Ten Minute Podcast

Traditionally, call in shows have listeners call in. Too easy. Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

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Three years after an appearance on the podcast that was preceded by his first appearance two years previous to the appearance three years ago, Bryan's zoologist friend, Yusu Ungolé, returns to the podcast for his third appearance. And just fyi, this guy likes ostriches just as much now as he ever did. And that's a lot, haha ha. Anyhoo, Will and Chad talk to him. Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Good ol' Bryan continues to sit in for Tommy, and has a story to tell the guys. No God wants to hear him tell the story. Gladiator Helmet Face also acknowledges that BKJ wants to tell his story. Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Another special SATURDAY BONUS PLUS episode! Diamond listener, Talya Perper, joins Chad at the illustrious Four Seasons hotel to discuss the suffering all children must experience if you choose to bring them until the world, anime, and, of course, that old futility of life. Runtime: 02:23:07 Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

With No Joke out of town, The Kid returns to the podcast THAT PUT HIM ON THE MAP so that he may sit in and talk about all sorts of whatever with The Chief Engineer of Laughter and Cheer. No God is noticeably yet purposefully absent, being given a different start time by The Mesomorphic Minotaur who knows that Bit Killer Jones will be late. Everything is everything and everything is diamonding on the Ten Minute Podcast. Also, Joint Compound is sitting on the couch for no good reason just the way he is whenever he's in the studio. No microphone for Baby Cinnamon Pockets. And one last thing, the promo for this Saturday's Futility of Life episode is so long that it's almost as if The Greatest Wild Squirrel Photographer in the World is there with The Samoan Hulk and Snow That Falls on Snow the whole time. 'Preesh. Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Chad, Tommy, and Will affect positive change and share sage advice just one week since last affecting positive change and sharing sage advice with their Dear TMP series. Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Will leaves the studio to Chad and Tommy, who begin the show without him. Dear friend of the podcast, Marshall Cook, sits on the couch because he doesn't get a mic even though there's an open one… he's not a guest, he's a friend sitting on the couch and there's a difference. Oh, and then Will comes back towards the end. Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Will, Chad, and Tommy continue to affect positive change and share sage advice with their Dear TMP series. Today's show has only one caller, who gracefully endures the guys for the entire episode. Thanks for listening and calling in, Joy! Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Diamond Listener, Billy Upchurch, wrote a short script and reached out to the guys to read it on the show. So the guys do just that. Because they love and appreciate their listeners. Those of the diamond variety and otherwise. Runtime: 00:17:46 Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Will, Chad, and Tommy welcome dear friend of the show, Marshall Cook, to sit on the couch and not say much while they talk about whatever. Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Like the Alien Power Grid, Access Forever, Potusgeist, Encroachment, H3O, Ronald McReagan, Born on the Cob, Womanchurian Candidate, The Googled, A Nuclear Christmas, Villero: First Mentally Ill Robot, Los Animales de Drogas, and Nuance episodes before it, Chad, Tommy, and Will come up with ANOTHER behemoth blockbuster hit movie idea in only TEN MINUTES. Rest assured, this film will get made. Every opus they birth will get made. And this dazzling work is no exception. Made. Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Will, Chad, and Tommy are all wearing black t-shirts, all unshaven, and all enjoying some terrific listener reviews. And so are you. All of those things. Even the unshaven thing. Because things are things. And because we're all diamonding. Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

It's been two years since legendary actors, Al Pacino and Robert De Niro hosted their ongoing series of profound and complex discussions here on Ten Minute Podcast. The wait is over. Get ready once again for some captivating and scintillating talk on the Al Pacino and Robert De Niro show. Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Will does that thing where Chad and Tommy can't tell if he's recording or not, the guys do a few fun bits, Will again tries to convince Chad and Tommy that he's not recording… and then they finish the episode. Ten Minute Podcast is a fantastic podcast. Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

