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Gary, Suzanne and Iris had to reach for the best gas station speed for this one. Gotta stay awake for this ride. We are covering two remakes about people’s identities are completely up for grabs because aliens of course. We turn off our emotions and then turn on our ugly tears for Phillip Kaufman’s Invasion Of The Body Snatchers ’78. Then, we explore the sport of amphibian eating and the boy who cried wolf in Tobe Hooper’s Invaders From Mars ’86. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary is joined by Cameron, Willis and Suzanne to tackle this gem. When secret agricultural dossiers are stolen by master ninjas, it’s up to Chuck Connors and his rag tag trio of fighters to get the information back and kill the baddies. This is a fun one. Watch Sakura Killers along with us with the link below. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefers are back with Hero Hero Ghost Show, Duncan and Bo Come Correct, Pick Six Movies and our boss, Bo Ransdell to talk about two films in which renovations are hell on two unsuspecting pairs. When a couple invest in an estate that seems like a killer deal, their world literally falls apart around them. Tom Hanks and Shelly Long star in The Money Pit. Then, two brothers inherit a rare home after their father passes away. They have to make changes to it to make a quick sale but little do they know the menace that awaits them in the form a small but crafty inhabitant. Lee Evans and Nathan Lane bring the laughs and falls in Mousehunt. Subplots and theories will ensue in this one so get excited. Thanks for your patience and continued support. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Two Drink Crew is back with a rotating panel in effect. Gary is joined by show regular Newty of the NFW Commentaries, Cameron Scott of the Cinema Degeneration and Kyle Poling of Bloodbaths and Boomsticks Podcast to discuss a beloved Canadian gem. Or is it? White folks take shelter in a cabin in a mining town. There may be unwanted intruders that may ruin their fun. Click the link below to watch along with us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUq5C8MiCwA ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Suzanne and Gary are back after a bit of an absence to bring you two films that champion the art of the deal. First up, when their boss dies unexpectedly, a rag tag group of salesmen are forced to keep their little lot afloat while pulling insane stunts on the ritzy lot accross the street. Kurt Russell, Gerritt Graham and Jack Warden star in Used Cars. In The Goods, Jeremy Piven lead a team of sales assassins who are gonna save a local guy’s car lot in the most filthy ways possible. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Iris, Gary and Suzanne are joined by podcasting veteran Greg Morgan (aka Gregamortis) of Land Of The Creeps to celebrate cinema treasure George Kennedy with two films where he is on the water and swallowing the scenery with every quip. We cover the Nazi possessin’, blood shower rainin’ and Kennedy monologuin’ Death ship from 1980 and then George running afoul of one unique pussy in Uninvited from 1987.Be sure to follow Cinema Beef on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, and Google Podcasts.Catch up on all the old episodes here! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Gary, Suzanne and special guest Mike Maryman of No More Room In Hell and Fresh Cuts as we dive into two films where family members are perished by bad men and the ones left behind are forced to get revenge by learning to be trained killers. We do that with 1972’s The Mechanic featuring Charles Bronson and Jan-Michael Vincent and The Professional with Jean Reno, Gary Oldman and Natalie Portman. All on the latest Cinema Beef! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefers are back after a long absence to show you guys some love with two films about deplorable people looking for meaning in love and mediocrity. We cover 1997’s Chasing Amy featuring Ben Affleck and Joey Lauren Adams and (500) Days Of Summer with Joseph Gordon Leavitt and Zooey Deschanel. Come love to hate these people together. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey Beefers! Happy Halloween. We have been away for a while now but Jamie and I have brought you something spooky for this this special day. We talk about life, love, politics and of course 2 jams that involve ghosts trying to expel the living from their homes. We do that with Hold That Ghost from 1941 starring the legendary comedy duo Abbot and Costello and Beetlejuice starring Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most an enormous cast of folks we love. Sit back and rest your bones. While you still can! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beef crew is back to discuss two movies about vehicles that have murderous intentions under the hood. Jamie, Iris and Gary go full throttle and talk about a crazy semi chasing a motorist in Duel and a devilish whip in The Car! Also, Suzanne joins Cort and Gary to talk about the fifth installment of the Hellraiser series on the Sloppy Seconds segment. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We’re still stuck in the boiler room but we have guests this time around. We are joined by Scott Crawford and Heather Powell of the Friday Nightmares podcast to discuss two pretty decent ones. In School Daze, the SATs are two boys living nightmare and it may be the death of them. In Cabin Fever, the son of dead airline tycoon is haunted by his fathers past transgressions with hilarious results that lead to a mediocre story about a flight attendance hot one night stand that goes wrong. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5togqo ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

