The Bugle

The news is: There is no news! WORLD CUP! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy and John discuss the unexpected retirements of a batch of royal monarchs, and why THE QUEEN won't be following Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Farage and Le Pen lead the charge to bring Europe back to the good old days, assuming bloody and broken is considered good. Plus, wasp news, and the outcome of the Zaltzman v Oliver Pool Championships Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some stuff that happened in May, before this May (but since 2007). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't tell Vladimir Putin what you think of him, it could be a £40 fine. Plus, why are Brazilian football fans scared? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's gold at the bottom of the ocean and a mountain for sale. Let's team up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week in history, according to The Bugle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy and John talk life expectancy and religion. Perfectly normal when approaching a birthday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy and John focus on the elections in India, at least someone in the west is. Plus, Baby King news! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Child presents solution to environmental crisis – cash savings!Plus, an in depth report to the world's most sensational news story. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy and John discuss the global news reaction to some horrific stories Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Former British colony opposes Russian incursion into Crimea, Jacob Zuma perfects his security measures and cricketer penis story explained Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A look back at the month of March, including multiple Pope news (it is near Easter afterall), some sex scandals and a bit of Syria Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Russia marches into Ukraine whilst the west tuts, the pope brings something back from the dead and massive virus discovered in ice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week: Ukraine, Penises on walls, Skywhales and movie sequel to Gravity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hollande woos another mistress, World Cup winners make better dates and is George Clooney a Nazi? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy and John report on the latest from Sochi – where Vlad Putin should be celebrating just how amazingly gay the Olympics are, rather than getting all homophobic. Plus! Massive wooden penis found on car! And pigs faces – too shocking for publication! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy answers your Twitter questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy and John focus on two major meetings in Switzerland and British plans to form a police state. Plus – exclusive interview with Frankel! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy and John analyse the latest from Thailand, Syria, Sudan and France. Plus: animal news! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

John Describes what happens when it gets a bit Parky, Andy Laments England's Ashes performance and Round One of the first inter Bugle championship match up takes place. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy and John learn what the French get up to on New Year's Eve and offer some predictions for the new year. Plus the good ship SS Zaltzman is launched. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy Zaltzman introduces a look back at some of the biggest headlines of the last 12 months. May include births, deaths, political misjudgements, and inappropriate behaviour at a funeral (for the 2nd consecutive year). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The latest from London's Scroogiest councils, Santacon 2013 and how a US president might enjoy Christmas day (or not). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So what do the worlds leaders make of the wealth gap? It's Boris Johnson v The Pope!Plus, the police stuff the queen's nuts in their mouths and pigs react to the sale of their seed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A new challenger arrives for toughest world leader, Britain seeks to be a world leader in a new market, And the Bugle mourns a great man. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy introduces some Bugle highlights, as requested on Twitter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A man in Russia has nailed his testicles to Russia, the British conservative party has hidden the internet, and The Bugle raids BBC Radio 1. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

...is about IT glitches with the launch of Obamacare.Plus why spying would have saved Jesus, Spain plans to jail all of the USA, church wangs and Vatican cricket.Happy 250 Buglers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy and John provide more evidence for the complete collapse of the USA, discuss the end of Sachin Tendulkar, reveal that Brazil is run by clowns and psychopaths and get some passive aggressive love/abuse in an email Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy and John have the latest on the collapse of civilisation in the US, as well as corruption updates from India and Italy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy and John look at the disparity in wealth in the US, report from the Op-Ed wars, and are joined by a comfortably racist blast from the past Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bugle 246 – Selling The Drama (And War and Guns And The Planet) by The Bugle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cheney, Pelosi and Kerry throw their opinions around on Syria, whilst the UK parliament withdraws from public like into a world of internet porn. Plus, Andy learns what 'twerking' is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is not a Bugle. Part 2.01 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Cold War is back – and this time it's colder. Deadly weapons are being used – like banning Pride marches, and the relentless use of puns. We live in dangerous times. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Robert Mugabe is going nowhere without a struggle, especially when he still gets 103% of the vote. Plus, Silvio Berlusconi is back in the news! Thanks Silvio! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In an incredible story, a woman has had a child. In other news, a man has published his penis online and the coin of truth is proved right once again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's hot, Motown becomes no town and JK's growling Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Soon to be a new entry at #3 in the British boss charts, it's a royal baby! In eager anticipation we deliver the story of Wills, Kate and the baby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is not a Bugle. This is many Bugles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some never heard before clips of The American, the legal aid row and donation queries from Buglers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brazilian protesters find the top corner, Andy launches a new competition and The American returns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Summer On Murray Mound Beckons and the G8 Summit is the perfect opportunity to sample delicacies not normally found on one's plate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy and John look through the prism and toss the coin of truth. Is Andy a witch? Is John enjoying the Daily Show hot seat? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Half way through the year and what countries are performing? Plus, what happens when world leaders get hammered together? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Society set to force appliances and pets to marry. Plus, food news – get a sick bag. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What crazy democracy would put it's legal aid system in the hands of a haulage firm? What crazy democracy would elect a twice removed crook? Find the answers in this weeks Bugle! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who the hell are UKIP and what do they want? Is making guns an act of libertarianism and why nuns and nuclear don't mix Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hacking, Afghanistan and Andy introduces his lobsters Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.