TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Luke and Andrew spend Memorial Day appreciating one of Tim Conway's most memorable characters. And Luke explains why he didn't invite Andrew to a virtual party.

Luke just realized that scammers may be trying to steal his identity. Like, for real.

Luke has an update on the Search For The Real Andrew Walsh, and Andrew has a pizza dream that does not end well.

Luke's exclusive relationship with Domino's Pizza reaches day 6, Papa John invites us inside his gaudy mansion, and some TBTL listeners try the Chuck E Cheese re-branded pizza.

Andrew applies a "take no prisoners" approach in addressing accusations about noises he makes during the show (possibly violating several laws while doing so.) Meanwhile, the ongoing Michael Jordan documentary makes Luke question his love of the basketball player. And a John Mulaney stand-up joke hurts the feelings of a real-life police detective.

Luke and Andrew pay tribute to filmmaker Lynn Shelton and to Fred Willard, who both passed away this weekend. Also, TBTL is Mystery Solvers as some listeners think they've found contact information for The Real Andrew Walsh, the best substitute teacher of all time.

Luke and Andrew talk to Julien, a teenager in Connecticut who's looking for his former teacher, whose name also happens to be Andrew Walsh. And we find out which two audio drops made it to the final round in the Drops Of Stupider contest!

Luke and Andrew begin a quest to find "the real Andrew Walsh" after Andrew is contacted by a stranger who hoped he was someone else. Plus, the New York Times offers some Dazzling Deets about the making of Fury Road. And Matt Damon is making waves in a small Irish town that just wants everyone to LEAVE MATT ALONE.

Luke and Andrew forge a hair-cutting pact, and they start a new media company. All in one show! And a new podcast about a glam metal song is teaching Luke about Cold War history.

Luke has agreed to write and perform a song, and he has major regrets. He and Andrew also debate if they'll smell better when they're older. And a police officer uses a recorded peacock mating call to lure a bird back to the zoo.

Luke and Andrew discuss their plans for a special week of TBTL-a-Thon shows and activities. Also, Singapore is using robot dogs to enforce social distancing. Today's show is sponsored by Doordash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.

Luke celebrated his birthday last night with a little help from some very unlikely friends! Plus, Luke and Andrew learn why dogs freak out when people exercise around them. And we find out which four audio drops made it to the Drops of Stupider semifinals. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Elon Musk and Grimes have given their newborn a name that seems…difficult. And Andrew recalls the time Luke fired him. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke is obsessed with a story about NBA players who don't have access to basketball hoops during quarantine times. And Andrew's bold hot take on raccoons turns out to be tepid at best. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke and Andrew stayed up late to watch Korean baseball's opening day, and they're glad they did! They also discuss beginning each show with a formal disclaimer. And Luke tries to get Andrew more excited about the new Middleditch and Schwartz Netflix specials. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke found himself betting on digital horses this weekend, while learning about the Murder Hornets invading the Bay City. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke and Andrew uncover the mysteries of Michael Jackson's song "Black or White", with a little help from R.E.M. (and an old Vice article.) Plus, the Drops of Stupider contest moves on to the Elite Eight! Click here to see the updated Drops of Stupider bracket, and vote for the new match-ups below: I Feel Happy of Myself vs I Don't Watch the News Cause I'm a Kid I Love Jesus But I Drink a Little vs Let the Fun Begin The Marsupial Gurgle vs Power Out That's a Pretty Good Spoof vs Is it Too Early to Get a Fish Sandwich

Luke is offended by a Seth Meyer's bit about joggers, much to Andrew's surprise. And speaking of surprises, Post Malone delivers a great Nirvana performance. Today's show is sponsored by Shippo. Visit GoShippo.com/TBTL for a free trial.

