The Christian O’Connell Show

Wednesday's Favorite Memory Lane Jog is back today with the Wonder Year as we Hit the time warp button back to 2001 Where Jack went on His First Ever Overseas Trip and Shaggy Had the Number 1 Album! I know right.... long time ago! Plus, Today's timewaster gets inspired by international beer Day... so let's get on the Beer Songs! EnjoySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, break out your least expensive plastic Champagne Glasses and Strap in for a Melbourne Extravaganza like no other heard on radio, as 119 days of Lockdown ends at Midnight! To say Melburnian’s are excited would be an understatement! Dedicated to Melbourne and its Resilience the Show is Asking, give us 119 reasons Why YOU think Melbourne is the most Amazing city in the World! Enjoy...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Monday Favourite, The Mishear Lyrics, Back for another Week!Enjoy...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday’s Misheard Lyrics Get us going for the week with some great ones from You. Jack had a tough weekend with his Car and a One-Eyed Puppet. Christian's New Podcast 'Stuff of Legends' has some great news this week with Comedy Queen Celeste Barber joining him to talk About her love of Dad Jokes, or Bad Jokes, or Both! Celeste is one of the Queen's of Comedy, so don’t miss that if you can. Then we wrap with Today's Time waster! Enjoy…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zoom Call, Cat, Closet, and Christian. Ends How?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On Today's Show there is much pondering on should you take a cat in a closet with you During a Zoom Call and close the door? Let's ask Christian! Then once that cat is out of the way, We give away an $8,000 Outdoor Smart TV to one Amazing Caller, Plus, It's finally time to Release the many Atmospheres from the MCG for the Grand Final this Weekend! The Air Compressor is Ready To go and We have enlisted the Deputy Lord Mayor to pull the Trigger. This will be big! .... Ready? EnjoySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keep calm.... Don't pull your remaining hair out.... it's only a Password.... i can remember it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Show today. Eucalyptus trees and Gangsta Gardner’s. Guess who the Fan in the Stand is for a chance at an $8000 smart TV. Head back with us to 1993 in the Wonder Year and Wrap it with some good old-fashioned Time Wasting on International Cleaners Day! Enjoy.... and Buy a Eucalyptus plant and plant it or else!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Going to be a Tough Day it seems,! The O'Connell's Have their First Ever Family Photo Shoot so prepare yourself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tuesday is always a crazy day. Christian has a first ever Family Photo Shoot with Him and all the Girls! That’s going to be Tough. We fire up Three Topic Tuesday as well and here’s 1 topic hint .... let’s just say The Pharaohs Revenge is real when you mix 5o degree Heat with a Shoe sized Falafel, Your Worst Hang Over ever, Some Terrible Wind (yes that kind) and Pile it all into a Bus! Interested? Sure, you are! let's go.... Enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whole family present, Check! Tiny Polystyrene Balls charged with static electricity, Check! Hiding from your wife to get out of doing anything. Double check! ...... Let's fill up a Bean Bag!! Enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Groundbreaking Show... with feats Attempted by no known human ever before probably, going where no man has dared go possibly! With the whole Country on their side, The Christian O’Connell Show fire's up the Tradie Air compressor version of the Synchrotron Particle Accelerator to Capture the Atmosphere of the Iconic MCG for Grand Final Day! .... plus with luck, much more.! Enjoy...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With the Help of a Synchrotron Particle Accelerator possibly from the future.... the Team is one step closer to capturing the Atmosphere of one of the most iconic sporting stadiums in the world the MCG!...... stand by.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the Show Today with the Help of a Synchrotron Particle Accelerator possibly from the future.... the Team is one step closer to capturing the Atmosphere of one of the most iconic sporting stadiums in the world the MCG…. Stand by. We also hear your great stories on when you did Work Experience and waste some time with the Time waster Flying Moves. Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You should hear how good these Parrots do a rendition of Beyoncé! Enjoy...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Show involves Looney Singing Parrots, Stolen Yellow Canaries, the Very Best Worst Movie Sequels, Oscar the Grouches’ birthday inspires your Time Waster with Grouchy movies and If its possible this Will happen..... we are going to attempt to capture the Atmospher of an Iconic sporting arena! Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crazy Crazy Parrots.... 2,500 of them.... possibly!Plus don't forget to email us with ANY of your 'Crazy Bird Stories' for tomorrows show.! [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On Todays Show Its another chance to help one of you with $1000 dollars to do something you always wamted to do but havent quite got around to. Today's is pretty special! We also Hear one of the best news stories of the year .... about Crazy Parrots.. Go back to the best movies of 1982 in the Wonder year and Waste Time On National Fruit Day.... Apparantly.! Lets Fruit Celebrity it up! Enjoy.... Leonardo De Cantalope!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the Show Today The Legend Jerry Seinfeld in his Only Australian Interview Talks about his New Book 'Is This Anything' and What Comedy has meant to him over his amazing career, Plus We Find out Who eats Butter Straight out of the Tub and Wrap it up with the Timewaster and Pant Movies! Enjoy....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hear Christian's unforgettable interview with comedy legend Jerry Seinfeld.