Talk About That

John’s blind dog makes a run for it, and Jonnie reminisces on childhood fire safety tips. Then, the boys discuss why “brokenness” makes for more interesting characters in TV and movies (and real life), and why Christians sometimes feel the need to hide their flaws. Plus, a conversation on cancel culture, forgiveness and growth. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Spoiled Milk : “It’s spreadable, and it’s edible!” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

The boys discuss the Vols’ chances in March Madness, and whether John could hit clutch free throws. Then, Jonnie shares details about his health journey, weight loss, and support system. Also, a conversation about misogyny in evangelical churches, and why it’s so damaging. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Dave’s Magic & Valet Parking™️: “Is THIS your car??” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John and Jonnie know nothing about farming or hunting, and it shows. Then, the boys reminisce on incredibly dumb things they did behind the wheel 🚙 as teenagers, and Jonnie gets skeptical about the "Treasure of Oak Island” 💰. Plus, a conversation on what we surmise to be the appeal of our own show (for better or worse). Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Marital Arguments™️ : “I didn’t say I was angry. I said I was upset." 🤯 Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie has car problems and he somehow makes it worse, while John tries to be a Good Samaritan until he hears gunshots. Then the boys discuss their checkered driving past, and Jonnie encounters a loud child on a plane. Plus, a conversation on the art of listening 👂 without always offering solutions or advice. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Gravel™️ 🪨: "Like pavement, but looser." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John and Jonnie have their monthly COVID scare, and prepare to blame each other. Jonnie pays way too much for a pet’s surgeries, and the boys inadvertently create a Russian figure skater. Plus, a conversation on gender roles and chivalry. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Hyphens®️: “The fine line between a co-op and a coop.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John writes way too many words, while Jonnie worries he isn’t animated enough onstage. Then, the boys survive the Snowpocalypse, but have a harrowing tale to tell. Also, a conversation about confidence, insecurity, and vulnerability. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Your Check Engine Light™️💡: “It’s probably nothing, but whatever it is sure sounds expensive.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie defends himself from the fallout of last weeks hotdog 🌭 episode and builds a snow fort ❄️. Then the boys discuss Artificial Intelligence, and its effects on comedy and censorship. Plus, a conversation about opposition-based thinking, and the importance of holding our own tribes accountable. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by iPhone Screen Time Notifications ®️: “Of course you’re addicted to your phone 📱. Let us show you exactly how much." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John and Jonnie break down some overused colloquialisms, and believe it will help you (when combined with diet and exercise). Jonnie contemplates petty crime when he is wronged by the local grocer, and John argues with his wife over sausage. Also a conversation on justice and grace. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Tennessee Football 🏈: “This season is in the bag💰." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John receives a sick burn from a neighbor while out for a jog, and Jonnie dreams of being President, if only to enact arbitrary legislation. Then the boys discuss Old Testament stories, and whether they’d do 7 years of labor for their bride. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Hairetics 💇‍♂️®️: “Where bad theologians get a good cut.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John and Jonnie discuss the role of satirical content in social change, and lament those who use a “free speech” defense while committing acts of sedition. Also, an important conversation about Christian Nationalism, the legacy of our President, and the church’s response. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by The Main Stream Media®️ : “Something occur you don’t agree with? Blame us." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John has clogged ear canals, and Jonnie tells a story about a smelly kid from the news. Then the boys discuss their amazement at (older) technology that we take for granted. Also a conversation about the President, his legacy, and our disappointment with recent events (some of which were happening live as we recorded). Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Bidet, Mate!™️: “The Only Australian Bidet Company. We clean your land down under. " Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John cleans out his garage, while Jonnie makes an internet purchase and gets sucked into a vortex of Facebook "Dad Ads". Then, the boys talk about their band days 🎸, and John’s propensity to talk between songs onstage. Also, a conversation about condemnation and grace. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Cottage Cheese™️: “You won’t know we’ve gone bad until it’s too late." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

