The Adam Friedland Show

Its uh, an episode of the podcast. JP McDade is the guest. We talk for about an hour or some shit like that i thinkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

My blood brother Jake Flores joins us to talk about how Adam and Stav replaced him as my best friend after he decided to move to Bushwick to be cool and fuck bike girlsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wide dick will joins us again to chat about star trek. What’s that? This episode is late you say? Actually, it’s not asshole. It’s called time zones and maybe I’m on god damn vacation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The first ever Cum Town Live show at Caroline’s on Broadway. It’s basically the same format as Funny Moms (the live show we put up on Patreon) except I booked it and it’s at Carolines so we use the name of the podcast instead of the name of Adam’s gay asSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We have sex with each other on the show as a joke for valentines day. Get it. Like were dating haha. But its jsut a joke. It’s okay to suck off your friends if you’re doing it in a funny waySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Funny Moms favorite and Bronx favorite and Brooklyn Favorite and New York favorite Petey Dat Boy DeAbreu joins us and we prove once and for all that the podcast isn’t racist.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

BDF Big dick felix joins us and we try to remember Oz and why it was bad, and we talk about why prison wouldn’t be that scary for guys like us. I’m still dying btw. I can’t breathe. This is the end. Remember me as a broadcaster. Goodnight and good luck.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I almost passed out during this one, luckily the boys kept things going with wrestling chat that I couldn’t partcipate in due to both ignorance and medical problems. Please remember me as a Lenny Bruce type or maybe Carlin, thanks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We go real deep into the latest era of Seagal movies, And we have a sponsor now. Please give me feedback on the fact that we have ads now. Make sure to get mad at me about it. The premium episodes will always be ad free if it bothers you. I’m tired of evSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We go in hard on Compound Media for kicking us out of the Anthony Cumia studios. Adam will personally fight any of the Staten Island salami-mongoloids that pay their billsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chapo Genius and all around good boy Wide Dick Willy Menaker joins us as we watch She’s All That and slowly come to the realization that the TV is going to destroy the podcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I guess Brandon invited himself on the podcast again. I was too busy making smoothies to pay attention during this one. I’m sure he brought up some idiot vine star that a man his age (32) shouldn’t be obsessing over, ironically or otherwise.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We almost didn’t have an episode this week after I forgot to upload the podcast because I got really into Sicario. That movie is tight. It reminds me of my own experiences, as a tier one operator. I was also in 9/11. Merry Christmas everyone.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s my birthday. Or it was my birthday. I’m old now, and I’m sick. And children have to respect me. And I’m allowed to be racist now because I’m old and I beat the Nazis.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We covered a lot on this one. Lindy West. The new Apple products. Lindy again. I got a macbook. I really hate lindy. What the fuck is the Apple Watch anyways? It should be like one of those novelty clocks where every number just says “im gay”See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Coming hot off a poorly received premium episode, the boys save face by getting back to basics.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I guess Adam and Stav don’t know who Chris-Chan is somehow so I explain that to them for about 20 minutes or so. I don’t know how anyone could not know who Chris Chan is. I got mad at myself early on for fucking up and not being able to remember a lot ofSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As the Patreon gets closer to $5000, Adam’s days are numbered. We make him defend his position on the podcast by doing another episode where I try to remember the plot of certain movies and inevitably get a detail wrong that belies my own racism.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys offer a big huge yas queen congrats to the slay queen herself who’s going to inspire little girls everywhere to be yas queens. Actually its mostly the kind of drunken political commentary you can hear in the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube. Adam geSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We get into some scientific stuff in this one. Ever hear of Bill Nye? Well imagine if he fucked. That’s basically what this show is. about.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I had to take a minute to cover some controversy that happened this week on facebook. I don’t want to get into specifics but let’s just say it involved a guy who may or may not be related to Seth Dickfield. Adam and stav wanted to bully me out of talkingSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After a week long hiatus the crew is back and it hasn’t been a long enough vacation. Wardell joins us and screams into the microphone making it very hard to edit this episode. But its online now. We talk about a lot of the same stuff we’ve already covereSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is the David Cross episode. David Cross was the guest. Yes for real. No it’s not a character. The real David Cross came on the show. We really broke comedy down with him, pro style. Solid interview. And its a day early because last weeks episode wasSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sorry for the delay everyone, i was actually busy at uh, the black people matter protests. I was protesting for black people so I didn’t have time to upload this one, which was also delayed because Kurt Metzger rescheduled. Amber Frost (of the Baffler anSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

(PLEASE REDOWNLOAD) Well this one’s jammed packed with content folks. Jim Norton joined us for the first half, but then the second half of his episode got fucked up when I forgot to change the batteries in the four track. So our good friend Felix of ChapSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The 8th episode. We get really, really deep into this whole Brexit thing. Really insightful takes about Jeremy Corvair and Johnathan Primbles or whoever. And the guy with the hair. We had to use a conference room so theres an echo that makes this one almSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our biggest celeb get yet: the entire cast of Austin Powers joins us to discuss online harassment after Jim Norton cancelled when he found out the name of the podcast. We discuss this elusive Dickfield character. And I think we mention that new IndependeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The boys hold a special session, same as our usual time, to discuss the damn news this week. Adam returns, and he’s not as bad this time.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ive had to type out this description nine times because the podcast host is fucked up and wont upload the episode and I’m not typing it out again. Bonnie was on, shes great. I want to go to sleepSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After some trouble in paradise, Adam is left as the only Cum Boy. Dickfield has a medical emergency, and Adam meets Dickfield’s very outspoken cousin. Will Cum Town ever be the same? Find out on the final episode of America’s Most Beloved PodcastSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dan Soder (@DanSoder) is our first bonafide guest. He’s got a real radio show on Sirius XM (the Bonfire), and he’s on television folks (Billions, Showtime), but you can tell from our friendly rapport that he considers both me and Stav to be contemporarieSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.