Ten Pence Arcade Podcast V2.0

(SH) Victor is off this month watering his new plants in Glasgow, so I’m joined by a guest. Who you may ask? It’s only Paul Driscoll, AKA The Drisk, that’s who. Paul’s encyclopedic knowledge of gaming has put him in good stead to found the University Of Reet Good Gaming in Central Birmingham. 1000s of students from all across Bartley Green have flocked to the university to listen to Mr. Drisk do some spiel about ancient pixel history and to be learnt right up. Apologies folks: some, if not all, of that last paragraph may contain factual discrepancies, inconsistencies, and downright lies. I get carried away sometimes. But Paul IS on the show though. So get listening, b!tches!

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE Hill men making horses with chalk and that. 473 Course meals. Things that fire arrows – a blunderbus. Pink boob jam biscuits. Posh round rings. Massive foot on a motorbike. LEAFLET-OHS! Wiggly bum Tazzmania. Fridge lollies / orange flavour lettuces.

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Eels in a bag Titanium paper aeroplanes Shaun Loading an 8 bit computer with his gob Copy n Pasting Ninjas “There’s loads of fruits”

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE This podcast is full of cocoa bonkers. Toilet duck chocolate. Fridge podcast studio. Clampy Lamp MADNESS. People soup. Ear biscuits. Too slow – Turbos show. PIXEL IRRITANT

DISCUSSED IN THIS EPISODE: Yellow belts and a nice crimplene high waisted pair of slacks. No crabs. GLOVE BOXES ARE A LIE!!!

Listen to old ‘Moon Hands’ and ‘The Blue Claw’ rabbit on about arcade games as well as biscuits and other guff…

Frenzy – A slanted take on Berzerk, perhaps?

Joust is a true oddity in arcade history. It’s a bit like Flappy Bird but not quite as good. “Line up against that wall, Holley” said the members of the Joust-Is-Ace Firing Squad Division

Matt's favourite game ;)

One of these games could've been the inspiration for Bomber Man. The other one could've been the inspiration for people vomiting on roller coasters.

A spin-off from the Raiden series.

Bizarre single screen cowboy game with added otters.

This month’s “features” – 1000 Family Circle Biscuit tins for a Centipede cabaret? Rubbish singing Double tap button B = custard cream Triple tap button B = hobnob The deep chasm of the custard cream diamond 8 Biscuit tray rule “You’re a tyre…” Subliminal coconut rings Bird’s Eye Fish Oblongs

This month’s “features” – Crime solving The Cheese Bandit The MANY Chris Smiths in the Chris Smith universe Car sandwich making Snoosh ‘Different’ cold Special wind Chopping Squares in Half Duped in to Salted Caramel Baked Bean Coffee Cake Mazes

This month’s “features” – Latency breakdowns. Looking into the void. Power supply & custard. Leapy platform games. Custard chips. Beautiful spanners. Power raisins. Mr & Mrs gas chamber. Postal elephants. Trevor Island local Disco hire. Diagonal nightmares.

This month’s “features” – ABS Pie Enclosure Peanut Butter & Cheese Sandwiches (correct ratio required) Eyebrow Bone Playing a GameBoy Advance from the top of your stairs with really long stilt hands Bespoke Pie Ovens Biscuit Dispensers Dips! 25p Each Biscuits Cheese Shovels DON’T LICK A ROBOT Make room for a flapjack Evil Megadrives Jesus was a Namco license Chicken Soup Car Morgue Angel Delight Based Car Incidents Star Pooper 4X4 Super Crabs Jelly & Meatballs

I LOVE THIS GAME! This month’s “features” – Crumbly Biscuits Birdy Craney Things Good Fingers Gutsav Klimt *Not a Turtle* Policemen turning up on massive bats Next month’s game – “Armed Police Massive Batrider” Cardboard = Really thin wood Darren Cat Karen Cat HATEBEAKBAT VTOL Hatebeaks

This month’s podcast is a – sweetcorn mystery, cheesey umbrella, talky wallet and a floaty fox. All wrapped up in a closey casey thing. And look out for next month’s special – REMODELLING A TURD PODCAST (TM) Ahem.

Removing monitor bezels with a bulldozer, an (un)welcome reprise from the ‘in secret’ Ten Pence Orchestra and Penguin politics in this month’s podcast.

Both of them have been to Scotland, Shaun has been wrangling wasps into a pen to extract Marmite from them. Make of that what you will…Oh, corned beef sandwiches.

LaH-ZayR-ee-aN, LaH-ZayR-ee-aN or LaH-ZayR-ee-aN – YOU decide. We learn you should never ram a theatre actor in a Pony hole, dance with a Damson in a field or eat plastic biscuit trays (unless you actually want the strength of a thousand bears…)

Bob Ross (aka Victor) and Womack and/or Womack (aka Shaun) take on zillions of baddie army dudes while trying not to slaughter hostages in a shooty shoot pew pew gun game. No Wolves were harmed during this recording.

Boing! Hop! Spring! Rotate! Argh!, RAT! F*&#K!

