The Amish Inquisition Podcast

The one where Ben counts his sins, Matt makes a urine crystal necklace and Phil takes the auspices. Other topics include but are not limited to... Slimming World, Lactose tolerance, Graham Hancock, The Younger Dryas, Overkill Hypothesis, Pyramids, Gobekli Tepi, Game Of Thrones, Planned Obsolescence, Invention of Chess, Circumcision, Haruspex, Oracle at Delphi, Mene Mene Tekel Yufarshin, General Harpagus, St.George, Hobbit People, John Rhys-Davies, Climate Change, Geckos and Urine Crystals.... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben gets beaten as a child, Matt plays the black olive trick and Phil channels Yevgeny from Sarajevo. Other topics include but are not limited to... Earth Day, Council of Nicea, Extintion Rebellion, Lil Dicky, Foreign Aid, Charity, Adarol, Eurovision, Porn Legislation, Bitcoin, The Silk Road, Sri Lanka, Jurassic Park, John Williams, and Monopolies.... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben gets mistaken for Ricky Gervais, Matt holds the door and Phil give Julian Assange a Vitamin D injection. Other topics include but are not limited to... Hayfever, 5G, Ali Baba, Infertility, Julian Assange, Ndubz, JC Superstar, Robert Peston, Jonathan Pye, The Curious Orange, The 1%, Millennials, Democracy, Organ Donors and Game Of Thrones. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben reveals a family tradition, Matt hasn't peaked yet and Phil chunks a melon. Other topics include but are not limited to... TV License vans, Chinese toilets, The Wuzzles, Glass, Michael Douglas' Insta, Sean Connery, Graham Hancock, Aliens, Sigourney Weaver, Renting video games, Fortnite, The price of 'skins', Geekermon, Neo Geo, Huel, BBQ, Working away, Conflict minerals and Ethical smartphones. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected] Check out Geekermon's YouTube channel here...https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXDSzvLJW3n83ed48o1RW1g

The one where Ben looks for Gravity's Rainbow, Matt has a '5 Matt Holiday' and Phil jumps dimensions via the power of The Floss. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Dan parachutes into Amish HQ and trips his balls off, Ben joins the Papua New Guinea Semen Cult, Matt reveals the wonders of all-purpose spice and Phil rejects the Bread of Shame. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben qualifies for the Olympics, Matt bakes a gay cake and Phil digs out his shell suit. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben deflowers a potato, Matt has his phone tapped and Phil has a rumbly in his tumbly. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Raymund Jetsquash car shares over to Amish HQ armed with baked goods, Ben channels The Cookie Monster, Matt ruptures the Space-time Continuum and Phil demonstrates the fruits of studying GCSE for two years...bonne huit. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben drops some mad beats, Matt samples some South African cuisine and Phil channels Meg Ryan circa 1986. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben's pole is migrating to Russia, Matt is stricken with roid-rage and Phil delivers a potty training tutorial. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Joe ascends mount Amish for this special episode, Ben explains Stealth Technology, Matt goes native and Phil gets a bouncy shag. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) Support Joe's sponsored climb here....https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rebecca-pearson24Support @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Dan The Millennial hoverboards into Amish HQ to slander Gandhi and profess his love for Mikhaila Peterson, Ben demonstrates his comprehensive knowledge of celebrity dildos, Matt sends Skinners Rats round to deal with a noisy neighbour and Phil gears up for Jihad against Social Media. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Online Chemistry Teacher Steve drops by Amish HQ to confirm the earth is round, Ben becomes The Little Spoon, Matt considers going Teetotal and Phil pitches a tent during an English lesson. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected] Follow the Online Chemistry Tutor here.... http://www.onlinechemistrytutor.net/ @onlinechemtutor

The one where Ben has his ring raided, Matt is on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan and Phil carries Krang back to the Technodrome. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben has an aneurysm, Matt explains the sex cup and Phil runs a tight ship. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben deconstructs the news media, Matt turns a profit on a Wii Fit and Phil becomes a member of the Aristocracy. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Steve choppers in to Amish HQ to drop some chemistry bombs, Ben rearranges his molecules, Matt joins The Temperance Movement and Phil becomes an Alchemist. http://www.onlinechemistrytutor.net/ @onlinechemtutor @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben packs his gilets jaunes, Matt asks his wife to 'do it doucement' and Phil pulls a tracking device out of his nose. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben has his prostate milked by Thanos, Matt's mum has a damp box and Phil solves the Riddle of the Sphincter. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben laments his telegraph pole, Matt 'comes out' as a Communist and Phil defends a song about date rape. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Steve drops into Amish HQ with the produce of his plums, Ben has a white light error, Matt finds an old newspaper that isn't polarity conscious and Phil gets sloppy with a hippo. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben passes the Fake Taxi, Matt experiences some mild peril and Phil exorcises his fear of Skeletor. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Ben gets a grip of the best boy, Matt makes a murderer and Phil goes full nerd. Find us here..Follow, like, subscribe, review, stalk, slander, spam etc @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where a bunged-up Bolt phones in to deliver a steaming pile of quiz, Ben takes stock of his career choices, Matt is home alone with the pigeon lady, Phil explains his fetish for tiled hearths and Mark The IT Guy makes his first appearance in the description section of this podcast. Find us here..Follow, like, subscribe, review, stalk, slander, spam etc @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA [email protected]

