
The Chris and Sam Podcast
We’re two Kiwis talking about randomness, technology and life, and whatever else pops into our heads.
Chris Hanlon & Sam Elton-Walters
Show overview
The Chris and Sam Podcast has been publishing since 2014, and across the 12 years since has built a catalogue of 655 episodes, alongside 1 trailer or bonus episode. That works out to roughly 310 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.
Episodes typically run twenty to thirty-five minutes — most land between 29 min and 32 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Society & Culture show.
The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 4 days ago, with 18 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Chris Hanlon & Sam Elton-Walters.
From the publisher
Randomness, technology and life brought to you each week in a 30 min podcast by two guys from New Zealand named Chris and Sam. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Ep 575Bird Submarine
SummaryChris forgets his wallet and has to brave the cyclone for baked beans, while Sam declines a Civil Defense Centre gig ahead of a stormy weekend.We dive into the KitKat heist, ponder the wisdom of homemade bird submarines and skydiving parrots, and laugh at improv mishaps involving Swedish twins.There’s talk of AI nonsense, including caveman hacks and chatbot congressional grilling, plus politicians snorkeling in potholes and floating Nutella in space.Plus moreLinksCyclone Hitting New ZealandKitKat Protection DetailBernie Sanders Interviews ClaudeAI Caveman HackBird SubmarineGoogle Shipped More AI than anyone Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 574AI Got Wrong Grandma
SummaryChris battles tech gremlins while Sam revels in April Fools pranks, with AI-generated gags leveling up the mischief this year.Thieves make off with 12 tons of Kit Kats, black market cigarettes are on the rise, and the world's only NZ Black Hawk helicopter makes a cameo.AI gets it wrong in a shocking wrongful arrest case, a goldfish sets a bizarre world record, and Chris recounts birthday party costume confusion.LinksCrappy Ballroom RedesignGrandma Misidentified by AIKahu - Blackhawk Helicopter ServicesKickstart or Dropkick - NoxTiKickstart or Dropkick - Yarbo MSecret Service Shoots Himself in the LegOnlyFarmsGoldfish Gets World RecordLongest Line at Philly Airport Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 573Look No Hands
We hear about boombox nostalgia, mysterious AI gadgets, and a honey recall with a cheeky side effect, before things get weird with toe-sucking burglars and stalkery exes.Plus, news from the world of Meta’s AI CEO ambitions, suspicious market moves, and attempts to make future AIs nicer to humans.LinksProfessional Cornhole Player Charged with MurderBoner Bear Honey RecalledKickstarter - BB-777 BoomBoxKickstarter - Tiiny AI Pocket LabSucked Toes gets Jail TimeCrappy Bank RobberMark Zuckerberg and his AI bot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 572Pothole Saves Life
SummaryWe dive into a wild story where a pothole actually saves a life, plus talk about cutting-edge cancer treatment for dogs, scams involving counterfeit cash, and how an app helps volunteers assist blind people across the world. There's plenty of tech, laughs, and unbelievable news peppered throughout.LinksBe My Eyes AppHit Pothole Brought Woman Back to LifeMan Saves Dog with ScienceMay pays bond with Fake Money Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 571Time to Churn Butter
SummaryChris gets a cane and shares his hospital saga, Sam catches a “disease” at IKEA, and the hosts discuss Homegrown, butter-churning while running, Girl Scouts at dispensaries, and brain cells playing Doom.LinksHomegrownPokemon TrapTough Cops in USEntrepreneurial Girl ScoutsRunning for ButterBrain ComputingMechanical Rhino for SaleHalf Marathon ChaosMan Dies in the Exact Same Spot as Wife Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 570Robo Vacuum Cleaner
SummaryChris recounts his Auckland trip, while Sam has a weird mail request. The episode dives into stories of robot vacuum cleaner hacks, AI mishaps—including priests using AI—and awkward burger CEO moments. Plus, there's talk of move-on orders, missing CIA data, and aliens. All this and much more in this week's episode!LinksMove On Orders for Rough SleepersMan Ends up Controlling 6700 Robot VacuumsCIA World Fact Book GoneAre Aliens Real?McDonalds CEO VideoOpenClaw Doesn't CareEpstein Walk of ShamePriests Reminded to Not Use AI Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 569Disgruntled Gold-Diggers
SummaryWe're tackling everything from funeral insurance frustrations in South Africa to over-engineered foldable beds and Pilates reformers on Kickstarter.We hear about radioactive pigs in Fukushima, chemtrail bans in the US Congress, and an Irish family’s creative attempt to skip a restaurant bill.There's also a disgruntled group of Chinese gold-diggers, fake prescription pills,and more.LinksSouth African Insurance ProblemYoungest person to build a nuclear fusion machineBill to Ban chemtrailsKickstart or Dropkick - RollKickstart or Dropkick - PavoArmpit Hair ScamDisgruntled Gold-diggers Radioactive PigsDrug Empire After Winning Lotto Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 568Tree
