The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, March 24 [Vault]

Vault: The Most Ridiculous 911 Call You'll Ever Hear

Vault: The Babysitting Job That Went Completely Off the Rails

Vault: She Loves Him But Isn't Attracted to Him Anymore

Vault: Men Call In to Say What They Actually Find Attractive

Vault: For These Listeners, This Is the Weekend That Matters

Vault: How Long Would You Wait to Catch a Cheater?

Vault: Is Your Hobby a Hobby Or an Obsession?

Vault: We Can't Believe How Much Wedding Planning She's Done In 6 Weeks

Vault: We're Worried Our Favorite Traveling Couple Called It Quits

Vault: Listeners Share the Ink They're Still Stuck With

Vault: The Guys Try to Save Wendy From Herself

Vault: She Thinks The Guy She's Dating Is A Better Fit For Her Friend?!

Full Show PT 3: Monday, March 23 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Monday, March 23 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Monday, March 23 [Vault]

Vault: She's Searching For Her High School Sweetheart

Vault: We Helped Her Find A Date To Make Her Ex Jealous

Vault: These Men Had No Idea The Women They Were Dating Were Way Younger Than Them

Vault: Her Best Friend Was Secretly Texting Her Ex The Whole Time They Were Together

Vault: She Set Her Divorced Parents Up On A Blind Date, And It Didn't End Well

Vault: She Discovered Her Baby's New Name Was His Secret Ex-Fiancée's

Vault: She Won't Rest Until She's In A Video Game, And She's So Close

Vault: Are Employers Penalizing Women Who Want Children?

Vault: What Do You Do When Your Handyman Steals From You?

Vault: Bert Did WHAT To A Kid On The Playground?!

Vault: The Jonas Brothers Join The Show

Vault: These Women Were In Active Labor And Still Showed Up To Work Anyway?!

Full Show PT 3: Friday, March 20 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Friday, March 20 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Friday, March 20 [Vault]

Vault: One Man's Burger King Order Turned Into a Police Matter

Vault: Her Lifelong Crush on Olivia Newton-John Led to an Unforgettable Interview

Vault: T.I. Joins The Show

Vault: She's Playing Two Guys at Once and Needs Our Help

Vault: Martha Stewart Joins The Show

Vault: She Had A Tough Decision To Make. So Who Did She Fire?

Vault: Melissa Had An Awkward Experience at a Funeral and She's Finally Confessing

Vault: Listeners Expose the Moment the Show Went Too Far, and Why They're Still Hooked

Vault: Listen To This Woman Unleash a Savage Message on Her Ex

Vault: He Secretly Stalked a Sports Illustrated Model Online to See If She Was Taken

Full Show PT 3: Thursday, March 19 [Vault]

Full Show PT 2: Thursday, March 19 [Vault]

Full Show PT 1: Thursday, March 19 [Vault]

Vault: Wendy Shares The Anonymous Online Advice She Received

Vault: Jeff Saw A License Plate He Doesn't Think Should Be Legal

Vault: She Thinks Online Dating Is Pathetic…So Why Does She Keep Doing It?

Vault: How Can She Kick Out Her Roommate In Four Days?

Vault: You Won't Believe What Turned Up Inside These Haunted Houses

Vault: Fire The Struggling Single Mom Or The College Grad?