Sunday Papers

The Sturgis motorcycle rally is back! A full accounting of the drinking driving and roadkill. Down in FLA the men are hunting Pythons and down in TX there’s a scary man in a diaper. Support our sponsor! https://www.rocketrx.com/ Use Code: Papers30 Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JD Vance makes the river rise, ICE is hiring senior citizens and the WNBA is raining dildos. Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime⁠⁠⁠⁠ Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime ⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone died this week. We talk about it and then cheer up with news about Ellen in England and a 114-yr old Indian marathon runner who is hit by a car. Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: ⁠⁠⁠https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime⁠⁠⁠ Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime ⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Coldplay deals a couple some cold cards, a worker falls into a meat grinder, Colbert is cancelled and a Florida Man drunk drives a lawn mower on the highway. Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: ⁠⁠https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime⁠⁠ Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: ⁠⁠Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime ⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s Happening with Gary Coleman, Tom Brady is on the prowl and a chatbot on X’s AI is edgy enough to have his own podcast. Watch Greg’s latest special, ⁠“You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!⁠ Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: ⁠https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime⁠ Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: ⁠Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons⁠ ⁠Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transportation Secretary Duffy demands the removal of rainbow-colored crosswalks; Diddy will be held captive for less time than the women at his parties and Tesla’s driverless cars are running amok. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Rehearsal, a devout Rastafarian at the Supreme Court, and a Florida Man breaking-and-entering to avoid his wife. Watch Greg’s special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Email caption submissions to ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠ subject line: “Comic Contest”Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠Find Mike on Venmo here: ⁠⁠https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime⁠⁠Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram:Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 269. Karen Read is free, ICE hits Dodgers Stadium and Waymo starts in NYC. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Email caption submissions to ⁠[email protected]⁠ subject line: “Comic Contest”Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): ⁠[email protected]⁠Find Mike on Venmo here: ⁠https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime⁠Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram:Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 268. Happy Father’s Day! (Unless you are a dad with a bad driving record, or a dad in a tornado region or a dad who called the cops while at a strip club harassing a dancer). We also say goodbye to a couple of greats. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube!Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest”Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTimeMake sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram:Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmonsMike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John Gotti’s grandkids have turned out possibly even dumber than Grandpa was, Gen Z won’t pay the bill and a FLA man just wants to watch his ex-girlfriend sleep. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Some hikers on mushrooms get bailed out, Space X had a "rapid unscheduled disassembly” (otherwise known as blows up), and a Meth-crazed Florida man is bitten by an alligator and charges at cops with garden shears before he’s shot dead. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 265. 5 armed and dangerous prisoners on the loose in New Orleans, one unarmed and no longer dangerous prisoner (named P Diddy) creeps us out even more this week and a cat has been smuggling drugs into another prison. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good week for Catholics, The Knicks and Ellen’s hairdresser. Bad week for Motown and a Florida Man with 3 brand new wives. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Could Mike and Greg take on a gorilla? Terrence Howard won’t play a gay man, a TX man hides weed in Easter eggs, and there is a Florida Man named Cocaine. And that’s not his biggest problem. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Notes from the AC/DC concert, The Tiger King gets married (to a gay guy), Bieber is in a cult, and a man pretending to be Jesus is injured falling off a cross on Easter. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The most fearless pioneers of the women’s movement today launch into space for just over 10 minutes and show what is possible. We are awestruck. Also, John Mulaney talks about Ellen and a Texas man disembowels his father. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s Mike’s birthday! Trump celebrates it by cutting Mike’s stock portfolio by a third. A dead man on a NYC subway has a rude awakening, and a FLA man gets violent at a lemonade stand. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike is cleaning up on March Madness, it’s Greg’s birthday and Kevin Hart’s burger chain is closing down. Plus, we have a track list for Ye’s new album. It’s pretty upbeat. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A teacher pees in a bucket in class, Mel Gibson is making “Passion of the Christ Part 2”, and a hot woman runs naked through the Dallas airport. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Read less Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meghan Markle is in trouble, a man smuggles a turtle in his pants and a dude steals Dorothy’s ruby red slippers. Also, Mike is about to lose a lot of money on some bets. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 256. IT’S OUR 5TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW! We began during the 1st week of COVID-19 shutdowns and have been going ever since. Thanks for the support and patience. Author, Tom O’Neill joins us for commentary on the new Netflix documentary “Chaos,” which is the #3 movie in the country right now. Plus, all the news that’s fit to mock. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Read less Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why women live longer, why Cheryl Hines doesn’t trust RFK Jr., and our pal Tom O’Neill’s new documentary “Chaos” is out on Netflix. Also, topless women on SW Air, and Newsom doesn’t like trans athletes? Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who will win the Oscars? How did Gene Hackman die? How did the pope live? Also, a couple sits beside a corpse on a 4-hour flight. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we prepare for the 3/15 St Paddy’s Day standup show in Hollywood, we talk about KFC moving to TX, Ye’s impossibly stable marriage and Trevor Noah bringing back segregation. Also, which SNL hosts are murderers? Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JD Vance takes on Da Pope, Hollywood takes on Kanye, and Ellen DeGeneres takes on her neighbors. Then Arnold compares his penis to his son’s. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