The one where Phil G drops by Amish HQ to share his experience as a recovering conspiracy theorist, Ben goes 'trick or treating', Matt breaks the fourth wall and Phil turns Klingon. @Amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

The one where Ben exhalts the properties of brass door furniture, Matt admires Gok Wans massive lever and Phil tries to palm off an unwanted chicken. The boys also play a game of Reality TV Celebrity Deathmatch. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

The one where Ben counts the lightning, Matt gives up social media (sort of) and Phil mixes the grape and the grain. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

The one where Ben psychologically scars a car-radio thief for life, Matt gets some careers advice and Phil momentarily turns Jamaican. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

The one where Bens genitals are possessed by a phantom dildo, Matt buys some childs shoes and Phil gets microaggressive. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

The one where Ben prepares his cosplay for comic-con, Matt wife crushes upcycler dreams and Phil goes berxerxes. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

The one where Ben loses it with The Feminists, Matt confesses to being a curtain twitcher and Phil's been pushing too many pencils for the CIA. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA @amishinqpodcast Apologies for the recording quality during the phone-in, Amish-Phil dropped the ball.

The one where Ben is completing his training on Dagobah, Matt receives a 'shake down', and Phil uses The Iron Fist to unblock a toilet. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA @amishinqpodcast

The one where Bolt phones-in for a quizbang, Ben sterilizes himself with a Georgia Guidestone, Matt drops some Map Conspiracy Theory and Phil underestimates an old person. (Featuring guest vocals from Bolt Uprite) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA @amishinqpodcast

The one where former NBA star Scott parachutes into Amish HQ to drop some Pyramid knowledge and share his experience coaching in the Premier League, Ben models his new solar-flares, Matt is on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan and we discover that Phil prefers to experience his rain-noises orally.

The one where Ben is at Green Man Festival, Matt reveals his shopping pet-peeves and Phil mixes up his old translating stones. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

The one where Ben somehow resists the Flaps of Jack, Matt reflects on the semiological intricasies of the oeuvre that is Deadpool 2 and Phil discovers his DNA ancestry. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

The one where Tom drops into Amish HQ to fill Bens shoes and reveal his darkest fantasy, Ben is behind enemy lines, Matt objectifies Vulcan women, Phil enlists in The Sacred Band and Bolt Upright phones-in via the wonder of satellite technology.

The one where Ben exploits Alexa's backdoor, Matt freezes his liver and Phil gets ground into meal by Hamlet's Mill.

The one where Ben worships The Unholy Trinity, Matt reveals his recipe for the perfect Meatzza and Phil solves the Irish border question.

The one where Ben bums Elon, Matt loses his knickers and Phil channels the power of 432.

England vs Croatia World Cup Semi Final

The one where Ben has a visit from the camping fairy, Matt sneaks behind the Iron Curtain and Phil goes 'Low carb'.

The one where Ben astounds you with his dense population, Matt walks the dead and Phil has a caravan complex.

The one where Joe drops by Amish HQ, Ben breaks down the order of Time, Matt moves to a Norwegian prison farm and Phil gets annihilated by a Singularity.

The one where Ben describes his recent near-death experience, Matt some drops some knowledge of female anatomy and Phil spots a glitch in The Matrix.

The one where Ben is AWOL, Matt reveals a childhood trauma and Phil relives the birth of his Thespian career.

The one where Ben learns about Tromboning, Matt reveals his hatred of Jacob Rees-Mogg and Phil has a near-Titmarsh experience.

The one where Ben gets 'red-pilled' by Phil Collins, Matt reveals his dick drawbridge and Phil sees the writing on the wall.

The one where Tom pops into Amish HQ to share his experience of living in Korea and drops some pure knowledge of 80s/90s pop culture, Ben rubs the lotion on its skin, Matt gets chased by Mormons and Phil gets trapped under a floor.