The Bert Show

Today we have a new President! We talk how we're feeling in this new political climate here.+ What's the weirdest thing your ex has ever texted you out of nowhere? After 6 months of no contact, Intern Sadie received the weirdest paragraph from my ex at 10 a.m! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do you know how hard it is to get expelled from preschool? Not so tough for Kristin’s kid after she almost got Baby Jimmy in some major trouble! She'll explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Talk The TikTok Ban Conspiracy Theories! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s going down THIS WEEK! Messy Mikey will be feeding Producer Rebecca her lines before her big opening standup at The Bert Show’s Improv night…how are the players feeling? They’ll tell you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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She saw the boyfriend of someone she knows online looking for a DOMINATRIX. Should she tell her or not?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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You love your partner, but there's that one thing they do that deeply bothers you. We want all the details! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Quick question: Do you have any body parts not attached to your body somewhere in your house? Bert wants to know! For reasons… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Does his kid have a STALKER? He received a letter in the mail from someone he believes is stalking his son...what would you do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How hard do you think you actually need to work to be successful? Let’s talk burnout and ambition! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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What is your DREAM JOB? Is it on this list of random occupations Cassie found that seem too good to be true? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is it disrespectful to come home in another man's hoodie after a cold night out? What do you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her husband slept with her sister to have a baby! How did she find out and what did she do?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is she an a*hole for not asking her friend to plan something to celebrate her own birthday? What do you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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She's convinced that her sister's husband married her JUST to get his US Citizenship. Can we help her prove it? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Producer Jackson sees other couples give each other New Year’s resolutions and he wants to do the same with his girlfriend. How should he do it without coming across as rude? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There’s someone in Intern Lamario's life who likes him a LOT. She’s amazing, sweet and smart. A perfect fit, right? So why can’t he bring himself to commit to her? He'll explain! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blake Lively Responds To Justin Baldoni’s New Lawsuit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He's 18 years old with a full time job! What's he doing? Recording his mom for her #OnlyFans page!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Would Cassie be an a-hole if she demanded her kid's school cut it out with the sugary treats?! What say you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He did what she asked. He just didn’t do it the way SHE wanted him to! So, she’s calling him out for his incompetence. Is she right or wrong? Let’s debate! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We Talk Justin Baldoni’s Ex Publicist Who May Have Made His Lawsuit Possible! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her friend is dating a married man and asked for our help to try and break them up! WELL, she wasn’t so happy about that! They’re BOTH on the line today…and it got worse! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Her boyfriend is a huge flirt but claims it's harmless! Is it OK to flirt when you're in a longterm relationship? What say you? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The College Football National Championship is looming and a listener from Ohio wants all #ATLiens to heed her warning! Here’s what to expect when the rowdy Ohio State fans enter Atlanta! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s time to play another round of Lose Bert's MONEY! Do you know the answer to his superficial trivia question for cash? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is This The Cringiest Excerpt From Justin Baldoni’s Bombshell New Lawsuit? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She got rejected from a job after they found out her recommendation letter was written by AI! Was it justified? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

These guys were caught groping a statue but it's their reason WHY that landed them Kristin’s #BadTake of the week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Justin Baldoni Is Suing Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds For $400 Million! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plead The Fifth Is BACK! Kristin is in the hot seat…will she answer every uncomfy question the cast throws at her? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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She needed our help reconnecting with a guy she ditched a year and a half ago...we think we found him. Are we right? Find out HERE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is it weird that they’ve never exchanged anniversary gifts? What do you think? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brad Pitt Responds To French Woman Scammed By His AI Likeness Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So…what’s the consensus? To hold the pee-pee or not to hold the pee-pee? Kristin shares her DMs after her bathroom behavior reveal yesterday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

AI already knows too much...does it have the power to draw our soulmates just from a ChatGPT prompt? (AI disclosure: the art for this episode was created by AI based on prompts of the physical attributes of Kristin's soulmate). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Abby paid a psychic on etsy to draw her her SOULMATE and predict how they'll first meet! She shares the results here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The FDA has OFFICIALLY banned this problematic ingredient found in thousands of food products in America! Is it too little too late? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She decided to put herself in men's shoes with modern dating...and THIS is what happened! Spoiler alert: it did not go well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.