Teachers Off Duty

-- Grab your tickets for the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour here: https://www.boredteachers.com/comedy-tour Get Teachers Off Duty Premium to access EXCLUSIVE content at: https://teachersoffduty.supercast.com/ Included in your premium subscription are the following benefits: ✭ Ad-free listening (all past episodes available September 1st, 2023) ✭ 4 Bonus Video per month (Games & skits with the comedians) ✭ Monthly Premium Only Ask Me Anything Episodes ✭ Automatic entry into awesome prize giveaways ✭ Access to watch all the Behind-the-Scenes footage of the comedians backstage and on the road during the tour! ✭ EXCLUSIVE bonus videos from previous TOD hosts ✭ Discounts on the entire Bored Teachers Official Online Store ✭ FREE Teachers Off Duty swag when signing up to an annual plan ✭ VIP access to Bored Teachers Live events ✭ Members-only access to all photographer's photos taken at comedy shows, festivals, cruises, etc. Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Send us your stories! https://forms.gle/SeXjhYyqSn9MHGs57 -- Welcome to this week's episode of Teachers Off Duty! Join KC Mack, Sam Salem, and Chinedu Unaka, as they reminisce about the glorious pre-iPhone age, when "Copy & Paste" was a classroom myth, and burning CDs for your crush was the peak of romance. Dive in with us as we take you wayyyy back, maybe even before the 90s, to the days of Aristotle, where apparently even then they were complaining about "kids these days." Laugh along as we roast a tale of a well-meaning admin whose attempt to halt a brawl might have been the most *strike out* moment in history. Oh, and nothing — we mean NOTHING — will ever match the thrill of the TV cart rolling in on a Wednesday afternoon. Chinedu's got a few golden quips to share on that! Pull out your boombox and denim overalls as we transport you back to the era when classrooms were armed with bulky TV carts and cheating on tests was an Olympic sport.

In this WILD episode, our hosts share their own stories and experiences of things they have done as teachers that their schools made feel illegal but were, in fact, completely and totally okay. ** No laws were broken in the making of this episode! Grab your tickets for the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour here: https://www.boredteachers.com/comedy-tour Get Teachers Off Duty Premium to access EXCLUSIVE content at: https://teachersoffduty.supercast.com/ Included in your premium subscription are the following benefits: ✭ Ad-free listening (all past episodes available September 1st, 2023) ✭ 4 Bonus Video per month (Games & skits with the comedians) ✭ Monthly Premium Only Ask Me Anything Episodes ✭ Automatic entry into awesome prize giveaways ✭ Access to watch all the Behind-the-Scenes footage of the comedians backstage and on the road during the tour! ✭ EXCLUSIVE bonus videos from previous TOD hosts ✭ Discounts on the entire Bored Teachers Official Online Store ✭ FREE Teachers Off Duty swag when signing up to an annual plan ✭ VIP access to Bored Teachers Live events ✭ Members-only access to all photographer's photos taken at comedy shows, festivals, cruises, etc. Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Send us your stories! https://forms.gle/SeXjhYyqSn9MHGs57 --- Join KC Mack and guests Sam Salem and Chinedu Unaka as they discuss all the things we do in school that feel illegal, but really shouldn't. In this episode, our hosts share their own stories and experiences of things they have done as teachers that felt illegal but were, in fact, completely legal. From Sam's story about wearing jeans to school to Chinedu's tale of leaving school on time and the teacher who wouldn't dress up in costume, our hosts provide insight into the things that are often frowned upon in the teaching profession but are perfectly legal. KC also talks about not wanting to wear costumes because of the Spiderman with ears costume his mom got him. Later, Sam talks about a teacher who doesn't decorate their classroom as much as the other teachers and shares his advice on how to involve parents. Finally, Chinedu talks about taking the pressure off new teachers and supporting them so they can continue to enjoy teaching. Chinedu emphasizes the importance of teachers being proud of what they do and understanding that teaching is hard. So join us for this episode of Teachers Off Duty and learn more about Things We Do That Feel Illegal, But Shouldn't. It's sure to be an interesting and entertaining conversation!

This week KC Mack is joined by the hilarious Sam Salem and the wildly popular Chinedu Unaka to reveal teachers' biggest secrets. And you won't believe what educators are keeping on the hush-hush! Grab your tickets for the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour here: https://www.boredteachers.com/comedy-tour Get Teachers Off Duty Premium to access EXCLUSIVE content at: https://teachersoffduty.supercast.com/ Included in your premium subscription are the following benefits: ✭ Ad-free listening (all past episodes available September 1st, 2023) ✭ 4 Bonus Video per month (Games & skits with the comedians) ✭ Monthly Premium Only Ask Me Anything Episodes ✭ Automatic entry into awesome prize giveaways ✭ Access to watch all the Behind-the-Scenes footage of the comedians backstage and on the road during the tour! ✭ EXCLUSIVE bonus videos from previous TOD hosts ✭ Discounts on the entire Bored Teachers Official Online Store ✭ FREE Teachers Off Duty swag when signing up to an annual plan ✭ VIP access to Bored Teachers Live events ✭ Members-only access to all photographer's photos taken at comedy shows, festivals, cruises, etc. Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Send us your stories! https://forms.gle/SeXjhYyqSn9MHGs57 --- Welcome to Teachers Off Duty, where we take a break from the classroom to talk about the real lives of educators in the most hilarious way possible. In this episode, KC Mack is joined by the hilarious Sam Salem and the wildly popular Chinedu Unaka to reveal teachers' biggest secrets. Sam, Chinedu, and KC drop the mic with hilarious stories about their time as teachers. From Sam telling the story of an older lady who asked him to take off his shirt during a Bored Teachers Comedy Tour show, to Chinedu defending the movie "Remember the Titans" as the end of racism, this episode has it all. Listen in as the trio dives into the funny occasionally serious tales of being an educator, including stories about teachers who don't know how to use a copy machine, those who crop dust the class and blame it on their least favorite student, and others who bribe students for favorable behavior during admin observations. Plus, the gang plays two truths and one lie, with KC taking naps, getting another teacher to do his plans, and bribing a student as his three statements. Sam has his own battles including filling the principal's car with balloons, letting his little sister grade term papers, and eating lunch in the car to avoid other teachers. And you won't believe whether or not Chinedu took a student's mom to Applebee's, what he sang in a talent show, and how he started working out with the custodian in the basement tie and all. Listen now to hear Teachers Off Duty as KC Mack, Sam Salem, and Chinedu Unaka reveal teachers' biggest secrets.