News on the JFK assassination? Danger ahead for Fauci? Will you pay a fine for pleasuring yourself in Mississippi? We pull back the curtain on all of it! Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The SCOTUS watches porn this week while State Farm drops its Super Bowl ad. A Florida man rides a horse, and did you hear about that Eagles fan? Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re dealing with the fires here in Los Angeles and celebrating Biden becoming a grandfather. Also, Keanu Reeves is scamming an old lady and Brooke Shields is given a surprise vaginal rejuvenation. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 246. Happy 2025! We check in on who won last year's predictions and make new ones for this year. Also, rabbis are using ai, porn is banned in the south and Greg and Mike are sick. Sponsors: MeetFabric.com/Papers MintMobile.com/Papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sunday Papers T-Shirts available for the holidays! FITZDOG.COM Virginia man tries to rob a mall hosting a “Shop w/ a Cop” event, Taylor Swifts book is flying off the shelves and Bill Maher may be calling it quits! Sponsors: MeetFabric.com/Papers MintMobile.com/Papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Luigi Fever roars on and a dead bear falls on a hunter. Drones are droning on and you can now buy ammo from vending machines. Download the Gametime app and use code: Papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sunday Papers t-shirts available for the holidays! United Healthcare is hiring! Hawk Tuah talent ruins her fans' meager life savings, and Ellen’s new English cottage is flooded. That’s some WAP. Thanks to our sponsors: http://meetfabric.com/papers Download the Gametime app and use code Papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Walmart woke and then fell back asleep, inmates are getting pregnant from separate prison cells and Harvey Weinstein is upset that his cell is too cold. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

High school kid suspended for using AI on his homework, Gaetz is on Cameo and Ellen has fled the country. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tyson shadowboxes for $10M, A Boston brothel is about to release its client list (after releasing its clients), and a man dies in a tanning bed. Also, The Onion buys InfoWars. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boy, do we have a Florida Man story for this week! Also, Australia Man, Mississippi man and South Carolina Man. And Mike introduces a new (old) comic strip. Support our Sponsors: meetfabric.com/papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jaywalking is now legal in NY as is Eric and Lyle shot gunning their rich parents in LA. Yankees/ Dodgers discussion and Anna Kendrick is giving her salary away from her recent movie because it is about a serial killer. Support our Sponsors: meetfabric.com/papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The algorithm isn’t going to like this one, but we think you will. Doyers and Jankees match up for The Series, a KY senator drives his lawn mower into an empty pool, a drunk man almost swims from Canada to Detroit, and AI can predict when you will die. Support our Sponsors: mintmobile.com/papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greg plays the bongos this week, Jim Gaffigan rips some politicians, and Red Lobster is ending the $20 all you can eat shrimp offer. Also, the Girl Scouts are gouging their members and Victoria Secret is letting the secret out of the bag. Support our Sponsors: PrizePicks.com “Download the app today and use code PAPERS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!” GroundNews.com/sp for 40% off Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

People are getting blown a lot in FLA, Spirit Air kicks 2 women off a flight for wearing crop tops and Dr Dre is threatening his marriage counselor. Oh yeah and Steven Tyler is black. Support our Sponsor: Gametime.co download the app, use code: papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denver shutters its last lesbian bar, LAPD has robot dogs and Elton John is on his last leg (and hip). Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Florida man is in warm water and the NYC mayor is in hot water. California apologizes for slavery and a woman is dragged from Disneyland for sneaking in her kids. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Diddy did it! Eardrums are bursting on Delta, a peeping Tom gets a bat down, the competition was fierce at the Paralympics, and we may be making some money off Bert Kreischer. Watch Greg’s special "You Know Me" on YouTube! http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe LOVE it if you would leave a comment and spread the word. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor Swift just endorsed our podcast! Also, Jewish women have stopped a sex strike, Bon Jovi saves a life, and a dude at Kid Rock’s bar swings his colostomy bag at police. Watch Greg's special "You Know Me" on YouTube! http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe LOVE it if you would leave a comment and spread the word. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re back! Some thoughts on this week’s debate, Zac Brown dumps his wife of 9 days, Elton John talks about doing blow with John Lennon and a Florida man attacks a police dog. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blame Greg who is out promoting his special, "You Know Me". In lieu of a new episode we are putting out our very first Sunday Papers from March 2020. Take a walk back to the very first hint of Covid in the air and the strong waft of bullshit from the microphones. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A teacher starts an only fans account, Disney is the evil empire, a man goes full Florida and Garfield eats a donut. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Billie Eilish fires her Pervy agent, the Matthew Perry case has people drowning in indictments, Kevin Hart worked a three way on Molly and Tommy Lee’s son is such a cool guy. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike drives across the country, Greg sees nudity on Venice Beach, Storms in Fla, a dead passenger in Chicago and Hulk Hogan threatened Matt Damon. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot of talk about Paris and Comic-Con. Also, Philly Man, Florida Man and Texas Man bring the chaos. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices