The Consumers

On this week's episode, Sean is away at a wedding sporting his Creed Aventus soaked R-Monty suit. Filling in with Greg and Tim this week is comedian John Heffron, Season Two winner of Last Comic Standing. On this week's episode they discuss the rise and fall of Sears, Roebuck & Co. We also learn about John's time working in a grocery store, wrestling, how comics used to get a T.V. show, late night talk shows, driving school, listener comments and so much more.

Another delicious episode this week as the guys dive head first into the world of Little Debbie. We hear from Tim on his post Creed experience, more on Sean's suit, a ranking of snack cakes, fun facts, listener comments, word of the week and so much more.

On this week's episode of The Consumers we discover that according to Sean, your cologne is your identity. This week's brand is Creed Aventus, Sean's identity. We learn if they have ever ran out of gas, Missouri gambling, allergies, Sean's big announcement, The Big Ragu, how Sean wooed Becky, what aspirational brands the guys are into, listener comments and so much more.

Double your pleasure on this week's episode as the guys break down Wrigley's gum. We also discover that Randy has yet to watch Greg's special, Greg was in a N.Y. Times article, Tim had a Rock-n-Roll weekend, Sean needs a new suit, The Warren Boys are a wee bit competitive, listener comments and of course the Word of The Week.

This week on The Consumers, the guys get buttered up and talk all things Orville Redenbacher. We also hear about Greg's special, a new hat, Sean finally finds some LifeSavers, Tim may be a closet country music fan, a medical procedure, Sean's green thumb, listener comments and the Word of The Week.

This week's episode is finger licking good. The guys take a big bite into KFC and it's spirited and feisty founder Colonel Sanders. This week also features Sean's haircut, someone may have been issued a citation, Greg's new special, Golden Tee, another Mandy Moore reference, fun facts, listener comments and of course the Word of The Week.

This week on The Consumers, they guys jump headfirst into the flavorful world of the hole in the middle LIfeSavers candy. We also learn which cast member is most likely to join a country club, discussions about Disney movies, The Naked Gun, fun facts, listener comments and the return of The Word of The Week. It is a delicious episode you do not want to miss.

This week they guys welcome Greg's long time friend and former P&G colleague Troy Strawhecker, to discuss this week's brand Crest toothpaste. We all know that Greg was the Jif guy. And in this episode we learn that Troy was the Crest guy. We hear some stories from the good 'old days at P&G, Greg's car troubles, an update on his condo, a breakdown of the trip to Europe with Nate, how to do laundry in France, listener comments and so much more in this minty fresh episode.

On this week's episode, the guys welcome good buddy and co-host of the Nateland Podcast Brian Bates, to discuss the American classic Chips Ahoy. We hear stories about Chips Ahoy, BB-Q, dropping weight for a wrestling match, Must See TV, Fun Facts, Word Of The Week and Randy prefers Chips Ahoy over store brand. WHAT?! And of course, they guys would not have a brand this delicious with out at taste test.

A delicious episode this week as the guys feature the sweet history of the one and only Moon Pie. This week's episode also features the unveiling of Greg's Fashion Police, Sean's taxes and his Swedish ex-girlfriend, T.V. shows, Moon Pie's no nonsense Twitter account, fun facts, listener comments and of course the word of the week. Grab yourself a Working Man's lunch and enjoy this week's episode.

The Consumers are back to The Cheesecake Factory with the launch of their new sub series, Back For More. Hosts Greg, Sean, and Tim are joined by Alethea Rowe, Senior Director of Public Relations and Global Branding at The Cheesecake Factory. They kick things off recalling Sean's firing from the restaurant, but did Alethea dig into his "Cheesecake File"? And, is he the only ‘celebrity’ to get the boot? Sean comes back with a new word of the week, and Tim reflects on the origins of the popular trend from Episode 6. The team dives into some of the restaurant’s best dishes: Greg’s obsessed with the Thai noodles (but he's still not a fan of Reese’s Pieces Peanut Butter), Alethea’s all about the new Triple Berry Bliss, and Sean shares his go-to Cheesecake Factory drinks. Plus, Tim reads hilarious comments from ‘The Cotery,’ and Greg wonders—whatever happened to the guacamole and the Cheesecake pagers? Full of laughs, insights, and, of course, some mouthwatering cheesecake.

Tim is back this week with tales of his adventures while away. Sean shares a fireworks story and there is some mention of Canadian bands. The guys dive into Yeti this week and a really big giveaway is happening. Plus, more things from the mailbag. And no episode would be complete without Sean's Word of The Week, Fun Facts and comments from the listeners.