Grab your tickets for the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour here: https://www.boredteachers.com/comedy-tour Get Teachers Off Duty Premium to access EXCLUSIVE content at: https://teachersoffduty.supercast.com/ Included in your premium subscription are the following benefits: ✭ Ad-free listening (all past episodes available September 1st, 2023) ✭ 4 Bonus Video per month (Games & skits with the comedians) ✭ Monthly Premium Only Ask Me Anything Episodes ✭ Automatic entry into awesome prize giveaways ✭ Access to watch all the Behind-the-Scenes footage of the comedians backstage and on the road during the tour! ✭ EXCLUSIVE bonus videos from previous TOD hosts ✭ Discounts on the entire Bored Teachers Official Online Store ✭ FREE Teachers Off Duty swag when signing up to an annual plan ✭ VIP access to Bored Teachers Live events ✭ Members-only access to all photographer's photos taken at comedy shows, festivals, cruises, etc. Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Send us your stories! https://forms.gle/SeXjhYyqSn9MHGs57 --- On this episode of Teachers Off Duty, we're diving into those side-splitting moments that make us realize why we love (and sometimes facepalm at) our jobs as we wade through the things students do that make us laugh out loud. Andrea kicks us off with a rib-tickling tale of forbidden frog feasts, complete with post-bite regrets, that led to the inception of the "No Eating Dissection Subjects" waiver. Ever thought biology was boring? Think again! Jay recounts the admirable tale of a teacher soldiering on through a student's spew-tacular mishap. Yes, the show (or lesson) must go on...even if it's got a little extra "goo" involved. KC shares about a student who mixed romance with humor. And speaking of mix-ups, remember that time students turned toilets into ketchup geysers? Apparently, PlayStation wasn't exciting enough! Though KC does remind us not all pranks are in good taste, like that lugnuts loosening trend... not cool, kids! Harmony in the classroom? Jay unveils his "harmonious groups" system – where students are the rulers of their own comedic kingdom. And KC? He tells us a story that truly buzzes with humor, featuring a backpack with a rather...vibrant personality. Remember searching for Waldo? Well, KC recounts how some teachers were left scouring for a non-existent chicken, thanks to some senior pranksters and their numerical hijinks. Jay also has an automotive tale where students prove they have way too much time (and perhaps engineering skills?) on their hands. Beetle on the second floor, anyone? Join us for the giggles, the groans, and all the absurdity in between. Trust us, you don't want to miss this!

Kc Mack, Andrea Caspari, and Jay Yoder are back to swap tales of classroom decor, daring escape plans from bullying students, and why feeding Flaming Hot Cheetos to fish is an extreme sport that only ends in tragedy as we talk about what happens with students take pranks to the extreme! Andrea kicks it all off with a story of a well-intentioned (and well-funded) teacher's decor dreams crushed by an overnight switcheroo, while Jay champions the art of outsourcing decor to his homeroom students. Why buy when you can delegate, right? Meanwhile, KC Mack's DIY decor approach? Using school supplies for the ultimate hack. Ever felt bullied? We share heartbreaking stories of teachers bullied to the point of resignation, a sobering reminder of the struggles educators face daily. But before you think it's all doom and gloom, we've got some downright wild student pranks to share - ever heard of a fish killed by spice or a kid's dangerous 'cocktail' that had a teacher on sabbatical? Of course, who can forget the school bus tales? From rule-flouting drivers blaring Lil Jon on the morning route, to the truly horrifying pranks some bus drivers endure, we dive deep. And shoutout to Andrea's bus-driving hubby for holding down the fort on the school bus battlegrounds! To wrap up, we salute the inventive substitute who blended in with her students just for a meal, proving once again that teachers are the ultimate problem solvers. This episode is downright wild, folks, and it reminds us all: Respect the educators. They've seen things you wouldn't believe. -- Grab your tickets for the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour here: https://www.boredteachers.com/comedy-tour Become a Teachers Off Duty Premium member and access EXCLUSIVE content at: https://teachersoffduty.supercast.com/ Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Send us your stories! https://forms.gle/SeXjhYyqSn9MHGs57

As we continue to kick off our new season with the dynamic trio of Kc Mack, Andrea Caspari, and Jay Yoder, we're rolling out the chalkboard for some of the most unforgettable first-week tales you've ever heard. Andrea gets us started with that cringe-worthy moment a student called her out for being "sweaty." But if you thought that was shocking, wait until you hear Jay's tale of a maintenance worker, an old typewriter, and an unfortunate pacemaker mishap. KC, not to be outdone, recalls that legendary freshman who made a literal entrance by putting his head through a ceiling tile. LEGEND! Recall the energy of Mr. Packet, that teacher from Andrea's past with a penchant for battle axes, and feel the rhythm with KC's breakdancing educator. Relive Jay's catholic school memories, from his own "wet" experiences to KC's tales of unforgettable nuns. But, it's not all nun and games. Andrea's intense cross-road journey to get 32 eight-year-olds safely to mass at a Christian school will have you on the edge of your seats. And because teaching isn't just about what happens inside the classroom, we dive into the side hustles of educators and ponder on whether sharing family photos in class is a genius move or a recipe for disaster. Meanwhile, KC unravels a story of a teacher, a simple bathroom break, and an unexpected streaker. If that doesn't get you laughing, Jay's childhood habit of seeking attention with his "middle finger" antics surely will. From Andrea's bee-sting saga to Jay's jaw-dropping revelation about ghosting teachers on day one, this episode is a roller-coaster ride of emotions, chuckles, and sheer disbelief. Join us, as we weave comedy, teaching, and real-life experiences into an episode that proves the classroom is where the heart, hilarity, and sometimes, a hint of chaos, truly is. -- Grab your tickets for the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour here: https://www.boredteachers.com/comedy-tour Become a Teachers Off Duty Premium member and access EXCLUSIVE content at: https://teachersoffduty.supercast.com/ Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Send us your stories! https://forms.gle/SeXjhYyqSn9MHGs57