A little while back, the guys aired a special Wednesday bonus episode wherein they asked the diamond listenership to make their own #TMPsupersong, utilizing the entrancing sounds of these weird music apps Chad and Tommy were dickin' around with. The listeners delivered. Will, Chad, and Tommy then reviewed all of those songs. All but one. Subscribe, rate, and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

A very special Ten Minute Podcast PLUS episode! Will's adorable cute tiny little sweet nice nice cute nice Italian Mom makes her seventh appearance on the show to tell some nice stories, sing a nice song, and weigh in on the Bill O'Reilly scandal. Enjoy! Runtime: 00:58:01 Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

In general relativity, an event horizon is a boundary in spacetime beyond which events cannot affect an outside observer. In layman's terms, it is defined as the shell of "points of no return." I.E., the points at which the gravitational pull becomes so great as to make escape impossible. Source: Wikipedia Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

This one devolves before it starts. Tommy is doing a weird bit and then Will starts doing the Hulk Hogan bit and Chad is just kinda hanging out asking the appropriate questions, though he gets steamrolled by Hulk and S**tty Hulk. Then Hulk reads some advertising copy just like he did in the episode when he did that last time. And just like last time, they're pretty s**tty. The only difference is this time the ads were just sorta sitting there on the table and none of the guys had read any of them since whoever wrote them a while ago just left them there. Probably Chad. It's Hulk reading s**tty and S**tty Hulk helping Hulk and Chad being Chad and Will and Tommy not being Hulk and S**tty Hulk and long live Ten Minute Podcast! Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Another special SATURDAY BONUS PLUS episode! Do you think there's any greater reason to give meaning to any of this? Is there any purpose to perceived reality? Are you an adherent to some ideology that will ultimately become obsolete? Making decisions based on these thoughts? Oh well. None of this is real. Do you have a spare two hours? Runtime: 02:06:38 Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Like the Alien Power Grid, Access Forever, Potusgeist, Encroachment, H3O, Ronald McReagan, Born on the Cob, Womanchurian Candidate, The Googled, A Nuclear Christmas, Villero: First Mentally Ill Robot, and Los Animales de Drogas episodes before it, Chad, Tommy, and Will come up with YET ANOTHER big huge giant blockbuster hit movie idea in only TEN MINUTES, only this time they start with the title and then decide to frame their movie pitch around it… so it's sort of a "plus episode" but not really because who cares about that first part and once the theme starts, it's ten minutes of the movie bit thingy they do so whatever haha ha whatever, you guys. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

The guys read a fantastic review from a true diamond listener. Also, Chad receives a tweet from wrestling legend, Ric Flair, and suspects Tommy and Will are behind it. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

TenMinutePodcast.com is down. Whose fault is that? Chad and Tommy suspect Will. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Your number one news wrestling source for all wrestling news, WWE, ROH, NXT, TNA, Mexico AAA, New Japan, All Japan, all federations, dirt sheets, coverage of all PPVs around the wrestling world and beyond. Today Pete Sechelowski counts down his top three WrestleMania 33 moments of all time. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

A special SATURDAY BONUS PLUS episode! Chad sits down with diamond listener, Joe, in Bristol Farms to discuss the futility of life and other issues. This recording is almost two hours in length. What secrets does it contain? Will you listen to it all? Can you? Must you? Runtime: 01:57:01 Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Tommy lays out the second part of three in a professional wrestling syllabus he's designed for Chad. Handing over priceless DVDs, books, and magazines from his past, Tommy sets out to share with Chad the magic of the squared circle that turned a young Tommy Blacha into a lifelong fan of this often misunderstood art form. And Will is there also. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Tommy writes another s**tty two page short film. Tommy, Chad, and Will read the s**tty two page short film. Chad and Will do not like this s**tty two page short film. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Chad and Tommy discuss climate change before they're aware that Will's recording… but they don't seem to mind anymore when he does that so whatever. Chad almost explains "The Pattern" but then Will and Tommy explain "The Process" before Chad is finally granted enough breathing room to explain "The Pattern" and by then, it's a PLUS episode because w'ppreciatecha. Runtime: 00:20:15 Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

