The Bert Show
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Is His Son Getting SPOILED With His First Apartment?
How bad was your first apartment in college? Is Bert’s son getting SPOILED with his new digs? We think so! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
How Do You Tell Someone They SHOULDN’T Start Their Own Podcast?
How do you tell someone they shouldn't start their podcast? Bert is in a PICKLE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
She’s Jealous Of Her Mom’s Relationship With Her GIRLFRIEND!
Her mom's relationship with her girlfriend is growing stronger and stronger! Producer Keity shares why that's got her feeling JEALOUS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Someone In Studio’s Bad Luck Had Them Striking Out!
The bad luck continues for Cassie! Kristin shares why Cassie’s newest bout of bad luck had her striking out this weekend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 8
Full Show PT 3: Friday, August 8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 8
Full Show PT 2: Friday, August 8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 8
Full Show PT 1: Friday, August 8 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: She’s Terrified Of Getting Old After Her Grandfather Told Her THIS!
After celebrating her Grandfather's birthday, Abby is not super pumped to get older! Especially after he said THIS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Do You Believe This Crazy Conspiracy Theory About This A-Lister?
He might have backpedaled on his #HelenKeller conspiracy theory, but Producer Jackson is BACK to talk even more crazy conspiracy theories we need to do a deep dive on! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: He Scheduled A Boy’s Night On Her Birthday!
He scheduled a boy’s night on her birthday! Is this a dumpable offense? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: PT 2: Are You Ready To Listen To The Bert Show’s Fairy C*rn ASMR?!
Sure, the Calm app has celebrities reading sleep stories…but do they have the men of The Bert Show reading Fairy Porn in a soothing voice? NO! Feeling sleepy yet? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Texting Tutor: She Needs Our Help Starting A Fight With Her Husband!
She wanted our help texting her husband to incite a fight so that she'd get their bed all to herself! We did our part...how did it go? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: We Found Out Just How Out Of Shape Everyone In Studio Is Live On Air!
How many pushups can YOU do? Did you know there’s a specific number you *should* be able to do depending on your age? We discovered how out of shape The Bert Show is live on air! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Is She In Love Or Being Love Bombed?
Is she in love or being love BOMBED? Can you help us decide? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Did Someone In Studio Win A Trip To The Bahamas Or Get SCAMMED?!
If it seems like it's too good to be true, it probably is...especially when it comes to a free trip to the BAHAMAS! Is this real or is Messy Mikey getting scammed?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 7
Full Show PT 3: Thursday, August 7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 7
Full Show PT 2: Thursday, August 7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 7
Full Show PT 1: Thursday, August 7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Should She Say Something After Her Coworker’s Comments Made Her Uncomfortable?
From The Vault: Should She Say Something After Her Coworker’s Comments Made Her Uncomfortable? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Should His Wife Sacrifice Her Career For The Family?
Should his wife sacrifice her career for the sake of the family? We share our advice for this complicated issue! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Here’s Everything She’s Learned From Her Failed Friendships!
From The Vault: Here’s Everything She’s Learned From Her Failed Friendships! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: She Got Some Advice From A Therapist That She Wasn’t Expecting!
She asked her therapist for some advice...and she got it! Turns out it's exactly what she needed to hear, and Abby wants to share it with you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: PT 1: Are You Ready To Listen To The Bert Show’s Fairy C*rn ASMR?!
From The Vault: PT 1: Are You Ready To Listen To The Bert Show’s Fairy C*rn ASMR?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: The Entire Family Is Ghosting Her Nephew On His Wedding Day!
The entire family is skipping her nephew's wedding without telling him! Why? Because they HATE his fiancée! Are they right or are they wrong? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Are The Heroes In These Classic Movies Actually VILLAINS?!
You watched the movie. You thought you knew who the hero was. But you were WRONG! Let's talk about it: who was the REAL villain in these classic movies. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: He Proposed To Her Best Friend!
He proposed to her best friend…now what?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Married People LEGALLY Can’t Get The Ick!