Grab your tickets for the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour HERE! Become a Teachers Off Duty Premium member and access EXCLUSIVE content! Check out our MERCH! Watch the full episode on YouTube! Send us your stories! Hold onto your hall passes, educators! We're kicking off a fresh season of Teachers Off Duty and let's just say, the bell's ringing but nobody's behaving. Join our first round of hosts — Kc Mack, Andrea Caspari, and Jay Yoder — as we spill the tea on the most absurd substitute teacher tales you've ever heard. We've got snack-snatching subs who prefer their confiscated goodies with a side of nicotine, and let's not forget about the fashion-forward (or backward?) sub with toe shoes, a love for microwaves, and socks that have seen better days. Ever had an MMA-fighting sub? Ours not only dealt with busy work but also with principals... in a not-so-academic way. Wondering about the efficacy of using your classroom as a comedy club? Well, between Casey's anecdotes and Andrea's belief that the classroom is the ultimate joke-testing ground, we've got some thoughts. And, bless Jay's heart for unveiling the secret world of side-hustling subs and their... entrepreneurial spirits. Amid the laughs, we touch on real issues: sub shortages, the challenges (and hilarious misadventures) of tech in the classroom, and the bizarre world of A.I.-penned resignation letters. By the end, between learning about Casey's eye-opening discovery of student hacking skills and Jay's enviable vacation tales, you'll be in stitches! And a big shoutout to Mr. White—may your sea turtle-inspired lessons forever swim in our hearts. Get ready, dear listeners, because whether it's Netflix dual screens, tie-tying lessons, or heartwarming acknowledgments, this episode is a wild roller coaster through the substitute saga. Strap in, and let's make some mischief! -- Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod

Get ready for another belly-laugh-inducing episode of Teachers Off Duty where Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe hilariously navigate the tricky terrain of teacher interview questions. Tell kicks off the episode by recalling his experience of doing a teaching sample during an interview. The whole gang chimes in, leading Gabe to share a bizarre tale that will have you in stitches. Ever wondered why Gabe didn't choose the path of a doctor? The reason will make you chuckle and melt your heart! Navigating the awkwardness of self-praise during interviews, Tell offers some hilariously honest insight into turning your weaknesses into strengths. Then we dive into the world of weird interview questions with Gabe, who shares a puzzling story involving manhole covers. Ever thought about grilling your interviewers? Listen to Tell's strategy of asking them if they know their own mission statement. However, heed Bri's warning about the perils of coming off too cocky in an interview. Lauran shares her challenging journey of interviewing at schools for three years, diving into the issue of nepotism, and recounting a run-in with an unsupportive principal. Lauran's GPS mishap and almost leaving teaching altogether makes for another humorous tale. Don't miss 'Good or Garbage with Gabe', where he vents about the pitfalls of online applications for schools and the redundancy of resume forms. Lauran follows up with a humorous tale of social media stalking during job applications, while Tell shares a Facebook blunder that will leave you in fits of laughter. This episode wraps up with Gabe's story about turning down a job offer under the threat of being kicked out by his dad, and an entertaining walk through his path into teaching. -- Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games: https://www.patreon.com/teachersoffdutypodcast

Do you love snacks as much as teachers do? Tune into this deliciously entertaining episode of Teachers Off Duty where Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe delve into the delectable world of "teacher snacks". Ever wondered what your teachers stash in their desks? Tell starts off the snack fest confessing his love for candy, while Gabe, mid-conversation with Lauran, reaches over to snag some Cheetos. No one said teachers can't have fun, right? Gabe shares a relatable moment, guiltily munching on Oreos during his students' test. He also reveals his odd fondness for 'grandpa candy', sparking off a trip down memory lane about Lauran's grandma at church. Is project-based learning a ploy to feast on preferred snacks? Hear what Tell has to say on that. But it's not all fun and games - apparently, teachers at Tell's school can only have clear liquids. Discover the hilarious tale of forgotten hidden coffee that followed this rule. In a twist of irony, while Gabe can gulp down coffee, Tell reveals why he avoids it. Hint: It involves an awkward conversation with the principal. The conversation turns serious when Gabe emphasizes the importance of letting kids eat breakfast and ensuring they're well-nourished. But it's soon back to laughs with Tell's amusing story about "Pirate's Booty" snacks and an intriguing discussion on developing allergies later in life. Enjoy a delicious round of 'Good or Garbage with Gabe' that focuses on Chocolate Milk Fridays. Here's the kicker: Apparently, the FDA is considering a chocolate milk ban. Can school life survive this? Bri shares her strict 'no school lunch' policy, while Lauran has a surprising take. This leads to a fiery debate about the quality of school lunches and a nostalgic trip down memory lane involving plate-sized chocolate chip cookies and Otis Spunkmeyer treats. From Gabe's food shoutouts to Lauran's innovative dinner dice for decision-making, there's a feast of food fun. The episode wraps up with Bri's funny tale about a student-run Instagram account that crowned her the 'eating champ'. Join us on Teachers Off Duty for a smorgasbord of snack stories and discover the lighter side of the teaching profession. Bon appétit! -- Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games: https://www.patreon.com/teachersoffdutypodcast

