
The Bert Show
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Someone In Studio Asked Their Friend To Go Out With Them LIVE On Air!
Has Producer Rebecca given up or is she just gaming the system? She's asking someone to be her girlfriend in a sweeping romantic gesture on Valentine's Day night! But there's a catch...listen here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week: What Word Do YOU Always Mispronounce?
Do you have a word you mispronounce EVERY! SINGLE! TIME you say it?! @KrisKling does! It's time for her #StupidBit of the week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She’s Moving Out And Needs Advice On How To Break It To Her Roommates!
She needs our advice! She's closing in on a house in a week...how should she let her roommates know she's bouncing?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Parents Are Requesting TIPS After Throwing Birthday Parties For Their Kids!
If you throw a birthday party for your kid, is it cool to request TIPS from the guests? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here’s Why Valentine’s Day Is BETTER When You’re Single!
Singles on #ValentinesDay! Fear not! @theabbymurphy will share why today is in fact the GREATEST time of year to not have a partner...do you believe her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Forgot To Wish Their S.O. A Happy Valentine’s Day!
Oops…Moe remembered to say good morning to his lady, it’s what he FORGOT that’s got him nervous! He didn’t remember it’s #ValentinesDay! Want to win an argument EVERY single time? Just ask a lawyer! Click here for this attorney's advice on verbal sparring! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lose Bert’s Money: Do You Know The Answer To This Valentine’s Day Trivia Question?
It’s time to LOSE BERT’S MONEY! Do you know the answer to this saucy #ValentinesDay trivia question? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her Husband Is Getting His Work Wife A Gift For Valentine’s Day And She’s Not Happy!
Her husband is getting his "work wife" a gift for #ValentinesDay! She's not sure how to feel about it...would you be cool with that? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Got Relationship Advice From Couples Who Have Been Married For Decades!
We need advice on keeping love alive! Which is why had listeners who have been together for more than 15 years call up to give their advice on keeping a relationship STRONG! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has It Ends With Us Author Colleen Hoover Taken Justin Baldoni's Side?
Has It Ends With Us Author Colleen Hoover Taken Justin Baldoni's Side? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do These Ladies Who Fell In Love At First Sight In 2023 Still Have Valentines Today?
Producer Rebecca is recommending the romantic movies she thinks The Bert Show should watch based on their personalities! But wait...is this a ROAST?!Over a year ago we asked for women to call in who were CERTAIN they had fallen in love at first sight...today we're checking back! Do they still have their #Valentines?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He Ran A Personal Experiment On Himself And Immediately FAILED!
Bert ran a personal experiment on himself and immediately FAILED! He wanted to be normal Bert, NOT Bert Show Bert on *one* social media platform…and it didn’t work. He’ll explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Which Member Of The Bert Show Does Kristin Think Fits In The LEAST With Everyone Else?
It’s time for #PleadTheFifth and Kristin is in the hot seat! Which member of The Bert Show does she think fits in the LEAST? Click here to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, February 13
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Full Show PT 2: Thursday, February 13
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, February 13
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Follow Up Thursday: She Gave Her Ex A Second Chance! Was It A Mistake?
She didn't feel like her boyfriend was appreciating her, so she broke up with him! She started dating another dude and her ex came crawling back...so she gave him a second chance! Did she make the right decision? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Had No Idea How Disgusting Public Gyms Really Are!
Thinking about getting into working out like Kristin? Listen to THIS before you walk into the gym...turns out they’re GERM factories! Moe spills the nasty details here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Wendy Williams Being Confined Against Her Will In A Memory Care Facility?
Is Wendy Williams Being Confined Against Her Will In A Memory Care Facility? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is A Handwritten Card More Meaningful Than A Typed One With The Same Message?
Quick question for ya! They’re both romantic, but is a handwritten card more meaningful than a typed one with the SAME message? Bert wants to hear from you!VOTE HERE: https://thebertshow.com/articles/cardquestion/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will You Bey My Galentine: Which Of These Besties Is Winning Beyoncé Tickets?
Will you #Bey my #Galentine? We found some irreplaceable besties ready to get in formation for some #Beyoncé tickets! Who will win the #Newlywed game live in studio? Click here to find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Wendy Williams Being Confined Against Her Will In A Memory Care Facility?
Is Wendy Williams Being Confined Against Her Will In A Memory Care Facility? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is This A Hip Hop Lyric Or Wisdom From A Fortune Cookie?
Can you tell the difference between these lyrical Hip Hop wordsmiths and the canned wisdom that comes from a FORTUNE COOKIE? It's harder than you think! Click here to play! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He Took A Mysterious Shot And Paid The Price!
He took a mystery shot and came down with a weird illness! Is this a sign that Moe needs to take a step back from drinking? He thinks so! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are Men Too SCARED To Date Abby Because She’s On The Bert Show?
NO ONE has been able to find Abby her match, so Kristin is calling in the big dogs! Her mentor Randi West is on the line to give Abby the same advice she gave Kristin when she started morning radio! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Background Check: Is Her New Roommate Trouble?!
She needs a roommate desperately and she's got someone in mind...but she's been burned before! We're running a background check to make sure her new roomie is cool! What did we find? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re Laughing For ALL The Wrong Reasons At Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week!
It's time for Kristin’s Stupid Bit Of The Week! Can you recognize these songs based on a few hee's and haa's? Are you ready to play #LaughterKaraoke? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Follow Up Thursday: Did Their Best Friend Agree To Be The Father Of Their Child?
She and her wife asked their best friend to do something VERY personal. They want him to be their donor! He needed time to thing things over...did he give them the answer they wanted? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Diddy Is Suing NBC Over “Diddy: The Making Of A Bad Boy” Documentary
Diddy Is Suing NBC Over “Diddy: The Making Of A Bad Boy” Documentary Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How Is Kristin Feeling After Her First Workout With Bert?
Her goal was a simple! Workout for 20 MINUTES! How did her first workout with Bert go? Kristin shares! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Wednesday, February 12
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, February 12
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Wednesday, February 12
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Messy Mikey Has A Hot Take About Beyoncé’s ‘Cowboy Carter’ Album!
Country fan Messy Mikey has a major hot take about Beyoncé’s #CowboyCarter album! Tell us how you really feel, Messy Mikey! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why Do Single Men In Their 20s Live Like This?!
She's been dating a whole bunch of dudes dedicated to the bachelor lifestyle and they have one thing in common...do ALL single men live like this? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Will This New Rule Break Up These Bert Show Relationships?
It's time to make a new rule for every couple that watches shows together! Bert and Moe are SICK of having to rewatch their favorite shows every time their sleepy girlfriends miss it! Will this new rule break them up?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has Travis Kelce Changed His Mind On His Future?
Has Travis Kelce Changed His Mind On His Future? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kristin Had A Passionate Dream About Bert Last Night?!
Kristin is having some trouble working with Bert this morning…why? Because for the first time in over a decade of working together she had a passionate dream about him last night! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

One Of Our Biggest Bert Show Fans Has Returned After Breaking Up With Us!
One of our most hardcore Bert Show fans broke up with us...but she's BACK! Bert shares his email to her and her statement after she reinstated the Facebook fan-page. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are People Being Unfair To Blake Lively Over this Resurfaced Interview?
Are People Being Unfair To Blake Lively Over this Resurfaced Interview? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who's The Odd One Out In This Men's Bathroom Pickle?
Turns out not everyone is a master of ‘the dribble’! Good thing we have a caller on the line with the perfect invention…it’s the PICKLE POUCH! And once he figures out what it does, he’ll be a millionaire! + Is Cassie the a-hole for eating her kid's leftover Halloween candy? Her husband thinks so! But who really needed it more?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bert Surprised Kristin With Two People In Studio She Never Expected To See!
It’s time for some motivation! Kristin has been instructed by her doctors to start working out…but still doesn’t want to do it. Which is why Bert invited two people into studio Kristin never expected to see! Will their proposal motivate Kristin to get to the gym? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should She Narc On Her Coworker Who Keeps Smoking Weed In The Office?
Her coworker keeps taking long breaks in the office to smoke weed in the bathroom! Should she narc or not? What would you do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Bert Show’s Stank Tank: Would You Buy The Wiz Watcher?
These products are going to make Producer Jackson and Messy Mikey MILLIONS! If the sharks of The Bert Show invest...welcome to STANK TANK! Are you buying a ‘Wiz Watcher’? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should Serena Williams’ Husband Divorce Her For Participating In The Super Bowl?
Would you divorce your wife for participating in the #SuperBowl to get back at her ex? Let's talk #SerenaWilliams! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They Found Something NASTY Hiding In Her Food!
He heard his lady SCREAM the other day while biting into a sandwich! What did Moe’s girlfriend find in her food? Find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What Does This Resurfaced Blake Lively Audio Say About The Baldoni Lawsuit?
What Does This Resurfaced Blake Lively Audio Say About The Baldoni Lawsuit? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Found Footage Of Bert Choking On A Famous Game Show Set!
You guys might not know, but Bert sure does! The pressure is ON when you're onset for a game show and you can choke instantly! Here's some vintage audio of Bert doing just that on #Pyramid! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, February 11
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 11
Hey Bert Show fam, would you rate our podcast and leave us a review? It's super easy - just click here! ratethispodcast.com/thebertshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.