Luke and Andrew learn that Chuck E. Cheese — and other restaurants — are using different company names to sell food on GrubHub. Is it ingenious or nefarious? Depends on the company involved. Plus, Andrew has his eyes on a new Garfield mug. Today's show is sponsored by The Zebra.com

Andrew uses the famous "booty" method to teach Luke how to dice an onion. And we hear about a London music label that sells extremely artisanal, extremely expensive records. Today's show is sponsored by Shippo. Visit GoShippo.com/TBTL for a free trial.

Luke and Andrew listen back to the episode of Small Wonder that changed the course of Andrew's life. Plus, Luke took a break from watching chiropractor "popping" videos to enjoy this weekend's SNL, which seems to be hitting a stride.

Luke and Andrew wax nostalgic about Domino's pizza, Cisco Morris, and the old fashioned radio days of TBTL. They also reveal the round 2 winners in the Drops of Stupider contest! Today's show is sponsored by Doordash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.

Luke finally unveils his unrivaled imitation of Goofy (the animated dog) while Andrew deals with mystery wounds appearing on his body. Plus, the very first YouTube video was posted 15 years ago today.

Luke and Andrew explore the cultural history of the off-Broadway show, "Nunsense." They also discuss the much celebrated and somewhat confounding Steak-Umms Twitter feed, and Andrew gets Luke to tell him one of his favorite Burbankian stories again. Today's show is sponsored by Doordash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.

Luke is thankful for the new Michael Jordan documentary during quarantine, although any thoughts of sports eventually lead to a coronavirus anxiety loop. Plus, Andrew asks the listeners to weigh-in on important questions regarding socks and Lima beans. Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke and Andrew listen to a 30-year old audio tape from a very sad 6 year old who also has some perspective on life. Also, a news reporter accidentally (allegedly) broadcasts her husband in the shower. Today's show is sponsored by Doordash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.

Andrew spends some time emphasizing with the Youth Of America, while Luke learns how to become a once-in-a-generation auto mechanic. Plus, we wrap up Round 2 of the Drops Of Stupider contest. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

We finally find out which audio drops made it through the first round of the Drops Of Stupider contest! Plus, the rent-a-celeb website Cameo is doing some very brisk business in the age of self-quarantine. And Andrew pursues another podcasting opportunity. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke and Andrew try to figure out their blood types, with mixed results. Also, Luke's new favorite show is on Instagram, Andrew is obsessed with a mental health commercial, and Amy Schumer had to change her kid's name. And, despite Andrews' vows to avoid the subject, they delve back into the untrustworthy world of Tiger King.

Luke tries to prepare Andrew for the great Rat Wars, which have already begun. Luke also thinks the premise of "Hey Jude" is kind of weird? Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke and Andrew enjoyed some quarantine-specific live TV this weekend, from SNL to Snax the Bunny. They also debate whether Weed Whacking is the worst outdoor chore. Today's show is sponsored by Babbel. Visit Babbel.com and use promo code TBTL on your three month subscription.

Luke and Andrew discuss their strange mental states on Day 26 of "Shut It Down, America." Plus Andrew figures out who some sports radio guy is, Luke gets duped by a fake headline, and we hear the final contestants in the Drops of Stupider contest. Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-free, 30 day trial.

Luke and Andrew relive their respective Cable Access Television days. Plus, Luke learns more about his new favorite Instagram star. And TBTL talks about the Dan Le Batard Show talking about the Howard Stern Show and about the Howard Stern Show talking about the Dan Le Batard show. (I have it all written down somewhere.) Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-free, 30 day trial.

Luke and Andrew pay tribute to John Prine, who passed away. Plus, Luke is going to interview his #1 musical hero this afternoon, and he's a little nervous. And Andrew keeps talking about Donovan for some damn reason. Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-free, 30 day trial.

Jen "Flash" Andrews hops on the line from Ohio, where she surprisingly finds herself riding-out the coronavirus crisis. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss their many, many, many, daily walks around the neighborhood. Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-free, 30 day trial.

Luke and Andrew are worried that the dogs of America aren't getting enough pet-pets from strangers. Plus, a TIGER has tested positive for the coronavirus. A TIGER. And we hear the third grouping of audio drops in the TBTL "Drops of Stupider" contest. Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/TBTL for a risk-free for 30 day trial.

