The Chronicles of a Mad Asian

But are you? HAHA! Sorta kinda? HAHA!People can be ridiculous. Just have to Miyagi-son these bishes sometimes. I honestly can’t stop laughing about some of our stories. So yes... Sometimes you are the a**hole. Enough said.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Normal doesn’t exist anymore. There are no more “rules” that define what your relationship has to be… or should be. Times have changed. Each relationship is customized. Just focus on being happy. Not judgement.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Our Season 4 finale! Omg! This episode makes us laugh so hard. And we sang lot throughout the episode. Hope you can reminisce with us. Memories and feelings that go deep.If only we could be making mixed cassette tapes off the radio again with our boom box…-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

How many of you have done some dumb ass shit, in your younger years? E.v.e.r.y.o.n.e. Have any REGRETS? Or do you still DENY to this day?Nothing like a good prank call on a land line! Remember *69?-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Driving lane rules still apply at the grocery store. For those with road rage, ever intentionally bump your cart with someone else’s (just to make a point)? HAHA!Grocery store etiquette is a real thing. Can we shop with horns, please?-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Driving lane rules still apply at the grocery store. For those with road rage, ever intentionally bump your cart with someone else’s cart (just to make a point)? HAHA!Grocery store etiquette is a real thing. Can we shop with horns, please?-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Ever have random thoughts at the doctor’s office, while waiting for your doctor to show up? No? Of course, you do... Don’t lie. Your doctor is probably judging you (in their head) while you’re talking about your digestive issues. LOL! I. Love. Random. Shit.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Is “asshole” considered a personality type? I would hope that… you have enough emotional intelligence to know, when you meet someone who is completely F’g bonkers… they’re F’g bonkers.Take THAT for a potential run-on sentence. IYKYK.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

This isn’t just about a one-night stand… (I lie - there were some of those nights).Throwback to late nights of massive alcohol consumption and smeared mascara! But I did learn something new about a humid “post-coital” experience.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

This one is deep. Everyone should experience loss. It’s an experience I’ve had too many times.To feel the pain and sorrow, where it literally hits you down to your core. It makes you realize what is important.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Inquiring minds want to know… what the H. E. double hocky sticks do you pack while you travel?Are you the one who checks in 3 BIG ass bags for one weekend? LOL WHY? What’s in your bag?-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Love them? Or hate them? I'm talking about birthday parties, anniversaries, baby showers, weddings, etc. There’s more… but you just have to listen. I guess I’m just a pessimist. LOL-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

What I can say is, if someone disrespects my boundaries, communication ends. Don't care how long we've known each other. Protecting my peace is more important than being around drama. -Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Sometimes it’s the little things in life.It’s hard sometimes to pause, take a step back and look at the simple things in life that bring you SO MUCH joy. Butterflies fluttering in my back yard bring me joy. Now, it’s your turn. What makes you smile?-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Coco Puff is back to give us an update… and WOW… her online dating shenanigans are eye opening! You never know who you’re going to run into someone from your past, again. 😂😂And this is why I’m NEVER leaving my husband!-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

You ever go out by yourself and talk to random strangers? Strangers always feel compelled to tell me their secrets. HAHA! Like, for real, for real.But why do we love it so much? Cause it’s like a one-night stand with no expectations. -Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

I will be the first to say it… Hi, my name is Lulu and my husband loves our pets more than me.We don’t have kids. We didn’t want kids. But our pets are our kids. At least our pets don’t talk back and we don’t have to pay for college. -Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Whose side are you on when your friend goes through a divorce? What about when you decide to divorce a friend? Or, when a friend decides to divorce you?Sometimes, people just don’t have anything in common anymore.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Power… there’s a price for fame… Would you sell your soul for money? A better question is, would your parents sell your soul for their fame and money? After our podcast, I feel like I need to rinse off! Yuck-Yuckity-Yuck. Lulu Sun cannot be bought! -Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

O.M.G. Where do we begin? All I’m saying is… if you smell something funky that doesn’t smell right in someone’s home (like rotting body parts), I’m betting there’s a dead body there. That’s all.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Common airplane etiquette is a thing. But, do you share the same airplane rules as your neighbor? HAHA! I don’t know about you; I see a lot of plumber’s crack when people board the plane. I guess this is a “plus” when you sit in an isle seat. LOL-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

MY money vs. OUR money (rolling my eyes). They say… the average US income is $60k. The average savings account is $6k. Adulting sucks. LOL Do you know what your magic number is for you need to live comfortably?-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Leaving dishes in the sink overnight... Showering every other day… Throwing your sweaty clothes on the floor… Mopping the floor every day… Not showering after your daily workout…Nah. Your significant other is just probably OCD. LOL!-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Everyone has their own definition. Whether you agree with it, or not.When you unintentionally compare yourself to other relationships, is yours THAT bad? Coco Puff is single again. Online dating is SCARY AF. No, I will not throw pee on you. LOL!-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Season finale, y’all! Can you believe it? One of everyone’s favorite is S1 E6: Farting. Who WOULDN’T LOVE this episode?!?! Once this song is in your head, you won’t be able to stop. You’re welcome. LOL-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Are your besties the same sex as you? Or, of the opposite sex? Feel like you purposely talk more openly with your friends vs your spouse? Let us know which side are you’re on. Raise your hand!-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Admit it. You have things you’re afraid of. The real question is, is it actually an irrational fear? Or, did your brain just make it up? Some things we discussed are irrationally scary AF. LOL! What are you scared of?-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Are you easily offended? You may not think you are… but all it takes is that ONE comment to throw you over the edge. It’s Mother’s Day. Families are dysfunctional AF. Trust me. You’ll be easily offended today. LOL Deep breath. Namaste. -Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Slow ass drivers, leaving your blinker on, breaking for NO reason, texting and driving… Are you losing your shit already?Put the pedal to the metal, PEEPS! And, stop road raging and laying on your honker! Enough said.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Sometimes I wish I could collaborate with a celeb to sell something that smells like my... We’re talking about candles, incense, beer and more! I’m wondering if it’s even possible to capture the perfect floral essence of my…Betcha didn’t see this one coming! -Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