Ready for a wild ride down the hallowed halls of education? Sit tight as our favorite quartet of educators, Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe, spill the beans on what it's like to have a teacher bestie. Gabe gushes over his current crew of teacher besties, and the fun they have outside school. Bri and Tell chime in with anecdotes about the knowing glances they exchange with their own teacher BFFs. And Lauran melts your heart as she raves about her amazing teacher bestie. Find out how Tell's teacher bestie stepped in without missing a beat during a medical emergency, and learn about the emotional lifelines these relationships provide. Spoiler Alert: There may be ugly crying! First-year teachers, this one's for you! Tell offers sage advice about securing a teacher bestie for that much-needed sanity check. Listen as Lauran shares a gripping tale of an abrupt retirement and a classroom rescue operation led by her teacher bestie. A teacher bestie can be your job-saving hero. Get a front-row seat to Bri's amusing encounter with the new head basketball coach. And when Tell advocates for teachers having real lives and his own out-of-school escapades, hilarity ensues. Struggling to find your teacher bestie? Our hosts offer a handy guide, covering everything from navigating social media to using 'made up excuses' for a casual chat. To top it all off, Gabe leaves us hanging with an epic cliffhanger about a student's jaw-dropping question after a sex-ed class. You won't want to miss the answer! Join us on Teachers Off Duty for a laughter-filled exploration of the teacher bestie experience, and discover why these unique bonds are a classroom essential. This is one school trip you'll want to sign up for! -- Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games: https://www.patreon.com/teachersoffdutypodcast

Dive into the less glamorous side of teaching with the latest episode of Teachers Off Duty featuring Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe. Our panel of educators holds nothing back as they share their pet peeves, the "things teachers hate", in an episode filled with candid stories and laughter. From Gabe's tale of a student's unwavering determination despite a mid-conversation throw-up, to Tell's frustrations with messy fruit cups and juice pouches, we explore the sticky situations that educators navigate daily. Listen to Bri's smelly encounter involving her students and a disastrous mix of fragrances. Join Gabe as he passionately vents about the unpredictable school/classroom thermostats, and feel the heat in Bri's 85-degree classroom. Our hosts also delve into the trials of school funding, bizarre meeting questions, and the controversial use of clip charts. Discover why Tell is adamant against schools discouraging the use of the word "no" with students, and enjoy Gabe's hilarious take on students cheating on Blooket. From the perils of idolizing social media teachers to navigating teacher relationships and inappropriate discussions about students, our hosts share their "icks" in teaching. They also cover topics like the elitism that comes with honors and AP classes and read out 'icks' submitted by social media followers. But it's not all about icks. Amidst all the laughs and rants, the podcast takes a turn towards positivity as the team wraps up by highlighting some of their non-icks – the things about teaching they genuinely love. In this episode, Teachers Off Duty offers a humorous and honest portrayal of the unique challenges faced by educators. You won't want to miss this entertaining deep-dive into the less spoken-about, but universally acknowledged, aspects of teaching! -- Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games: https://www.patreon.com/teachersoffdutypodcast

Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe are back for another hilarious journey back to school in the latest episode of the Teachers Off Duty podcast. Our seasoned educators jump into the joys, jitters, and preparation that signify the dawn of a new school year in 2023! Lauran takes us through the unique connection between her birthday and the start of the school year, while Gabe candidly shares his summer routine as he gears up for back to school. Our hosts also discuss the necessity of summer break and how it rejuvenates teachers for the new academic year. Gain insight into how our hosts spruce up their classrooms, the outdated professional development at the start of the year, and the suspense-filled week before rosters are released. Listen to Lauran's thoughtful perspective on giving every student a fresh start each year and join the lively debate on the tradition of posting class lists. Tell takes us down memory lane with tales of sibling comparison and the nerves of the first day of school, while Gabe shares some sincere facts about changing and growing with each academic year. The crew also talks about unique icebreakers and classroom rules-setting techniques that foster student engagement and relationship-building from day one. Don't miss out on the fun discussions about first day of school photos, Tell's unique PowerPoint presentation, Lauran's striking transformation into 'Karen from HR', and Gabe's amusing concept of 'teacher endurance'. Finally, stay tuned for the signature segment, "Good or Garbage with Gabe", debating the merits of in-service days and prepping classrooms. Listen as Lauran shares touching and hilarious anecdotes from followers about the rollercoaster that is the first day back at school. Tune in to this fun-filled episode that captures the essence of back to school from an educator's perspective, filled with laughs, learning, and the love for teaching! -- Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games: https://www.patreon.com/teachersoffdutypodcast

Join this wild yet insightful episode where we take a deep dive into the world of extracurricular activities in schools. Gabe starts it off with sports and his journey as a track coach and college athlete, again, while Bri shares some entertaining stories from her time as a middle school basketball coach. From Tell's adventures as class president to Lauran's cheerleading escapades, there's plenty of laughs and learning in this jam-packed episode. Learn how sports and extracurricular activities not only keep kids out of trouble but also teach invaluable life lessons like coping with disappointment and stepping out of comfort zones. Bri also dives into the metaphorical depth of basketball while Lauran discusses the competitive spirit of speech and debate. Don't miss out on their candid views on today's kids' attitudes in sports, the significance of funding for extracurriculars, and some hilariously relatable moments from their teaching and coaching experiences. Finally, ride along for a lively session of "Good or Garbage with Gabe" discussing post-game bus rides home. Tune in for this engaging episode that's as much about laughter as it is about lessons. It's all here in Teachers Off Duty – where education meets real-life experiences! -- Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games: https://www.patreon.com/teachersoffdutypodcast

Your favorite teachers are off duty and looking at the role of pop culture in education. From reminiscing about our favorite teacher movies to cringing over creepy teacher portrayals, we discuss it all. Remember Ms. Frizzle? Or the Kindergarten Cop? Yeah, we dissect those too! Ever wonder how pop culture can aid classroom teaching? Lauran takes us back to her rockin' Wax Museum project, teaching history through the lens of Hall of Fame musicians. Gabe shows us how he turns up the volume in his class with music, teaching subconscious understanding through lyrical analysis. Don't worry, he'll explain what that means. We also tap into the fashion flashback and the hilarity of kids not knowing the pop culture references on their own shirts. Good or garbage with Gabe keeps it classic this week, as we debate the nostalgic thrill of the TV cart wheeling its way into the classroom. Is the TV cart good or garbage, we all know the answer! In the world of gaming, who can forget the good old Oregon Trail? We revisit some educational games and the unintended scares they gave us. Wrapping it up, we discuss how fictional Hogwarts classes could potentially stack up in a real-world curriculum. It's a pop culture frenzy you wouldn't want to miss. Tune in! -- Check out our MERCH! https://shop.boredteachers.com/collections/teachers-off-duty Listen to the podcast anywhere you stream your favorite shows: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/69pLuB4cKPCP8UG3eCImfP Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/teachers-off-duty/id1602160612 Subscribe to our newsletter: https://www.beacons.ai/teachersoffdutypod Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games: https://www.patreon.com/teachersoffdutypodcast

