Teachers Off Duty

We're feeling nostalgic recalling the rollercoaster ride that is a school assembly. Brace yourself for Tell's ridiculously hilarious take on students' unionizing, and Gabe's priceless narration of a middle school anti-drug assembly gone very wrong. Not quite the inspiration we were looking for. In the spirit of safety (and hilarity), Lauran introduces us to the most memorable fire safety magician, who taught kids about safety while pulling a rabbit out of his... fireproof hat? We also relive the terror of the legendary fundraising assembly skits. And let's not forget Tell's revelation about grade inflation, sparking a debate filled with wit and sarcasm. We're also applauding our heroic students in this episode. From a 7th grader taking over a bus when the driver faints, to a brave class handling their teacher's unexpected fall, these kids give us hope for the future. Just when you think it can't get any crazier, we cap off the episode with a story about a school with a very unwanted guest, pretending to be a substitute teacher. We promise it's even wilder than it sounds! Join us for a jaw-dropping trip down memory lane in the world of school assemblies. We assure you, it's an episode you won't want to miss! _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Welcome to the latest episode of Teachers Off Duty, where Inclusivity is the name of the game. We discuss everything from addressing student anxiety to the wholesome value of homeroom chit-chat (it's more than just idle talk, we promise!). We recount Mr. M's innovative approach to connecting with students. Our conversation turns serious as we tackle the tricky topic of selectively teaching in history. Our stance? Give them the truth. We believe in teaching kids HOW to think, not WHAT to think. Join Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe, as we explore how inclusivity in the classroom can go from a buzzword to a lived reality. It's a wild ride, but we promise you'll leave with more than just a few teacher tricks up your sleeve. And maybe, just maybe, a new outlook on inclusivity in education! _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Lauran, Tell, Bri, and Gabe are moving into full recovery mode and are starting summer break off right with their own version of a school year recap. Be prepared to laugh out loud as Gabe trolls students using their slang incorrectly and Bri regales us with the story of a student claiming divinity. Yes, you read that right, the child said, "I am a god". We're still chuckling over Lauran's fairy tale dedication to Ryan Reynolds and the ensuing social media frenzy that followed. Tell provides a hilarious commentary on the mystical art of reading books for pleasure during the school year, and we each share our unique reflections on the rollercoaster of teaching. There's a student teacher finding her stride, a classroom romance navigated, and even a tale of a misinterpreted science Pictionary clue that you'll have to hear to believe. Ever wondered what happens when coffee spills all over a teacher's pants? Gabe spills the beans (or in this case, the coffee). We're reminiscing on the brilliant absurdity of our classrooms, like that time when Tell had to explain a miraculous fish resurrection to his students. In addition to these hilarious stories, we discuss the poignant moments of our teaching journey by reflecting on student growth, standing up to unruly parents, and celebrating our role in the lives of our students. We also debate on school hand dryers - are they good or garbage? Gabe give us the details, and Tell has a lot to say about kindergartners reaching up to dry their hands. Join us for a recap of the school year that will leave you laughing, crying, and maybe even glad it's over! _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Join the Teachers Off Duty crew for a hilarious journey down memory lane in this unforgettable prom-themed episode. Dive in as we reminisce about our mixed prom memories, from fashion faux pas to unexpected in-flight dress dilemmas? Gabe shares the challenges of chaperoning a middle school dance while Tell relives a chaotic bubble dance party that was a little more than a slippery slope. We demystify the origins of the prom, or 'promenade,' and discuss Hollywood's influence on expectations, as well as today's extravagant prom trends - helicopters included. Gabe's unexpected prom hypnosis tale is sure to pique your curiosity, and Lauran's rocky prom date stories add more drama to the mix. Ending with a sparkle, Gabe's Good or Garbage segment tackles the subject of glitter and Lauran shares your wildest prom stories sent in by listeners. This rollercoaster ride of prom memories is one dance you won't want to miss. Tune into Teachers Off Duty for all the prom night chaos and comedy! _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Join The Teachers Off Duty podcast as we share relatable experiences and humorous anecdotes about unexpected challenges in the education profession. Don't miss this enlightening episode that sheds light on the things they wish they had learned in college. WE'RE GOING ON TOUR! Come see the Teachers Off Duty Podcast Live in person in Washington DC, Philadelphia, and Boston this summer on June 23rd, 24th, and 25th! Get your tickets here: teachersoffduty.com _________________________ Get ready for an entertaining and informative episode of The Teachers Off Duty podcast! Join Bri, Tell, Lauran, Gabe, and the always hilarious Casey Hamilton as we share relatable experiences about teachers' unexpected challenges throughout their careers. From setting boundaries with parents to navigating student dynamics, we take you on a journey through our post-college teaching adventures. Lauran gets the party started by revealing the realities of teaching that were never covered in her college education, while also appreciating the support of students' families. We then delve into the complexities of addressing pronouns with students and parents and share our own humorous encounters with this sensitive topic. We also discuss the importance of parental involvement and working together as a team. Amidst the laughter, we reveal surprising gaps in our college education, from basic classroom management techniques to unexpected challenges in teaching certain subjects. Casey shares heartwarming stories of educators who changed his life, while we entertain with anecdotes about students, classrooms, and the quirks of the education system that are sure to make you laugh out loud. Don't miss this enlightening episode of The Teachers Off Duty podcast, as we shed light on the things we wish we had learned in college. Whether you're a teacher or simply enjoy the humor and challenges of the education profession, this episode is a must-listen. _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