The boys discuss their (least) favorite Christmas songs, and remember some branding advice they received from a record producer. Then, a discussion about heretical song lyrics send the boys down a rabbit hole. Plus, a listener question about celebrities who are Christian. This episode is NOT sponsored by Mistletoe™️: “The only plant with a name that also sounds like a foot disease.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John and Jonnie talk about the pain of editing, and John has an idea to make a million dollars a year 💰. Also, a conversation on contentment, joy vs. circumstantial happiness. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Etch a Sketch®️: “Around here, we draw stairs.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie is fascinated by a new scientific development 🧪, and ponders its effects. Then, a discussion on why music artists generally need to look a certain way to be accepted. Also, a conversation on digital health, and the death of nuance. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Santa Claus®️🎅: “I’m taking the year off. Sorry, kids." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John loves church history, especially if it involves eating, while Jonnie notices a strange new tick caused by mask-wearing. Then the boys fantasize about gaining weight for a movie role. Also, a discussion on whether we should teach kids that they’re “special”, and learning the value of liturgy. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Nougat®️: “It’s in all your favorite candy bars, but no one really knows what it is." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John rescues Jonnie on the side of the road, ad ponders whether it makes them even in the long run. Jonnie can’t wait to be a corporate sellout. Then the boys talk about the election controversy and conspiracy theorists🙄 . Also, John tackles a listener question about whether the Bible condones slavery. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Casper Mattresses®️: “Totally haunted, but the friendly kind." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie almost ruins someone’s ministry for failure to properly vet a movie clip 🤬, while John almost punches his wife in his sleep 🥊. Then the boys discuss sleep drugs and whether the Body Mass Index is fake news. Also, a conversation about liberty from a Biblical perspective. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Turkey Ham®️🦃 🐷: "The original mash-up" Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

The boys discuss the impact of social media on the election aftermath. Jonnie posts a shirtless photo because he can. Then, John defends the Electoral College, and brags about how much math he knows. Plus, a conversation on tribalism and the dangers of cancel culture. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Four Seasons Total Landscaping 🌺™️: Now booking for Winter of 2020. Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Time for another trip down memory lane, back to November 2018, to be exact. Jonnie tells the dumb story of his dumb injury, John takes his family to Disney, but only for the sermon illustrations, and the boys discuss voting, immigration, and other hot-button topics that will cost them listeners. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by No Shave November®️: “The best way to let yourself go since Flabuary.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