We mess with some Dextrous Ladies and look at the Fungus Markets, as well as – Shaved chickens, long armed bees, analog jelly, pie witchcraft and hiding cheese in the washing machine.

This is the 150th podcast – somewhat of an achievement due to the circumstances! To celebrate this mile stone, we have a fresh faced young lad, new to podcasting – so, don’t be too harsh on him while he is learning the ropes! Warning – may contain a daft lad.

A finger lickin’ good host this time (clue?) We have an overseas guest on to talk arcade, pinball and weird fish!

New Beginnings? The first show without our beloved beardy fool – We got another fantastic podcaster in the chair with Victor to waffle about 2 games this time! A metaphorical chair, not a chair for 2 people, that is crazy talk. Who said that?

Broken SNES game, or really broken SNES game, you decide

Shaun imagines a Rivita perfboard eprom reader, while Victor mainly fails in his endeavours for arcade enlightenment (as usual) Have *YOU* earned the right to be alone yet?

Victor and Chris, sittin’ in a tree – V_e_C_t_R_e_X – ING! Yes, it’s an in between podcast special episode with Victor and Vectrex developer/collector/ultra enthusiast Chris Parsons, aka CNP of Vector Republic Games. Learn how to make caramel with your Vectrex…

Everything arcade and more, including – exploding caps, snack bats and packing dead rats into a box marked ‘Peter’ What would you do with an incandescent dog?

Your regular arcade cheese delivery system (The Ten Pence Arcade Podcast) is in full effect with gaming waffle and a high dose of buffoonary this time around. Victor interjects random words, while Shaun necks his first monitor and also breaks an angel…

Shootah’s! Big insectoid jobbies with crappy tunnels and boggley laser eyed snek monsters. We’re talking about Gemini Wing. Nowt to do with nonsense astrology either, just shootin’ stuff right int’ face! And how many Street Fighter characters can you think of in a minute? If it’s less than 13, PITY THE FOOL! Does anyone fancy a bit of gout?

Jaleco 1990

OH MY! Two Games this show, to make up for the time we’ve had off, due to Victor being in Portland OR, for the game show PRGE. 1. Wiggly wiggly woo! 2. Parpity parp parp! Make of that, what you will…

Who’d have thunk there would be a hidden character named Piface Linux Motherf***er in such a cheery family oriented game?

We’re back with Cruise News ™, oiled up 1942 phones, Linux Jam Sandwich Distro, New spectacles that makes Shaun’s head seem too small, Crazy golf, Ass hat helicopters and Chin hooks. Make of that, what you will.

Our old Granny used to say “listen to arcade podcast nonsense and your cucumbers will grow well” Wise words old woman, wise words. Anyone not liking Karate Champ is officially a “BAWBAG”

When you have eyes like footballs, you may notice that a wasp is a fake bee (if you look VERY closely) Rivetting speed limit section with chat about shooting rocks right int’ face.

Pantless podcasting at it’s best! Ew. Fact – Octopii wear knickers on their heads. Remember people – *** CONTROLLING REALITY TECHNIQUE ***

Buckle up for a bumper thrills ride through Nemesis and make sure you have a fridge full of horses to keep your cool! May contain terrible theme tune singing at 1h 31m 58s… Oh, and have a thought for the poor Whippet…

Revival goodness in Walsall, carrier bags full o’ biscuits and Rescue! Q. Who doesn’t love a brightly coloured clown with a power ball? A. Holley.

Victor certainly didn’t want to die in Llandudno and Shaun has been viewed 60 thousand times! We review, without doubt – an arcade game. Or maybe a poor console game that made it’s way into the arcade? Hmm. Act-Fancer or trapping ‘parts’ in a fridge door? YOU DECIDE.

This week in Robotron… Shaun is busy being an absolute unit while Victor deals with a Cybernetik Pick n Mix Revolt. Sandra on the checkouts isn’t having any of it. BEWARE THE MAN IN THE QUADRAHAT!!!

Rastan is full of annoying enemies – find out which ones kill you over and over again. Nails in Satan’s testicles, lime jelly, space hoppers and other normal stuff discussed this show. And don’t forget Idiot fish, bloody boulders, and men with horse’s arses.

Shaun has been back to Vulgus with speedy bullits, pouring IPA in to his face and wazzin’ round corners on this show’s daft racing game. While Victor has been a tad more productive in restoring a new cabaret cabinet and failing to qualify quite a lot…

Resistor Array have done their 20 minute rock opera where they ‘shriek about beaks’ HATE BEAK GALLEON!!! Popeye runs about a bit grabbing ripped out fleshy hearts, while avoiding old ‘stupid beard’ and sea hags chucking bottles about the shop!

Scores like chuffin’ telephone numbers, that wazzock of a game Gigawing! This and more Yorkshire reviews on this episode of Ten Pee Arcade podcast. Shaun shouts at Jeremy and remembers his first band – ‘Resistor Array’ DOPE FLUTES!!!

(Ugly) Monkey see, monkey do. Join us, as we yap about a gibbon based Rastan clone and how Kate Bush is the queen of the North.

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