The guys kick off the episode without Tim, but don’t worry—special guest Brando Calrissian is in the house. They dive into a lively discussion about baseball, comedy influences, and Sean’s latest ‘word of the week.’ Plus, they explore the fascinating history of Green Giant, from humble peas to the towering icon himself. Brando also shares stories from his younger years growing up in Red Bud. They also dive into hilarious listener comments, and, as always, debate the all-important question—what should the listeners be called? Tune in for laughs, fun facts, and great conversation.

The guys kick off the episode with an exciting table upgrade and welcome their guest, comedian Andy Woodhull. Greg shares his love for Randyland, while Andy—who has seven albums under his belt and a deep passion for Cheez-Its—dives into his rarebit family history and even suggests new Cheez-It flavors. The crew engages in a debate over all variations of Cheez-Its, the quality of Ruby Tuesday, and whether wine and Cheez-Its are an underrated pairing. Tim explores the global reach of the Cheez-It brand, and Greg breaks down Snap’d. And of course, Sean introduces a brand-new "word of the week." Plus, the debate continues—what should the podcast listeners be called? Andy dives into his family's love for Swisher Sweets, and the conversation leads to the big question—will "The Coterie" become the official fan name for The Consumers? Laughs, debates, snack talk.

This week, the guys take a deep dive into Campbell’s—yes, the iconic soup brand. Their friend John Brase hooks them up with some sweet swag, and they couldn’t be more appreciative. Greg shares an inspiring story about never giving up on your dreams, while Tim and Sean take note. Meanwhile, Tim and Greg debate an important question: Just how much of an Eddie Haskell is Sean? They explore the history of Campbell’s, spanning all the way from Napoleon to Andy Warhol. They also share their favorite Campbell’s classics and veer into medical side topics like lupus, ADHD, and thyroid eyes—could Sean have all three? Listener comments are as hilarious as ever, and the guys weigh in on what their audience should officially be called. Plus, a tasty surprise arrives in the P.O. box.

In this episode, the Guys take a deep dive into the world of Girl Scout Cookies. But first, they kick things off with a wild mix of topics—nicknames, past Starbucks mishaps, and even a nod to The Golden Girls. Then, it's all about the cookies: their history, the recipes, and, of course, the heated debate over favorites (and just how much they should cost). Later, Greg puts Sean on blast—has he secretly been selling cookies door to door? Tim shares a legendary DJ gig with Tone Loc, and the crew reacts to some hilarious listener comments. And with a Cheesecake Factory rep on the way, one question remains—can Sean get fired twice?

This Dairy Queen episode kicks off with a birthday celebration for Tim. Sean and Greg share their recent casino adventures—and their less-than-stellar encounters with pit bosses. The guys break down what makes a great story (Greg prefers his short). Next, they take a deep dive into the origins of Dairy Queen and the unique charm of Texas locations. Their old pals Mookapotomis and Dustin Nickerson get mentions. Plus, is The Coterie the right name for The Consumers group? The listeners weigh in. As always, Sean introduces another freshly minted word of the week.

The podcast is evolving, and with that, we reunite with Randy Cash. Greg might still be recovering from a past spill, while Sean passionately defends the wonders of steam cleaning. The crew takes a deep dive into the history of Planters, with Tim dropping some serious Mr. Peanut knowledge. Lou Ferrigno gets a well-deserved shoutout—turns out, he’s still very much on the map. Listener mail from the Consumers PO Box delivers some top-tier surprises, and the guys reflect on what inspired them to start comedy. To wrap things up, Sean asks the big question: "What is Tourette’s?"

It is Pepperidge Farm Day! Things got a little dicey in Virgina. Randy takes anotherbeating for his private label proclivities. After a 73 episodes hiatus, Tim tries another“Mmm Mmm Good” joke. Sean’s word of the week may become an integral part of thepodcast. Greg thinks 250 x 4 equals One Million; Sean’s grammar is anembarrassment, and Tim struggles with the letter “S”. Tim and Sean double down onthe “Greg’s a bully” talk. We might have a new sign-off!

It’s the long-awaited Nerf episode and we love it. Sean is heartbroken but hanging in there. Maybe he deserved it for making his sister cry back in the day. Tim and Greg bring up an old argument. Randy and Sean referee. Sean takes wordplay to another level. We are very proud. Sean checks out for a few minutes. When you offer to buy at Starbucks, Greg has a couple go-to bits.

Zoltan Kaszas, Ben, Jerry… It’s a loaded episode. Sean is an emotional wreck over the Bills game and it turns out, that was probably a good hunch. Greg had a run-in at Starbucks and Sean fights for him. We find out Tim is ice cream royalty. A lot of talk about whether Tim’s “DC is the capitol of Virginia” comment last week is the dumbest thing uttered in the history of the pod. Greg’s tongue is tied – probably 8 Mushmouth moments. Greg tells some stories about Freddie D, his club owner mentor. Tim makes a couple attempts at a Deadhead impression and will not reveal his inspiration. The new shirts make an appearance. Tim foolishly risks our relationship with Mookapotamus. The fans continue hate on the set and our guest sticks up for us. Watch Zoltan’s latest special here!

This week, the guys take a deep dive into the world of Uncrustables. Sean kicks things off by celebrating the Bills big win, while Greg shares a hilarious tale about his misadventures with a hybrid car. The trio dive into some big questions: Are Uncrustables throwing shade at Jif, and what’s the secret behind their runaway success? Sean pitches patenting his shirts, but does he have the "flash of genius" it takes? The verdict comes in quick. Plus, a new word of the week shakes things up. Uncrustables take center stage in the NFL, but can they legally own a whole sandwich? And in a shocking twist, the St. Louis Arch weighs in on the show.

This week, the guys take a deep dive into the history of elevators—but not before debating their "lower limit" for rating random restaurants. Greg sounds the horn (literally), and they tease the possibility of new merch with a special design inspired by Sean’s math. A heated discussion ensues: could Skippy ever sponsor the show? Greg isn’t exactly on board. They also tackle some big questions: Why are some elevators so painfully slow? And what are the risks (and myths) about elevator safety? Along the way, they reminisce about a chaotic go-karting experience and question whether it’s worth trying again. Finally, the team contemplates whether their signature sign-off—“You have the right to charge your phone, and you have been consumed”—still fits.

Sean and Josh take a trip down memory lane, sharing stories of opening for bands, while Tim reflects on how Ludo perfectly timed their hits for radio. Sean might have discovered the ultimate on-stage water, and Josh teaches the crew how to scale a fish before recounting a lonely late-night encounter at a McDonald’s drive-thru. Tim revisits a memorable road trip with Greg, where they stumbled upon the eerie remains of a Ruby Tuesday. Meanwhile, the guys debate whether Tim is secretly rocking Lululemon... Sean also shares memories of his first gig at The Funny Bone, and the group unanimously agrees: Groundhog Day is a cinematic masterpiece.

Get ready for a deep dive into the tangy and unexpected history of Heinz! Sean kicks things off with a hilarious tale about his comedy set at his aunt’s retirement party, while the guys uncover surprising ketchup trivia—like its tomato-less beginnings and the mystery behind Heinz’s '57.' They also tackle the bizarre question: what was coal tar doing in early ketchup recipes? Meanwhile, Tim and Greg test Sean’s eyesight, and he might need some glasses. The crew weighs in on the pros and cons of Pittsburgh (spoiler: it’s a great city), responds to listener comments, and, of course, reminds everyone to smash that like button!

Energizer! Mookapotamus shows his face! Tim is ripping off fans. We all agree ourEnergizer is a great brand, but they were once guilty of acting like babies. Tim reports on a battery mystery. There’s some talk of firing Randy and Sean steps up.

Gatorade! We have Christmas lights. Tim gets wacky at the first Consumers photoshoot and Sean and Greg are reluctant to play along. We remember the firstConsumers studio and the practice episodes. Sean has a legend of a dumb moment.We talk about Logan Paul’s sports drink and it gets goofy. We finally all agree onsomething, and it is gum. Fun facts take a strange turn but, baby, is it worth it.

Greg and Sean reflect on their time in Seattle, sharing memories of an in-flight emergency. Sean crushed it with his t-shirt sales but hilariously struggles with locating hotel fridges. We dive into the history of Fritos, even pondering if Mahatma Gandhi would have been a fan. The word "mercurial" makes an epic return. A debate arises about the ultimate snack: KitKats with Jif or walking tacos. Plus, the guys revisit some classic characters in a showdown between "Venezuelan Tim" and "Deadpan Sean."

Greg and Sean spent 12 hours in a car together. Something had to give, and it did.Filmmaker Michael Moore makes a surprise appearance on the pod. We thinksomething is a little fishy with Monaghan’s first date. Sean had a crush on lady that heused to delivered pizzas to, and he gives out her address. We finally learn the origin ofSean’s two-dollar bill habit. More “Walk to Remember” talk.