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Deli Day.... and Todya's Time Waster is Deli Songs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All week we are giving away $1000 to you guy's to Do something you've always wanted to but never got around to doing! It's called the BOOK IT LIST.... and today was our first winner and you'll never guess what she want's to do with that money, Plus lets Talk seriously about Mullets, Because its Time To reveal Jacks new Hair Cut.... He's been mullet afied! All that Plus Today's Misheard Lyrics and Waste some time With the Timewaster. BIG SHOW! ... Enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's a sneak peek of Christian O'Connell's new podcast 'Stuff of Legends'. Each episode Christian asks the world's funniest and most interesting people to share their three most treasured items and the stories behind them. First up... Russell Brand.Follow Stuff of Legends for free: https://podfollow.com/stuff-of-legendsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

World Class Bartender Stefano Whips up an exclusive for the Show 'The Mullet Coctail'.! ... recipe inside... have a great weekend!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In Christian’s week-long quest to help Jack shave in a Mullet, we enlist the help of an Italian Mixologist, as well as your stories about “It Wasn’t My Time To Go”, and decide whether David Attenborough pronounces “Orangutan” correctly!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When it Just “Wasn’t My Time to Go” – Your Stories.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mullet Week continues on the show, as we try to find out the “Mt. Rushmore” of Mullets! We find out about when “it wasn’t my time to go”, and we head back to Ancient Egypt for the Timewaster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why Is Christian in Pain? .... .. 100 meter Sprint Anyone? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We return to 2003 for the Wonder Year, and play exclusive audio of Jack’s early radio shows! Plus we find out when they said “no”, but you did it anyway!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Turn a Movie into a Teenager! Lets waste some time people....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On Todays Show Jack needs aproval for his potential new hair cut because not everyone thinks its a good idea! On Three topic Tuesday We take your calls on what have you been hit in the head with, and what's in your freezer' ... apparantly as youll find out some very weird things and we wrap it up with the Timewaster is turning a movie into a teenager, See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday's Misheard Lyric's ....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian returns to the show, ready to give out some tips on how to take great photos, and how NOT to win a race with your daughter. Plus all of your best Misheard Lyrics, and your Late to the Party emails!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every day you have us in stitches with your timewasters. Here are some of our recent favourites.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let’s take a look at our favourite Mount Rushmores from the past few months!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some of the very best Mum Stories we’ve ever had on the show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some of the best stories you’ve given us over the past few months.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These are some of the very best Misheards we’ve ever had!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Its a closing Day Sale today on the Christian O'Connell Show as the Guys take a Short break They wrap up with Some great Three topic Tuesday Stories, Christian is Planning a Road Trip to Byron Bay and wantes to drive there in 2 days! Should he do it? plus today's Time Waster is Road Trip Movies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Any body up for Christian O'Connell TV bloopper?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian’s latest TV appearance didn’t quite go to plan, we read your emails about your Crazy Sports Teachers, and Christian surprises the producers with a very tasty prize!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On The Show Today, Christian Had an Incident with his Car That involved coffee, a mirror a Hipster and a Busted door! The Guys Head back to 1989 in the Wonder Year and Talk Movies and Songs. Plus in The Timewaster Today, we ask you to Change a Letter and Ruin a Song.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We give Shane Warne a call with a wonderful surprise, and hear your stories about Autographs, Sports Teachers, and Stowaway Animals. Plus, it’s Girls Night on the Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“Who’s Calling Christian reaches it’s finale! Listen to find out which celebrity has taken the title for 2020! Plus, all of your Misheard Lyrics, and a surprise call from an unlucky entrant surprises Christian!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“On the final day of Who’s Calling Christian 2020, some Aussie legends call in, and we announce the final Top 5 for you to vote on! Jack reveals he’s going to re-visit some ‘former glory’, and Pats gives her ‘Double Thumbs Up’ for the weekend ahead!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The final day has arrived and so have 4 more celebs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Who’s Calling Christian enters the final stages with calls from the highest office in the land, and more is revelled about the mysterious ‘Vinny’. Christian, Jack and Pats also passionately discuss who’s more annoying out of Luke Skywalker or Harry Potter.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some more incredible people left their message after the beep for us today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Even more Aussies called in on day nine.. Including the PRIME MINISTER!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.