The Christian O’Connell Show

Jack and Christian have a safe word, a one off parachute to pull and veto a story on air they don't want told. Hear what happens when Jack goes to pull his No No Card live on air.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a little cold today in Melbourne.. We talk about Kid Injuries - times your children have got you good! Time for one of our favourite weekly segments - What Are The Odds And The Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After Jack came into work this morning spotting a fresh eye injury courtesy of his son Gordy (an unfortunate piggy back mishap), we asked for your stories of kid injuries! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After both Patsy and her daughter fell victim to the dreaded empty toilet paper roll in their local shopping center bathroom cubicles. One good Samaritan, identified by only her Adidas Sambas came to their rescue. Hear how it all went down..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we play the One Second Winner, Jack and Patsy go head to head guessing the songs from One Second clips. All songs from the same year, today 1984! & we talk all things parking related today. After Patsy's parking ticket good Samaritan and Christian's daughter getting towed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We're back with all of your favourites! The Misheard Lyrics are back, we say Good Morning to as many of you as we can! What Haven't You Gotten Around To? Are you a Champion in something? and the Timewaster is back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every week we love getting your emails and texts with Misheard Lyrics. Each Monday we go through and mark them! Do we Agree with what you're hearing? Disagree? or is it a Hall of Famer? Today we got some of our favourite by far! Listen now! Got one of your own? email us [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every Friday we go around the team and get our book and movie recommendations for the week, we call it Double Thumbs Up we've got another lucky winner for our Caller Of The Week and Flyaway Friday. Plus our favourite Timewaster for the week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you someone who refuses to wear pants, even in winter? After the coldest Melbourne day in years, we want to hear from you today if you're in the universal tradie uniform showing those thighs off in all weather. We salute you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's Chip Conundrum! We ask the big questions on the show today.. "What Are You Doing Right Now?" and "What's In Your Bag?" We check in on Binboards progress and Signs You're An Adult Returns!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're bringing it back! Signs you're an adult. What are some everyday things you do that just scream "I'm An Adult" do you need glasses chains? Love Bunnings a little too much? Or are you a Tupperware collector?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we brought back The Name Game, What Are The Odds returned for another week and the One Word Phone in.. all things related to GLUESee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week we stumbled across our favourite new game.. The Name Game! The rules are simple, you call in, give us a hint and we have to guess what your name is!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back from the Long Weekend with a jam packed show! Some big questions today.. Were you a Monday Winner or Loser? What's the last thing you googled? AND Is it OK to call your parents mateSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian has a question for the team today, is it OK to call your Mum and Dad MATE? what about BRUH? He's not a fan.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In preparation for the long weekend Christian Flyday Friday returns giving away another destination holiday. After Christian saw a priest in robes at the petrol station we also asked for your calls about.. "You Don't See That every Day".. The Timewaster, Knock Off Friday and the Naked Hour all return for another Friday as well.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After Christian saw a priest in robes at the petrol station we also asked for your calls about.. "You Don't See That every Day".. you've never heard a story quite like this!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A-Z Of School returns and today it's all about the Letter D and DETENTION Signs You're An Adult - arguments about corded versus cordless vacuums has to be one! and the Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week it's all about the Letter D in our A-Z of School. For most of our listeners (and Jack and Christian) It's D for... DETENTION! Not our Dear Patsy though.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we return with another round of Filling In The Name Of We guessed your names in our new favourite segment "My Name Is.. As In" and WHAT ARE THE ODDS.. have a listen to some of these thrilling tales.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a listen to our caller of the week for 'What Are The Odds" Ever had a family curse like this caller?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrated 6 Years of the Christian O'Connell show in Australia We played Filling In The Name of with Jack.. hear how that went! Jack's voice has been stolen and Three Topic Tuesday returns!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today in the show we heard from a listener James, who won One Thousand Dollars thanks to Smile Solutions by guessing the song Jack was singing. James simply said how much it meant to him and how needed this money was. Our listeners always surprise us with your generosity and kindness and today was no exception. Have a listen to hear what happened a few hours later.. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the Christian O'Connell show marked 6 years in Australia. Have a listen as we reflected on the last six years and what it means to us. Thank you to our listeners new and old, in Australia and across the globe. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever wondered what happens after the show? In this brand new podcast, get a rare and exclusive behind-the-scenes look at The Christian O'Connell Show as they pull back the curtain and record their post-show meeting for you!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All of favourites are back this week, We revist the year 1999 for the One Second winner We've got a bumper edition of Misheard Lyrics today, and after we ran out of time last week a part two of Cheapo Parents!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every week we love getting your Misheard Lyrics! We run out of time to get through every single one last week so today we doing a bumper edition! Twice the fun, twice the misheard lyrics, twice the hall of famers!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today! Your stories about being Stuck, on OR in something. The Naked Hour returns And listen to the sweet moment we send listener Jeff who's never been outside of Victoria on a once in a lifetime trip to the Fraser Coast in Queensland.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After hearing about how easy it is to get stuck on a Peleton, we asked for more of your stories about getting stuck on OR in something. Hear our Caller of the Week Garth tell the unbelievable story of his Dad getting stuck on an inversion table! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today was all about the 10K Beer Race! The Buckler faced off against Screw You Jimmy Even though The Buckler finished second, Screw You Jimmy went below the meniscus line and was disqualified! So after failing at Ninja Warrior and then at the Fridge Race, the Buckler has found redemption. Watch it all unfold on The Christian O'Connell Show socials.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The day is finally here! The Beer Race! After two highly competitive Heats we were finally down do our last two contenders, Harry AKA Screw You Jimmy and Jesse The Buckler. Who will win the 10K and become the Beer Race Grand Champion. Will the Buckler Buckle once more?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On Wildcard Wednesday we filled out final spot in the 10K Beer Run! Also back with "What Are The Odds", The Timewaster, and whats going on with Patsy's glasses?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every week we ask for your truly unbelievable stories and tales for What Are The Odds!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we asked for your stories relating to three things.. What's in your center console? Animals on Public Transport and "My Name.. (as in)" for people who have to explain their name, after a text from a listener who introduced herself as Meryl (as in Meryl Streep)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

today we prepared for the Beer Race, with Jack and Producer Rio testing the course out for Thursday. We also brought back three topic Tuesday, Monday Winners and Losers, and launched our brand new podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All your favourites return again this Monday! Today we played the 1 Second Winner, this time all about the year 2004 (how is that twenty years ago!) Misheard Lyrics are back and the Timewaster!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a gobsmacking story from producer Rio about his cheap parents, we opened the lines for more of your stories! Fancy a boiled Four And Twenty Meat Pie?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don’t miss Find and Tell, the search for the next generation of Australian storytellers. Think of it like one of those TV talent shows... but for podcasting! You'll hear from four Australians as they go head-to-head to Find and Tell unique and interesting stories from around the country, based on a new theme each episode. Follow along each Wednesday as host Jamila Rizvi decides which storyteller will take home the grand prize and be crowned the Find And Tell champion. Search Find And Tell on your podcast app or click here! Meet the storytellers at findandtell.com.au/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we hear from our entrants in the 10K Beer Race, We talk all things Bridgerton, Favourite Childhood Snacks, and give away an amazing trip to the Fraser Coast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s the most treacherous part of any night out: getting from the bar to your seats without spilling your round of pints. Now, Christian O’Connell wants to find the best of the best to compete in the $10,000 Beer Run. Can you get from one end of Chapel Street to the other barely spilling a drop?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we hit the A-Z of Schools again with the Letter C Producer Rio Hit The Road! and We enter more contestants in our Beer Race!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we revisit our A to Z of school memories with everything to do with the Letter C!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today On The Show! We head back to our A-Z Of School with the Letter C We Continue adding to our Beer Race lineup. And some of our favourite calls so far when we asked.. What Can't You Touch?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there something that you refuse to touch? Maybe its Styrofoam or Paddlepop sticks that give you the ick? For one listener.. it's MUFFINS Got something to add? email us now! [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The War On Inferior Radio Continues.. We've ordered an extra 2500 stickers because we've already sent out 5000!! Join the rebel army - go to The Christian O'Connell Show.com.au.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today On Three Topic Tuesday we asked: Does Your Pet have a Claim To Fame? Misunderstandings.. and Went To The Shop And Came Home With.. Have a story that relates to these? Nothing we ever do is left completely behind. email us [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we looked back at the incredible mascot of the 1982 Brisbane Commonwealth games. Matilda the Kangaroo!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.