The Boyscast with Ryan Long

In today's Boyscast we go over Neil Young, M&M's new mascots, Fight Club's new ending in china and cops getting fired over OnlyFans accounts. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast Support the sponsors at: fitbod.me/boyscast - 25% Off Your Membership athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs expressvpn.com/boyscast - 3 Months Free LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In today's Boyscast Danny makes a formal apology to the plumbing community and we discuss how COVID-19 shrinks you wiener. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Support the sponsors at: athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs buyraycon.com/boyscast - 15% Off Your Order butcherbox.com/boyscast - 7 Pounds Of Free Meat On Your First Order LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In today's Boyscast Ryan hits peak loopiness & we go over anti-feminism in South Korea, low value male raps, Benedict Cumberbatch destroying toxic masculinity & free speech. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Support the sponsors at: athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 year of Vitamin D & free travel packs LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This time we talk about Germany's farm animal vaccine campaigns, reality stars selling farts in jars, salt daddies and comedians being prescribed as trauma medicine. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Support the sponsors at: athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 year of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs buyraycon.com/boyscast - Exclusive deals up to 20% off LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy New Year to the boys - we go over whether or not holidays are problematic, Jordan Peterson not being able to log into his MSN account, simp shaming and demisexual husbands. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Support the sponsors at: fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your membership DoorDash app - Promocode BOYSCAST LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Paul Thompson is one of our best friends and one of the funniest comics in the world. We go over Demi Lovato singing to ghosts, Small Dicks Are All The Rage, White House vaccine songs, Reddit witch legal spells and climate change. Watch Ep 1 of his new series here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZFolCjRY4s Instagram @paulthompsoncomedy Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Support the sponsors at: butcherbox.com/boyscast DoorDash app - Promocode BOYSCAST LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Vaccine raps, gynecologists, witch money spells and the Pope. Support the sponsors at: mintmobile.com/boyscast for 3 months free! bollandbranch.com - promocode BOYSCAST for up to 20% off expressvpn.com/boyscast for 3 extra months free! LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Some clips from the patreon this year. New Episode every week at patreon.com/theboyscast - This Friday we have our buddy colum on and the Patreon was a whole different vibe from the main episode - it's only $5 buy it for yourself for christmas. You deserve it. don't listen to her. 2022 is your year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Demi Lovato talking to aliens, gay Santa, Jewish kid black market for teeth and bro social low value males. Support the sponsors at boxofawesome.com - Promocode BOYSCAST for 20% off your first box bollandbranch.com - Promocode BOYSCAST for up to 20% off at checkout LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

An0maly is a Rapper, Podcaster, and he joined the boys in California to talk about everything from Covid to Conspiracies, to IS will smith gay, and more. Support the sponsors at http://mintmobile.com/boyscast for 3 MONTHS FREE http://talkspace.com promocode boyscast for 100 bucks off find him on instagram @dreamrare and YouTube.com/an0malyhiphop. An0maly is a Rapper, Podcaster, Commentator find him on instagram @dreamrare and YouTube.com/an0malyhiphop Bonus episode this week with Ryan and Danny at patreon.com/theboyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Catch us in MELROSE, IRVINE, PHOENIX, TORONTO - ryanlongcomedy.com BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK @ ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: keeps.com/boyscast butcherbox.com/boyscast 0:00 Intro 0:10 Stop Saying "Ladies And Gentlemen" 1:54 Danny's New Side Hustle 2:21 Ryan's Sickness 5:44 Zoo Outside Ryan's House 9:52 Elon Musk Trolls Bernie Sanders On Twitter 11:55 SNL Sketch & Boomer Liberal Humor Is The Worst 14:18 Bill Marr's Weird Monologue 15:48 Piers Morgan's New Identity 17:15 Unvaccinated People Permanently Locked Down In Austria 18:03 Asians Not Counted As People Of Color In College Admissions 22:40 First Woman Diagnosed With Climate Change 35:33 Study - Why People In Academia Stay In Academia 38:51 AI Movies Hate Humans 46:28 Article - Can Feminist Robots Challenge Our Biases? 1:01:42 Ad - keeps.com/boyscast 1:02:56 Ad - butcherbox.com/boyscast 1:04:31 Kyle Rittenhouse Trial 1:28:55 Astrology Chicks Say Low Value Men Hate Astrology 1:41:03 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

DATES: TORONTO / LA / PHOENIX - ryanlongcomedy.com LA: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/ryan-long-hollywood-improv-the-lab-tickets/11502395?pl=hollyimprov&REFID=hollywoodWP&_ga=2.55246251.1499360571.1636688212-1914756797.1635618703 SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: expressvpn.com/boyscast fitbod.me/boyscast 0:00 Intro 0:10 Upgrading The Boyscast Setup 0:45 How 1 Episode Of The Boyscast Changed A Life 7:04 Lev Fer's New Gucci Bag 8:10 Skankfest Stories 10:12 Article - NFTs Have A Sexism Problem 17:52 Danny Kicked Off AirBnB 20:25 YouTube Removes Downvotes 22:51 Danny's Tinder Hack 24:28 Article (CONTINUATION) - NFTs Have A Sexism Problem 42:59 Ad - expressvpn.com/boyscast 44:40 Men's Charity NFT Idea 45:32 Article - Finance Terms Are Sexist 53:29 Influencer Apologizes To ALL The Communities 1:00:24 Henry Blodget Banned From Security Industry 1:02:32 Microsoft Woke Introductions 1:06:45 Ad - fitbod.me/boyscast 1:08:08 Climate Change Returns After Covid-19 1:12:40 Article - Nearly Three Quarters Of Americans Suffer From Eco-Anxiety 1:19:35 Canada 6 Months Natural Immunity Rule 1:20:21 Daily Beast DESTROYS Ryan Long & Danny Polishchuk 1:25:26 Nobody Follows COVID Regulations Anymore 1:28:34 Astroworld 1:29:42 Article (CONTINUATION) - Nearly Three Quarters Of Americans Suffer From Eco-Anxiety 1:38:10 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: buyraycon.com/boyscast Bollandbranch.com promocode: boyscast patreon.com/theboyscast 00:00 Intro 00:10 Jewish wedding 05:50 Tour dates 06:33 Canceling Halloween 07:44 Sue Thomas FBI correction 08:59 Stevie Nicks DJ 13:47 Article – Sex with a micropenis can be a mind-bendingly good experience 20:54 Mr. and Mrs. Smith 35:51 Ad – Boll & Branch (bollandbranch.com promo code BOYSCAST) 37:29 Karaoke battle of the bands 40:20 Article – More than a third of white students lie about their race on college applications 57:59 Two different blackfaces out of Canada 1:03:57 Ad – Raycon (buyraycon.com/boyscast) 1:05:16 Vegans were the original SJWs 1:11:16 Article – Hillary Clinton is (kinda) fat now and I'm totally here for it 1:14:26 Colin Kaepernick Netflix series 1:25:20 Fat Hillary article continued 1:31:56 Subscribe to our Patreon (patreon.com/theboyscast) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Support the boys sponsors: http://keeps.com/boyscast http://ritual.com/boyscast 0:00 Intro 0:10 Canceled Dallas Shows 1:23 The Texas State Fair 4:37 Danny Has A New Crystal 8:26 Female Winner Of Literary Award Turns Out To Be 3 Men 22:25 Article - Adele Lost Weight And I'm Upset 47:57 Ad - ritual.com/boyscast 49:31 Don't Make Fun Of Women's Sports 01:00:25 Former Raiders Coach Fired For Misogynistic & Homophobic Emails 01:11:58 Ad - keeps.com/boyscast 01:13:30 Male Workers Fixing Radiators In All Women College Unsettling Residents 01:33:09 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Support the Sponsors at: http://fitmod.me/boyscast for 25% off http://expressvpn.com/boyscast for 3 Extra Months Extra episode Patreon.com/theboyscast Follow me @ryanlongcomedy 0:00 Intro 0:19 Accidentally For Boys 1:23 Dudes Are All Wearing Dresses Now? 4:19 Danny's Cool 60s Guy Story 6:11 Gay Guy On The Cover Of Playboy 11:25 Ryan Trying To Get His Hands On "Magazines" As A Kid 12:41 Super Man Is Gay Now 13:43 Pray Away The Gay Camp 15:09 Super Man Is Gay Now Continuation 16:00 Funny Vice Article Headlines 16:11 We Need More Women Sumo Wrestlers 23:58 If Men Got Pregnant 25:17 If Women Were The Same Size As Men Planes Would Be Bigger 26:36 Shero's Journey 29:00 Southwest Airlines Cancels 30% Of Flights 34:36 Cops Show Up At Guy's House Because He Went Outside 6 Months Ago 35:47 Cops Bust Into Guy's House For Making A Twitter Post 39:23 Ryan's Gangster Friend 40:55 Ryan's Communist Friend 42:35 Ad - fitbod.me/boyscast 44:30 Dave Chappelle's New Special 01:20:17 Ad - expressvpn.com/boyscast 01:22:18 Article - My Boyfriend Made Me Peg Him & Now He Wants To Be The Girl In The Relationship 01:28:36 Danny Takes An Autism Test 01:40:55 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Bonus Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast Support the boyscast Sponsors at: http://Raycon.com/boyscast http://bollandbranch.com promocode: boyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