SummaryChris battles neighborly woodchippers and errant wasps, while Sam takes us inside a creative doco screening (and a memorable car-art project). We learn about wild Olympic helmet controversies, an AI safety exodus, and the Kickstarter craze for "tree"-flavored pocket sodas.LinksCreative Waikato Doco - Creativity in CommunityUkrainian athlete bannedKickstart or Dropkick - Pocket SodaKickstart or Dropkick - COiNRunning out of Condoms Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 567Bitcoins for All
SummaryChris survives a mind-draining work retreat, while Sam juggles pumpkin sourcing for a mysterious film and fields rabid newsletter replies.We hear about Bad Bunny’s halftime show backlash, penis injections at the Olympics (sort of), and infrastructure fails both at home and in the US.Plus, Sam spotlights bizarre Kickstarter projects, and Chris breaks down a massive Bitcoin giveaway blunder.LinksBad Bunny Halftime ShowWinter Olympics Ski Jump ScandalCrypto WindfallKickstart or Dropkick - The SwiftKickstart or Dropkick - Happiness is Fleeting Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 566Dodgy Ducks
SummaryDucks turn dodgy and start hunting other birds, a man survives being crushed twice in a garbage truck, plus finger-ripping hydroslide accidents and teetotal sailors in the Royal Navy.LinksWhangarei Lawyer with Ultra Marathon World RecordMan survives being crushed by garbage truck, twiceMan loses finger on hydro slide NZ Rural GamesDucks killing other birdsSafety at the British Royal NavyClean fusion gets funding Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 565Bars Death Promo
SummaryIn this episode we cover AI being used with Google Health summaries and being inside Kindles. A beloved rock was returned, while the worlds best rock climber tries not to die on live TV.We have kickstart or dropkicks this week, a great podcast to check out and more.LinksGoogle health AI SummaryAI in KindlesAlex Hommel on NetflixBeloved Rock ReturnedKickstart or Dropkick - Nisplay Y1Kickstart or Dropkick - Tape Measure ProductivityFree Beer if "He" DiesCareer and Advice BarPICpatch LabelsExplosive Lies Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 564Reserve Your Moon Holiday
SummaryWe chat about the fancy new Waikato Regional Theatre, take a look at stone skimming champs and a French tourist picking up rubbish across NZ, and dive into weird scam emails and even a company offering moon hotel bookings.There’s also some questionable Kickstarter gadgets and a classic dose of randomness along the way. All this and heaps more in this week’s episode!LinksBNZ TheatreNZ Stone Skimming ChampsAdventurer Carrying Rubbish Across NZMoon HotelKickstart or Dropkick - EthylokeyKickstart or Dropkick - OversleeperDavid Rush and the Balloon World RecordCreepylink Link Shortener Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 563Grave Robbing Hobby
SummaryChris is back at work—sort of—and Sam uncovers the curious tale of a grave robbing hobbyist in Pennsylvania.We hear about Facebook fan pages gone astray, the challenges of modern computer upgrades, and monkeys causing chaos (real or AI-generated) in St. Louis.There’s also a Cybertruck deer incident, and a Kiwi mountain biker pulling a 24-hour McDonald’s drive-thru ride.All this and plenty of randomness in this week’s episode!LinksSushi Shop FB PageGrave robber gets caughtCyber Truck SafetyMonkeys on the loose Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Back From Holidays
SummaryChris and Sam are back from their summer holidays, swapping bus and plane stories, including a YouTuber’s wild airport adventure and the mystery of “Coronation Gate.”We hear about solar farms at Christchurch Airport, fake cops causing trouble, and questionable hydrogen water bottles.There’s bonus content on AI paperwork headaches, self-landing planes, and Sam’s uncanny knack for winning Instagram giveaways.All this and much more in this week’s episode.LinksFake cop story 1Fake cop story 2Trademe Scam UpdateHydrotech NZTrump Kennedy Center Website Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 561Yelling TV
SummarySam shares highlights from two long-awaited work parties, while Chris gears up for a virtual Christmas bash and reveals some news about his new job. We learn about ground screws revolutionizing building foundations, a dash of TV troubleshooting for the older generation, and the strange world of maple syrup sneakers.There’s chat about heroic acts in Australia, OnlyFans and the IRS, Latvian “hourly husbands,” and much more randomness in this episode.LinksGround ScrewsBondi AttackDenny's ShoesMen with Golden HandsPeace PrizeRig 45Only Fans Job Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 560Pooping Elon Dog
SummaryThis week, Sam and Chris talk robot dogs with hyper-realistic Elon Musk faces that "poop" art at Miami’s Art Basel, a stolen $33,000 Fabergé egg locket that takes a wild trip through the digestive system, and a $10 million solid gold toilet up for grabs.AI loopholes, a man with a world record for most T-shirts in a half marathon, and the great rare plant market crash also make appearances.Plus, there's some bonus bowling, prediction market weirdness, and old-man quiz night stories. All this and plenty more randomness in this episode!LinksPooping Elon Dog and OthersPage 2 Stage PodcastWho Watches the Watchers?Plants in Jars Broke a HobbyOptimus Robot FailSwallowing a Jeweled LocketIndian Income ExperimentKalshi Hits New LowsSolid Gold Toilet for SaleHalf Marathon in How Many T-Shirts? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.