Summer Break is well upon us, so in this episode, we're diving headfirst into a pool of freedom, and resurfacing with hilarious tales from our sun-drenched (or not-so-sun-drenched) summer escapades. We kick off with what teachers REALLY do during the summer - yes, there's more to us than lesson plans and report cards. We share all teachers' unanimous need for a break. Tell talks about the apparent difficulty of juggling parenting and teaching. Shout out to teachers who are also parents! Meanwhile, Gabe and Lauran put their summer fitness goals under the microscope, or should we say, 'under the ice cream scoop'? Ever wondered what we did during the summers before we became the cool teachers you know and love? We reminisce about our worst summer jobs. Get ready for tales of spicy chicken wings, cleaning other people's mess, a summer of... kidney stones (whoa, Tell!), and a fling with phlebotomy that didn't end famously. We wrap up the episode with a debate on summer PD and training in our segment, 'Good or Garbage'. So kick back, pop open a cold (name your favorite summer-time beverage), and get ready for a dose of fun, sun, and a fair share of 'we-can't-believe-that-happened'. Summer Break, you're the BEST! _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

We're feeling nostalgic recalling the rollercoaster ride that is a school assembly. Brace yourself for Tell's ridiculously hilarious take on students' unionizing, and Gabe's priceless narration of a middle school anti-drug assembly gone very wrong. Not quite the inspiration we were looking for. In the spirit of safety (and hilarity), Lauran introduces us to the most memorable fire safety magician, who taught kids about safety while pulling a rabbit out of his... fireproof hat? We also relive the terror of the legendary fundraising assembly skits. And let's not forget Tell's revelation about grade inflation, sparking a debate filled with wit and sarcasm. We're also applauding our heroic students in this episode. From a 7th grader taking over a bus when the driver faints, to a brave class handling their teacher's unexpected fall, these kids give us hope for the future. Just when you think it can't get any crazier, we cap off the episode with a story about a school with a very unwanted guest, pretending to be a substitute teacher. We promise it's even wilder than it sounds! Join us for a jaw-dropping trip down memory lane in the world of school assemblies. We assure you, it's an episode you won't want to miss! _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Welcome to the latest episode of Teachers Off Duty, where Inclusivity is the name of the game. We discuss everything from addressing student anxiety to the wholesome value of homeroom chit-chat (it's more than just idle talk, we promise!). We recount Mr. M's innovative approach to connecting with students. Our conversation turns serious as we tackle the tricky topic of selectively teaching in history. Our stance? Give them the truth. We believe in teaching kids HOW to think, not WHAT to think. Join Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe, as we explore how inclusivity in the classroom can go from a buzzword to a lived reality. It's a wild ride, but we promise you'll leave with more than just a few teacher tricks up your sleeve. And maybe, just maybe, a new outlook on inclusivity in education! _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe are moving into full recovery mode and are starting summer break off right with their own version of a school year recap. Be prepared to laugh out loud as Gabe trolls students using their slang incorrectly and Bri regales us with the story of a student claiming divinity. Yes, you read that right, the child said, "I am a god". We're still chuckling over Lauran's fairy tale dedication to Ryan Reynolds and the ensuing social media frenzy that followed. Tell provides a hilarious commentary on the mystical art of reading books for pleasure during the school year, and we each share our unique reflections on the rollercoaster of teaching. There's a student teacher finding her stride, a classroom romance navigated, and even a tale of a misinterpreted science Pictionary clue that you'll have to hear to believe. Ever wondered what happens when coffee spills all over a teacher's pants? Gabe spills the beans (or in this case, the coffee). We're reminiscing on the brilliant absurdity of our classrooms, like that time when Tell had to explain a miraculous fish resurrection to his students. In addition to these hilarious stories, we discuss the poignant moments of our teaching journey by reflecting on student growth, standing up to unruly parents, and celebrating our role in the lives of our students. We also debate on school hand dryers - are they good or garbage? Gabe give us the details, and Tell has a lot to say about kindergartners reaching up to dry their hands. Join us for a recap of the school year that will leave you laughing, crying, and maybe even glad it's over! _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Join the Teachers Off Duty crew for a hilarious journey down memory lane in this unforgettable prom-themed episode. Dive in as we reminisce about our mixed prom memories, from fashion faux pas to unexpected in-flight dress dilemmas? Gabe shares the challenges of chaperoning a middle school dance while Tell relives a chaotic bubble dance party that was a little more than a slippery slope. We demystify the origins of the prom, or 'promenade,' and discuss Hollywood's influence on expectations, as well as today's extravagant prom trends - helicopters included. Gabe's unexpected prom hypnosis tale is sure to pique your curiosity, and Lauran's rocky prom date stories add more drama to the mix. Ending with a sparkle, Gabe's Good or Garbage segment tackles the subject of glitter and Lauran shares your wildest prom stories sent in by listeners. This rollercoaster ride of prom memories is one dance you won't want to miss. Tune into Teachers Off Duty for all the prom night chaos and comedy! _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Join The Teachers Off Duty podcast as we share relatable experiences and humorous anecdotes about unexpected challenges in the education profession. Don't miss this enlightening episode that sheds light on the things they wish they had learned in college. WE'RE GOING ON TOUR! Come see the Teachers Off Duty Podcast Live in person in Washington DC, Philadelphia, and Boston this summer on June 23rd, 24th, and 25th! Get your tickets here: teachersoffduty.com _________________________ Get ready for an entertaining and informative episode of The Teachers Off Duty podcast! Join Bri, Tell, Lauran, Gabe, and the always hilarious Casey Hamilton as we share relatable experiences about teachers' unexpected challenges throughout their careers. From setting boundaries with parents to navigating student dynamics, we take you on a journey through our post-college teaching adventures. Lauran gets the party started by revealing the realities of teaching that were never covered in her college education, while also appreciating the support of students' families. We then delve into the complexities of addressing pronouns with students and parents and share our own humorous encounters with this sensitive topic. We also discuss the importance of parental involvement and working together as a team. Amidst the laughter, we reveal surprising gaps in our college education, from basic classroom management techniques to unexpected challenges in teaching certain subjects. Casey shares heartwarming stories of educators who changed his life, while we entertain with anecdotes about students, classrooms, and the quirks of the education system that are sure to make you laugh out loud. Don't miss this enlightening episode of The Teachers Off Duty podcast, as we shed light on the things we wish we had learned in college. Whether you're a teacher or simply enjoy the humor and challenges of the education profession, this episode is a must-listen. _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