WE'RE GOING ON TOUR! Come see the Teachers Off Duty Podcast Live in person in Washington DC, Philadelphia, and Boston this summer on June 23rd, 24th, and 25th! Get your tickets here: teachersoffduty.com _________________________ Get ready to laugh your way to the end of the school year with the Teachers Off Duty podcast crew and special TikTok teacher guest, the massively funny Casey Hamilton, @mrhamilton! From crying in your car on your lunch break to the hilarious antics of students and teachers alike, this episode is packed with all the moments that lead to end-of-the-year teacher trauma. To kick things off, Gabe warms up his punting leg with a funny anecdote about kids playing games on their chrome books and we share a string of jokes that will leave you in stitches. Then, Tell gets candid about the emotional rollercoaster of the school year, recounting moments of crying at lunch while also expressing gratitude for not having to take kids home with him. And, Casey joins in with a hilarious observation that perfectly captures the end-of-year exhaustion. We discuss the signs that indicate the end of the year is near, from putting sunscreen on pre-k kids to students advocating for other tired teachers. And Bri reveals that her indifference towards observations is a clear indication that the year is winding down. Lauran shares a memorable curriculum project involving the rock and roll hall of fame and a wax museum that helps to keep students engaged. And we delve into the topic of teachers having to buy their own supplies, from printers and ink to coats and basketball shoes. Join the laughter and camaraderie as we celebrate the end of the school year in the most hilarious way possible. _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

WE'RE GOING ON TOUR! Come see the Teachers Off Duty Podcast Live in person in Washington DC, Philadelphia, and Boston this summer on June 23rd, 24th, and 25th! Get your tickets here: teachersoffduty.com _________________________ Get ready to laugh out loud as Lauran, Tell, Gabe, and Bri take on the latest student TikTok trends covering everything that drives us teachers CRAZY! The conversation kicks off with Tell introducing the "Griddy" TikTok trend, which we find out Bri hates with the burning passion of 1000 suns. From there, we find out that we have all had enough of this classic restaurant jingle and debate over whether or not toaster strudels are actually good. Things take a wild turn when we discuss the "Devious Licks" trend, in which kids are destroying school bathrooms and more. And we reminisce about their own school shenanigans and past trends, including the classic Rick Roll and more. The episode also features a segment of "Good or Garbage" with Gabe roasting old-school pencil sharpeners. And in typical Teachers Off Duty fashion, we get a little carried away talking about trends and discuss everything from 4-H to our karaoke experiences. Tune in to this trendy episode on The Teachers Off Duty podcast. _________________________ *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Get ready to laugh out loud as we confront school culture on this episode of The Teachers Off Duty podcast. Tell loves the idea of the idea of a 4-day work week, and Gabe is quick to praise the amazing culture at his school. Lauran chimes in with her own experience of decision-making in administration and how it affects teacher's lives, while Bri gushes about the positive culture in her school. But don't worry, Gabe's got jokes for days and doesn't let anyone get too sappy. We also discuss the importance of school climate and how it can make or break buy-in at any school and we share stories of former admins who were beloved by all, and the impact they had on the school community. In everyone's favorite segment, "Good or Garbage" with Gabe, we ROAST less-than-stellar school swag, and discuss the importance of student involvement in school culture, with Gabe sharing how his school lets the seniors design tee shirts. But it's not all laughs, as Bri brings up a shocking discovery - teachers having to pay for their own substitute on sick days. The hosts share their own experiences and hilariously lament the absurdity of it all. This episode concludes with a heartfelt teacher shoutout that Bri reads with pride and gratitude. -- *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

In this highly anticipated episode of The Teachers Off Duty podcast, everyone's best friend Bri Richardson (@honestteachervibes) makes her triumphant return to the show after stepping away. Our conversation takes a deep dive into the challenges that educators face with their mental health, including the guilt that teachers can feel and the daily stresses that can take a toll on anyone. Joined by her co-hosts Tell, Lauran, and Gabe, Bri shares her personal struggles with mental health and the pressure of being an influencer, comedian, social media powerhouse, teacher, and most importantly, a parent. Tell also shares his own experience with ADHD and how it has affected his life, while Lauran talks about her experience with a colleague who took their own life and stresses the importance of talking about mental health in the education community. We cannot stress enough the importance of seeking help as we discuss our different perspectives and how vital it is to recognize and validate each other's experiences. This is a powerful and emotional conversation about a topic that is often overlooked in the education community. If you or someone you know is struggling with their mental health, join us on The Teachers Off Duty podcast and seek assistance and support from available resources. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Buckle up as we dive into the world of professional development in this week's episode of Teachers Off Duty, featuring the incredibly talented comedian and host of Crying in My Car, a podcast for teachers, Devin Siebold! Gabe, Devin, Tell, and Lauran share their most outrageous and hilarious professional development stories, from forgotten departments to surprise presenters. Devin recounts a county that completely forgot about his department and the ethics violation rundown by a judge that was anything but planned. Meanwhile, Lauran shares her experience of a PD in Houston, emphasizing the importance of keeping things stress-free. Gabe talks about his visits to universities, enlightening future educators on what he wishes he knew before becoming a teacher. The laughs keep coming as we discuss the various hiccups of PD presentations, teachers sneaking in extra tasks during PDs, and the fleeting impact of supposedly inspiring professional development sessions. Devin also shares his unique approach to PD speaking – comedy in the classroom – and its importance in keeping teachers engaged. Don't miss this hilarious take on the often absurd world of professional development with the hilarious Devin Siebold. Tune in, laugh out loud, and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to The Teachers Off Duty podcast for more comedic insights into the teaching world. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of laughter, as this week's episode of Teachers Off Duty dives into the wild and wacky world of parent teacher conferences! We're joined by the insanely funny Devin Siebold, a former teacher turned comedian and social media entertainer, who helps us unlock the treasure trove of side-splitting stories from our parent teacher conference experiences. Devin hilariously explains why having a student in the room during a conference might not be the best idea, while Tell takes on racism with a daring tale of a conference that ended abruptly. Lauran shares the shocking story of a pair of unruly parents who made their child look like an angel in comparison, and Gabe has us in stitches with his ingenious idea of placing a tip jar on his desk for parents to fill. This episode is an ode to the wild, the weird, and the wonderful encounters we've all had during parent teacher conferences. You don't want to miss this one! Tune in, laugh out loud, and don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to The Teachers Off Duty podcast for more comedic gold. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

In this gut-busting Spring Break Edition of Teachers Off Duty, we're once again joined by the hilarious TikTok sensation Meghan Mayer (@thecrazycreativeteacher) for a laugh-out-loud adventure into the world of teachers on vacation. Tell kicks off the episode with a side-splitting take on the dos and don'ts of Spring Break – from surviving poolside encounters to avoiding sunburn in those "hard-to-reach" places. Meghan then shares her uproarious story of running into her students at the water park and the outrageous, unexpected adventures that ensued. Gabe is all about praising his administrators' "no work at all" Spring Break rule and later rants about how much he hats school toilet paper. Lauran brings us the juicy gossip with a dramatic and hilarious reenactment of past Spring Break relationship shenanigans. Grab your beach towel and a piña colada, and prepare for non-stop laughter in this uproarious episode of Teachers Off Duty! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

Your favorite off duty teachers are back with the ever-entertaining teacher TikTok star, Megan Mayer (@TheCrazyCreativeTeacher) for a special April Fools edition! Get ready for some side-splitting laughter as we share the wildest April Fools Day pranks and other classroom antics that we've experienced, seen, or pulled off ourselves. Watch out, students! Megan catches her students' attention with some hilarious file names on her computer when connecting to the projector. Tell attempts to entertain his pre-K students with a dinosaur prank ends in terror. Lauran found herself in very slipper situation. And, Gabe shares his experiences with prankster administrators who never miss a chance to have some fun at their teachers' expense. You wont want to miss this hilarious episode of Teachers Off Duty! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

