The Christian O’Connell Show

Hello Everyone,'One Last Game' is only Day's away, as we Introduce the latest recruits, a father and Son team to join the CouldABeens. Christian is at his second job again, Being a driving Instructor. Jack has a Birthday present for Christian that may never get delivered and Your 'Weakest Claim To Fame' is back for another week, kicking off with a Pizza delivery Story to none other than the Legendary Band, Silver Chair!EnjoySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday... off we go! Christian was acting head of 'Driving Instructor school' on the weekend for Ruby's first real lesson and there was a lot of confusion between dad speak and daughter understand dad speak. As Long as you know where the Brake pedal is you'll be ok... Then we fire up the phones and get all your calls on 'What happened when your parents took you out for a driving lesson'. Hang on to the steering wheel please! 10 and 2, 10 and 2! EnjoySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Misheard Monday!Every Monday we are the official home of all of your Misheard Lyrics!Let's get to it....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Hello!Today we follow on from yesterday's great Calls and Stories for 'Why did you knock on Your Neighbors door' as you all get involved again with Stuck weightlifting Belts, Boiling hot Curry in a Croc Pot and Leaving finger Prints behind on a covert mission!Plus much more....Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who new You all had so many great Stories about 'Why did you knock on your Neighbors door'!Let's get some of them now.....Enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After Patsy noticed where her daughter was sitting on the bus, Christian got chatting about where the best spot on the bus is!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday Begins Folks,with news of a training Injury to the CouldAbeens biggest chance for a score against the Legends on One Last Game. Only 12 days until Game Time! Who could Possibly help sort this out? Plus the Team remembers back to their school days and the sometimes challenging and crazy School Bus trips and they want to know 'Where did You sit on the School Bus'.Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack recounts an almost-disaster at the barbershop, and Christian wonders whether he’s being a grumpy-Dad.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Wednesday Friends!On the Show Today. the Return of Skydiving Santa for A cameo (or 2), as We Head into Your Weakest Claim to Fame Stories, You'll Find out how the very first training session for the CouldAbeens went Yesterday and if their coach Simon Goodwin from the D's Thinks they Can win. Plus all your Late To the Party Emails and maybe even a story about The Legend Toadfish! EnjoySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to The Podcast Everyone,Today, Three Topic Tuesday is Ready to Roll, With Your Calls and Stories that Involve a flying Goat and a Very Off Course Skydiving Santa as a start! Plus we Announce a New Coach for One Last Game as The First Training Session Begins Tonight. Check the Show Page for all the Details and Follow the Teams.Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ok,The Mini Today is a classic!Christian was talking about Stories where something has fallen from above, when we got a these 2 calls.If you have a weak Jaw, Maybe warm it up before listening.It's Skydiving Santa Time, teamed up with a flying Goat!Enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian 's Eldest Daughter went to see a band on the weekend that had an interesting turn of events not usually seen at a concert, that involved a Sign a very unpopular security guard and a lot of excited teenagers! EnjoySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday's show kick's off with The Team Summing up the events over the weekend, and Jack has something coming up that could be a challenge! and Christian Went somewhere he hasn't been in forever. Your Monday Misheard Lyrics are Back, and As Hollywood is moving to Australia, the Time Waster is 'Make a Movie Australian' . See you in there...Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Friday!As we head to the weekend, Christian and the team fire up The Wheel Of 4 Tunes with 'What did you do wrong as a Baby'. Baby did a bad bad Thing!This should be fun and wait until you hear what the Kids get up to!Plus Jack's written a song for One Last Game that could be a new Anthem somewhere in the world!Enjoy and keep smiling...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the Mini today,A taste of the Show as we spin up the 'Wheel of 4 Tunes' and take your Calls and Funny Stories on 'What did you do wrong as a Baby'!Stand by for some very good, bad baby Stories!Enjoy...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Mini Podcast World, In preparation for his “other” job, Jack’s been tidying up his beard in an odd locationEnjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello World! On the Show Have you exchanged words with someone famous? Why is Jack Post shaving 'Outside'? and After seeing a gigantic cucumber the size of a small child in the newspaper, Christian wants to know, did you get famous for having the biggest fruit or veggies in your suburb! All that and much much more, on Today's Show....Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Team!Welcome to Wednesday where we fire up the WEAKEST CLAIM TO FAME hotline and get your amazingly weak Stories, Christian has a run in with a very Yappy dog and Jack has a second career it seems and its not in radio! It's as the 'Hard Rubbish Hunter'! Let's see what he's found on the footpath...Enjoy out there!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack’s found some more “gold” around the streets of his house, and we take your calls about the best things you’ve found in Hard Rubbish!