WE'RE GOING ON TOUR! Come see the Teachers Off Duty Podcast Live in person in Washington DC, Philadelphia, and Boston this summer on June 23rd, 24th, and 25th! Get your tickets here: teachersoffduty.com _________________________ Get ready to laugh your way to the end of the school year with the Teachers Off Duty podcast crew and special TikTok teacher guest, the massively funny Casey Hamilton, @mrhamilton! From crying in your car on your lunch break to the hilarious antics of students and teachers alike, this episode is packed with all the moments that lead to end-of-the-year teacher trauma. To kick things off, Gabe warms up his punting leg with a funny anecdote about kids playing games on their chrome books and we share a string of jokes that will leave you in stitches. Then, Tell gets candid about the emotional rollercoaster of the school year, recounting moments of crying at lunch while also expressing gratitude for not having to take kids home with him. And, Casey joins in with a hilarious observation that perfectly captures the end-of-year exhaustion. We discuss the signs that indicate the end of the year is near, from putting sunscreen on pre-k kids to students advocating for other tired teachers. And Bri reveals that her indifference towards observations is a clear indication that the year is winding down. Lauran shares a memorable curriculum project involving the rock and roll hall of fame and a wax museum that helps to keep students engaged. And we delve into the topic of teachers having to buy their own supplies, from printers and ink to coats and basketball shoes. Join the laughter and camaraderie as we celebrate the end of the school year in the most hilarious way possible. _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

WE'RE GOING ON TOUR! Come see the Teachers Off Duty Podcast Live in person in Washington DC, Philadelphia, and Boston this summer on June 23rd, 24th, and 25th! Get your tickets here: teachersoffduty.com _________________________ Get ready to laugh out loud as Lauran, Tell, Gabe, and Bri take on the latest student TikTok trends covering everything that drives us teachers CRAZY! The conversation kicks off with Tell introducing the "Griddy" TikTok trend, which we find out Bri hates with the burning passion of 1000 suns. From there, we find out that we have all had enough of this classic restaurant jingle and debate over whether or not toaster strudels are actually good. Things take a wild turn when we discuss the "Devious Licks" trend, in which kids are destroying school bathrooms and more. And we reminisce about their own school shenanigans and past trends, including the classic Rick Roll and more. The episode also features a segment of "Good or Garbage" with Gabe roasting old-school pencil sharpeners. And in typical Teachers Off Duty fashion, we get a little carried away talking about trends and discuss everything from 4-H to our karaoke experiences. Tune in to this trendy episode on The Teachers Off Duty podcast. _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Get ready to laugh out loud as we confront school culture on this episode of The Teachers Off Duty podcast. Tell loves the idea of the idea of a 4-day work week, and Gabe is quick to praise the amazing culture at his school. Lauran chimes in with her own experience of decision-making in administration and how it affects teacher's lives, while Bri gushes about the positive culture in her school. But don't worry, Gabe's got jokes for days and doesn't let anyone get too sappy. We also discuss the importance of school climate and how it can make or break buy-in at any school and we share stories of former admins who were beloved by all, and the impact they had on the school community. In everyone's favorite segment, "Good or Garbage" with Gabe, we ROAST less-than-stellar school swag, and discuss the importance of student involvement in school culture, with Gabe sharing how his school lets the seniors design tee shirts. But it's not all laughs, as Bri brings up a shocking discovery - teachers having to pay for their own substitute on sick days. The hosts share their own experiences and hilariously lament the absurdity of it all. This episode concludes with a heartfelt teacher shoutout that Bri reads with pride and gratitude. -- *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