When you’re in public and you look at a stranger, do you ever think random crazy shit in your head about them? Ever want to ask them a random question? Duh. We do! LOL! I really want to know WTF is in your grocery cart. All. The. Time.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

What’s weird to you, may not be weird to others. We want to know, is your “thing” actually “weird”? LOLDo any of these rock your boat? Smell of gasoline – Holding in your sneeze – Popping your spouse’s pimples – Dog’s tonguing your mouth – Vienna sausages – Jumping out of the closet to scare you – My Strange Addition-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

New year, new you? Looking for a new role? How many of you actually like working in Corporate America? ME! There are +/- to owning your own business for sure. The hustle is real AF. But if your in Corporate America and your job is giving you PTSD… move the F on. That is all. -Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Admit it. You know you’ve gone through some embarrassing AF moments in your life that turned your face beet red! There was one time… at band camp… when I just started working for a new client and overflowed their toilet. Water creeped all the way down the hall, up to the receptionist desk!-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Are there things out there that make you want to dry heave? I’m feeling a little nauseous just rethinking some of the things our throuple discussed during this episode! LOL! Guess who said what… 1) Wooden objects, like to-go chopsticks, 2) Picking your nose and eating your boogers, and 3) Snakes.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Working in the service industry is not as easy as you may think. Do you have what it takes to put up with it all? It’s kinda like dating. You meet, chat and wonder who’s the asshole in the relationship. But the good ones always win! Tip your servers.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Welcome to the B-roll! This blooper is what we sound like behind the scenes. Sometimes I forget shit. For the record, you can listen to us on Spotify, Amazon, Google and Apple.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

I don’t know about you, but most of the time, I feel like everyone is an asshole. Ok… just kidding. All. The. Time. Why is being polite so difficult these days? It’s the simple things that make a difference. Make eye contact. Smile. Say, thank you. Be kind. Help someone. Pay it forward.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

We want to know what you’re into. Is it feet? You wearing a cape? Watching people eat? Whatever it is, how do you know this is your thang? We always say, to each their own, but what if the coin was flipped and it was your spouse who had their own online site?-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Taking care of a parent with dementia is rough. Taking care of your aging parents is rough. Your world gets flipped upside down when YOU become the new parent. This episode is raw. I don’t know who needs to hear this. Be prepared. Start the conversations now.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Some people drive me absolutely nuts! And don’t you be hatin’ cause I know YOU have a BIG list of pet peeves yourself. Don’t lie. LOL Can you please just pick up your dog shit? Can you please stop pissing all over the toilet seat in public places? These are just a few... - Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Do you know what your love language is? Mine is Acts of Service. Do you know your partner's love language? His is Quality Time. With both of your languages, do they mesh well together? LOL Sticky fingers is all I gotta say... Sticky. Fingers. Handle YO shit!-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Men have it easy. Do you NOT agree? I hope all you men out there understand this. LOL Men don't have periods, boobs, go through pregnancy, etc. What am I the most jealous about? That a guy can whip out his man muscle and pee anywhere! LOL-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Holistic therapies... alternative medicine... natural remedies... Whatever you want to call is, I'm into it! Anyone steam your vagina? How's that for a Monday conversation standing by the water cooler? BRING. IT. ON.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Want to watch some F'd up stories based on real life situations? Turn on Netflix! There's no stop to searching for some crazy shit to watch. Have you tuned into the Tindler Swindler? Crazy Vegan? Killer Sally? I've been duped before but NEVER like this. And for the record, please stop saving nude pics of yourself unless you have an OnlyFans account. -Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

OMG. Where do I start? LOL Who DOESN'T have a dysfunctional family these days? We're all F'd up from it. Doing this thing, called life. Whoever comes out on the other end as a "normal" functioning person in society... but what IS normal? LOL This is real... and raw... but we're still able to look at it from the outside-in and laugh.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Raise your hand if you're the breadwinner in the relationship! ME! Just because you're the breadwinner, does that mean you get to make all the decisions? I have been told, no. As my husband says, "Happy wife, happy life." Well... I wish he would say, "yes" more. HAHA!-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Are you online dating? Or, just looking for sex? This is a CRAZY online world today. I know, I know,,, there are success stories. But with people being more direct and all the fetishes, you gotta weed out a LOT before you find that gem. Laugh with us, while we discuss online dating stories with Coco Puff.-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.

Of course, I had to have an episode about Asians! What are some of your Asian stereotype questions? For the record, it's rude to randomly go up to an Asian and ask, "Where are you from?" No, we're not oriental. Yes, some of us can drive. Not all of us are good at math. What else you got? LOL!-Note: Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed in this podcast belong solely to the author and panel of guest speakers. Everything stated is non-related to the podcast author’s employer, nor the panel of guest speaker ’s employers, organizations, or other groups or individuals.