
The Bert Show
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Should He Let Visitors Sleep In His Bed When They Visit His One Bedroom Apartment?
What's the etiquette for when you have a guest visiting your one bedroom apartment? Messy Mikey's girlfriend thinks they should let them have the bed...he thinks that's crazy! What say you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should He Break Up With Her For Ignoring Him On HER Birthday?
Should he break up with her for her ignoring him on HER birthday? What would you do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

His Kid Cost Him HOW Much Money After Destroying This Priceless Item?
It's a parental rite of passage. Kristin’s kid took a marker to the furniture! Between baby jimmy and this 5 year old went on a $3K shopping spree! How much did YOUR kid cost you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Just Started ADHD Medication And Doesn’t Know How To Feel!
He needs some advice! Bert just started ADHD meds and he's not liking how he's feeling. Have you gone through this? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She Called Out A Stranger On A Romantic Night Out!
Kristin had to call someone out during her romantic date night! Here's what she said to them! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: We’re Flying A Listener To Hang Out With Us!
On today's 100 Days of Good Goes 'Round we're surprising one of our favorite members of #BertShowFam with a trip to #ATL to see The Bert Show Live Show! Katie's been though a lot the past couple years, which is why we're so excited to gift her a free trip to hang out with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should This Nosy Neighbor Butt Into The Neighborhood Drama?
He sold her bike on Facebook marketplace without asking! She's pissed even though she never used it! This nosy neighbor wants to get involved and help her find the bike! Should she mind her business? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should She Go On A Date With Someone Who Kissed Her Coworker?!
Should Abby cancel a date she has this week? She just found out something that makes her want to BAIL! He's already kissed someone who works on The Bert Show... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

His Friend Is NOT Happy After He Laughed At Him On His Podcast!
They say DON'T put your friends on your podcast! Moe learned that the hard way...was he wrong to laugh when his friend said THIS on the record? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She’s Applying For ANOTHER Reality TV Show And Needs Your Help!
She's applying to ANOTHER reality TV show but she needs YOUR help with the application! How should Abby answer this question before she submits? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She Saw A Drunk Woman Do WHAT To A Saxophone Player?
What's the drunkest shenanigan you witnessed while sober? Producer Keity saw a LOT go down at the winery...including a woman who crossed a line with a saxophone player?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why Do They Call Their Coworker “Bloody Mary”?
He's rich, but could have been WAAAAYYY richer! Do you think John Krasinski regrets making this financial decision before The Office ever aired?+ It's time to get even MORE stupid with Kristin! Can you figure out what's behind these bizarre coworker nicknames? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is A Stranger Plotting To Break In?!
How do you know if someone is casing a place? She's house-sitting and doesn't know how to feel after a stranger asked her a weird question at the doorstep! Was it just conversation? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Monday, July 21
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Full Show PT 2: Monday, July 21
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Monday, July 21
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Wants To Know What You Would Do If You Heard THIS In Church!
What would you do if you were sitting in church and heard THIS? Bert shares what HE chose to do! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Coldplay’s Chris Martin Comments On THAT Kiss Cam Moment!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Coldplay’s Chris Martin Comments On THAT Kiss Cam Moment! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Mamas Got Into Major Drama At The Family Baby Shower!
Wanna step out on your man? Life's not a video game, but turns out there ARE cheat codes! Here's what women are saying is the surefire way to get away with it. There was baby-mama drama at the baby shower! What would you do if your pregnant friend wanted to steal your newborn's middle name?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Were We TOO Honest Rating A Listener’s Looks?
We asked #BertShowFam to submit pics of themselves to get RATED! We're talking to the new entries today! Are we planning on being a little more honest with them? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Couple's Court Update: She's Crashing Out About What He Wants To Bring To Their New Place!
They're about to move in together and he wants to bring one bizarre item from his old place! She's begging him not to...whose side are you on? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone Ruined His Big Birthday Surprise!
#Atlanta is officially the best city in the WORLD! Don't believe us? Listen here!A friend RUINED Moe’s 40th birthday! He shares what went down! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She Bought A House Just To Make Her DOG Happy?
Bert Show Fam confessed to spoiling their dogs! Did we just find the bougiest dog EVER? She bought a house, not for herself, but for her DOG! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Was Under A Lot Of Pressure After Their S.O. Asked Them To Do THIS!
He was asked to dog-sit for the first time this weekend and he had way more anxiety about it than he thought he would! Moe shares what went down! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

