TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew swap workout tips and wonder if a birthday clown that terrorizes your children for hire can even be real.

Luke and Andrew convene another panel of "One and A Half Men", in which two dudes try to talk about female-oriented issues.

Jen stops by to celebrate her birthday and pass the Song of The Summer Torch to Producer Andrew.

Luke Andrew & Sean learn about turning problems into blessings and play with a Magic Eight Ball.

A very drunk lady shares some pearls of wisdom with Luke regarding one Charlie Sheen.

Luke and Andrew announce the return of TBTL's 4th annual Song of The Summer Contest.

Moshe Kasher stops by to talk about his new book which covers drugs, Judaism, and why his grandfather may have been the best lover the world has ever seen.

Luke's buddy The Mummy stops by to play some music, while the gang contemplates whether or not to make a Hell Pizza.

In possibly the most bizarre TBTL of all time, Luke and his pals descend on the 2nd Ave Deli in New York, eat and drink up a storm, record it, and call it entertainment.

Luke checks in from an NYC hotel with strange clientele, plus an interview with one of TBTL's favorite bands, Built To Spill.

Comedian Maria Bamford swings by, plus Sean DeTore gets to the bottom of this whole Satanic Backmasking Thing once and for all.

A Florida man is arrested for putting soda in his free water cup at a McDonalds. Luke puts the entire fountain drink system on trial.

Ben Gibbard stops by to talk about how disgusted he was with some recent behavior from The Mariners, plus Producer Andrew has exciting news about the McDonald's tapes from his youth.

Luke and Andrew defend the guy who kept an elaborate spreadsheet of his online dates.

TBTL talks to fellow radio friendo Steve Scher about what it's like to live with ringing in your ears 24 hours a day for years and years.

Sean DeTore stops by to update us on his tax return, dying plant and other things, plus TBTL welcomes back one of its most popular segments, Call-Makers.

TBTL gets an eyewitness report of the Tupac hologram situation from Coachella thanks to Randy Wang of the "Pretty Good Podcast"

The hilarious and lovely Teresa Strasser stops by TBTL to talk about hollywood, writing projects, and why her date with Luke years ago could never be.

Luke and Andrew realize they are not qualified to discuss female-oriented issues, so they bring in the big gun, Jen Andrews.

Luke and Andrew discuss Axel Rose's decision to skip the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and more is revealed in Andrew's search for the McDonald's tapes of his childhood.

Luke and Andrew spend fifty five minutes trying to set Andrew's new iPad up, record it, and call it a show.

Luke reveals something about a recent very unpopular guest, while Producer Andrew explains his fear of drive-thrus.

The death of Mike Wallace has Luke and Producer Andrew wondering if they are, technically speaking, journalists.

Sean's plant is suffering from a mysterious illness and he doesn't know what to do about it.

The last time Neil Hamburger was on the show, the listeners hated it. So we asked him back to respond to their hurtful internet comments.

Luke has a run-in with his neighbor over the apparently toxic substance he wants to use to kill some moss in his yard.

Luke and Andrew discuss the merits of cats, national anthems, and female television programs.

Luke wonders if his total domination of an onstage drinking contest was a good or bad thing. Plus, Producer Andrew is no big fan of April Fools pranks.

TBTL Live from Comicon, Featuring Wil Wheaton

Jen and Luke stumble upon video of a drunk guy singing in the back of a police car, proving that music is the great liberator of the human spirit.

Eugene Mirman and Elna Baker stop by to talk about lotto winnings, the new craze of Baby Birding, and the challenges of telling your Very Mormon Parents you're not a mormon anymore.

Luke and Andrew deal with the backlash against the backlash over their foul mouths. Plus, terrible celebrity parenting, and! The music of Alessandra Rose.

Luke and Producer Andrew talk about Mike Daisey's apology, which actually kicks off with a reference to TBTL. Plus they discuss whether or no they should establish a TBTL swear jar.

Adam Carolla stops by to talk fame, fortune, and why no one watched his home improvement TV show.

After hearing about yet another famous person with gout, Luke starts to have phantom pains, thinking he might have it to. Meanwhile, Sean's medical advice is suspect at best.

Eddie Pepitone star of stage and screen (iPod screen actually, but whatever) stops by discuss his plot to move off the grid to a place called Slab City.

Luke and Producer Andrew discuss where the line is between friendly and creepy when adult males talk to non-adult children. Also, Luke makes a startling admission about the movie The Shining.

Luke and Producer Andrew try to figure out who had a crappier weekend. Luke, who ended up penniless and phone-less begging his way onto a city bus, or monologist Mike Daisey, who was exposed as a fibber.

This episode was missing from the TBTL archive, so the original title and description are missing. It was uploaded on April 30, 2025.

This episode was missing from the TBTL archive, so the original title and description are missing. It was uploaded on April 30, 2025.

This episode was missing from the TBTL archive, so the original title and description are missing. It was uploaded on April 30, 2025.

Luke learns in a very painful way that his best athletic days are behind him when he and The Mummy's rec basketball team suffers a humiliating loss.

Luke and Producer Andrew have plans to discuss the news of the day but end up delving into their childhood traumas with special emphasis on the danger of eating super hot peppers.

Marilyn Hagerty, the 85 year-old restaurant critic whose Olive Garden review has swept the internet shows up on TBTL to explain why we should all get over the internet. Plus! Motopony stops by Burbank Studios to chat, drink, and break into impromptu church songs.

KROQ's Bean Baxter stops by TBTL Studios to recount his recent meeting with Lana Del Rey, and Luke wonders if he's being a jerk by laughing at a midwestern newspaper review of Olive Garden.

The hilarious (and sometimes profound) Ron Funches visits Burbank Studios. Plus Luke and Andrew debate whether or not to see Lana Del Rey play a free show in Seattle.

Insane Clown Posse launches a social networking site, Luke joins and finds he's made some weird new homies.

Luke and Producer Andrew discuss Ice Cube, high school weightlifting and Luke's brush with his personal hero, Alec Baldwin.

Luke checks in from Chicago after another round of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me (which featured an awesome guest), plus, an interview with humorist, social critic, and all-around genius Fran Lebowitz.

Luke jets off for Chicago feeling very excited for the Wait Wait Special Guest he'll get to talk to but not before the fellas from The Lonely Forest stop by Burbank Studios to drink some scotch and make up some songs.