We got Chad! We got his helpful sidekicks, Tommy and Will! We got some terrific callers! Sounds like we got ourselves all the elements necessary for some Late Night Chats with Chad! BUT WAIT… the guys recorded this in the middle of the afternoon instead of very very very late at night! That's right, it's time for some Late Night Chats with Chad: Afternoon Edition! Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

After last Wednesday's bonus episode, wherein the guys asked Diamond Listeners to make their own #TMPsupersong in collaboration with the murky beats emanating from those weird music apps, the Diamond Listenership came through. This is only the first installment in that the guys will continue to review as long as #TMPsupersongs keep coming in to @TenMinPod on Twitter… with the #TMPsupersong hashtag on there… and the SoundCloud link attached and blah blah blah… THANK YOU GUYS FOR THESE SUPER WEIRD SUPER SONGS! Runtime: 0:27:18 Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

The guys talk about the podcast… on the podcast. Little bit of a PLUS episode, btw. Runtime: 00:17:23 Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Due to a recent off air conversation the guys had about Chad never being all that into professional wrestling, Tommy lays out a modern wrestling syllabus for Chad… including DVDs, books, and magazines. Will feels threatened. Wrestling belongs to Will and Will only. And Tommy. But not Chad. But maybe Chad if Tommy has anything to do with it. Oh, and it's a PLUS episode. Runtime: 00:26:32 Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Chad and Tommy would not stop playing with their weird music apps after the conclusion of yesterday's episode... and Will loves you very very much... so you get a BONUS EPISODE! In the first half of the show, Tommy and Chad make weird music on their weird music apps. In the second half, the guys figure out what to do with the weird music they made in the first half. And here's a fun, yet 100% MANDATORY, challenge they came up with for the Diamond Listeners among you: Please write lyrics to the music Chad and Tommy played in the first half of the episode, re-edit the music if you want, record and mix your song, upload it to SoundCloud, and tweet the link to @TenMinPod on Twitter along with the hashtag #TMPsupersong. The guys will do an entire episode, however long or short, dedicated to playing and reviewing your musical offerings, be they pop, hip hop, crustpunk spoken word nerdcore brostep folktronica, or etc. Up to you. Thank you in advance for your incredible musical collaborations. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Will, Chad, 'n Tommy 'pprectiatecha! Rate and review on iTunes! iTunes Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

It's no secret, Chad and Tommy prefer it when Will records what is being said versus when Will doesn't record what is being said. Recording what is being said is one of the keys to recording any podcast. On today's show, Will begins recording without Chad and Tommy's knowledge, as they have an earnest conversation about the future of motion pictures. Tommy and Chad have no problem with Will recording them. Again, being recorded is Chad and Tommy there to do. Ten Minute Podcast is a podcast after all. So maybe it wasn't much of a secret recording, even thought it was. Haha… anyway… it was an interesting conversation. Maybe Will should shut up and let them talk more often. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Chad makes good on his promise to discuss the futility of life for hours and hours with any listener willing to meet him at Bristol Farms. Tommy and Will are a bit disruptive before eventually talking about dirty pizza. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Chad, Tommy, and Will continue to affect positive change with their Dear TMP series. You might be wondering how much positive change they can possibly bring about in one episode... and you'd be correct. Also, it's a PLUS episode because the last caller needed a lot of positive change affected but not really and whatever. Runtime: 00:14:39 Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Chad wants to go to lunch with any listener willing to have a multiple hour conversation about the futility of life. Tommy and Will talk about poo. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Chad, Tommy, and Will overflow into a special PLUS episode like metric milliliters of Canadian urine streaming from the pants of a large cornfed boy. "Full charge." This will (barely) make sense after you hear the show. Runtime: 00:38:23 Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitterand Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

It's been just about a year since Stone Cold Steve Austin read some lists on the podcast. Everyone loves it when Austin reads lists so Tommy took it upon himself to write a few lists for Stone Cold to read. Enjoy listening to Steve reading these lists. Chad didn't write any of the lists nor does he get to read any of the lists. Maybe he will read or write some lists in the future. But for now this is Stone Cold Steve Austin reading some lists that Tommy wrote. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Will starts recording without Chad and Tommy knowing because he wasn't recording before when they thought he might have been recording but that's when he for real couldn't start recording yet so then by the time he started recording he figured he may as well wait a bit before dropping the theme song in so then that way Chad and Tommy know Will's recording. Make sense? K, cool. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

If you heard the first Late Night Chats with Chad, you know that sometimes the guys record late late at night. Late at night is the best time of night for Late Night Chats with Chad. As per usual, Chad's late night sidekicks, Will and Tommy, are also up too late. They're great sidekicks who are just there to support Chad, who is the host of Late Night Chats with Chad. Chad loves to chat with our loyal listeners about anything and everything. It's so late though. Maybe even later than usual. So late in fact, the guys wonder if they'll even get one caller. But when they do, boy do they ever hang onto him. Wow, it's so late at night. Thanks Hotdog Ryan! You're a good friend of the show and w'ppreciatecha! It's so late. Very late at night in this one. So so late. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Tommy writes a play or short film. Tommy, Chad, and Will read it. Chad and Will do not like this play or short film. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Like the Alien Power Grid, Access Forever, Potusgeist, Encroachment, H3O, Ronald McReagan, Born on the Cob, Womanchurian Candidate, The Googled, A Nuclear Christmas, and Villero: First Mentally Ill Robot episodes before it, Chad, Tommy, and Will spitball ANOTHER mega blockbuster hit movie idea in only THREE MINUTES... because Tommy takes the first seven minutes to share some box office returns from the guys' several hit movies. Very exciting. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Chad and Tommy want to keep the conversation fresh and hit the ground running when they record, preferring not to converse beforehand, thereby wasting a perfectly good conversation between three friends that should instead obviously be recorded in podcast form. Will is happy to play the game. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Chad, Tommy, and the 45th President of the United States of America celebrate the inaguration with a weekend long bender. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Like the Alien Power Grid, Access Forever, Potusgeist, Encroachment, H3O, Ronald McReagan, Born on the Cob, Womanchurian Candidate, The Googled, and A Nuclear Christmas episodes before it, Chad, Tommy, and Will spitball ANOTHER mega blockbuster hit movie idea in exactly TEN MINUTES that will 100% DEFINITELY get made. Only this time it takes exactly TWENTY MINUTES because they dick around for the FIRST TEN MINUTES, so it's a PLUS episode. Oh, and Will lost an entire episode which spawned this episode. Whatever, just listen and all of your questions will be answered. ALL of them. Runtime: 00:20:00 Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

It's been less than a month since Tommy, Chad, and Will last sought to affect positive change with their Dear TMP series. Do you know why they're ready to affect positive change again so soon? That's correct. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

Or not. You decide, as Will and Chad enter into a long overdue theological debate. Tommy moderates. Goat balls. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter and Facebook. TenMinutePodcast.com

As Ten Minute Podcast nears it's 5th birthday, the guys begin to turn the focus of the podcast towards a solitary listener for whom the various fragmented inside bits and foibles of the show fall in line precisely with a yet unnamed mystery person's comedy podcast wants and needs. Only kidding, this is just a silly all over the place episode with too many impersonations of wrestlers from Will and s**tty impersonations of wrestlers from Tommy. Only kidding again, Chad will stop at nothing to find TMP's Diamond Listener. Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes and be sure to follow us on Twitter, Facebook, Vine, and subscribe on YouTube! TenMinutePodcast.com