There's No Business Like Chelm Business

Even in the village of Wise Fools, a fundraiser simply cannot afford to lose money...even when math is hard.

[A little help: goyim are non-Jews, and challah is traditional bread.]

From "Tales of The Wise Fools of Chelm," available on Amazon.com in paperback and Kindle. https://amzn.to/3VpWj7y