We've all had those "oops" moments – from pants splitting at the most inopportune times to misplacing the very papers we desperately needed to grade! Well, buckle up, because we're about to spill the tea on our most facepalm-worthy teacher fails, featuring none other than the hilarious TikTok teaching sensation, Meghan Mayer (@TheCrazyCreativeTeacher). Prepare to blush as we bare our most cringeworthy classroom confessions. But wait, there's more! Get ready to giggle as Gabe takes center stage in "Good or Garbage with Gabe." Spoiler alert: those school tissues don't stand a chance against Gabe's roasting prowess. Yup, they're certified trash! We wrap up the fun with a high-stakes round of "Five-Second Explanations," where the gang has a mere five seconds to guess the school activity based on clues dished out by one of our witty hosts. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

This week, we're diving into the Shark Tank with Daymond John to explore how to teach financial literacy to kids and discuss his latest children's book, Little Daymond Learns to Earn. Daymond is a well-known entrepreneur, investor, author, and TV personality who founded FUBU, a hip-hop apparel company, and has appeared as an investor and mentor on the popular TV show "Shark Tank." Aside from his successful business career, Daymond is also a motivational speaker and author of several books, including "The Power of Broke," "Rise and Grind," "Powershift," and his latest children's book. During our chat, we delve into topics such as who the first teacher in a child's life truly is, how educators can increase their earnings, and the financial lessons that schools should teach children. This informative and star-studded episode is not one to miss, so be sure to tune in and subscribe for more! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

In this episode, we uncover the most outrageous classroom stories surrounding school dress code. From crop tops to sagging pants and us sharing our most outrageous personal tales, the stories just don't quit. So, whether you're a teacher, a student, or just someone who's been bamboozled by a school dress code in the past, tune in and enjoy! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted!

This week, we have a special guest joining us to talk all things health and fitness in education - TikTok sensation and PE teacher extraordinaire, Meghan Matulewicz (@ms_matulewicz)! We dive head first into the world of teaching health and fitness in schools, and let's just say things are about to get awkwardly sweaty. From dodging flying dodgeballs to trying to convince middle schoolers that deodorant is NOT optional, collectively, we have seen it all! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! Visit BetterHelp.com/tod today to get 10% off your first month. Go to HelloFresh.com/tod60 and use code TOD60 for 60% off plus free shipping!

Get ready to party with the Teachers Off Duty podcast crew and former teacher turned national advocate for educational justice, Dr. Deonna Smith! This week we are sharing our best, saddest, and most outrageous stories from school birthday parties. From backpack-based cake disasters to uninvited guests, we have seen it all - and are not afraid to spill the beans. But birthday's aren't all fun and games – so we also discuss how to handle situations where students can't celebrate or feel left out. If you're looking for a laugh and some expert advice on managing school birthday celebrations, this episode is for you. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! Get 10% off with Betterhelp! Visit BetterHelp.com/tod today to get 10% off your first month.

