The Bert Show

What are some things you can ONLY enjoy when you're in the right mood? What do you think about our list? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

His therapist was thrilled with their last session! Why? Because Bert finally CRIED while sitting in the chair! Has this ever happened to you?+ Was it the dumbest purchase anyone has ever made? Probably! Does he regret buying it? Producer Jackson is in studio with an update on the custom signature he bought! How’s it looking? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Why is Moe limping this week? Is it because he ran with the bulls? Nope...it's all about drinking. He'll explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kids these days are charging WAY too much for their services! Can you believe how much Producer Jackson's cousins were raking in selling lemonade on the side of the road? It's time to play #PriceIsRight! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ye Olde Gossip: do you know the story of this #OldHollywood actress who adopted her own daughter from an orphanage...and kept it a secret for decades? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A stranger tried to crash a celebration of life! What did Moe do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — The Justin Baldoni And Blake Lively Lawsuit Just Got A Shocking Update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wanna know why you should care about sports? Because it’s SALACIOUS! Tony Gonzalez is attending his ex’s wedding to a BILLIONAIRE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Everything was going great in your new relationship...then you went on vacation. What went wrong on your trip? We want to hear from you before it happens to Producer Keity! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recently Kristin received an email from a listener after hearing her talk about changing her drinking habits! She wants to share what she wrote here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ChatGPT can help you connect with your kids! Don't believe us? Listen to Bert! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’ve got an update for kiddo Keaton’s party that will warm your heart! This mom only wanted a few people to show for her autistic son’s pool party…now the guest list is overflowing and a celebrity will be attending too! + Her boyfriend is the hardest working person she knows. He’s had a rough past year, so she wants to make her boyfriend’s birthday extra special. We know a guy who can help do that! It’s time for The Bert Show's 100 Days Of Good Goes 'Round! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Disclaimer: Dr. Bert is NOT in session. We are not medical professionals and this is NOT medical advice. Please consult your doctor or a qualified medical professional if you have any questions or concerns about your health. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you found out the human you've been doing business with is actually AI, what do you do? Cassie just realized that one of her contacts is actually a ROBOT! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why did the lady in the phone repair shop think Abby wanted her MAN?! Is this why she still doesn't have a working phone? She'll explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Social media is fake and Abby can prove it! Everything looked perfect on instagram, but she spills the family drama that had her fleeing Florida after her brother's proposal earlier than expected! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Moe an a-hole for abandoning his lady on vacation? It was a tough decision! Did he make the wrong one? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What stats must a person possess to make the perfect partner for you? Producer Rebecca is making The Bert Show do the math! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What did your parents blame on you that you're still pissed about? Miley Cyrus got blamed for doing WHAT while filming Hannah Montana?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The 4th of July is coming soon and we want to make sure you're prepared! Can you recognize if these are REAL names of fireworks or something Kristin made up? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She has such a hard time saying goodbye...to TV shows. Producer Amber isn't ready to let go of these popular shows! Can you relate? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Oprah Addresses Rumors That She Attended Diddy’s Parties Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did Bert fail at giving his girlfriend’s son a major life lesson he really needed? What do you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has this ever happened to you? Moe’s food delivery guy was ARRESTED on the job! Did he still get his order? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 hours with an almost 5-year-old. How hard could it be? Turns out Bert botched it at every turn! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She was honored for being HOT! How did the photoshoot go, Abby? She shares! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For today’s 100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round we’re helping single, widowed mom Ashley who needs help getting her lawn fixed up! Big thanks to T&M Lawn Service who will be taking care of Ashley’s yard this Saturday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you make Bert feel better? How much do you pay in car insurance? We bet you can't beat Bert's monthly bill! These listeners tried! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s her birthday today, but that’s no big deal…here’s what Kristin wants to do for her birthday today. Can you relate? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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He was planning on running with the bulls on his trip to Ecuador! Did Moe do it?! He shares an update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It was an exciting weekend for Abby because her brother was proposing and she orchestrated EVERYTHING! How'd it go? Did she say YES? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should Bert be embarrassed about watching this show alone? He shares why he’s closing the blinds so no one can see him watch THIS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We helped her text her boyfriend to say, “Hey, you need to break up with your friend because he is a very bad influence.” He was ready to do it. What were the consequences? It's #TextingTutor! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Are The Biebers Headed For Divorce? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All she wanted was a nice, relaxing bae-cation for their anniversary! What has Producer Keity gotten so far? STRESS. Here's why Keity and her girlfriend are clashing! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does our “motivational” speaker inspire you to give 110% this Monday? We sure hope so! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NBA player Kevin Durant realized he was getting traded while onstage at a conference! Awkward! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What did YOU fake knowing? This 22 year old faux dentist treated dozens of patients using GOOGLE?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For today’s 100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round we need your help giving 8 year old Owen a leg up in the Junior Ranger competition he’s competing in! Owen LOVES nature, animals, exploring outside and lights up any time he gets to talk about the great outdoors! Can you help him get to the quarter-finals in the Junior Ranger online competition hosted by Ranger Rick Magazine, The National Wildlife Federation and Jeff Corwin? The winner gets a $20,000 scholarship! Vote for Owen HERE! https://jr-ranger.org/2025/owen-9a02 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Going to #Disney is EXPENSIVE but we had no idea it could cost you this much! Can you believe the bill this family was left with after having dinner with the princesses? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did The Bert Show SURVIVE their weekend? Moe ran with the bulls, Abby orchestrated her brother’s entire proposal, + Bert babysat his girlfriend’s kid SOLO?! And you’ll never guess what Kristin was up to… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.