The boys ponder what sweets old people prefer, and to their horror, realize they ARE old people. Jonnie’s wife will probably get away with murder, while John believes it takes a village to raise a child, and appoints Uncle Jonnie to his Parenting Trubunal. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Candy Corn™️: "For people who love sugar, but hate themselves." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie wants the church to adopt Festivus rules. Then the boys discuss their favorite sodas, and whether CBD oil works. Also, special guest Alyson Holland joins the conversation to talk about the Kennedy Curse and the cult of personality around ultra famous families. Check out her smash hit podcast, “Kennedy Dynasty”, on all platforms. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by I’ll Pray About It ™️: “The way Christians everywhere say ’No’”. Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie has some odd requirements for his hotel room, and almost ruins a middle school volleyball game. John hates small talk, and eats ice cream in bed like a monster. Also, a conversation about crowns in heaven. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Otter Pops™️: “When you want a popsicle, but also want to cut your mouth with sharp plastic." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie explains his intense phobia of hoodies, and John offers a solution. John’s wife sets her clocks back in different rooms, and Jonnie ruins someone’s business call. Also, a conversation about growing up in the “Just Say No” generation. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Knees™️ : “If you’re over 40, we hurt now. Congratulations." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John becomes an inside restaurant guy and ponders his “platform", while Jonnie visits Nebraska and hatches an invention that will (probably not) change mask-wearing forever. Also, a conversation about the line between stewardship of our gifts and the pride of being “self-made." Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Voting™️🇺🇸: “The candidates are all terrible, but at least you got a sticker, right?" Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie goes to the dentist and gets way too much nitrous oxide, while John counsels his daughter without a license. Also, a conversation about an “Us vs. Them” mentality in church and culture at large. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Red Rover™️: “Injuring Children since 1878" Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie gets furious in an airport, and ponders breaking into the NBA Bubble, while John comes up with the cheesiest Youth Group slogan in history. Plus, a conversation about a recent “prophetic warning” video, and why Christians are fascinated by predictions about the future. Today episode is NOT sponsored by Papa Murphy’s Pizza 🍕™️: “Cook it yourself, loser." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie takes a trip to Middle Earth 16 years too late, and almost forgets a joke at a TV taping. John ruins Laura’s sleep and pulls a gun on dream burglars. Also, a conversation about rest, and why it’s just as important as work. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Printer Ink ™️🖨 : “You’re probably out, and it’s gonna cost you.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John talks about the fall of the Roman Empire, white grape juice, and admits he speaks more bluntly on the livestream. Jonnie shares the perfect time limit for a sermon, while lamenting his own short attention span. Also, the boys make an argument that America is currently in a recovery program (whether we know it or not). Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Listerine™️: “Your breath was always this bad. The mask just proved it." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John hates small talk, and desperately want to tell you about his rash, while Jonnie is worried that getting healthy will make him less funny. Then, the boys discuss artists who use their platform to push politics, and why comedy with an agenda is almost always a bad idea. Also, a conversation on vulnerability. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Lucky Charms 🍀™️: “We know you just buy it for the marshmallows, and we’re okay with that." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John can’t stop working even on vacation, which Jonnie finds insufferable. Then they boys discuss what performer they’d risk getting COVID to see live in concert. Also, a listener question about the End of Days. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Seasonal Allergies 🤧 ™️: “Making people stare at you judgmentally since March, 2020." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie plays a terrifying version of hide-and-seek 🧦, while John plays tag with fireworks 🧨. Then, the boys make biking sermon illustrations 🚲. Also, a conversation about (gulp)…mask mandates 😷. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Tic Tacs™️ : “When you need fresh breath for exactly 3 seconds." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie has his first comedy club shows in the Age of Corona 😷, John shares some of his recovery journey, and the boys talk about having to “unlearn” some toxic theology from their youth. Also, a conversation about the glorification of anxiety in our culture. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Kudzu 🍃™️: “We’re taking over." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Due to a death in the family, the boys take a week off and go back in time for a Throwback episode. Jonnie witnesses something weird at the Apple store, John talks to his phone with a British accent, and the boys discuss the last two seasons of The Office. Also a conversation on liturgy, and how being present is better than living from event to event. This episode if NOT sponsored by Faxes: Like an email, but with 100% more garbage. Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

The boys talk about old cartoons, (over?)protective moms, and the imminent removal of villains and idiots from pop culture. Plus, Listener Questions! Also, a conversation about online debate and the death of expertise. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Your Second Rodeo 🤠™️: “Because this is not your first rodeo." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John hotwires his microwave, finds a dead mole in his pool, and corrects Jonnie’s horsey heresy. Then the boys discuss some historical characters in American cuisine. Also, a conversation about the best and worst parts of the creative process. This episode is NOT sponsored by Pretzels ™️🥨: “We’re the worst part of every snack mix you love." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie ponders end times theology, and plans an awkward water break. Then the boys discuss the “Batman voice” and offer an alternative. Also, a conversation on the importance of having friends with different life experiences. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Fireworks 🧨™️: “Let your stimulus check burn a hole in your pocket." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie launches a (terrible) lawn care company, and spoils an action movie for John. Meanwhile, the boys blame a popular TV show for irreversible damage to American’s crotches, and question whether mosquitos and carnivores are products of the fall of humankind. Also, a conversation on heaven. Today's episode is NOT sponsored by Saharan Dust Cloud ™️☁️: “Because it’s 2020, that’s why." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

The boys discuss their stance on contraband at the movies. John has a conflicted relationship with cold cuts, and Jonnie pitches a (terrible) children’s book. Also, a discussion on deconstruction, jingoism, loyalty to systems, and how the patterns of our childhood follow us into adulthood. Todays episode is NOT sponsored by Produce 🥦™️: “We know you mean well, but this is going to rot in your fridge." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

The boys ponder whether they’d use a tiny tornado shelter, and John gives a stellar bus driver metaphor worthy of a youth sermon. Then Jonnie responds to some listener questions, and gives some advice to young comedians. Also, a conversation on The Confederacy, “The Lost Cause”, and Cancel Culture. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Drive-In Theatres ™️🎥 🍿: “Welcome Back Outside, America." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie gets back to work telling jokes in front of people 🎤, while John tries his best to keep his daughter from getting a Facebook account. Then the boys welcome in their longtime friend - author and speaker Reggie Dabbs - to talk about his black experience in America, speaking out even when it’s uncomfortable, and how white folks can be allies for change in this important season. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Business Cards™️ : "Here, throw this away." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John realizes no one remembers any of his past messages, and Jonnie wonders if sermons need to rhyme to be good. Also, a conversation about how the show, and our opinions, have evolved over 114 podcasts, and how we expect to be cancelled any minute now. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Butterflies 🦋™️: “Moths with one nice outfit." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie ponders if he would lose his creative drive if he were super rich, while John withers under cross-examination from a Southern lawyer. Then, the boys chat about their show being “Unrated”. Also, a conversation about Michael Jordan, bad journalism, and being present. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Breakfast 🍳: “The 7th most important meal of the day." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie invents a new handshake 🤝 for a new era, while John listens for whispers, and tries to hard sell Jonnie on the merits of a national parks documentary 😴. Also, a conversation about hearing God’s voice. This episode is NOT sponsored by Cottage Cheese ™️: “Have we gone bad? Who knows?” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John and Jonnie are back in studio TOGETHER (sort of)! The boys talk about great Moms, Jonnie wonders if a baked potato🥔 is a meal, and John questions his own conspiracy theory acumen 🤓. Then, a discussion on white privilege (from two white guys). Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Coughing In Public™️: “Hold it in if you possibly can." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie hates “Corona Commercials” and does a dramatic reading of what they actually sound like, while John rides the salty-sweet food roller coaster. Jonnie asks John if it’s tougher to preach on the book of Job in the middle of a national emergency. The boys marvel at a friend’s athletic accomplishment, and wonder if the first marathon was R-Rated. Also a conversation on why the Prosperity Gospel doesn’t ring true. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Broth™️: “Call it what it is... Meat Tea." Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John wards off a vicious beast using a surprising method, while Jonnie ponders the legality of a certain bumper sticker. Then the boys discuss the spectrum of attitudes about emerging (too early? too late?) from quarantine, and how we should all treat each other. Today's episode is NOT sponsored by Pants™️👖: “Ready for our comeback.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie assesses his market value for prerecorded messages to fans in Cameo, while John has Taco Bell for the first time in ages. Then the boys discuss whether the isolation is making dumb ideas trend on social media. Also a conversation about what occurs when our values clash with the party line of our tribe, and why people are more than one thing. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Hammocks™️: “Are you relaxed, or trapped?” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

John’s wife has the wrong idea of what it means to be “low on toilet paper”, while Jonnie discovers the surprising things stores ARE running low on now. Also, a conversation about worry, control, and togetherness in a culture raised to think of ourselves first. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Drapes™️: “We’ve updated our privacy policy.” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.

Jonnie clears up the real reason behind the toilet paper shortage 🧻, and John cashes in on the crisis with his new book 📖. Then the boys reminisce on the Rapture Panic of 1988. Also, a conversation about saying “I don’t know” when you just don’t know. Today’s episode is NOT sponsored by Haircuts 💇‍♂️™️: “It’s gonna be awhile. Maybe buy a hat?” Discover more Christian podcasts at lifeaudio.com and inquire about advertising opportunities at lifeaudio.com/contact-us.