It’s the Honey Baked Ham episode. We promise, we will eventually get there. We’vegot decorations from Kate Convy? Greg stutters through an apology to WilliamsSonoma. A lot of “you’re a bad driver” accusations flying around the studio. We receiveinside information on the Honey Baked Ham holiday rush from an officer of the law.Momentous occasion. We link Honey Baked Hams to Flashdance, the movie. Sean’ssneaks in a word of the day. The Consumers have received their first swag. Weannounce the big Sean O’Brien Lego Space Shuttle winner. Finally, the much awaitedexplanation of the logo.

We kick off this week with a special guest, Dustin Nickerson. One host is running late to the show, and you’ll never guess who it is. Greg argues that Dan Gable is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, while Dustin questions how hard wrestling really is. Tim and Greg reminisce about spotting the most attractive archaeologist. The guys delve into the history of Pringles, as Tim reflects on the complexities of Battlefield Earth. Sean sparks a Pickleball debate, and Greg experiments with some new accents. Meanwhile, the Pringles facts keep the guys cracking up.

Before they get to Legos, the team examines Sean’s frog water and his basic human rights. Deep dive on “guy who turns his yard into a parking lot twice a year.” Right as Greg gets into history, the discussion detours into a major Dan Fogelberg controversy. Tim’s got a duck joke. The world doesn’t remember Kiddicraft, but they should. Greg tries out a clipboard. Watch out for Brown Legos.

This week our hosts explore all things Starbucks. Sean and Greg recap their Detroit trip. The history of Starbucks gets a deep dive, and Greg recounts his years in LA. The user comments keep rolling in and leave the guys cracking up.

Cheescake Factory is the next brand on the docket and we have an insider in the studio. Major “word of the day” drama. Sean owns up to some missteps on the KC trip. Cookie Dough adulting and The National Park Service is getting in on everything. Greg takes a walk on the corny side, more precisely, the corn mixed with zucchini and red onion side.

The Oreo Episode is here! Before the team even mentions the word, “cookie”, Sean drops a bomb that may forever change the landscape of the podcast. The Biscuit Wars involved thievery, sickness, family drama, betrayal and much, much more. In a world where tales of clueless Starbucks employees are the norm, Tim’s got a good one. The people have spoken and we have a Sandlot look-alike in the studio.

The boys celebrate Southwest Airlines, but first take hits from all sides for the episode numbering mishap. Greg ruined a party, almost broke up a marriage and may have gotten some furniture workers fired. Greg attempts to explain airline deregulation. Sean and Greg love Southwest and Herb Kelleher. Everyone watches Herb arm wrestle and smoke. Tim struggles to pronounce Chivas. Tim is appointed “Keeper of Comments” and the guys hear the good news/bad news from the people. 00:00 - Introduction 00:01:23 - Greg addresses the episode numbering controversy 00:04:17 - Greg had a very dumb and bad weekend 00:16:53 - Southwest History 00:39:35 - CEO Armwrestling 00:42:53 - Bar Refaeli on a plane 00:44:34 - Pretty fun facts 01:00:55 - Bad day for Southwest 01:15:03 - Overdue thanks Subscribe and Like to see more - https://bit.ly/NateYTSubscribe Hosts: Greg Warren (https://www.instagram.com/GrockWarren) Tim Convy (https://www.instagram.com/TimConvy) Sean O'Brien (https://www.instagram.com/thatSeanOBrien) Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze Adrian Kulp, Greg Warren, Randy Cash, and Martin Murphy Art design by Dan Wade and Lane Twellman Music by Kevin Bowers #TheConsumerspod #whitecastle #Comedy #Podcast #NatelandEntertainment #southwest #airlines

This week Greg, Tim & Sean dive into White Castle.Subscribe and Like to see more - https://bit.ly/NateYTSubscribeHost:Greg Warren (https://www.instagram.com/GrockWarren)Tim Convy (https://www.instagram.com/TimConvy)Sean O'Brien (https://www.instagram.com/thatSeanOBrien)Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze Adrian Kulp, Greg Warren, Randy Cash, and Martin MurphyArt design by Dan Wade and Lane TwellmaMusic by Kevin Bowers#TheConsumerspod #dunkindonuts #Comedy #Podcast #pool #NatelandEntertainment

This week’s brand is Dunkin’. Greg introduces the team. Sean thinks the Memorial Day to Labor Day pool season is antiquated. Greg stocks up the studio. Dunkin’s founder got his start selling ice chips and Sean’s not buying it. Greg does an impression of an annoying New Yorker in Florida. Tim examines Dunkie the mascot. Sean is sure he can get a Dunkin’ Black Card and nobody believes him. Tim’s taking a hard look at buying a pair of P.F. Flyers.