Luke gets shirty with a stranger during a jog, and Andrew's vape shop is considered an "essential service." Plus, we hear the next batch of audio drops in listener Jake's "Drops of Stupider" competition!

Luke thinks he's outsmarted the company's Concur Expense System, while Andrew worries he's been outsmarted by a drawing of trombones. Plus! It's the official Day One of the "TBTL Drops of Stupider" drop contest! Today's show is sponsored by DoorDash. Download the app and use the promo code TBTL to get $5 off your first order of $15 or more.

TBTL Friendo and MSNBC news guy Chris Hayes calls-in to discuss his new broadcast routine (and how he's feeling) during the coronavirus crisis. Plus, Luke's mom is trying to swear more, so that's cool. And on this April Fool's day, Andrew tells the story of his father's box of fake poop.

A new bit of knowledge makes Luke feel betrayed by the producers of Tiger King. Plus, he and Andrew review some of the audio drops that are competing in the great TBTL Drop-Off, now officially entitled, "Drops of Stupider." Vote here for your favs!

A man's attempt to create a no-face-touching device goes horribly, horribly wrong. Plus, Luke and Andrew find themselves holding their breaths when they pass strangers. That's not right, is it? And they help launch listener Jake's "TBTL Drop-Off", in which the Tens of Listeners vote on their favorite audio drops of all time. Vote here!

Luke and Andrew do their best to take the edge off of a very stressful week with the help of a cowboy security guard. They also debate the social pecking order of hot dogs and corn dogs.

Luke and Andrew have begun watching the Netflix hit Tiger King, which they rightfully take most of the credit for. Plus, Luke is delighted by a Twitter thread about the origins of Triscuits, and Andrew sticks his neck out to defend Girl Scout Cookies as an enjoyable treat. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Bambee Bambee.com/tbtl to to schedule a free HR audit.

Luke tries to help Andrew as he deals with CNN's refusal to air the latest episode of The Windsors. We also hear from a listener who is bearing the brunt of rude and panicked coronavirus-era shoppers. And Andrew is friends with Rita Wilson now. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Ollie. Visit MyOllie.com/try/tbtl to get 50% off your first box of food and a free bag of treats.

Luke and Andrew keep things positive during lock-down with a lot of help from the TBTL Tens...and a rapping Rita Wilson! . . . Today's show is sponsored by Bambee Bambee.com/tbtl to to schedule a free HR audit.

Luke reluctantly takes a TV assignment, and Andrew is mad at CNN for preempting his Charles & Diana stories. Plus, some quarantined celebrities made some questionable decisions on social media this weekend. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Ollie. Visit MyOllie.com/try/tbtl to get 50% off your first box of food and a free bag of treats.

Luke and Andrew check in with Luke's mom to see how his parents are doing and also to find out why his whole childhood was a lie. Plus, listener voicemails, and a very long digression into Donovan that involves Sammy Hagar and Andrew doing an impression of Donovan doing an impression of George Harrison. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/tbtl for a risk-free for 30 day trial.

We hear from the Tens of Listeners who've filled our voicemail lines to tell us how they're faring during quarantine. Plus, Luke fought the law, and the Luke won. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.

Luke and Andrew attended a virtual birthday party last night! Plus, hackers are taking advantage of the coronavirus situation, and that's simply not cool, man. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Theragun. Visit Theragun.com/tbtl for a risk-free for 30 day trial.

Andrew found some toilet paper yesterday, and Luke installed a bidet in his bathroom. Life goes on! We also learn that the average human body temperature is no longer 98.6 degrees, and that the song "98.6" is really good! And we hear from the Tens of Listeners as they tell us how they are surviving self-quarantine. . . . Today's show is sponsored by Quip. Visit GetQuip.com/tbtl to get your first refill pack free with a Quip electric toothbrush.