The 40k Badcast

Hoo boy. The fellas return after a month hiatus, and their time off has clearly addled their brains. Things immediately go off the rails as Dan demands to actually talk about Warhammer 40,000 (what?!). Then, thihngs truly get wild. Topics include: werewolf boyfriends, saying Notann to Votann, the Vorelord Titan, and various media suppositories. Additionally Campbell introduces perhaps the dumbest segment possible, and then immediately follows it up by giving Dan a glance at The World That Was. Truly unhinged. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Howdy friends! Dan was super sick during the recording of this show, so it appropriately went off the rails quick and pretty much stayed there. However, our two idiot hosts managed to chat about butts, faces, and a disappointing lack of gargants. Also, they randomly create the most terrifying mutant of all time and then immediately give him the dumbest name possible. Classic! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

What's this?! Another Badcast?! O frabjurous day, caloo calay! In this double-wide, extra-thicc, girth-maxxed episode, Dan and Cam resolve last year's resolutions, make a bunch of new ones, and get a little silly on the way. Why is this one two hours long? Because Dan drank a 12% tallboy, that's why. Enjoy! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Could we have named this episode "Gregor Eisenbong"? Yes. Such are the rich veins of jokes you'll find here, on the 40k Badcast! Included in this totally-free, no ads episode are such other jokes like Kharn the Bogart, a discussion regarding the theoretical friendship between Trazyn the Infinite and Indiana Jones, and a whole lotta lasagna. Also, Campbell totally misreads the Irish Republican movement and Dan actually, litteraly, for real for real teaches people how to perform a gravity bong. Live! Laugh! Learn. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Hello, dear listener! This episode got cut short because Campbell had to meet a "friend" for "dinner". So mostly it's Dan talking about his experience at the 2023 Chaos Cup! But don't worry, it's still full of that piquant badcast flavor you've come to know and love. Also Dan get's Campbell with an "It's Been" which hasn't happened in months! Hell yeah! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Hope y'all got a long drive or something queued up, because this one's big! Cam and Dan talk multi-level crossbows, both greiving and reiving, and nasty-ass farts. Also, Campbell doesn't know what dogs are, and Dan once again gets mad about relative humidity. Look, it's a bad stat. This post brought to you by Dew Point Gang. Bottom text. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Hello again, friends! Right this way for a fresh and hot 40k Badcast episode! Inside you'll find a 12-gallon toilet, the much-anticipated sequel to English, and something called "the ol' spicy pumpkin". Ominous! Also, there are reports of a brand new 30-second "stinger", so be on the lookout for that. Is it even a stinger if it's 30 seconds long? Who knows?! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Oh, hell yes! The Badcast has returned with another episode, fresh from the oven! NO! Don't touch it! It's too hot! You gotta let it cool for 5-10 minutes. Sheesh. Anyways, in this episode we ask: - What, precisely, is an ass-pull? - What is the most well-known bay in the world? - And who exactly is the nefarious figure known as...Doggy Daddy?! The fellas even talk about Warhammer 40,000 in this one which honestly seems like some sort of mistake. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Well, the bois done did it again! Dan and Cam both attended this year's NOVA Open, and boy howdy, do they have a lot to talk about. Learn, with great detail, about where they went to dinner each night! Experience an extremely awkward public meltdown! And hear about which faction both bois can't stand in 40k right now (it's Eldar)! Also, which one did better in the GT? The trash goblin who got bodied by big bullies in Tacoma? Or the former GT champion and world's foremost Raven Guard player? Tune in to find out! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Did you know that if you went to NOVA Open 2023, you could have seen your favorite bois LIVE and IN PERSON?! It'a true! In this show, the fellas are recording live in front of a real and surprisingly large crowd in Washington, DC. Is the audio great? Not really. But are the vibes good? Pal, they're impeccable. This time around, Dan and Cam review the NOVA preview event, take live WMDKs, and ask the real hard hitting questions: "Are we talkin' 'bout fuckin' gazongas?" Truly the hard-hitting journalism you come here for. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Hear ye, hear ye! The Baddest bois of them all, Dan and Campbell, will be hosting a LIVE Badcast recording at this year's NOVA Open gaming convention in Washington DC! At the same hotel Reagan got shot at! Did anyone think this was a good idea? Who's letting them get away with this shit? Where's Jodie Foster in all of this?! Go here to register: https://tabletop.events/conventions/nova-open-2023/schedule/463 See you at NOVA!

