriation not involving Rachel Dolezal: In the Scum Parade we meet a politician who happens to be his own pen pal, a Florida man who tried to warm up some church goers and a Nazi that did what Nazis do.

On this weeks themed episode of the Creep off Vinnie & Karl submit their nominations for Creepiest Cop that is not the Golden State Killer. Karl updates us on his new OnlyFans account, spoiler alert it isn’t free. In the scum parade we meet a very disappointed father, a priest who knows all your secrets and a creepy guy who has a “nest”.

This week your heroes strike out to find out who is the creepiest clown not named John Wayne Gacy! In this weeks scum parade we discover what Charlie Brown has been up to (spoiler it was not properly caring for his grandson) we meet an incestuous Irish Gypsy and a man who has a plan to take down those perverts at Twitch! Plus Karl updates us on his plans for his new onlyfans account

Today is our very first themed episode of the Creep Off. Karl & Vinnie each make their nominations for "Creepiest Groomer not name Jeffery Epstein": In the Scum Parade we learn how not to ask a 15 year old out on a date, We meet a clueless congressional candidate and a pedophile who is using eBay all wrong.

This week Karl takes us back to 2010, and Vinnie introduces us to a houseguest who has no idea how to change a diaper. In the Scum Parade we learn about how crazy having five children can make someone, we meet an overzealous amateur dog trainer, and a Grandmother who was on a roll, until she got back to the car.

This week Karl explains how love can get between a man and his family, while Vinnie introduces us to an extremely hungry caretaker. In the Scum parade we meet some parents with controversial methods, a rowing coach who was an expert on his students oars and finally a woman who left her boyfriend a surprise on his front porch.

In this week’s competition Vinnie tells us what happens when love grows cold, and Karl explains what happens when a popular porn genre comes to life. In the scum parade we meet an amorous discount store manager, an insane trucker just trying to escape the beast and finally the story of a hot Junior High School teacher & Swat Team Captain teaming up to became the worst bakers/child porn producers ever. We also name a new member to the Creep Off hall of fame!

This week Vinnie introduces us to the youngest resident of a Michigan rehabilitation center, while Karl shine’s his spotlight on a rambunctious young rapper. In the Scum Parade, we solve the mystery of the missing vodka, dissect the finer points of exorcism and we learn about the worst Zoom meeting ever. Thanks to a listener submitted story we also learn about German Prison day trips.

In this episode we try our absolute hardest to be on our best behavior. In this week’s competition Karl ‘s creep is ripped from the headlines, and Vinnie explains why sometimes even when you are standing up for what you believe you can still be despicable. In the scum parade we learn about drive thru etiquette, how to solve the worlds debt problems and we answer the age old question “how many cops does it take to catch a man airing out his penis in a grey Mazda?” Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote at thecreepoff.com

In this weeks episode Karl explains why it’s fine to be an over protective parent, seriously watch your F’n kids people! Ever wonder what the opposite of a birthing video is? Vinnie will tell you during this weeks competition. In the scum parade we are introduced to man who has a hard time hiding his crack pipes, we learn 911 operators don’t have a sense of humor and finally we meet a Man who has no trouble letting go.

In this week’s contest Karl might have a tougher path to victory than his chosen creep. Vinnie introduces us to an overly tattooed Boy, a Girl and his Mother. In the scum parade we smell a rat, discover the fate of one made up child and learn what that whole Peter Piper nursery rhyme was really about. Finally justice is done and the wheel is spun…What are the consequences? Listen and find out! Don’t forget to vote simply visit Thecreepoff.com

Well folks, we make no excuses for this one. Times are desperate as Karl & Vinnie stare the wheel of consequences in its soulless eyes. Neither one of them feel very good about themselves. Meanwhile in the scum parade we introduce FBI agent Alexandria Mancini, the worst moving guy ever and finally we learn that Creeps have layers

This week the game gets interesting, and Karl once again brings in a creep we are all sick of hearing about & Vinnie explains how polyamory isn't always as fun as it sounds! In the Scum Parade we learn the possession is 9/10th's of the law, blankets don't preserve corpses and all about worlds most combustible pity party.

In this fun filled episode of the Creep Off, Karl introduces us to a kid who took brotherly love to a whole new level, and Vinnie tell us the tail of a very controlling boyfriend. In the scum parade we meet a chubby Chipotle photographer, a racist pizza prankster and the worst/best Easter bunny Florida has ever seen!

We had a tight competition last week, and the narrowest margin of victory so far. This week the boys start adding to the wheel of consequences. Vinnie puts us to sleep faster than his creep and Karl nominates an internet darling. In the Scum Parade we learn about navigating race relations, a creepy swim instructor and a dog that did not have Jesus as his co-pilot (spoiler he had a guy on drugs)Don’t forget to vote @ Thecreepoff.com

In this week's contest Karl goes to the bench with another heavy hitter, while Vinnie tells us about a 69 year old poultry enthusiast. In the Scum Parade we learn about safe driving, sword play & a really convoluted plan to get French fries.

The score is tied and the competition is getting fierce. This week Vinnie explains why you should always suspect clergy, Karl doesn’t quite understand what a creep is, and we listen to a couple of your voicemails. In the scum parade we learn about Tanning Salons, why you never wake a sleep walker and all about one woman who doesn’t realize WW2 is over! Finally we induct our first member of the “Creep Off” Hall of Fame.

In this weeks episode the competition heats up after Karl claims victory. We learn about things not to post of craigslist (spoiler alert your murder victims truck), The worlds worst cop/burglar & a Father who would not go quietly. This weeks competition features a head to head battle between Hollywood's own Crisco kid & a man who does not understand how semen works. Who will win? you decide!don't forget to vote and let us know your suggestions for the wheel of consequences!

In the inaugural episode of the Creep Off Vinnie & Karl explain the rules. They also learn about a drunk bus-driver, a really high nurse, and the worlds worst plumber/doctor in the Scum Parade. This weeks competition features a toe to toe battle between the T-1000 of cyber trolls & an 8 year old girl with prostate problems...who will win? you decide!