In this highly anticipated episode of The Teachers Off Duty podcast, everyone's best friend Bri Richardson (@honestteachervibes) makes her triumphant return to the show after stepping away. Our conversation takes a deep dive into the challenges that educators face with their mental health, including the guilt that teachers can feel and the daily stresses that can take a toll on anyone. Joined by her co-hosts Tell, Lauran, and Gabe, Bri shares her personal struggles with mental health and the pressure of being an influencer, comedian, social media powerhouse, teacher, and most importantly, a parent. Tell also shares his own experience with ADHD and how it has affected his life, while Lauran talks about her experience with a colleague who took their own life and stresses the importance of talking about mental health in the education community. We cannot stress enough the importance of seeking help as we discuss our different perspectives and how vital it is to recognize and validate each other's experiences. This is a powerful and emotional conversation about a topic that is often overlooked in the education community. If you or someone you know is struggling with their mental health, join us on The Teachers Off Duty podcast and seek assistance and support from available resources. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Buckle up as we dive into the world of professional development in this week's episode of Teachers Off Duty, featuring the incredibly talented comedian and host of Crying in My Car, a podcast for teachers, Devin Siebold! Gabe, Devin, Tell, and Lauran share their most outrageous and hilarious professional development stories, from forgotten departments to surprise presenters. Devin recounts a county that completely forgot about his department and the ethics violation rundown by a judge that was anything but planned. Meanwhile, Lauran shares her experience of a PD in Houston, emphasizing the importance of keeping things stress-free. Gabe talks about his visits to universities, enlightening future educators on what he wishes he knew before becoming a teacher. The laughs keep coming as we discuss the various hiccups of PD presentations, teachers sneaking in extra tasks during PDs, and the fleeting impact of supposedly inspiring professional development sessions. Devin also shares his unique approach to PD speaking – comedy in the classroom – and its importance in keeping teachers engaged. Don't miss this hilarious take on the often absurd world of professional development with the hilarious Devin Siebold. Tune in, laugh out loud, and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to The Teachers Off Duty podcast for more comedic insights into the teaching world. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of laughter, as this week's episode of Teachers Off Duty dives into the wild and wacky world of parent teacher conferences! We're joined by the insanely funny Devin Siebold, a former teacher turned comedian and social media entertainer, who helps us unlock the treasure trove of side-splitting stories from our parent teacher conference experiences. Devin hilariously explains why having a student in the room during a conference might not be the best idea, while Tell takes on racism with a daring tale of a conference that ended abruptly. Lauran shares the shocking story of a pair of unruly parents who made their child look like an angel in comparison, and Gabe has us in stitches with his ingenious idea of placing a tip jar on his desk for parents to fill. This episode is an ode to the wild, the weird, and the wonderful encounters we've all had during parent teacher conferences. You don't want to miss this one! Tune in, laugh out loud, and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to The Teachers Off Duty podcast for more comedic gold. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

In this gut-busting Spring Break Edition of Teachers Off Duty, we're once again joined by the hilarious TikTok sensation Meghan Mayer (@thecrazycreativeteacher) for a laugh-out-loud adventure into the world of teachers on vacation. Tell kicks off the episode with a side-splitting take on the dos and don'ts of Spring Break – from surviving poolside encounters to avoiding sunburn in those "hard-to-reach" places. Meghan then shares her uproarious story of running into her students at the water park and the outrageous, unexpected adventures that ensued. Gabe is all about praising his administrators' "no work at all" Spring Break rule and later rants about how much he hats school toilet paper. Lauran brings us the juicy gossip with a dramatic and hilarious reenactment of past Spring Break relationship shenanigans. Grab your beach towel and a piña colada, and prepare for non-stop laughter in this uproarious episode of Teachers Off Duty! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Your favorite off duty teachers are back with the ever-entertaining teacher TikTok star, Megan Mayer (@TheCrazyCreativeTeacher) for a special April Fools edition! Get ready for some side-splitting laughter as we share the wildest April Fools Day pranks and other classroom antics that we've experienced, seen, or pulled off ourselves. Watch out, students! Megan catches her students' attention with some hilarious file names on her computer when connecting to the projector. Tell attempts to entertain his pre-K students with a dinosaur prank ends in terror. Lauran found herself in very slipper situation. And, Gabe shares his experiences with prankster administrators who never miss a chance to have some fun at their teachers' expense. You wont want to miss this hilarious episode of Teachers Off Duty! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

We've all had those "oops" moments – from pants splitting at the most inopportune times to misplacing the very papers we desperately needed to grade! Well, buckle up, because we're about to spill the tea on our most facepalm-worthy teacher fails, featuring none other than the hilarious TikTok teaching sensation, Meghan Mayer (@TheCrazyCreativeTeacher). Prepare to blush as we bare our most cringeworthy classroom confessions. But wait, there's more! Get ready to giggle as Gabe takes center stage in "Good or Garbage with Gabe." Spoiler alert: those school tissues don't stand a chance against Gabe's roasting prowess. Yup, they're certified trash! We wrap up the fun with a high-stakes round of "Five-Second Explanations," where the gang has a mere five seconds to guess the school activity based on clues dished out by one of our witty hosts. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

This week, we're diving into the Shark Tank with Daymond John to explore how to teach financial literacy to kids and discuss his latest children's book, Little Daymond Learns to Earn. Daymond is a well-known entrepreneur, investor, author, and TV personality who founded FUBU, a hip-hop apparel company, and has appeared as an investor and mentor on the popular TV show "Shark Tank." Aside from his successful business career, Daymond is also a motivational speaker and author of several books, including "The Power of Broke," "Rise and Grind," "Powershift," and his latest children's book. During our chat, we delve into topics such as who the first teacher in a child's life truly is, how educators can increase their earnings, and the financial lessons that schools should teach children. This informative and star-studded episode is not one to miss, so be sure to tune in and subscribe for more! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

In this episode, we uncover the most outrageous classroom stories surrounding school dress code. From crop tops to sagging pants and us sharing our most outrageous personal tales, the stories just don't quit. So, whether you're a teacher, a student, or just someone who's been bamboozled by a school dress code in the past, tune in and enjoy! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

This week, we have a special guest joining us to talk all things health and fitness in education - TikTok sensation and PE teacher extraordinaire, Meghan Matulewicz (@ms_matulewicz)! We dive head first into the world of teaching health and fitness in schools, and let's just say things are about to get awkwardly sweaty. From dodging flying dodgeballs to trying to convince middle schoolers that deodorant is NOT optional, collectively, we have seen it all! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! Visit BetterHelp.com/tod today to get 10% off your first month. Go to HelloFresh.com/tod60 and use code TOD60 for 60% off plus free shipping!

Get ready to party with the Teachers Off Duty podcast crew and former teacher turned national advocate for educational justice, Dr. Deonna Smith! This week we are sharing our best, saddest, and most outrageous stories from school birthday parties. From backpack-based cake disasters to uninvited guests, we have seen it all - and are not afraid to spill the beans. But birthday's aren't all fun and games – so we also discuss how to handle situations where students can't celebrate or feel left out. If you're looking for a laugh and some expert advice on managing school birthday celebrations, this episode is for you. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! Get 10% off with Betterhelp! Visit BetterHelp.com/tod today to get 10% off your first month.

