
The Cold Slice
39 episodes
Ep 37Open Mic Comedy ep:2
EWe're back with another hour filled full of amazing comedians. Tune in and check the youtube bio out for their instagram handles!
Ep 36Open Mic Comedy!
EThe Cold Slice podcast recently held an open mic comedy night at Ridgefield craft brewing,
Ep 35The Filament Episode
EJoin Dylan on this musical adventure from Blakes band "The Filament" playing at the Portland Rose Festival!
Ep 34A Court of Thorns and Roses Chapter 21
EJoin Dylan on this special episode, where I read a chapter out of the book that everyone's wife and girlfriend is reading right now. I hope I never have to do this again. Book title: A court of thorns and roses Chapter: 21
Ep 33Plan your own party!
EEver wanted a surprise party and nobody planned it? It's probably because you didn't tell anyone you wanted one. Check this new episode out to find out who drops hints.
Ep 32Man VS Bucket
EThis episode involves Blake making some huge life altering choices very quickly while hunched over running from his house to his music studio. Listen in to be subjected to the horrible choices made in record time.
Ep 31Wedding Advice
EBlake offers up some sage wedding planning advice in this latest episode! Send an email to us ([email protected]) proving that you suggested the podcast to a friend and we'll send you 1 free sticker!
Ep 30The Bachelor Trip
EThe boys share more about the Bachelor trip than they were supposed to. Someone gets their spine re-adjusted, a phone gets dropped in the river. And the 3 day drinking binge is brought to light.
Ep 29Going deep with Blake and Dylan
EAnthony wasn't invited to this midnight session where Blake and Dylan talk about starting up a comedy open mic in Ridgefield, becoming better people and living on a schedule! Join the boys on this self bettering journey!
Ep 28Tourette's, book clubs and Beer
EThe Cold Slice talks about having Tourette's, being in a book club and having beer at Trapdoor Brewing in Downtown Vancouver, WA. Check out Trapdoor's website and social media here! Website: https://www.trapdoorbrewing.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trapdoorbrewing?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
Ep 27Chicken talk
EThis is an episode dedicated to the boys out there who used to shave smiley faces in. It's also dedicated to the girls who aren't afraid of keeping the lie going.
Ep 26San Francisco is not an island (Also Tap union Freehouse)
EThe Cold Slice talks about their visit to Tap union freehouse. Hard hitting questions get posed like whether or not sheep have horns, is a male sheep a ram? and is San Francisco an island? Tune in to this weeks episode of The Cold Slice podcast to find out!
Ep 25Weaponized incompetence
EDon't let your Wife find out about this phrase, this episode is just for the boys.
Ep 24RCB the interview!
EJoin us on our in-depth interview with the owners of RCB Steve and Ari. We cover in depth topics such as (Distribution, Can design, marketing). Ridgefield Craft Brewing is a local to Ridgefield, and the Vancouver WA area, brewery. Nestled right in historic downtown Ridgefield Steve and Ari walk us through what it's like to run a brewery and taphouse with just two people! For more local content subscribe to The Cold Slice podcast. Check out Ridgefield Craft Brewing's social media! Insta: https://www.instagram.com/ridgefieldcraftbrewingco?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RidgefieldCraftBrewing Website: https://ridgefieldcraftbrewing.com/ Address: 120 North 3rd Ave Ridgefield, WA
Ep 23Ridgefield Craft Brewing!
EThis Podcast episode is the mid way point in Ridgefield craft brewing week! Check them out in downtown Ridgefield, WA the next time you're over in the area, a personal favorite beer was the Str8 up lager! Don't forget that if you join the Patreon you get a free sticker! Otherwise you can buy one from us if you email [email protected]
Ep 22Giraffes are gay!
ECheck out this week's NO TOPPINGS episode! This week we discuss RC cars, how gay giraffes are, the way birds dance to get it on and so much more. You don't want to miss this!
Ep 21Heavy Metal brewing and pizza co, a place for good beer and great pizza
EThe Cold slice reflect on their visit to Heavy metal brewing and pizza co, The beer was cold the pizza was amazing and the scene was metal. Give this place a try if you're in the area, even if you're not in the area it's worth the drive. Turned up to 11 80's rock music, a cold beer wall/bottle shop, and a friendly bartender you really can't go wrong. The pizza had the perfect crust on it, the sauce was spiced up just right along with the pepperoni. You might even catch some heavy metal Karaoke! If you're looking for a hidden gem amidst the boring suburbs make this your next stop.
Ep 20Casino!
EThe boys talk about Blakes gig at Mcmenamins, the Casino, being handed speed by some guy outside of a bar and karaoke. Join us on another casual adventure inside the lives of the guys who brought you "Ghost runners a 5k away", "Furries at a blazers game" and so much more. This is a "No Toppings" episode, no food involved! Get your Cold Slice Podcast stickers by emailing "[email protected]"
Ep 19Furries at a Blazer game
EThe Cold Slice talks about the amazing food and drinks they had at Ghostrunners brewery, check out the video released this last Monday for context. Then they discuss a recent Blazers game Anthony and Dylan went to where right after a junior cheerleading league was done with their routine. A gang of furries descended on the court to talk about an inclusive school. Many myths are broken in this episode and the real treasure was the friends and hangovers we fought along the way. Tune in and hangout awhile. Stickers are $5 you're helping us support local business, and buy beer to keep fueling this Podcast. Please email [email protected] For more content, including Dylan's standup career so far, join the patreon at www.patreon.com/thecoldslice Check out Ghost runners Brewery in Vancouver, WA really an amazing place to grab a beer. Sorry again to the bartender, we aren't sure why none of us could talk but thanks for being patient with us, hopefully you put the sticker somewhere cool.