patreon.com/theboyscast for bonus episode always. TOUR DATES: NEW YORK STANDUP SPECIAL TICKET LINK! - https://thestandnyc.com/shows/2021-10-21(ONLY LATE SHOW LEFT!!) CHICAGO, IL -OCT OCT 4-6 AUSTIN, TX - OCTOBER 12-13 PLANO, TX - OCT 14-16 PHEONIX, AZ - DECEMBER 9-11 Tickets at RYANLONGCOMEDY.COM SUPPORT THE SPONSORS!! AT Butcherbox.com/boyscast Keeps.com/boyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

patreon.com/theboyscast for bonus episode always. TOUR DATES: NEW YORK STANDUP SPECIAL TICKET LINK! - https://thestandnyc.com/shows/2021-10-21 BLOOMINGTON, MN - SEPTEMBER 23-25 CHICAGO, IL -OCT OCT 4-6 AUSTIN, TX - OCTOBER 12-13 PLANO, TX - OCT 14-16 PHEONIX, AZ - DECEMBER 9-11 Tickets at RYANLONGCOMEDY.COM http://ritual.com/theboyscast for 10% off first 3 months. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Met Gala is for girls, Sleeping with men isnt gay, norm macdonald and activism in comedy patreon.com/theboyscast sheathunderwear.com promocode: ryanlong DATES! NEW YORK STANDUP SPECIAL TICKET LINK! - https://thestandnyc.com/shows/2021-10-21 BLOOMINGTON, MN - SEPTEMBER 23-25 CHICAGO, IL -OCT OCT 4-6 AUSTIN, TX - OCTOBER 12-13 PLANO, TX - OCT 14-16 PHEONIX, AZ - DECEMBER 9-11 Tickets at RYANLONGCOMEDY.COM TIMECODES! 0:00 Intro Music 0:10 Did You Know That Sleeping With Men Isn't Gay? 4:28 Comedy Store Fight Story Continuation 13:36 The Met Gala 31:02 Influencer Gets Caught Trying To Make Her Son Cry For The Camera 39:40 Nicki Minaj's Friend Gets Vaccine Side Effects 43:54 Norm Macdonald Dies At Age 61 1:02:24 Sheath Underwear Ad - Promocode: ryanlong 1:04:00 Joe Rogan Suing CNN? 1:06:23 Activism Kills Comedy 1:36:02 Patreon Supporters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Comedy Show Fight, Boyfriends Girlfriend likes Trump, Talibans all male government, Gavin Neusome says women rule, white lotus, Abortion, Feminist Reddit vs Mgtow, Her Husband was Cheating with a Man. Extra Episode Every Week at http://patreon.com/theboyscast SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT http://keeps.com/boyscast http://bollandbranch.com promocode: boyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ryan trecks through hurricane, Vice Employees are Fired, Jeapardy Dude is gone for Good, Hollywood PR Girl tells you how to craft the perfect apology, Crack Cocain, and Pro Vacinne Influencers! Extra Episode at patreon.com/theboyscast every week. Buy Tickets for Plano TX / PHEONIX at ryanlongcomedy.com Support The Sponsors at http://cutsclothing.com/boyscast http://fitbod.me/boyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Mom says your getting radicalized, queer signs, The Porn Lobby is Strong as onlyfans backtracks, and jeopardy dude fired for being a dude. SUB TO PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT http://butcherbox.com/boyscast http://ritual.com/boyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Patreon.com/theboyscast Nick Cage's Insane Movies, Talibanter and Talibanter Related, Australia being wild again, Vulture asks what they should do with white men, and Maintenance Sex is questioned. Support the Sponsors at: http://cutsclothing.com/boyscast http://butcherbox.com/boyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Based Pilot, Mathew Maconahey, Shawn King, OJ, Buzzfeed turns out to be for the Boys in a Heel Turn, and Covid Fighting saves the world? Extra Episode at Patreon.com/theboyscast Support the sponsors at http://buyraycon.com/theboyscast for 15% http://bollandbranch.com - promocode: boyscast for 15% Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Nightmare Trip Back to Canada, Olympics Drama Right and Left, Da Baby is getting yelled at, The Boys Hit the Horsetracks, and CNN is writing tigerbeat style articles about Trump. SUPPORT THE SPONSOR AT: http://fitbod.me/boyscast Extra Episode as always at patreon.com/theboyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We discuss: Vax That Ass Up, Crazy Lockdown Articles, White Terrorists, Why Universities Suck, Naples Tour, Robin Diangelo is a comedy expert now, South Park, and Talkin about Ryan's Career. Sponsor at http://butcherbox.com/theboyscast Extra Episode at patreon.com/theboyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gay Detectives, Ben & Jerry Solve all the worlds problems, Space Race, Porn Star kicked out of TPUSA Conference, Jen Psaki speach, and some dork criticizing my videos. As always extra episode at patreon.com/theboyscast Support the sponsors at: http://cutsclothing.com promocode: boyscast for 15% off http://breathfum.com promocode: boys for 10% off Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Extra Episode at: Patreon.com/theboyscast Jill Biden's Ex's Ex evades murder court with Diarrhea, Ryan Responds to Criticism, Flying While Fat, Influencer Cancelled for being seen with Trump, and Media Hypocrisies are glaring. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: http://sheathunderwear.com promocode: ryanlong for 20% http://bollandbranch.com promocode: boyscast for 20% Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Support the Sponsor at http://breathefum.com/boys promocode: boys THE Purge is is insanely woke, Shut up Actors, ESPN Reporter caught beefing with Diversity rules on a hot zoom mic, and The Nathans Hot Dog Eating Competition. Extra Episode at patreon.com/theboyscast Tour Dates at ryanlongcomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Football is Gay, Cosby is Free, Prince Harry Joins MGTOW, 10 Wealthiest Women, Some Science Study, and Kink Pride SPONSOR: http://forbiddenclothes.com promocode: ryan10 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The fellas came back from Nashville with some stories and a recommendation for America. Also Hollywood getting into podcasting, Fats on Planes, and more. As always 2nd Episode a week up at patreon.com/theboyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Princess Harry, Anthony Weiner, John NOT a Legend, and talkin about how we can't take hollywood people and politicians at face value, New Inventions like love adiction, and Lockheed Martin's hilarious workplace Training to purge whiteness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys are in the new studio and we talk about real men, based Fauci, Police Banned from Pride, Woke Caroon, Memorial Day, Asain Model Minority Article and more. As always sub to patreon.com/theboyscast for an extra episode every week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Fauci's Heel Turn, Mask on for Sex, Hilarious Isreal takes, and let's stop calling the police. New Episode Every Week at patreon.com/theboyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We Solved Isreal, We Solved Comedy, We Solved Crypto, And We Solved how to maintain your queer identity Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ryan's confrontation with the homeless, Elon Musk, Twitter is comedy HR, and Mathew Perry gets OUTEDDDD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Support the sponsor at http://sheathunderwear.com promocode: ryanlong A girl says she can't watch boondocks cus they're black, Danzig is Cancelled, Men's Health Says be Bi, and Liberal White Women are the most Depressed. patreon.com/theboyscast @ryanlongcomedy @dannyjokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What Fauci's been up to, a FOX piece on me, a NY Times article on a bunch of boyfriends, and Billionaires Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cheauvin Aftermath, Buzzfeeds most problematic Songs, and The Tech Censorship Question patreon.com/theboyscast @ryanlongcomedy @dannyjokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Send me your questions to [email protected] After everyone sent me articles about pegging I went through an article with Danny, and also a stepmom exposes herself to kids for feminist reasons and passover loopholes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Solo Episode at patreon.com/theboyscast this week. w/ @dannyjokes - We are talking about all the self owns in the media, and the doubling down on tweets. Women's basketball, comedy, and tons more Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Me and Danny answer the age old question - are male feminists better at sex? in a crossover episode in miami. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I'm finally in Miami, and I talk about all the new cancellations and an article where a chick says she had to walk away from the climate activist movement because it wasn't working for her or something. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ryan and Yannis talk about the world, having kids, career moves, history hyenas, and mistakes learned from. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Japanese Prime Minister says women can't speak while Western Countries Blame Women Entrepreneurs problems on men. Also I weight in on D'elia and a few other things. patreon.com/theboyscast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices