Episode 299: Don't F- with Officer School Marm

Since Karl & Vinnie can’t seem to shut up about football on this episode, they make their nominations for the biggest creep to ever play in the Super Bowl. Plus, we take your voicemails, dive into a fresh installment of Karl’s Cop Cam—where we meet a very unassuming officer who absolutely loses her shit—and roll out a brand-new Scum Parade featuring recent stories of criminals behaving badly across the country.

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Check out this week’s scum parade stories here: 

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/osceola-county/man-arrested-performing-sex-act-with-vacuum-cleaner-kissimmee-resort-officials-say/24FVM3DZPZFCFLPJDB2ZWXO3SI/

https://nypost.com/2026/01/30/us-news/sicko-busted-a-third-time-for-allegedly-pretending-to-be-disabled-to-get-diaper-changed/

https://www.timesnownews.com/crime/woman-stages-road-accident-to-inject-hiv-virus-into-ex-lovers-wife-in-andhra-pradesh-what-happened-next-article-153503650

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-needed-to-kill-someone-pizzeria-supervisor-grew-fixated-on-female-worker-killed-male-employee-he-believed-was-pursuing-her/

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