People of Eternia! And Shadaloo respectively. Gary is joined by Cameron Scott, Filip O’Nell and Ryan Lewis to talk about two cheesy flicks that have amazing actors to play their villains. We got Frank Langella in Masters Of The Universe owning as Skeletor and the late great Raul Julia ruling as ruthless dictator M. Bison in Street Fighter. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beefers are back are into some familiar territory. Or is it. Iris and Gary are joined by special guest Darlene Abilay to talk two films that are inspired by the Bruce Lee classic Enter The Dragon. We do that with the 1995 video game adaptation that will make you test your might with Mortal Kombat and the hilarious ping pong epic Balls of Fury from 2007. Also, Cort, Gary and Suzanne drink sad girl’s tears as we discuss Hellraiser 3 : Hell On Earth on the Sloppy Seconds segment. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

There are a lot to things to hate about hospitals. Bitchy nurses, doctors who poke and prod you all night and even bad food. Mama never said that sociopaths were a possibility. The beefers are joined by Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner to discuss two films where a killer is loose in a hospital. We do that with the Cannon Films jam X-Ray aka Hospital Massacre and the grisly Canadian thriller Visiting Hours from 1982.Buy Jon’s Musichttps://miscplumbingfixtures.bandcamp.com/Check out all the Diner’s tasty goodies.https://aftermoviediner.com/ ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Another quarantine show this time with a campy anthology film. I am joined by Suzanne and Cameron to discuss this hidden gem filled with shitty kids, perverts, over confident men and so much more. Check it out on Amazon Prime. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hello from Cinema Beef. We hope you’re not in the sick. Here’s some nasty soup for what ails you courtesy of me, Cameron Scott and one Ralph Bakshi with the 1972 X rated cartoon Fritz The Cat. We talk about 60s culture, racism and of course animals doing bad things. Look for more quarantine shows as the bs continues throughout the world. The Beefers love ya! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefers are back with a full crew and some extras as well. We are joined by filmmaker Cameron Scott and NFW’s Neil Lemoi to talk about the housing market and the suckers who get into some real problem houses. We cover two classics and do it with some great discussions. We do Burnt Offerings and the og The Amityville Horror. Stay tuned in or GET OUT!!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefers are in quarantine but not without hope. Wait. We have escaped from our dark holes and are being pursued by some top baddies. We are covering two films that take two hell escapees and the beings that are hot on their trails to bring them back down to Satan’s cage. In Drive Angry, Nicolas Cage escapes from hell in a muscle car to save the life of his granddaughter from cultists only to have an “accountant” chasing him the whole way. Hellraiser speaks for itself but Frank escsapes and is reborn through his sinister sister in law only to be pulled back by the deadly cenobites. Have a listen. We’re burning until you do! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Mike, Suzanne and Gary are back on Elm Street once again to have ago at two more episodes in this stinking but sometimes surprising series. In Deadline, a lonely obituary writer and later his lady friend have premonitions of death with hilarious but mediocre results. In Black Tickets, Brad Pitt stars a reluctant boyfriend who has ditched Springwood with his lady only to lead to a trip to a hideaway for these newlyweds. This leads to a surprisingly strange but satisfying second half. Burn with us!!!!! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5togqm https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6unrb0 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Suzanne and Gary are back in the tripe and are swimming in pasta. We discuss some recent watches and two films that involve Italians and the sins that plague them whether it’s infidelity, regret and downright brutal murder with The Black Belly Of The Tarantula and Moonstruck. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Mike, Suzanne, Gary and special guest Mr. Venom are back in the boiler with dare I say two of the better episodes of this tawdry series. In Do Dreams Bleed, a football player is plagued by premonitions of a killer and questions his own morality and thoughts that he may be the very killer that is chopping his way through the town. In The End Of The World, a girl’s dreams are causing butterfly effect changes in her life which leads to an odd second half that strangely works. Burn with us, kiddies! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5togqk https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5togql ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Suzanne, Iris and Gary head to Cali and straight into obscurity as they cover two films with that west coast Asian flavor. First up, when a new drug is threatening to hit the street, it’s up to two mismatched cops to stop the Yakuza and their master plan in Showdown In Little Tokyo. Next up! When an ancient being threatens to rule the world, it’s up to Jack Burton and his Asian superiors to stop rival gangs, Chinese black magic and some pretty bad ass flying gods in John Carpenter’s Big Trouble In Little China! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Gary for this quickie run through of this indie film from a couple years back. It is the story of a disgraced luchador, an estranged mother and their fight against one scumbag in this pulp-like narrative. If anyone would like to contribute a review, e-mail me at [email protected]. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey beefers! This one is coming straight out of the vault for those who have never heard out early shows. A long time ago, we had a whole different show format in which the beef was real. Find out why when I’m joined with one of my oldest friends to discuss a The Saint (His pick and the one he defends), Jurassic Park (My pick that I defend) and Toy Soldiers (Mutual pick). It’s rough, Rico’s kids are making noise in the background but I think the conversations were pretty epic. Thanks for your support ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Cinema Beef is here for the holidays to bring you good cheer and lots and lots of dead bad guys. Jamie and Gary are joined by special guests Ricky Morgan and Brian M. Sammons to talk about two Cannon joints that take place around that special time of year. We’re doing two of the best that those crazy Israelis have to offer with Invasion USA from 1985 and Cobra from 1986. You’ll hear some yuletide goodies and of course banter that’s not about the film. That’s what we do! Happy holidays, beefers! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary and X have a special morsel before the holiday show for you. We take a gander at a modern holiday classic Just Friends. This is the story of a once chubby guy who always loved the town cutie but was stuck in the friend zone. Now, he’s back, thin and waging a war on the holidays and working to get the girl that got away even if it means being a massive douche. Girls like that right? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Happy holidays from the 2 Drink crew. Join Gary, Willis and Newty as we talk about creatures, bad ass mothers and how white people shouldn’t have nice things. There is also a discussion of sexy and savory spreads. Watch along with us and always feed us after midnight. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Gary and special guest Lee Russell of They Must Be Destroyed On Sight Podcast as they talk about some recent watches and the career of beloved character actor Michael J. Pollard. We also talk about two films that feature him including the PCP infused murder mystery Jigsaw from 1968 and the motor-cycle and women infused Little Fauss and Big Halsey from 1970. Music Credits : Off He Goes performed by Pearl Jam ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Cinema Beef is back and we’re gonna get all dire on y’all with two rape revenge films. We are joined by Scott Crawford to discuss Ingmar Bergman’s The Virgin Spring and Wes Craven’s The Last House On The Left.Cort and also bring you another chapter in that dial a devil duology with Jim Wynorski’s 976-EVIL 2. Music CreditsPossum Country performed by Toadies ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Gary, Wildman Willis, Mr. Venom and Brandon Young as we dissect the mind of an average citizen with some very abnormal thoughts. We are discussing the Todd Phillips written and directed Joker from 2019. We have a pretty heavy conversation with heavy spoilers about the descent into madness of one Arthur Fleck and his struggle with his own mental illness and being pushed around in general. Some of what we say may be controversial and very loose but I never apologize and don’t censor shit. Always remember to wear a smile and put on a happy face! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey beefers. It’s 15o! It’s a big milestone so we have a big show for you. Gary and Suzanne talk memories and two films that have body and mind stealing as a theme. First up, when Alex Furlong is literally snatched from death’s grip and brought into the future, he has to rely on his wits and possibly a little banter to save himself from being some rich stooge’s new body. Mick Jagger winks at you in Freejack from 1992. In Get Out, on a couple’s seemingly normal visit to the new girlfriend’s parent’s house, Chris doesn’t feel quite at home. Why you ask? His hosts soon become his captors in a plot to steal his body and mind and sell it to the highest bidder. All while his mind is in permanent limbo in this modern classic by writer-director Jordan Peele. Also included is Cort and I reviewing the often maligned Caddyshack 2 for the Sloppy Seconds segment. Music Credits Where Is My Mind performed by The Pixies ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary is joined by Jamie Sammons, Brian M. Sammons and Alex Edwards to talk about the latest effort in the Rambo franchise being Rambo : Last Blood. When out titular hero has settled down as a ranch hand and family man of sorts, his world is rocked when his young ward is abducted while in Mexico. It’s up to him to find her and then defend his home from a Mexican cartel while slicing, burning and shooting the baddies as they