Summer's on the way out, but the Badcast bois are busting down your door on their way in with a hot and fresh show for you to gobble up like the little ripper you are! This time the fellas talk ork genitalia (again), 40k bumper stickers, and whether or not it's worth it to paint for other people! This one's chock full of bits, so make sure those dentures are firmly attached! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

After a short summer break, the bois are back with another episode! This time, Dan and Cam break down what they've been up to in the last month or so. Spoiler: it's a lot of gaming! Tune in to find out just how bad at 40k and Blood Bowl they really are! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

There's "dad" and "dumpster" in the title, so you know what that means! Campbell's old man returns to the show to settle an old score: that one time Campbell didn't do his homework! Truly, what a disappointing child. Also in this episode: Fusili Fusiliers, hittin' that Imperial backboard, and an intro to 40k 10th edition! Wait, one of those things is actually helpful! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY PODCASTERS?! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

We're baaaaaaack! The 40k Badcast is running ON SCHEDULE these days, and that is truly something to behold! This time the fellas are breakin' up the Campbell Ramble, introducing a brand new Primarch: Konrad Buzz, and saying "special balls" a whole lot. SOUNDS FASCINATING! LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN (please) https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Da bois are back with a brand new Badcast! In this one, they delve deep into 10th edition salt, Thank John Blanche for an incredible career, and do what they do best: talk about Necromunda in their 40k podcast! What's old is new again! Time is a flat circle and all that horse shit! LISTEN!!! OR DON'T!!! WE'RE NOT YOUR DADS!!! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

The boys have returned, and their joined a by a guest host: Campbell's Very Sad Tummy! While the CVST has been only a sometime contributor to the show, it's had a large impact on both Campbell's and Dan's personal lives. Also, we meet Camstaw Wunnew, Campbell treats us to his rap skills, and we all ponder a tepid skull. Hell yeah! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

In what is almost certainly our longest episode ever, Dan and Cam go a little nuts! They talk WH Fest reveals, how to survive the wait for a new edition, and what to do when some jerk brings warm beer over for a game. We're not advocating for violence, but the honorable thing would have been for the guy to commit seppuku. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Dan is at his in-law's while publishing this, so who knows if it will work?! He's also on his laptop, so will it sound good? Tune in to find out! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

The bois are back from Chicago, and they're full of beef, beer, and stories about grumpy old men playing tabletop games! And for once, Dan isn't the grumpy old man! What a world we live in! Tune in to hear exciting tales of going to bed at 9 PM, riding on a bus, and standing in the cold! With a tagline like that, how could you NOT listen?! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Do you like BIG LEAVES?! Then do we have the podcast for you! In this episode, Dan and Cam talk about CRUSHING your backlog, their favorite LITTLE GUYS, and a feverish fantasy about being a caterpillar! What? No, you're weird! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

y'all are gonna chuckle so hard, i'm honestly envious https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

The show has returned. Here are some rejected episode titles: walk into the god damn sea, brother; cake-dia stands; desperately trying to bust a nut. Think on those. Or don't. I'm not your dad. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

It's 2023, and the boys are back with more tabletop gaming nonsense! In this episode, Dan learns a new slur, the secret project is finally revealed, and the fellas talk Adepticon 2023! Are either of them playing 40k at Adepticon? No! Then how is this still a 40k podcast? Shut up! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

merry christmas, ya filthy animals https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

The fellas went down to the freezing desert of New Mexico to play in the first ever 40k Grand Narrative! Dan's body betrayed him, and Campbell almost ended up living out his days in the Devner Airport! And that was before they even got there! Only one way this thing could go, right? https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

It's that time again, sweet listeners! Dan and Campbell are off to New Mexico for the GW Grand narrative, and they've got plenty to talk about with what they're bringing and why/ Additionally, they talk where and why to put your hobby energy, Campbell shoots his shot just a tad too early, and Dan evaluates what he knows about Campbell's "bag of tricks". They've been friends for a long time, but is this the episode where they finally split? (No, it is not.) Tune in to find out! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

Aw, hell yeah, bro/sis/sib! The fellas have once again rode out of the mists to grace your lovely ears with yet another fresh, hot, and juicy 40k Badcast. Stuff they talk about in this show include going to therapy, a better name for the ASOIAF miniatures game, and how the urge to actually play these dumb games waxes and wanes, much like the tides. Also, Dan keeps talking about a thing they'll talk about alter, but they never do because they went way long! What a couple of turds. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

big news! we're a battletech podcast now. you can thank campbell's childhood best friend or whatever. additionally, dan finally influences some nuance, and we urge you to cum on and feel the snoize. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected]

It's exactly what you think it is. Other topics include a request from Dan, a bitchmade blue baby, atomizing amphibians, asmegma astartes, the Bone Brothers, and double thicc rope. What the fuck even is this podcast? https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

They did it! After 3 years of no NOVA Open (4 for Campbell), the fellas made their final pilgrimage to Crystal City for the 2022 NOVA Open! Inside this episode, Dan is a brain genius, Campbell won't shut up about how tired he is, and a local Italian Deli wins every event at the con in a surprising upset! Join us for a chat about friends, beers, and playing way too much warhammer! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

It's NOVA Open season! The bois are back to talk about what they've been up to pre-NOVA, what's happening at the con, and what went on with the GW preview event on Wednesday night! Was an entire Votann army box taped under their chairs? Tune in to find out! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

You'll be surprised, but the jerks do an actually cool segment this episode: they review the White Dwarf issues from their birth months! Other topics include: fresh from the shit factory, peanut butter bolognese, johnny scissorhands, and forces man toes. Gross. as mentioned, donate here to help make the USA suck a little bit less: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

the 40k badcast host brain: no drag (perfectly smooth), all vibes https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