We are back in action with special guest Ms. M to navigate the wacky and random world of student excuses. From "the dog ate my entire backpack" to fake tears that would gain Oscar nominations, we have seen and heard it all. But which ones are worthy of a passing grade, and which ones deserve detention? Listen in as they break down the good, the bad, and the hilarious excuses that have crossed their desks. So grab a notebook, sharpen your pencils, and join in on the fun! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get ready for a special episode of Teachers Off Duty as we hand over our platform and pass the mic to three black educators, advocates, and leaders to talk about teaching while black and issues black teachers face in the classroom. Taking over as hosts, Deonna Smith, Alfred 'Shivy' Brooks, and Ms. M have a very important and very necessary conversation to kick off the first weekend of Black History Month! With a mix of humor, heart, and advocacy, this dynamic trio of educators shares their experiences as black educators, as well as some hilarious tales from their time in the classroom. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we share our funniest, cringeworthy, and most heartwarming stories from Valentine's Day in the classroom and beyond. From the student who delivered a locker full of flowers to the wrong locker to a parent's unwanted romantic gesture, these tales of love, laughter, and the more-than-occasional awkward moment in the classroom will have you laughing, groaning, and maybe even shedding a tear or two. Don't miss the bonus ending when the hosts reveal their deepest, darkest teacher love-life secrets. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You are in for a treat as we're joined by special guest, Ms. M of @ms.m_closet, to tackle the world of buzzwords for teachers. From the latest teaching acronyms like STEM, PBIS, and RTI to the special terms that only teachers understand, like "differentiation" and "formative assessment", we're diving into the lingo that can make teaching feel like learning a new language. We also have some fun sharing our own hilarious experiences with buzzwords and ways we've tried to incorporate or exile them in our classrooms. To close out the show, we play a quick game of "Name the Acronym!" that will have you rolling with laughter! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With recent school shootings fresh on everyone's minds, we dive into the crucial topic of school safety and how we can take action. We discuss where the responsibility for preventing school shootings lies and suggest practical ideas for additional precautions schools can implement to keep students and staff safe. Tune in to this important conversation! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's more difficult, preparing for needing a substitute teacher or actually being a substitute teacher? From the chaos of trying to figure out a classroom's routine to the "unique" personalities of each class, substitute teaching can be a wild ride. So whether you're a seasoned sub, just starting out in the world of substitute teaching, or you're franticly trying to figure out how to take a day off from school, join us for a good laugh and some crazy sub stories. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you tired of the same old, boring New Year Resolutions? Look no further, because we are here to spice up your teacher resolution game. Join Lauran, Tell, and Gabe, as they discuss the most meaningful and ridiculous resolutions teachers have made (and hopefully kept). From promising to only work contract hours to vowing to never use the word "syllabus" again, no resolution is too out there. So grab a cup of coffee and get ready to laugh (or facepalm) with the Teachers Off Duty crew as they tackle the Teacher New Year Resolutions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are getting that warm, fuzzy feeling that only comes with wearing holiday-themed pajamas in a hot podcast studio! In this special holiday episode, we talk family and classroom holiday traditions, gifts from students, and the crazy amount of pressure teachers face this time of year. To end the show, the hosts and their families take part in a white elephant gift exchange that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, asking yourself how Gabe's present-giving privileges haven't been revoked. Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this special episode, we focus on teacher spouses with actual real-life accounts from Lauran's husband, Jordan, and Tell's husband, Jason. We outline work-life balance, commonly occurring issues for teachers, classroom decoration decorum, and more. Jason and Jordan tell us exactly what it's like to be married to a famous teacher influencer and talk about everything from random fan interaction to getting roped into content creation willingly or otherwise. Gabe then leads us through some classroom trivia and closes out the show with a teacher version of the newlywed game to see how much they know about each other. You won't believe the stories that come out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your favorite TikTok teacher, Gabe Dannenbring is back, and this time it's for keeps as he joins as a permanent host! Kids can be your harshest critics, so this week we are throwing Gabe directly in the fire by recalling his worst student roastings. From the obvious to the things that even you don't like about you, we cover it all. Still feeling the heat, we end the show with a quick-roast challenge that has everyone sweating as Gabe tries to spill the truth on Lauran and Tell. Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some things that our school board and/or admin make us do are just unnecessary and take time away from teachers actually being able to teach. From professional development, lesson plans, committee meetings, and everything in between. Tune in and join our teacher rant with teacher-comedian Eddie B! To end the show, we play a game of somewhat personal game of Never Have I Ever with some not-so-tasty hot wings! Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, we're joined by special and hilarious guest @Eddiebcomedy ! We share the most uncomfortable parent-teacher conferences we've ever had... From parents not believing actual camera footage of their child assaulting another kid, to the helicopter parent asking their child's teacher to text her every time her precious angel poops at school. To end the show, we try the weirdest and grossest snacks students LITERALLY eat at 8:00am every day. This may or may not go well... Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! Listen to the Hot Mess Teacher Express Podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The conductor of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast, Jess Smith joins us for this special episode. We reveal some of our never-told-before classroom secrets in a hilarious game of Never Have I Ever (The Teacher Version)! From failed math lessons to parent-teacher conferences bloopers, watch to the end for some solid laughs before the next few days before Thanksgiving break consumes you! Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! Listen to the Hot Mess Teacher Express Podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, we go through what a day in each of our lives looks like as teachers, influencers, and human beings. We talk about what it was like before social media changed our lives and what it's like now. Stay tuned to the end for some laughs as Tell puts makeup on Gabe without looking! Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, we get into some of the most ridiculous classroom management strategies you've ever heard. Joined again, by Gabe Dannenbring (@g_unit24), we finish off the show with a fun game of "Lemon Be Honest"! Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gabe Dannenbring (@g_unit24 on TikTok) joins us for this special Halloween episode, disguised as Gomez Addams. We talk about Halloween growing up, Halloween in our classrooms, and finish it off by rating some terrible Halloween candies. Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's episode is a discussion about what in the literal f**k is happening in classrooms these days and what is driving teachers away more than ever before. Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.