100 Days Of Good Goes ‘Round: Can You Help Us Clear This Teacher’s Wishlist?
Miss McGoey is in her 7th year teaching at Pinckneyville Middle School in Peachtree Corners! As an 8th grade math teacher she teaches 120 students, may of whom are multi-language learners. Can you help us clear her list? https://bit.ly/4m8F6wg #clearthelists #ClearTheLists2025 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Thought She Was Getting Abducted By ALIENS!
Was Abby abducted by aliens? She definitely thought so and the culprit is surprising!+ A guest on Abby’s podcast this week believes her ex's best friend is the real reason they're getting a divorce! Should your S.O. get to have a say in who your friends are? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He Witnessed A Wedding Disaster That Almost Got MESSY!
It was a wedding mishap that almost ended in a very MESSY disaster. Producer Jackson witnessed it firsthand after walking down the aisle! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would You Want Your Friends To Go If You Died On The Way To A Beyoncé Concert?
If you die on the way to a Beyoncé concert, would you still want your friends to go? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Friday, July 18
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 2: Friday, July 18
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Friday, July 18
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Has Months Of Training Finally Paid Off For Someone In Studio?
Is she finally swole? It's been three months of strength training. Has it paid off for Kristin? We're gonna find out after her full body scan! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is The New Superman TOO Woke?
In honor of Superman’s takeover at the box office, Producer Rebecca is in studio with even more of our favorite superhero movies! Can you recognize them from meme reviews? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — The Coldplay Couple Who Got Caught Cheating Have Made A Statement!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — The Coldplay Couple Who Got Caught Cheating Have Made A Statement! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can You Help Clear This First Year Teacher’s List?
She’s 23, about to start her second year teaching, and she’s trying to make a difference in the school she grew up in! She needs your help CLEARING HER WISHLIST! Can you help Luiza Atty clear her list? #clearthelist #clearthelist2025 Click here: https://bit.ly/46iID6m Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Is Commissioning Our Karen In Training To Hit Up Her Hairdresser!
Should Producer Keity complain after getting her hair braided turned into a 12 hour event? Luckily we've got a Karen In Training in studio who's ready to write the perfect review! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re So Proud Of Abby For Getting This Amazing Atlanta Honor!
Big congrats are in order for Abby! Not only is she being featured as Atlanta's most eligible in Jezebel Magazine, she's on the COVER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Couple's Court: She's Crashing Out About What He Wants To Bring To Their New Place!
They're about to move in together, which should be a great time--but she's forbidding him from moving in with this ONE thing he wants to bring from his old house...a large, lovingly painted portrait of the dog he once shared with his ex! Who's right and who's wrong? Vote here: thebertshow.com/dogdecor Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Bert Show Rated Listeners On Their Appearance! Are They Out Of Their League?
It's time to RATE #BertShowFam! They (willingly) submitted photos of themselves, so we're going to take a look and tell them exactly what league we think they belong in! Click here to listen! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lose Kristin’s Money: Can You Guess What Her Husband Is Complaining About?
It's time for Lose Kristin's Money! Can you guess what her husband is complaining about in this text? Click here to play along! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Asked A.I. To Diagnose Why She Always Feels Like THIS In Public!
This week in AI therapy…Abby asked #ChatGPT to help her uncover a pattern she's noticed! Why does she always have this kind of reaction to small talk whenever she's in public? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is The Bert Show Smart Enough To Qualify For This Networking App For Smart People?
There's a networking app JUST for smart people! The Bert Show applied to see if anyone qualified! Can you guess who got in? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, July 17
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Full Show PT 2: Thursday, July 17
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, July 17
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why Did Her Husband Text Her THIS Mid-Show?
Why did Kristin's husband text her THIS mid-show? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here’s What Women Really Hear When The Men In Their Lives Say THIS!
Dudes, what you're saying to her and what she hears you say are two COMPLETELY different things. The Bert Show is ready to prove it to you here: Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ebuzz: Trending Now — Pete Davidson Is Expecting His First Child!
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Pete Davidson Is Expecting His First Child! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone In Studio Had To Go To Therapy After Getting Heated On Air!
Bert got so HEATED on an episode of #BonusBS that he had to talk about it in therapy! He talks what he learned and how his past informed his response on air that led to someone else in studio feeling attacked. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does Her Depression Meal Plan Sounds Delicious To You?
Today we're dining off the "depression meal plan"! It's been on the menu for Abby the past few weeks...what are you ordering? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.