Ep 18"I'm never getting these 3 minutes back"
EThe boys get deep into what it was like filming Little beast brewing and Lawless BBQ using the best descriptive words they know how to use. Blake takes us back to a time when food was technically free for him if he so chose. And Anthony has some exciting announcements about some upcoming segments. Buy a $5 sticker and support us supporting local business's Email: [email protected] Get your tickets to Blakes show by clicking the link below. https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/64080882/hayley-lynn-the-filament-portland-show-bar?language=en&country=US&searchType=organization
Ep 17Pizza and Standup Comedy
EDylan does his first (and second) Standup Comedy set, we finally get to introduce our new studio! On top of that we have announce some exciting changes and The Cold Slice also discuss their visit and interview with Hautebox Woodfired Pizza and La Oie.
Ep 16The Cold Slice visits Lawless BBQ, Little Beast Brewing and Lauretta Jean's, it's a short love story.
EDylan and Blake are on a mission to find some amazing burnt ends, beer and a slice of pie on Divison street in Portland Oregon. Mission complete when they visit Lawless BBQ, Little Beast Brewing and Lauretta Jean's! It's a short love story about burnt ends, beer and an amazing slice of pie. Check these places out! https://www.instagram.com/lawlessbbq/ https://www.instagram.com/littlebeastbrewing/ https://www.instagram.com/laurettajeans/
Ep 15The Cold Slice Get Serious at Hazel Dell Commons (featuring Hautebox Woodfire, La Oie, The Mighty Bowl, Bahn Mi Saigon, and Brothers Cascadia)
EDylan, Blake, and Anthony crash the party at Hazel Dell Commons and interview owners of Hautebox Woodfire and La Oie. Other highlights include Brothers Cascadia Brewing, The Mighty Bowl, and Bahn Mi Saigon.
Ep 14Food cart results are in! Also eating dogs and nuclear war.
EA very special introduction done by @thefilamentmusic kicks us off into the land of Korean dog meat, Nuclear war and a wrapup of Food carts.
Ep 13How to lose weight (probably)
EThe boys discuss what it takes to lose weight, and what it takes to make a music video for no money at all. They also go over what it might take to get cancelled with 80+ subscribers.
Ep 12Disturbing the peace in a retirement home!
EEating at a retirement home can be extremely challenging if you don't know all of the nuances, Blake explains how to navigate the political waters of a buffet table. Anthony talks about finally being able to quit nicotine and Dylan as usual, just picks arguments apart to stir the pot.
Ep 11You suck at Comedy shows!
EThis is YOUR month, give us suggestions on where to review in Portland and Vancouver and we will! Throw them in the comments below! Anthony almost throws up again from a game of "this or that". Blake tells us about the worst audience member he's ever seen at a Taylor Tomlinson show, and they finally figure out how to game the system with a new format!
Ep 10Who has the best Pho in the PNW?
EFind out who has the best Pho in the Portland and Vancouver area on the latest episode of The Cold Slice.
Ep 9New years, a weird tradition and food carts?
EThe boys talk about their Christmas and New years. Blake gets slapped harder than Chris Rock and maybe this next month is about Food carts.
Ep 8Reddit, Nom Nom and Pho house!
EThe boys talk about Nom Nom, doing karaoke at Pho house Cafe and Deli and personally thank the Reddit community!
Ep 7A very Hunter Biden/Stripper/Retirement home, Christmas!
EHanging with Hunter Biden, Blake and strippers, Retirement homes and mean old people.
Ep 6A caked up Christmas
EThe boys talk about Grand theft auto six, Blake is caked up in a teenagers Christmas onesie and Anthony almost throws up. What more could you ask for this Christmas season.
S2 Ep 2Pho month! Part 2 xmas gifts and cellphone thievery
EFrom Christmas gifts to stealing cell phones, every topic is covered in this follow up episode of The Cold Slice! If you enjoyed it please subscribe and share with your friends!
S2 Ep 1Pho month! Part 1
EOur HR team said that we needed to have Jaden back again! The boys talk about their favorite Pho spots and discuss the weird stuff they ate as kids, in the first episode of a two part series!
S1 Ep 5Relationship court! With Dylan and Jaden
bonusEDylan and Jaden head to Relationship court to settle domestic disputes, in this episode of The Cold Slice Anthony and Blake are the judges, who will come out on top?
Ep 4And the winner is...
EThe boys decide who the winner is in the last episode of the month, tune in to find out who it is and why they deserve that coveted #1 spot.
Ep 3Rally Pizza gets stomped out by 3 dudes!
E3 regular guys have some bad news for Rally Pizza located in Vancouver,WA close to Portland OR! Blake talks about his days as a football star and Dylan can't remember the history of DB Cooper. Check this new episode out gang!
Ep 2The Cold Slice Reviews Nonavo Pizza
EBased out of Vancouver, WA Nonavo Pizza gets mixed reviews with these Cold Slice takes from the boys.

S1 Ep 1The Cold Slice reviews Podunk Pizza Co
EBased out of La Center, WA Podunk Pizza Co comes under fire with these hot takes.