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aww hell yeah the bois are back! topics include: meaty weeds ball peen pete big cum's bean hole let he who has not scored pass the first stone https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

It's back! Talking points in this episode include Hyenussy, the Ass Wastes, Dan's shithead cat, snakeboobs, a whole grip of vein puns, gettin' stilty, and hyper-local bullshit. Enjoy! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

Holy smokes, the bois are back from their 2-month hiatus! O frabjous day, caloo calay! Amazingly, they didn't talk about Squats. Absolutely shameful. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

There's a common throughline in this episode: the "good old days" were, in fact, not good. Sheesh? Remember challenges? Ugh. Be glad that it's 9th edition and not 6th, everyone. That shit was dire. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kBadcast/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

Alternate episode titles include: "sorry, italian-american listeners", "the walking meme-regurgitator", "the unending battle for fake internet clout", "does perturabo use the gamer word?", "would lorgar make a terrible youth pastor? yes", and "ruthless potlucking" Enjoy the show! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kBadcast/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah new episode blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Dan does something mean/obstinate blah blah blah blah blah blah Campbell doesn't have his life together blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah they actually have a worthwhile segment for once. Blah. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kBadcast/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

Dan lost his editing notes during a power outage yesterday, so no description jokes this time, horndogs! Who knows what they talked about? Probably warhammer, tbh. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kBadcast/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

It's the shortest day of the year, so why not plop down and listen to one of our longest episodes yet?! In this one, Dan gets sicker by the minute while he talks about the US Open Final, and Campbell introduces the 2021 Badcast Holliday Gift Guide! Half of which isn't nonsense! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kBadcast/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

Remember y'all, you don't stop Waaaghin' until you start poggin'. In this episode, Dan screams into the void, the fellas take sides in the canned soup brand wars, and Campbell spectacularly fucks up a simple joke. Like, he really fucked it up. He's reached new heights of failing at doing something easy. Also, the bois unleash their feelings about dogs (get it?), and boy howdy are they gonna get shit from dog owners. Whatever. Fuck them. Not the dogs. The dogs are great. But their owners? Nah, bruh. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kBadcast/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

Do you have a 12-foot-tall skeleton in your yard? Are you dragging your feet to take it down because A) why take it down? It's fucking rad, and B) you've got nothing to listen to while you pull out the ladder to get it and it's 6 friends off your roof? Well, dear listener, do we have the solution for you! Howabout a 2-hour dose of the baddest bois in the biz? Better than a hot cup of apple cider, I'd say! Anyways, this time the fellas talk donuts, Primaris Bazongas, and tell their listening audience to go jump in a lake! Don't be mad, they deserve it. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kBadcast/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

Y'all, this episode is so long. If you start it on a Wednesday, you won't finish it until that same Wednesday, but like two hours later. Crazy, right? Anyways, in this show, the fellas argue about Kill Team, Dan talks about his big win in the Big Easy, and everyone loses their shit over Grimaldus, but can they really be blamed for that last one? No jury would convict! https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kBadcast/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/

Rejoice, Horndogs, because the Badcast is BACK, BAY BAY! This time, Dan rumages through his basement, Campbellonce again paints entire starter boxes of minis, and the fellas realize that this episode is Oops, All Faith! Hallelujah! Additionally, we've started a new charity challenge for listeners: Donate $50 or more to the Texas Equal Access Fund and send a screenshot of the donation along with your name and mailing address to [email protected], and we will send you a set of Badcast objectives! Donate at https://teafund.org/!

It's been (ha!) 2 long years since anyone on the Badcast has made it to an event, but they finally went and did it. The fellas talk about their experiences at the GHO Narrative Crusade over Labor Day this year, and rejoice in actually being in the same room together for the 1st time since March of 2019. Truly a blessed occasion. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kBadcast/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/ BRAND NEW BADCAST YOUTUBE CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdmo-90Y_GtBQ15oqBmOY-Q

Brevity is the soul of wit, which is why this episode is 126 minutes long. In it, Dan hates semantics, we get bad news, followed immediately by good news, and the most important name generator bit of all time. Also, the fellas wade into the discourse with some icy hot takes such as, "Shut the fuck up." Titillating stuff. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kBadcast/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/ James Hewitt's post about working for GW: https://lagoon83.medium.com/working-at-games-workshop-the-nuanced-version-edda9ffb1237

We made it! Incredibly, these two bobble-headed dipshits actually done did it! Sometimes we get mail telling us that listeners like longer episodes, so we hope you like this one, because it's TITANIC. In it, Dan vomits on air, everybody loves two-handers (if you know what I am saying), and our new favorite type of squig is revealed, Squig Chungus. Also, stick around for the interview with Black library author Mike Brooks! He's really cool! Way cooler than you, but let's be honest, that's a low bar to clear. https://twitter.com/DB_Sleazy https://twitter.com/BrotherSRM https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://shop.spreadshirt.com/40kBadcast/ [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/40kBadcast/