The Bert Show

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How hard is The Bert Show willing to work for a free day off? @BertShowBert has a challenge for the rest of the crew...who do you think will be able to pull THIS off? Who in studio do YOU think can get the biggest A-List celebrity to call in live on air? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CW: Disordered Eating, Binge Eating DisorderWhy pay for a therapist when #ChatGPT is right there?That's the question Abby asked herself during a spiral...so, she clocked in for a session with AI! What'd her robot therapist say? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is airplane etiquette over? Abby thinks so after witnessing the most ATROCIOUS thing ever on a flight! Why isn't this common knowledge? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She wants to get pregnant by a stranger! Good idea or no? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EBuzz - Trending Today: Katy Perry Went To SPACE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We had a BIG weekend surprising Nascar fan and Bert’s Big Adventure kiddo bobby with a VIP weekend at Bristol Motor Speedway! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's the one thing you've seen a man do on vacation that gave you the ICK? Kristin has a few! Can you relate to her list? Have you ever gotten horny for a man wearing WATER SHOES? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shout out the tampon soldiers! 1 in 4 women and menstruators reported not being able to afford period products in the last year. We want to help change that with @HelpingMamas Pinot Period Party! And we're about to raise the stakes...Wanna come? ❣️🍷https://helpingmamas.org/pinotandperiod/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you help Cassie convince her husband to make this major change to their backyard? SHE wants to turn their yard into a wildflower meadow to help pollinators! Her husband says HELL NO! When they eventually sell, the people will want GRASS! Whose side are you on? 🌸 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is she normal? Kristin CRIES whenever she sees THIS...are you making fun of her or are you in the same boat?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why should YOU care about sports? Because of scandalous stories like THIS: This #NBA player made history by offering *all* 18 years of child support payments at once! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They didn't tip after a TERRIBLE meal and she's still feeling bad about it! Did Kristin put her former server self to shame or was she right not to tip after they brought out THIS? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you schedule doing the deed? How does that work for you and your relationship? We talked to some couples who schedule their sexy time! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re fan-girling because someone awesome from our favorite reality tv show surprised us! Connor’s mom from Love On The Spectrum called in and she wants to thank The Bert Show?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EBuzz - Trending Today: Taylor Swift Hits Back At Kanye West Over X-Rated Post! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Abby will NEVER watch a television show written by this man ever again…have you watched Yellowstone or 1923? Abby shares why she’ll never finish these series! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last #TextingTutor we helped her text her mom to let her know the man she cheated on her dad with was NOT getting a ticket to graduation! Has the beef been squashed? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He wants to take his daughter to #Disney, but mom won't allow it unless he takes his former step-kids too! Whose side are you on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can we make Bert’s illegal-ish life goal come true? He wants to run up a down escalator at the airport…without security tackling him! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She tried to find Abby a date at the singles factory…AKA Ladybird in Atlanta, but instead she got hit on HERSELF! Kristin will explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her father offered to pay her $10,000 to have a baby and QUICK! Did she decide to take the offer? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Was This The Most Exciting Masters Tournament Of All Time? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cassie jumped into the deep end and finally got that Phoenix tattoo she's been talking about - and it's already changing her life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He didn't take his girlfriend's advice and almost DIED in Anguilla! here's what happened to Moe! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Over vacation Bert broke two of his big bucket list rules! HE RAN FROM THE COPS! But does this “high-speed” chase really count? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WHITE PEOPLE! *Stop* doing this one thing when you have kids! What’s your weird grandparent name? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last time we saw Moe, Abby was wheeling him around the studio because he had gout! How's the dude doing now? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Bert Show had a great #SpringBreak! Bert visited a remote island, Kristin had family focus time, Abby enjoyed her staycation and Moe almost DIED?! What happened?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Friday, April 11 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Friday, April 11 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Friday, April 11 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We heard from listeners who have saved lives! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They BOTH cheated on each other while drunk! What do you think: Does it cancel out?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you ask someone out at work without making it weird? He asked her out...and there's good news...and bad news... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does your relationship really have what it takes to survive? We think we have the key requirements needed to make your romance last! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time for another round of Kristin’s Bad Take Of The Week! Who’s up today? Find out here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She knows her boyfriend's mom doesn't like her, but she wants that to change by reaching out to her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A TikTok called one of us out in a major way! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Where’s the worst place for a confrontation? We’re guessing a funeral has to be top 5! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She's not sure if his side gig is even ethical and wants to know...Should she #DitchOrDate him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her kid is being bullied at school and she wants to take action! What advice would you give her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, April 10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, April 10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, April 10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is it wrong to monitor your children's texts...or a sensible safety measure? She's not sure what to do anymore after her kid's sketchy texting past! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.