The Bert Show

In honor of Cassie’s new ~unique~ living arrangements, Kristin is dedicating this dark side to her! Here's the dark side of...RV parks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let Moe’s lady tell it, he left her “to DIE” on Thanksgiving night while hanging out with his family! Did he read the signs wrong? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Abby went out on a first date with a man who confessed to being accused of a MAJOR crime! Would you be able to get past this? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her kid's friends' parents creep her out! How would you handle this? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Serena Williams Denies Rumor That She Bleached Her Skin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Messy Mikey is in a real pickle! Should he go to a country concert or The Bert Show Holiday Party? What would you do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to catch up with a former #SantaScaredStraight kid! Years ago, when she was five, we had to have Santa give her a call because she throat punched a little kid at school! Who did she turn out to be now that she's 13? Get the update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She had a low grade anxiety attack for 2 days straight and is still dealing with residual anxiety! Kristin breaks down why it happened and how she handled it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Billboard Apologizes To Taylor Swift After Including This Controversial Clip In A Video! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Bert’s enthusiasm for A.I. just that? Or is he getting commands from his android overlords to further the AI agenda? We’re going to find out with a Turing test! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He was so JEALOUS! But turns out it was all a lie…producer Rebecca officially comes clean about what she saw over the Thanksgiving break that made Bert green with envy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Poor lighting stopped Intern Ethan from finding the girl of his dreams! Can we help him find the girl at the club he had amazing chemistry with?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She's been dating a dude on-and-off who has run to the same girl every time they've taken a break! We tested him...did he send the other woman flowers?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today Bert is SUPER jealous of Producer Rebecca because she saw something he’s been dying to see for forever! How was it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is Abby becoming the person she hates the most around the holidays?! Here's why she's on a mission to change course! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Bert Show is playing Call Back Roulette! We'll each call someone important in our lives and hang up....who will call back FIRST? Find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He accidentally was the laughing stock of the family vacation after Moe decided to wear THIS to appease his lady! He’ll explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These Are The Cheesy Christmas Movies Worth Watching! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you remember drinking #MadDog? It's making a major comeback! Is it as bad as we remember? We found out with a live on air TASTE TEST! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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She had a mental breakdown in the middle of Thanksgiving in front of her entire family! Here's why Abby shattered a wine glass before dinner! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Bert Show's Secret Santa's annual tradition is going strong...it's a SHIT-SHOW! Here's everything that's already gone wrong before the Christmas party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did her Thanksgiving implode after her mom invited her brother's EX to dinner? We got the update! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She wanted to cut her son's new girlfriend from the holiday family photo! Was she able to convince her son to comply? Get the #TextingTutor update here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Traveling during a holiday is always tough, but did Moe really deserve to get YELLED at? He’ll explain what went down! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As the middle child Intern Brianna was raised way differently than her younger sister...can you relate to her story? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drake Claims Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” Is Defamatory In Court! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She just took her first trip in the RV she's been living in with her family! How did it go? Well, there was ONE major mishap…Cassie will tell you what happened when they parked next to a PRISON. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Producer Rebecca got a little too into the #Wicked spirit and accidentally dyed her skin GREEN for the movie! HOW LONG did that stain last?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bert experienced a big culture shock while in Argentina! He shares the things he saw and the people he KISSED while abroad! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Bert Show's College Football Bet is officially OVER! So, who will be singing the national anthem in front of a crowd? The answer may surprise you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Some people looked forward to hanging out with family over #Thanksgiving! Others got every square on Producer Jackson's Thanksgiving Bingo Card...how many squares did YOU knock off? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you too a victim of #BlackFriday? Bert got crushed big time...what did you buy? He shares his big purchase here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Need motivation but hate motivational speakers? We got you! Click here for your weekly dose of The Bert Show's #MondayMantra! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are You Holding Space For The Wicked Movie?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did The Bert Show crack the code on #Thanksgiving? Someone in studio certainly has a new unique tradition...guess who got TATTED over the break! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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What song is playing on repeat when you walk into hell? Can you relate to The Bert Show’s choices? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Help us settle this dumb debate! What days are odd and what days are even to you? Do you agree with our assessment? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A couple days ago, The Bert Show took a lot of shots at defective men. So, up today? The WOMEN have created a list of defective ladies that Bert and Moe will rank! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you're actually meant to be with somebody, is it ever too soon to move in together? Or is Abby’s brother moving in too soon?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

: What is your DREAM JOB? Is it on this list of random occupations Cassie found that seem too good to be true? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.