The Chaser Report

Charles needs a holiday, and Dom reckons he has the perfect destination... Afghanistan! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Charles concoct a foolproof plan on how to make infinite money from the most famous woman in the world this week, Gina Rinehart. Turns out all you need to do is know exactly what billionaires don't want you doing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apologies for disappearing, poor Dom caught COVID's newest variant: FLiRT. No, we aren't making that name up. Anyway we're back, leave a five star review and say thanks, cheers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom deep dive into a preview ahead of tonights Federal Budget. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles is taking his live show to Edinburgh, and Dom tries and fails to contain his jealousy. Plus, we reveal how to make a $weet fortune in kickbacks, as pioneered by some Commonwealth Bank employees recently. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In yet another outlandish and implausible claim, Charles claims scientists have figured out how to use Bluetooth beyond the Earth’s atmosphere. Having used Bluetooth within the Earth’s atmosphere, Dom is sceptical. But if it works, what else could we use Space Bluetooth (tm) for? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Chaser has been pretty critical of Qantas since the earliest days of our newspaper – and recently we sold lots of highly satirical QANTARSE merchandise. The recent settlement Qantas has made with the ACCC in response to its recent practice of selling tickets on flights it had already cancelled is certainly worthy of considerable scepticism from Australia's premier corporate critics, Charles and Dom.Alternatively, we'd be very happy to brainstorm ways in which the airline could fix its image problems – over champagne in the Chairman's Lounge. Your move, Qantas! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today Charles and Dom explore a modern love story for the ages – very different ages, namely those of 81-year-old billionaire investor Robert Whyte and 38 year old fashion marketer Alessandra Eddy. As well as eternal bliss, could they have unlocked the secret to solving the housing affordability crisis? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom introduces Charles to one of Donald Trump's potential Vice Presidents. What is it that makes Kristi Noem stand out above all the rest? She's not afraid to take a shot. Warning: Animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom are proud to introduce The Chaser Report's newest sponsor: Bonza Air. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To return from their break with a bang, Dom and Charles take a look at how Donald Trump's jury was picked for one of his many criminal trials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just going out to get milk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bruce fought the law and the law won. Dom and Charles take you through all the results from Bruce Lehrmann's defamation case against Channel 10, and what it means for defamation law in Australia -- and what it means for how Channel Seven journalists build rapport. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles is sick... sick of being right all the time that is! After looking back at how cool it was to correctly predict the outcome of the OceanGate Titanic Submersible, we realised that our bragging rights allow us at least one more day of smugness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here at The Chaser Report we don't like to gloat about when we were right, mostly because it happens so much. However today Charles felt like remembering that time he predicted literally every aspect of the Titanic OceanGate submersible disaster, days before the rest of the world had a clue what was going on. Well done Charles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles tells Dom he has good news about the climate. If you've been with the podcast for any length of time, then by now you will know that Charles having "good news" means that something absolutely terrible is about to be shared. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles briefs Dom on what the investigation into Coles and Woolworths is going to do about breaking up the duopoly. Hint: f*ck all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom Knight and Charles Firth take an objective look at the testimony of Taylor Auerbach in Bruce Lehrmann's defamation case, without adding any of their own opinion, speculation, or theory to the facts of the matter. And to any Channel Seven producers wanting to build rapport with Charles or Dom, you now know what to do. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a crossover episode with our Welcome To The Future podcast, Charles and Dom bring you the latest tech news, including: Amazon admitting how it's 'Just Walk Out' grocery stores really worked, and Google admitting that Incognito Mode may not have been as incognito as advertised. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom are joined by comedian and writer for The Shot, and (more impressively) The Shovel, Matt Harvey! Matt is performing at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, and he's trialling a unique model of payment that means his audience only pay what they feel is right for tickets. How does it work? Listen and find out.More details about Matts show "Wage Against The Machine" can be found here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donald Trump has figured out a way to make himself infinite money, as Charles drunkenly explains. Please leave a 5 Star review so that we tell Charles to record at this blood alcohol content level more often. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know your laws on refugees are bad when even PAULINE HANSON thinks they're a step too far. Dom brings you up to speed on the weird/evil new laws that the government tried passing, but the Senate blocked. Meanwhile Charles' brain melts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the face of all the horrid news of the present, Dom presents Charles with three products from the future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom loves football and is overjoyed to hear that FIFA has decided to grow a sense of ethics. Ethics that mean there's only one place woke enough to host the FIFA 2034 World Cup. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles debriefs Dom on his adventures with spies using a very convenient loophole that means he can yap about whatever he wants. Using this loophole, Charles shares that he legitimately knows where the AUKUS submarines are being kept. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom explains to Charles the genius solutions for the Gaza conflict that Jared Kushner has come up with, including the real estate potential. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For whatever reason, Charles has been legitimately contracted by Australia's security service for a task. Dom tries to help Charles plan how to succeed in his new position. Plus Charles confirms that ASIO is monitoring The Chaser, because we're such a security threat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom Knight has the latest on sighting of Kate Middleton. Meanwhile Charles Firth has ACTUAL PROOF that Prince William had an affair with Rose Hanbury. Screw it, I guess we're full-blown Royal commentators now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom bring you The Chaser's weekly Kate Middleton update, as is our journalistic duty. Where is the Duchess of Cambridge? How is Meghan Markle stirring the pot? And what happens if the future King turns out to be a bit of a C? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scott Morrison's farewell party in his own seat got postponed for a reason that was as unfortunate as it was unforeseeable. Dom and Charles plan how to give him the send-off he deserves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The US Congress have voted to ban TikTok, and Charles believes he's the core reason. Meanwhile Dom investigates further into the details of our $700 trillion giveaway. Plus we read your reviews!The Chaser Report is about to have 7,000,000 listeners, so we're giving away $700 trillion! Email [email protected] to try and win big! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In honour of The Chaser Report's upcoming 7,000,000th listener, we are giving away $700 TRILLION. Email [email protected] to say why the money belongs to you for your chance to win this absolutely legitimate offer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bruce Lehmann has been filmed in his own home at a party with some unnamed white powder. In thematically unrelated news, mass amounts of cocaine has been seized in Sydney by police. Plus the Tasmanian Premier has a $12 million plan to stay in power. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kate Middleton has resurfaced, and Buckingham Palace has executed a photoshop job worse than Channel 9's AI. Plus Charles and Dom bring you a comprehensive recap of the Oscars award ceremony. Or at least they said they would. Listen and see for yourself how that promise pans out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rupert Murdoch has gotten engaged for a SIXTH time, just before his 93rd birthday. In the spirit of love, Charles and Dom take a look at what the next Murdoch wedding could look like, and another very very very expensive wedding ceremony. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom gives us a full tour of Mark Zuckerberg's underground lair (that totally isn't evil). Meanwhile Charles has some good news about microplastics. Also, make sure you leave a review! We LITERALLY read all of them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Max Chandler-Mather presents the Greens' solution for the housing "un-crisis" as Charles puts it. Meanwhile Dom debates the awkwardness of Peter Dutton attending Gina Rineheart's birthday party for only an hour. Plus Anthony Albanese is named a war criminal by the ICC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dutton shows off his political bravery with a radioactive new policy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a devastating loss to Labor, the Liberal Party did not win the by-election for the seat of Dunkley... or did they? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A member of the British Royal Family is missing, which can only mean one thing for Charles and Dom: heinous speculation. And pegging jokes, because we're classy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a spy in the midst of Australian politics! And the two great minds capable of identifying the traitor are not Charles and Dom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Charles debrief on Scott Morrison's farewell speech. Then they move onto far more interesting matters, and plot how to create their own billionaire club. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom make their incredible predictions about what will be in Scott Morrison's farewell speech. Stay tuned for tomorrow when they compare how well their predictions went! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The American Presidential Election 2024 has already been plagued by instances of AI causing havoc and confusion. A totally real and not AI generated Charles and Dom bring you up to speed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donald Trump owes over half a billion dollars as a result of his recent losses in court, so what genius business move has he done to make a quick buck? Dom and Charles have all the Trump news you need (and a little about Taylor Swift too, because we can't help ourselves). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Literally all other news can get f*cked I guess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom talk about Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci who-- actually can we have that taken off record? No? Alright, bye. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you enjoy your city, but wish it had more asbestos like Sydney? Well lucky for you, today Dom and Charles will give you all the asbestos you'll need for a (shortened) lifetime of fun. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The ABC's National Technology Reporter Ange Lavoipierre joins Dom Knight to talk about a radical tech cult that believes the AI movement needs to "Accelerate or die". Plus find out why "America's most hated man" Martin Shkreli told ange to lick his nuts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mean critic of the heroic Putin and owner of polonium underpants Alexei Navalny has died, of normal and uninteresting death-based causes that Charles and Dom say aren't worth looking into. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.