come. Will he survive this ordeal or will this be John’s last mission? WARNING : CONTAINS SPOILERS!Music credit : “Seven Devils” Performed By Florence and The Machine ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hello beefers. Rejoice and listen to the beautiful Diane Franklin talk to this jerk about her career, life in general and a whole lot more. Strap in, kids. She gave us quite a bit of her time and I love her for it. Music CreditsShake It Up performed by The CarsThe Girl I Love Got Long Wavy Black Hair performed by Led Zeppelin ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It’s been a while but Suzanne, Mike and Gary are back to discuss 2 more of those Freddy’s Nightmares shows. In Rebel Without a Car, a guy who is just looking to haul ass out of town gets a new whip. He’ll reach his goals with the help of his new wheels. Even if it kills him. In The Bride Wore Red, Diane Franklin stars as a new bride with trust issues. She has to keep track of her new meandering spouse and be sort of an avenging angel and catch other cheating men. This also includes an excerpt of an interview that Gary conducted with Diane. Look for the full interview on the feed soon. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5togqi https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6nkgma ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefers are looking towards the skies and ducking debris because this one contains flying beasts that scream and kill. In The Giant Claw, a reluctant engineer thinks he sees a UFO but soon learns that he has mistaken the threat of little green men for a giant bird from an unknown place. It soon tears up buildings, aircraft and the random person whilst screaming with every attack. Then, when people are being grabbed by something from the sky, it’s up to a detective and fast talking con man to take on the beast before it can feed and breed more in Larry Cohen’s Q The Winged Serpent. Plus, Cort and I go back to Tromaville to talk about evil twins and more mutant fun with Class of Nuke Em High 3 : The Good, The Bad and The Subhumanoid on the latest Sloppy Seconds segment. w/ Suzanne, Gary and Iris.Music credit : Flight Of Icarus performed by Iron Maiden ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Suzanne and Gary hit the gridiron and look for laughs and late hits with these two features. First up, Burt Reynolds leads a rag tag group of inmates in a scrimmage against the guards in The Longest Yard from 1974. Then, Scott Bakula takes the field as the world’s oldest freshman in Necessary Roughness. As a bonus, Cort and I watched Class Of Nuke em High 2 and there’s a massive rodent kaiju in that so that ain’t not bad. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary is flying without the the regular beef crew this time around but he is joined by Don Anelli of The Horror Mafia Podcast and the boss Bo Ransdell of Pick Six Movies and Duncan And Bo Come Correct to discuss two films that involve older gentlemen who take on impossible foes. First up, when an Egyptian soul sucker invades a rest home, it’s up to Elvis and JFK (sort of) to kill him and save their own souls by T.C.B. (Taking care of business, baby!) in Don Coscarelli’s Bubba Ho-Tep. Then, a soldier with a reputation and a whole lot of regret is called on to take on a plague carrying cryptid and possibly save the world and his rid himself of some demons in The Man Who Killed Hitler And Then The Bigfoot. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Suzanne, Gary and special guest Cort Psyops as they head back into the hallowed halls of two of thier favorite alma maters with these two features. They cover two favorites being the killer robot fueled Class of 1999 and the Troma juggernaut Class Of Nuke Em High. This also marks the return of something I won’t reveal. Hit the books. You might not make it out alive. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Suzanne, Iris and Gary are on board to discuss the great genre actor, Rutger Hauer who recently passed away. We do that by running two films with two stellar casts. In The Osterman Weekend, he plays a political analyst who’s forced to go against friends who he finds out are Soviet spies in this cat and mouse thriller directed by Sam Pekinpah. In Surviving the Game, he leads a crew of people who have the taste for hobo blood and Ice-T is on the menu. They soon learn they have underestimated their prey in this action packed jam directed by Ernest Dickerson. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Jamie, Gary and special guest Cameron Scott as we cover two different and very unique takes on the Frankenstein lore. First up, The Baron is looking for the right parts for his creations so he can make the perfect babies that will may or may not want to bump uglies with…..never mind. It’s Flesh For Frankenstein aka Andy Warhol’s Frankensten from 1973. Then, a lonely girl is on the make for some companionship. Even if she has to stitch it together herself. Angela Bettis slices and sews in May from 2002. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary is joined by Lee Russell of the They Must Be Destroyed On Sight podcast to do another pair of flicks produced by that crazy Israeli pair. First up, Lou Gossett Jr. and Chuck Norris team up to find gold and of course hi-jinks in Firewalker from 1986. Then, Michael Dudikoff leads a party into the jungle to find treasure and of course Nazis. Robert Vaughn and Donald Pleasance snore, L.Q. Jones and Herbert Lom shine and Dudikoff monologues in River of Death from 1989. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Freddy is back and plays a major role as those creepy twins from the pilot make their return looking for love, attention and revenge on the gloved killer who killed dad in Sister’s Keeper. In Mother’s Day, Night of the Creeps star Jill Whitlow shows up as a neighbor tart to a hapless new kid who’s just moved into Nancy Thompson’s former residence. He battles a stepfather, some rowdy party goers and Jill’s sexual advances leading to an obvious conclusion. Then there’s some other story with a tertiary side character you can give two fucks about in the back end of the episode. Side boob and bear traps run rampant in Mother’s Day. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beefers are back to talk about life, love, redemption and sweet and sexy gore. The though line of these two films is two characters with violent pasts that are forced back into their old and violent ways. We do that by covering the western classic Shane and the David Cronenberg directed A History Of Violence. w/ Gary, Iris and Jamie. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary, Suzanne, Mike and special guest Mr. Venom are back with two more entries of this won….der…ful series. First up, a bored housewife wins cash prizes and a moral complex in Judy Miller, Come On Down. Then, a hopeless romantic takes to video dating with deadly consequences. Then, there’s some side story that has nothing to do with that in Saturday Night Special. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary is joined by Cort Psyops to discuss three tales from 60s tv in which old scratch is looking to make a deal. We discuss one of the long ones from the fourth season of The Twilight Zone being Printer’s Devil featuring Burgess Meredith involving a maniacal printer who can make stories happen at his will, an episode of Boris Karloff’s Thriller involving a seedy pawnbroker and a Monkees episode which features Peter’s love for the harp and some sexy devil girls. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Iris, Gary and special guest Donnie Rings from The Horror Mafia Podcast to talk about one of our loves. Fast paced action films with some comedy blended in. First up, when a secret microfiche is stolen by two bumbling criminals, it’s up to two sexy police detectives to take down the big bad and kick all kinds of all along the way in Yes, Madam aka Police Assasins. Then, when two cousins fall in love with a prostitute, they find out she is royalty and are left with the task of getting keeping her birthright intact. Featuring an all star martial arts cast including Jackie Chan and Sammo Hung in Wheels On Meals. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We’re still alive and back into dreamland with Freddy with two selections. In Killer Instinct, a legacy track star is looking for any edge to win. Even weird talismans and whatnot. Winning just might kill her in the end with hilarious results. Lori Petty stars! Then a grad student is haunted with dreams of Fred and some really voyeuristic shit. She soon learns she’s part of an experiment with her dreams being the subject. Maristka Hargitay. stars in Freddy’s Tricks And Tricks. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Gary, Iris and a returning Jamie as we discuss the cutthroat world of communal living and the turmoil of the real estate market. First up, people keep turning up dead in a swanky New York apartment house. It’s up to Mannix himself to get to the bottom of it in Too Scared To Scream from 1984. Then, when a working class girl’s dreams are shattered with her offer on her apartment with a view, the only plan of action is to make that property a little less undesirable. By brutally murdering it’s tenants in this bloody romp. It gets downright gross in Dream Home from 2010. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary and X are going to Italy on this edition. X has brought a giallo and whatever the fuck that other movie is. In House With Laughing Windows, a painter is called to a remote village to put some touches on a local artist’s final work and things are nothing but chaotic. This leads to a bizarre finish in this lost gem. In A Quiet Place In The Country, Franco Nero plays a painter who looks for inspiration everywhere including a old mansion in the sticks. This leads to ghosts and all kinds of weird sexual acts in this thriller. Buy X’s new book! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Come one and come all citizens of Mongo and Legion alike. The beefers are back with after a bit of an absence with a big show. We review the new Crue mockumentary of sorts in The Dirt, Suzanne gives a small review of The Amityville Murders and we do some convention coverage. It’s important to know who’s an ass and who’s not, folks. The feature of the episode is our review of the new doc Life After Flash that includes two interviews with filmmaker Lisa Downs and Flash himself Sam Jones. Plus an extended death segment. Hope you dig it!John Carl Buechler Memorial Fund https://www.gofundme.com/help-john-buechlerhttps://www.lifeafterflash.com/Buy Life After Flash on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Life-After-Flash-Blu-ray-Jones/dp/B07KLPTW72/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=life+after+flash&qid=1554257432&s=gateway&sr=8-3 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★