The Coffin Table
Anita Dirtnap and Sir Cophagus
Show overview
The Coffin Table has been publishing since 2024, and across the 2 years since has built a catalogue of 8 episodes. That works out to roughly 10 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a roughly quarterly cadence, with the show now in its 2nd season.
Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 1h 8m and 1h 17m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. The publisher flags most episodes as explicit, so expect adult themes or strong language throughout. It is catalogued as a EN-language TV & Film show.
There hasn’t been a new episode in the last ninety days; the most recent episode landed 4 months ago. The busiest year was 2025, with 6 episodes published. Published by Anita Dirtnap and Sir Cophagus.
From the publisher
Welcome to the Coffin Table! Sir Cophagus and Anita Dirtnap sit down with a cup of coffee and discuss the good, the bad and the ugly when it comes to movies! Step on in, take a seat and prepare for some laughs. This is The Coffin Table PodcastFind us on Bluesky and Facebook! We also have a ko-fi! ko-fi.com/thecoffintable
Latest Episodes
S2 Ep 1The Coffin Table Podcast: Alien Earth (Pt. 1 of 4)
EWelcome back, dear listeners! It is your favourite hosts, Anita Dirtnap and Sir Cophagus here with another chilling tale! This time, we are joined by our good friend Alien Theory. You may have heard of Alien Theory through his various youtube videos on the lore of the Alien franchise! If not, go check him out! He makes learning about all things Xenomorph absolutely delightful!
S1 Ep 7The Coffin Table: The Old Dark House
EIn this chilling episode, we get lost in the rain with Anita and Sir Cophagus! Come join us at the Femm Household where we meet strange people like Morgan! A bizarre and twisted tale put to the chopping block by our hosts. Will it survive?https://bsky.app/profile/coffintable.bsky.socialhttps://www.facebook.com/share/1Lms769JPK/https://ko-fi.com/thecoffintable
S1 Ep 6The Coffin Table: D-Railed
EWelcome back to another episode of The Coffin Table. After a brief respite for our hosts, they are back with another movie of epic proportions! We delve deep into the mysterious train ride held on Halloween Night that ends in complete bloodshed. Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/thecoffintableFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/share/1Lms769JPK/Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/coffintable.bsky.social
S1 Ep 5The Coffin Table: The Bog
EWelcome, gentle listeners, to another episode of The Coffin Table. This week's episode is about The Bog, a fun movie full of blood sucking and fish. Wow! Grab your favorite cup of joe and gather around for this monstrous movie!
S1 Ep 4The Coffin Table: Bad Fish
EWelcome to our next episode of The Coffin Table, where Anita and Sir Cophagus dive deep into the ocean to dig up this fresh catch! Grab your favourite mug and gather around the table for this review of a real stinky fish.As always, remember to rate, review and share! We now have a Community Discord for fans to join like minded people and talk about their own movie choices! https://discord.gg/yuQzwNpKWR
S1 Ep 3The Coffin Table: Scared To Death
EJoin our lovable hosts Anita Dirtnap and Sir Cophagus as they sit down to talk Scared to Death, a Bela Lugosi hidden...gem. Grab a cup of coffee, gather around and enjoy this weeks episode of The Coffin Table Podcast.Remember to follow us on Facebook, Youtube and Bluesky for more fun information. We recently did a First Look drop of Anita and Sir Cophagus! Make sure to rate and subscribe to keep up with new episodes and as always...stay spooky
S1 Ep 2The Coffin Table: Always Watching
EToday we take a delve into Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story. Join Anita and Sir Cophagus as we talk Creepy Pasta, camera angles and...Bigfoot vs Megaladon??? We take some twists and turns this episode so grab a cup of Joe and tune on in!Follow us on Bluesky and Facebook!
S1 Ep 1The Coffin Table: Creature From The Black Lagoon
EFor our very first episode, we delve into the past and deep into the murky waters of the Amazon. The Creature From The Black Lagoon is a well loved addition to the Monster Movie Mayhem that seized the world in the 1950s. Grab a seat while Anita and Sir Cophagus dissect, respect and talk nonsense.Please forgive any audio errors, we are still finding our way in this premier.Cover Art done by our very own Anita