We are back in action with special guest Ms. M to navigate the wacky and random world of student excuses. From "the dog ate my entire backpack" to fake tears that would gain Oscar nominations, we have seen and heard it all. But which ones are worthy of a passing grade, and which ones deserve detention? Listen in as they break down the good, the bad, and the hilarious excuses that have crossed their desks. So grab a notebook, sharpen your pencils, and join in on the fun! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get ready for a special episode of Teachers Off Duty as we hand over our platform and pass the mic to three black educators, advocates, and leaders to talk about teaching while black and issues black teachers face in the classroom. Taking over as hosts, Deonna Smith, Alfred 'Shivy' Brooks, and Ms. M have a very important and very necessary conversation to kick off the first weekend of Black History Month! With a mix of humor, heart, and advocacy, this dynamic trio of educators shares their experiences as black educators, as well as some hilarious tales from their time in the classroom. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we share our funniest, cringeworthy, and most heartwarming stories from Valentine's Day in the classroom and beyond. From the student who delivered a locker full of flowers to the wrong locker to a parent's unwanted romantic gesture, these tales of love, laughter, and the more-than-occasional awkward moment in the classroom will have you laughing, groaning, and maybe even shedding a tear or two. Don't miss the bonus ending when the hosts reveal their deepest, darkest teacher love-life secrets. *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You are in for a treat as we're joined by special guest, Ms. M of @ms.m_closet, to tackle the world of buzzwords for teachers. From the latest teaching acronyms like STEM, PBIS, and RTI to the special terms that only teachers understand, like "differentiation" and "formative assessment", we're diving into the lingo that can make teaching feel like learning a new language. We also have some fun sharing our own hilarious experiences with buzzwords and ways we've tried to incorporate or exile them in our classrooms. To close out the show, we play a quick game of "Name the Acronym!" that will have you rolling with laughter! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With recent school shootings fresh on everyone's minds, we dive into the crucial topic of school safety and how we can take action. We discuss where the responsibility for preventing school shootings lies and suggest practical ideas for additional precautions schools can implement to keep students and staff safe. Tune in to this important conversation! *Watch the full episode and more on our YouTube.* Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's more difficult, preparing for needing a substitute teacher or actually being a substitute teacher? From the chaos of trying to figure out a classroom's routine to the "unique" personalities of each class, substitute teaching can be a wild ride. So whether you're a seasoned sub, just starting out in the world of substitute teaching, or you're franticly trying to figure out how to take a day off from school, join us for a good laugh and some crazy sub stories. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you tired of the same old, boring New Year Resolutions? Look no further, because we are here to spice up your teacher resolution game. Join Lauran, Tell, and Gabe, as they discuss the most meaningful and ridiculous resolutions teachers have made (and hopefully kept). From promising to only work contract hours to vowing to never use the word "syllabus" again, no resolution is too out there. So grab a cup of coffee and get ready to laugh (or facepalm) with the Teachers Off Duty crew as they tackle the Teacher New Year Resolutions. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are getting that warm, fuzzy feeling that only comes with wearing holiday-themed pajamas in a hot podcast studio! In this special holiday episode, we talk family and classroom holiday traditions, gifts from students, and the crazy amount of pressure teachers face this time of year. To end the show, the hosts and their families take part in a white elephant gift exchange that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, asking yourself how Gabe's present-giving privileges haven't been revoked. Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this special episode, we focus on teacher spouses with actual real-life accounts from Lauran's husband, Jordan, and Tell's husband, Jason. We outline work-life balance, commonly occurring issues for teachers, classroom decoration decorum, and more. Jason and Jordan tell us exactly what it's like to be married to a famous teacher influencer and talk about everything from random fan interaction to getting roped into content creation willingly or otherwise. Gabe then leads us through some classroom trivia and closes out the show with a teacher version of the newlywed game to see how much they know about each other. You won't believe the stories that come out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your favorite TikTok teacher, Gabe Dannenbring is back, and this time it's for keeps as he joins as a permanent host! Kids can be your harshest critics, so this week we are throwing Gabe directly in the fire by recalling his worst student roastings. From the obvious to the things that even you don't like about you, we cover it all. Still feeling the heat, we end the show with a quick-roast challenge that has everyone sweating as Gabe tries to spill the truth on Lauran and Tell. Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some things that our school board and/or admin make us do are just unnecessary and take time away from teachers actually being able to teach. From professional development, lesson plans, committee meetings, and everything in between. Tune in and join our teacher rant with teacher-comedian Eddie B! To end the show, we play a game of somewhat personal game of Never Have I Ever with some not-so-tasty hot wings! Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, we're joined by special and hilarious guest @Eddiebcomedy ! We share the most uncomfortable parent-teacher conferences we've ever had... From parents not believing actual camera footage of their child assaulting another kid, to the helicopter parent asking their child's teacher to text her every time her precious angel poops at school. To end the show, we try the weirdest and grossest snacks students LITERALLY eat at 8:00am every day. This may or may not go well... Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! Listen to the Hot Mess Teacher Express Podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The conductor of the Hot Mess Teacher Express podcast, Jess Smith joins us for this special episode. We reveal some of our never-told-before classroom secrets in a hilarious game of Never Have I Ever (The Teacher Version)! From failed math lessons to parent-teacher conferences bloopers, watch to the end for some solid laughs before the next few days before Thanksgiving break consumes you! Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! Listen to the Hot Mess Teacher Express Podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, we go through what a day in each of our lives looks like as teachers, influencers, and human beings. We talk about what it was like before social media changed our lives and what it's like now. Stay tuned to the end for some laughs as Tell puts makeup on Gabe without looking! Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, we get into some of the most ridiculous classroom management strategies you've ever heard. Joined again, by Gabe Dannenbring (@g_unit24), we finish off the show with a fun game of "Lemon Be Honest"! Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gabe Dannenbring (@g_unit24 on TikTok) joins us for this special Halloween episode, disguised as Gomez Addams. We talk about Halloween growing up, Halloween in our classrooms, and finish it off by rating some terrible Halloween candies. Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's episode is a discussion about what in the literal f**k is happening in classrooms these days and what is driving teachers away more than ever before. Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joined again by Greg from @gregisms, in this episode we talk about funny stories we have from running into the parents of our students outside of school. Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Special guest, Greg Kata from @gregisms, joins us this week to talk about "Sunday Scaries", that moment on Sundays when you start to stress about the new school week ahead. We talk about how we tackle them and share what other teachers do to try and combat them too. Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content! New comedy skit series episodes just posted! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Despite all the horror stories we share about teaching each month, in this episode, we talk about some of the best parts, and what we love about being an educator! Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Hispanic Heritage Month! We're joined again by Sofia Bella (@iamsofiabella) whose family comes from Mexico and Cuba, Tell Williams whose mother is from Puerto Rico, and Lauran Woolley who also has some hispanic family background! We talk about the controversy behind use of Hispanic, LatinX, and Latina/Latino, we do a tasting a bunch of Sofia's favorite Mexican candies, and talk about National Indigenous People's Day coming up! Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Season 3, let's gooooo! In this episode, we discuss some of the funniest things students have said in our classrooms with special guest and internet star, Sofia Bella (@iamsofiabella)! Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this last episode of season 2, we have a fun discussion about teachers' pets and interesting classroom pets. Which host do you think was the teacher's pet as a student? Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are certain things students say and do that really grind teachers' gears! In this episode, we all share which ones get under our skin the most. Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, we're joined by our friend and co-comedian on the Bored Teachers Comedy Tour, Devin Siebold, to talk about all the things we have loved in or about our classroom, and some things we absolutely HATED! Check out our MERCH! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tune in to hear some of the wildest, most ridiculous stories that teachers have experienced on field trips in our last episode with our friend, Lashay Greenwood! Check out our merch shop! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whether it was the teachers we had growing up, stories sent into us about other teachers, or us... listen in as we share all the stories about weird stuff teachers have done! Check out our merch shop! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friend, Lashay Greenwood (@lashatgreenwood) joins us for this super fun episode as we all (minus Lauran) share the craziest stories from our first year in the profession! Check out our merch shop! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In our final episode with Assistant Principal Barry White Jr., we take the opportunity to ask all the questions teachers want to hear responses to from the perspective of admin, and to spark the dialogue necessary to bridge the gaps between teachers and school leaders. This episode is brought to you by our friends over at Teacher Style Box — the first and only clothing rental subscription service made for teachers! With thousands of styles from +150 brands, you get to wear quality, brand-name clothes without ever having to buy OR wash them! Where up 8 items a month with UNLIMITED box swaps and free shipping both ways and free laundry! Unlock your unlimited dream teacher closet today with a FREE 30 days. No contracts, no commitments! Use the promo code TEACHERSOFFDUTY and give it a try: https://www.teacherstylebox.com Check out our merch shop! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear first-year teachers, we've been in your shoes! Here are a some things we wish we knew during our first year in the profession and what you can do or avoid to make things a little easier on you this year! This episode is brought to you by our friends over at Teacher Style Box — the first and only clothing rental subscription service made for teachers! With thousands of styles from +150 brands, you get to wear quality, brand-name clothes without ever having to buy OR wash them! Where up 8 items a month with UNLIMITED box swaps and free shipping both ways and free laundry! Unlock your unlimited dream teacher closet today with a FREE 30 days. No contracts, no commitments! Use the promo code TEACHERSOFFDUTY and give it a try: https://www.teacherstylebox.com Check out our merch shop! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A lot of people have misconceptions about what teachers actually do during the summer months. Well, our good friend and vice principal in Charlotte, NC, Barry White Jr. (@barrywhitejr__) is joining us to discuss the truth! This episode is brought to you by our friends over at Teacher Style Box — the first and only clothing rental subscription service made for teachers! With thousands of styles from +150 brands, you get to wear quality, brand-name clothes without ever having to buy OR wash them! Where up 8 items a month with UNLIMITED box swaps and free shipping both ways and free laundry! Unlock your unlimited dream teacher closet today with a FREE 30 days. No contracts, no commitments! Use the promo code TEACHERSOFFDUTY and give it a try: https://www.teacherstylebox.com Check out our merch shop! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh, how the times have changed! From the students to parents, to admin, to society, the classroom is a very different place from what it used to be when we were kids. Listen to what we think has changed the most! Check out our merch shop! Subscribe to our newsletter! Become a Patreon member to access exclusive bonus content with hilarious games! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.