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Todays, Timewaster on the Christian O'Connell Show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back for another round with this weeks 3 Topic Tuesday and Your calls on 'Were you ever caught out in a lie, What won't you throw out, Wardrobe malfunctions and Teenage love dramas'! If you aren't all Tuesday'd out with all that, Jack is on the Hunt for a Girl from his high school days that he never 'officially' broke up with. Its been many many years but the team is trying to put that right! 'The Hunt for Pennell' ! We are going to need your help....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Amazing World! Happy Monday! Been a busy weekend for Christian and the team, Especially Christian! With a Trouser Malfunction happening while out with his girls and doing something he should maybe NOT have been doing Again, was just some of it. Details plus some cracker Monday' Misheard Lyrics inside....Also, remember we are still on the lookout for the last few players in our 'ONE LASTR GAME' Team, so if you think you can get the footy business on again and have one last game in you or know someone that has, email Christian at the show today!Enjoy, and keep smiling!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Mini Podcasters ,Christian experienced the dreaded but all to common Trouser Malfunction while out on the town with his girls on the weekend and apparently the tool of choice for saving the day is a Gusset!Let's all find out what that means shall we?Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Everyone out there! We reveal the Super Coach for The Legends Footy match Today and It's going to be BIG! Plus Knock Of Friday Calls coming your way and the timewaster plus much more! have a great weekend and see you Monday!! EnjoySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Everyone,The Mini Today has 13 year Old Matilda Nominating her Dad, who we will nick name 'The SLEDGE' for one last game and a spot in the Team of Legends. Let's get them both on the phone...Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Team! Great to see you all again....On today's Show,One Last Game is Heating up, as we go on the hunt to fill the remaining Team Spots.13 year Old Matilda has Nominated her Dad the 'Sledge' and 'Hollywood' Brad are all on the draft list Today, so lets get them on the phone and see if they can make the One Last Game Legends Team.If you want in for 'One Last Game' and really think you'd like to strap on a boot again, for one last time, and be apart of the Team, email Christian at the show and Let's get you on board!Enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does Serving Lasagna to The Red Hot Chili Peppers or Knowing someone who new someone who had a baby that played with Elvis count as 'WEAK'? You decide in today's 'WEAKEST CLAIM to FAME'Let the stories begin...Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Everyone,Your Weakest Claim To Fame Is back today with some great calls. The weakness is strong with this one! And as you know we are Recruiting a Footy Team of 'Almost made it's' for One Last GAME! So we go on the Hunt for another potential Legend to join the Team. Remember if your Keen, and Believe you 'could have gone all the way back in the day' get in contact with Christian via Email at the show and let's try and get you on the Team! Until tomorrow...Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Got an Email from a Listener all the way in over in Norway, who Just yesterday received a Christmas Card From Christian!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Podcast World! Ready? Today's Show, Sleeping in and missing flights to your own wedding, Throwing horse poop at your mate as he rides past on a push bike, Bungy jumping off a roof and going through the Kitchen window are just the start and all part of the amazing calls from you on today’s Three Topic Tuesday. Plus Don’t forget we are Recruiting for Christian’s Footy team for ONE LAST GAME. Shane Crawford is on board as the Coach and You'll be playing a team of ex-legends! If you always wanted just one more game this is your chance.We have 2 team members already and we need 9. Email Christian at the Show to get on board.Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Mini Podcasters.Christian apparently believes a Pitching Wedge is a valid indoor tool?Truth be told he's not that great with it on an actual golf course but bring it out In the lounge room?Enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So it's Hello World as the Show's is off for another week.Jacks is not Impressed as his spontaneous weekend getaway didn't ahh... getaway to a great start. Which leads us to everyone sharing the Songs that sum Up their weekend and Christian Thinking Golf is an inside sport. Which inevitably leads to.... well..... lets go see. Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Remember Caller Tracey from earlier in the week?She has a new years resolution to loose 10 k g's and be surfing by June, but like all of us lacks a real motivation kicker.Enter Christian O'Connell, a wacky idea that just might work and a team of excited Sign writers.Block one eye.... if your Tracey.Here it comes!Enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

