The Bert Show

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Messy Mikey's girlfriend did the cruelest thing ever...she forced him to watch TWILIGHT! At least Producer Rebecca is happy about it! Because it's finally time to settle the great #Twilight debate: are you #TeamEdward or #TeamJacob? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In today's economy, many women face a difficult choice: chase a career or prioritize family! Is there any way to have it all or are women putting too much pressure on themselves? Let's talk about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EBuzz: Trending Now - Beyoncé’s Mom Hits Back At Kanye After His Comments About Her Grandchildren! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time for another round of #PopCultureJeopardy, because The Bert Show sure can’t play normal Jeopardy! Do you know the answers to these pop culture jeopardy questions? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She needed our help texting one of her good friends to let her know she's uninvited from the Girl's Trip! Why? Because she invited her boyfriend without asking! Guess how well that went...it's #TextingTutor! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

His name is Josh. He's a MAN! And he's certain his #MarchMadness bracket can beat @theabbymurphy's kitten. Is he right? Let's find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She’s #SteppingIntoPsycho psycho this weekend and wants to know if she's going too far with the revenge she planned on her cheating ex-boyfriend! She wants to send the receipts that he cheated to his MOM! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Pinot Period Party is meant to benefit menstruators everywhere...so, why did we get COMPLAINTS? Let's talk about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do Kristin’s forehead and the #SuperBowl have in common? Everybody wants to advertise on them! Yesterday, we had 3 companies willing to pay big bucks for space on my forehead. Now, there’s a 4th! Click here to find out who! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If both your child and partner were in danger and you could only save ONE of them...who would you save? This woman's viral answer put her right on Kristin’s #BadTake of the week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your childhood is RUINING your relationships. Do you know your attachment style? Turns out how you were raised affects the way you romance! Here's what you can do about it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's #PleadTheFifth and Kristin is in the hot seat answering questions from listeners like YOU! Who's her HUSBAND'S least favorite member of The Bert Show and which woman would she dip her toe in the lady pond with? This + more, here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Did someone in studio accidentally perpetuate a harmful stereotype? Let’s talk about what went down during what was supposed to be a funny bit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's edition of #YeOldeGossip: Abby breaks down the history of the ultimate rebellious pastor's kid, Lucretzia Borgia, who humiliated her husbands, poisoned people, and dabbled in INCEST despite her father being the literal POPE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

EBuzz: Trending Now - Kanye West Made Inappropriate Comments About Beyoncé’s Kids?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She wanted to confront her colleague who kept complaining about her clients online! We didn't think that was a good idea...did she take our advice? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

His son is about to graduate college! It was time for Bert to sit him down and give him the "real world"...and it didn't go all that great. Bert shares. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You have something you want to sell…a small business, a motto, a message to an ex! WE have the perfect billboard for you: Kristin’s forehead. What are we going to have printed on Kristin’s forehead? Find out HERE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re so grateful to singer Andy Grammer for making such a special moment for Bert’s Big Adventure kiddo Liam possible! Here’s why his song “Don’t Give Up On Me” is so important to their family. We play the full circle moment with Andy and Liam here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HE thinks he's so smart when it comes to college basketball...but is he smarter than a CAT? Our listener is taking on Abby’s kitten in "Meow Madness: Man vs Cat"! Who do you think has the stronger bracket? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her dream condo came crawling back to Abby with a final offer...but did she take it? Abby shares an update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You have something you want to sell…a small business, a motto, a message to an ex! WE have the perfect billboard for you: Kristin’s forehead. What are we going to have printed on Kristin’s forehead? Find out HERE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If your ex was a clothing brand, what clothing brand would they be? Here's what The Bert Show thinks!+ She was upset that her husband wanted to get his "work wife" a Valentine's Day card! He said she was overreacting...did they ever see eye to eye? Nope! It got WORSE! Click here for #FollowUpThursday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This morning Bert has an important question for someone in studio…what’s with your FACE? Click here to hear Kristin explain herself! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bert and Kristin had the most magical night with a Bert’s Big Adventure kiddo and his favorite singer, Andy Grammer. Turns out there’s a strong connection between this special kid and the singer that left not one dry eye in the room when he sang!Their waiter kept complimenting them all night while they sat for dinner! But was it genuine or just to to get a better tip? The studio is split! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Kristin normal? Do you also look at old pictures or videos of your kids when they were babies right before their birthday and make yourself hella sad? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

His 12-year-old son thinks he's already ready for high school freedoms, but how much should Producer K Lee really allow? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to #StankTank! This week the stanks are tackling the most annoying part of many people's day...cooking in the kitchen! Would you buy the splash zone kitchen shower? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She learned a valuable lesson this weekend...NEVER ask your followers what they really think about your appearance! Here's what folks online said to Abby! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Do you have a one-star rating on #Uber but know exactly what trip caused it! We asked #BertShowFam to spill and they sure did! But we never expected @KrisKling to get a one-star rating after this ride with Bert’s ex wife?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did a woman try to break up Producer Keity’s relationship over the weekend in Savannah? YES! How do we know? Because we have the proof after someone in studio recorded their entire conversation! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would you let your kid move back in with you if things got tough? If you said yes...you are NOT like this celebrity who claims letting kids come home is a big mistake! We debate! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bert is shocked at how emotional he got at the sidelines of his kid's soccer match the other day. He shares why he had to leave the stands to cry HERE!Catch The Bert Show LIVE at City Winery on July 24th! Will we see you there? https://bit.ly/4kWP7fU Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They had a great time, he said he was going to call her for a second date....but he never did. She has a theory why and if her theory is right: she wants to explain! It's #SecondDateUpdate! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her mom learned the hard way that single men SUCK! Here's what went down in Tampa that had Abby’s mom feeling homicidal! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s The Bert Show’s #MeowMadness! ✨Is your husband a college basketball bracket “expert”? If he never stops talking about his foolproof strategy, this is your chance to take him down! Can his bracket beat @theabbymurphy's CAT'S? 😼Sign up here: https://bit.ly/4iCJm5r+ 27% of people who work in this profession don’t wear underwear?! Do you know the answer to Bert’s creepy superficial trivia question? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He met a lady, they hit it off, and then ONE mistake sent her packing for good…he asked her if a random acrylic nail at his house was HERS! Guess what her answer was? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Every trip Abby takes to Tampa is exactly the same....THE WORST. She'll prove it to you! She shares the same 5 interactions she always has with Floridians every time she hits #Trampa. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nobody expected the Youth Group to actually make-out over the weekend, ESPECIALLY Producer Rebecca! Rebecca breaks down her emotions after spontaneously kissing Producer Jackson and shares why it made her so emotional. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.