Once you say “I DO” you legally can’t get the ICK ever again? Let’s talk about it! + Can you get the #ick with a FRIEND? Someone in studio got the ick platonically...they'll tell you why… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From The Vault: Do You Believe In Speaking Something OUT Of Existence?
From The Vault: Do You Believe In Speaking Something OUT Of Existence? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PT 1: Full Show, August 6, 2025
080625 - FULL SHOW - PART ONE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PT 2: Full Show, August 6, 2025
080625 - FULL SHOW - PART TWO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PT 3: Full Show, August 6, 2025
080625 - FULL SHOW - PART THREE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is This Fact About Dating A Hot Person True?!
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Is Bert And His Girlfriend's Honeymoon Phase O-V-E-R?
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What Do You Do When Your Husband Keeps Raining On Your Parade?
080625 - 0800 - KRISTIN - I need Bart to embrace my shenanigans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
EBuzz: Do We Need A Heads Up Before Celebs Post These Graphic Pics?
080625 - EBUZZ FULL Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
FINALLY A Place To Watch Women's Sports
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Ye Olde Gossip: The Affair of the Poisons
Ye Olde Gossip: The Affair of the Poisons Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Bert's Moving His Youngest Son Out Of The House!
080625 - 0720 - BERT - Moving Hollis into college Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This Celeb Says Her Kids Will Share A Cell Phone That Will Live In The Kitchen...Is She Onto Something?
Former hockey coach and mom of 4 Kylie Kelce says when it comes to cell phones… unsubscribe. She’s a mom of 4 kids, aged 4 months to 4 years and says they’re gonna have FAMILY communal phones that stay in the kitchen that you essentially “check out.”On her podcast, “Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce,” she tells Kelly Ripa: “In other words, there will be one or two extra cellphones, besides mom and dad's cellphones, that they will take with them if they have somewhere they're going where there will not be a parent, or if they will need to get a hold of us, or if they're at something sports related.""You can still have your friends have that phone number. You can still use the phone on the first floor of the house, but they live in the kitchen, so they're not going upstairs. They're not going in the basement. They're going nowhere but the first floor."Y'all agree? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Results Of The Diss Track Challenge: Who's Getting Fart Sprayed?
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. You voted. Who won the diss track challenge? The LOSERS are gonna end up in an inflatable costume where we spray FART SPRAY into it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
PARENTS, REJOICE: Kids are Back In School! + Help Us Clear This Wishlist!
Happy your kid is back in school? HELL YEAH YOU ARE. REJOICE! Call and leave us a message: 404-954-1360And can you help us clear this teacher's wish list? Allyson Barron teaches 5th grade at Kedron Elementary in Peachtree City. She’s a 2nd year teacher and teaches at the same school as her mom! She moved back home to take care of her ailing grandparents and needs our help! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Is There A *Right* Way To Send A Girl A Drink? Cause This Ain't It
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What Do You MEAN Kindergarteners Have A Dress Code?!
Little weird for a 5 year old to have a DRESS CODE, right? Why can't they show their shoulders?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Are Health Apps The New Horoscope?
His health apps are telling him he should be unstoppable...but is this basically the new hororscope? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, August 5
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, August 5
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, August 5
Help us give you a show you love! Will you please fill out this survey so we can get your feedback? http://bit.ly/thebertshow-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert Show Wants You To Get In On Our Most Morbid Idea EVER!
Have a dead parent? Wanna add them to our dead parent in heaven selfie? Email us at [email protected]! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ebuzz: Trending Now — Is There Trouble In Paradise For This Young A-List Couple?
080525 - EBUZZ FULL Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bert Show Youth Group’s Diss Tracks Drop TODAY! Click Here For Jackson & Mikey’s!
It's officially time for The Bert Show Youth Group to DROP their diss tracks! Whose feelings are about to get hurt? Jackson & Mikey’s are up today!The Bert Show Youth Group dropped their diss tracks! Which one was your favorite? Click HERE to vote! thebertshow.com/disstrack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.