Funeral Mistresses, Air Bud Tragedy & A Quadruple-Amputee Cornhole Killer - EP. 615
Brian Beckner and Ed Daly return with another wildly unfiltered episode, covering everything from bizarre funeral services and celebrity lawsuits to dead actors, sports insanity, and one of the most unbelievable crime stories you’ll ever hear. Plus: Tiger Woods chaos, fake moon landing debates, and a deep dive into questionable life choices across the board.
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Show Notes
️ Timestamps
00:00 – Show Intro & Patreon Plug
Brian and Ed kick things off, reflect on doing video, and remind listeners about bonus Patreon content.
03:00 – The “Funeral Mistress” Service
A bizarre California service hires women to pose as mistresses at funerals—because grief isn’t messy enough already.
06:30 – Dove Releases & Funeral Stories
A funeral anecdote leads to a strange realization about dove handlers… and a disturbing follow-up.
️ RIP Segment (Who Died This Week)
10:30 – James Tolkan (Back to the Future / Top Gun)
Iconic authority figure actor remembered.
13:30 – Barrett Robbins (Former Raiders Center)
Infamous for going AWOL before the Super Bowl.
16:00 – Valerie Perrine (Superman)
Discussion of her role and old-school Hollywood.
20:00 – Air Bud Creator Kevin DiCicco
From teaching a dog to dunk… to dying broke.
25:00 – Mary Beth Hurt & “The World According to Garp” Rant
Brian unloads on the book/movie.
30:00 – Matador Killed by a Bull
You mess with the bull…
33:00 – Influencer Death Trend
Another young influencer dies—raising questions about the “influencer lifestyle.”
Sports Talk (Sort Of)
38:00 – NCAA Championship & Aging Eyes
Discussion turns into reading glasses and getting old.
45:00 – Quadruple-Amputee Cornhole Player Charged with Murder
One of the wildest crime stories imaginable.
52:00 – Moon Landing Debate
Greg McElroy thinks it’s fake—Brian and Ed weigh in.
58:00 – Dan Orlovsky Emotional Moment
A heartfelt (and tear-inducing) sports clip.
1:02:00 – Shaq & Sabrina Carpenter Rumor
Did Shaq really pitch “fart cologne”?
1:06:00 – Tiger Woods Crash Update
Another incident raises serious concerns.
1:10:00 – Caleb Williams “Iceman” Controversy
You can’t give yourself a nickname.
1:14:00 – NYC Embezzlement Story
$3M stolen… spent on WWE tickets.
Listener Voicemail
1:20:00 – Katie Shady vs. Afroman
Venue politics, small-town drama, and a missed opportunity for greatness.
Patreon Tease
1:28:00 – Identical Twins Paternity Case
A woman sleeps with twins—now no one knows who the father is.
Non-Sports News
1:30:00 – Orgasmic Meditation Cult Leader Sentenced
Brian recounts his own bizarre “breathwork” experience.
1:40:00 – Congressional Candidate’s Porn Downloads
A very specific (and questionable) taste.
1:45:00 – Rob Schneider Wants the Draft Back
Yes, seriously.
1:48:00 – Woman Marries a River
And somehow keeps the romance alive.
Key Takeaways
- There’s apparently a market for funeral drama enhancements
- Air Bud’s legacy is darker than expected
- You should never name yourself “Iceman”
- Identical twins create unsolvable problems
- And most importantly…
Don’t illegally download porn when it’s already free
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️ Keywords
Comedy Podcast, Sports Humor, Pop Culture, Weird News, NFL, NCAA, Celebrity Deaths, True Crime, Satire
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