World Hi...Great to see you!!Today's show has Movies, Surfing, Sign Written Cars, Koalas, Could a been Legends and much much more. We Catch up With Caller Tracey as She Finds out How her new years resolution is going to look according to Christian O'Connell and we find the only real way to break a retched Footy Team Curse on a Stubby holder, which involves big machines one seriously annoying noise, and hot molten metal. Sounds good right? .... So Let's go. Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Everyone,Today, we asked You, Do you have a story of 'Nearly' making it. 'It could have been me'! Were you almost a Star, or a Sporting Legend but It just wasn't meant to be at that timer?We got one Caller Cain, who's story once you hear it, will bring back those memories of things that almost were for us all.Have an amazing day and enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Everyone!Big Show... Literally. Callers everywhere for 'Could you have made it', Could you have been a Sporting Great ? That's what we have been looking for today and Your Stories didn't disappoint. .Like The Gentleman from Big Fella Landscaping..... You'll know the feeling yourself once you hear his story. There are plenty more tales of 'Almost Getting There BUT...' as well, so we will leave you to the listening. Have an amazing day, and enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The most brilliant return.... of one of our favorite segments of 2020!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

World Hello!!Great to see you all.The 'Weakest Claim To Fame' is Back for the first time this year. Time to dig deep for the Stories you NEVER thought were worth a re-run because we want them. Plus Something only worthy of this show. A fairy tale untold to many of a the time when Bill Clinton meet the 6 foot 3 Giant! Enjoy...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Everyone. Tuesday begins, with a test of how well Christian can Juggle an un expected Mid Week, Bright RED Hair Dye Request, a Mexican bicycle standoff and a swing! Good Combo right? Ok, Let's Go....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Wonderful World! Great to have you with us once again for more adventures! Today, a Santa School Teacher, Medieval Mullets, Red Hair Dye and a random Park Swing, The best Job you ever had, and Stevie Knicks Engineer Are all part of the slightly organized Mayhem . Take a deep breath and let's go. Enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As Christian's Daughter's formal draws closer she still needs a dress and Guess who's in charge of Finding that. Enjoy.!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday Hello! On the Show today, Christian Has been doing Some dress shopping as his Daughters formal gets close and he's setting a new speed buying bench mark for all fathers with let's 'buy a dress in 2hrs....go! Plus Jack Post had date night on the weekend in a bowling Alley, and After it, thinks Only Adults should be allowed to bowl! Why? .. let's go! Enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ok, Podcasters,This is the Short Version which is not that weird seeing its a mini podcast, but a heads up if you want the full shock experience of ALL of todays CALLERS on 'ARE YOU OUR TOUGHEST LISTNER' hit the FULL PODCAST for that .....But right now, We hope you can handle a taste of The Listeners, who are nothing short of T U F F !”Email [email protected] and tell him why you’re the Toughest Listener…”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello World!Ok, so we must warn you.....If you easily get a bit queasy or readily faint at the sight of either really un-necessarily over cooked fried chips or a thumb that's been chopped half off while cooking sausages you better be ready for todays calls! 'ARE YOU OUR TOUGHEST LISTNER' ??. That's what we were asking you today and we were not prepared for what was to come!Grab your Hard Hat and Beige Prada Sunglasses, coz its gonna get tough in here! Let's Go...”Email [email protected] and tell him why you’re the Toughest Listener…”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mini Podcasters. Hello!The Guys have had a tough few days with Pimples and Glass Doors and not always in that order.Pain is the word of the day here so lets find out what's been happening. Enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Everybody's ...Nice to see you all again. Christian double banged his summit yesterday, so podcast we could not.. However the team is back and swinging, bandages and all. Find out How it all happened today plus Jack also Has an injury that will possibly make your eye water. Only one. And we take your Calls as the ouch continues, with Have YOU Knocked your head ? Lets go....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello Quick Podcasters!Every Monday we bring out your Misheard Lyrics and give them a run, and that's exactly what we have for you here. Plus Jacks Song that Sums up his weekend. Enjoy...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Monday world of Podcasters! Coming your way today, Jack and Patsy's Songs that sum up their weekends. We hit the Gumtree Path again and see what goodies are meant to be 10 feet under but somehow rival your mums tiffany ring at sale time. Plus we take your calls on what it was like working for your Dad. Have an amazing day! Enjoy...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacks wife Bianca is about to sit her Australian Citizen Ship test and Christian has a pre exam warm up for her, with questions he thinks should be in the actual test. And We Spin up the Wheel of Four Tunes and See if we can Rattle up a Phone in from The Song Title it lands on. This should be fun.... let's go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome Everyone.... On the show, Christian is giving Jack Grief about his rolled up T-Shirt sleeves again. Jacks wife is about to sit her Citizen Ship test and Christian Has Some questions for her, he believes should be on the real test., Patsy has Lipstick on so that definitely means Kmart is involved so lets see what goodies she has for us today. Plus we roll out the Wheel of 4 tunes and spin that baby up. Enjoy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.