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Could Mike and Greg take on a gorilla? Terrence Howard won’t play a gay man, a TX man hides weed in Easter eggs, and there is a Florida Man named Cocaine. And that’s not his biggest problem. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Notes from the AC/DC concert, The Tiger King gets married (to a gay guy), Bieber is in a cult, and a man pretending to be Jesus is injured falling off a cross on Easter. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The most fearless pioneers of the women’s movement today launch into space for just over 10 minutes and show what is possible. We are awestruck. Also, John Mulaney talks about Ellen and a Texas man disembowels his father. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s Mike’s birthday! Trump celebrates it by cutting Mike’s stock portfolio by a third. A dead man on a NYC subway has a rude awakening, and a FLA man gets violent at a lemonade stand. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike is cleaning up on March Madness, it’s Greg’s birthday and Kevin Hart’s burger chain is closing down. Plus, we have a track list for Ye’s new album. It’s pretty upbeat. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A teacher pees in a bucket in class, Mel Gibson is making “Passion of the Christ Part 2”, and a hot woman runs naked through the Dallas airport. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Read less Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meghan Markle is in trouble, a man smuggles a turtle in his pants and a dude steals Dorothy’s ruby red slippers. Also, Mike is about to lose a lot of money on some bets. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 256. IT’S OUR 5TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW! We began during the 1st week of COVID-19 shutdowns and have been going ever since. Thanks for the support and patience. Author, Tom O’Neill joins us for commentary on the new Netflix documentary “Chaos,” which is the #3 movie in the country right now. Plus, all the news that’s fit to mock. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Read less Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why women live longer, why Cheryl Hines doesn’t trust RFK Jr., and our pal Tom O’Neill’s new documentary “Chaos” is out on Netflix. Also, topless women on SW Air, and Newsom doesn’t like trans athletes? Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who will win the Oscars? How did Gene Hackman die? How did the pope live? Also, a couple sits beside a corpse on a 4-hour flight. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we prepare for the 3/15 St Paddy’s Day standup show in Hollywood, we talk about KFC moving to TX, Ye’s impossibly stable marriage and Trevor Noah bringing back segregation. Also, which SNL hosts are murderers? Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JD Vance takes on Da Pope, Hollywood takes on Kanye, and Ellen DeGeneres takes on her neighbors. Then Arnold compares his penis to his son’s. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

News on the JFK assassination? Danger ahead for Fauci? Will you pay a fine for pleasuring yourself in Mississippi? We pull back the curtain on all of it! Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The SCOTUS watches porn this week while State Farm drops its Super Bowl ad. A Florida man rides a horse, and did you hear about that Eagles fan? Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re dealing with the fires here in Los Angeles and celebrating Biden becoming a grandfather. Also, Keanu Reeves is scamming an old lady and Brooke Shields is given a surprise vaginal rejuvenation. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 246. Happy 2025! We check in on who won last year's predictions and make new ones for this year. Also, rabbis are using ai, porn is banned in the south and Greg and Mike are sick. Sponsors: MeetFabric.com/Papers MintMobile.com/Papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sunday Papers T-Shirts available for the holidays! FITZDOG.COM Virginia man tries to rob a mall hosting a “Shop w/ a Cop” event, Taylor Swifts book is flying off the shelves and Bill Maher may be calling it quits! Sponsors: MeetFabric.com/Papers MintMobile.com/Papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Luigi Fever roars on and a dead bear falls on a hunter. Drones are droning on and you can now buy ammo from vending machines. Download the Gametime app and use code: Papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sunday Papers t-shirts available for the holidays! United Healthcare is hiring! Hawk Tuah talent ruins her fans' meager life savings, and Ellen’s new English cottage is flooded. That’s some WAP. Thanks to our sponsors: http://meetfabric.com/papers Download the Gametime app and use code Papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Walmart woke and then fell back asleep, inmates are getting pregnant from separate prison cells and Harvey Weinstein is upset that his cell is too cold. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

High school kid suspended for using AI on his homework, Gaetz is on Cameo and Ellen has fled the country. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tyson shadowboxes for $10M, A Boston brothel is about to release its client list (after releasing its clients), and a man dies in a tanning bed. Also, The Onion buys InfoWars. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boy, do we have a Florida Man story for this week! Also, Australia Man, Mississippi man and South Carolina Man. And Mike introduces a new (old) comic strip. Support our Sponsors: meetfabric.com/papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jaywalking is now legal in NY as is Eric and Lyle shot gunning their rich parents in LA. Yankees/ Dodgers discussion and Anna Kendrick is giving her salary away from her recent movie because it is about a serial killer. Support our Sponsors: meetfabric.com/papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The algorithm isn’t going to like this one, but we think you will. Doyers and Jankees match up for The Series, a KY senator drives his lawn mower into an empty pool, a drunk man almost swims from Canada to Detroit, and AI can predict when you will die. Support our Sponsors: mintmobile.com/papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greg plays the bongos this week, Jim Gaffigan rips some politicians, and Red Lobster is ending the $20 all you can eat shrimp offer. Also, the Girl Scouts are gouging their members and Victoria Secret is letting the secret out of the bag. Support our Sponsors: PrizePicks.com “Download the app today and use code PAPERS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!” GroundNews.com/sp for 40% off Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

People are getting blown a lot in FLA, Spirit Air kicks 2 women off a flight for wearing crop tops and Dr Dre is threatening his marriage counselor. Oh yeah and Steven Tyler is black. Support our Sponsor: Gametime.co download the app, use code: papers Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denver shutters its last lesbian bar, LAPD has robot dogs and Elton John is on his last leg (and hip). Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Florida man is in warm water and the NYC mayor is in hot water. California apologizes for slavery and a woman is dragged from Disneyland for sneaking in her kids. Watch Greg’s new special, “You Know Me” and subscribe on YouTube! Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected] Find Mike on Venmo here: https://venmo.com/u/GibbonsTime Make sure to follow Greg and Mike on Instagram: Greg Fitzsimmons: @GregFitzsimmons Mike Gibbons: @GibbonsTime Thanks to Heil Sound for the new microphones https://heilsound.com Email caption submissions to [email protected] subject line: “Comic Contest” Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Diddy did it! Eardrums are bursting on Delta, a peeping Tom gets a bat down, the competition was fierce at the Paralympics, and we may be making some money off Bert Kreischer. Watch Greg’s special "You Know Me" on YouTube! http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe LOVE it if you would leave a comment and spread the word. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Taylor Swift just endorsed our podcast! Also, Jewish women have stopped a sex strike, Bon Jovi saves a life, and a dude at Kid Rock’s bar swings his colostomy bag at police. Watch Greg's special "You Know Me" on YouTube! http://bit.ly/FitzYouKnowMe LOVE it if you would leave a comment and spread the word. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re back! Some thoughts on this week’s debate, Zac Brown dumps his wife of 9 days, Elton John talks about doing blow with John Lennon and a Florida man attacks a police dog. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blame Greg who is out promoting his special, "You Know Me". In lieu of a new episode we are putting out our very first Sunday Papers from March 2020. Take a walk back to the very first hint of Covid in the air and the strong waft of bullshit from the microphones. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A teacher starts an only fans account, Disney is the evil empire, a man goes full Florida and Garfield eats a donut. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Billie Eilish fires her Pervy agent, the Matthew Perry case has people drowning in indictments, Kevin Hart worked a three way on Molly and Tommy Lee’s son is such a cool guy. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike drives across the country, Greg sees nudity on Venice Beach, Storms in Fla, a dead passenger in Chicago and Hulk Hogan threatened Matt Damon. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot of talk about Paris and Comic-Con. Also, Philly Man, Florida Man and Texas Man bring the chaos. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

OK so maybe last week wasn’t a great one to take off, but we’re back! Costco has an Apocalypse Bucket for the survivalists, AI is taking over comedy, a Florida man leads police on a car chase in a golf cart, and a 72-year-old is competing for Miss Texas. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we deal with some heavy news from Mike who we send all of our support to. But we also send support to the Florida Man who had a few too many cocktails, a TX man who had too many cocktails and a Twitch streamer who had too many cocks. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

RFK Jr is in the doghouse (it’s a new restaurant), underage strippers are fighting Florida for the right to express themselves and a trans runner is heading to the Olympics! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tales from The Fully Loaded Tour, The Hawk Tuah Girl, a man sneezes his guts out, and Trans people are EVERYWHERE. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

God has been appointed the new Superintendent of the Louisiana school system, a 105 yr old just got her teaching degree, the LA schools are banning cellphones, and Justin Timberlake was overserved in the Hamptons. Support our sponsor: Download the GameTime App, create an account, use code: Papers Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A shocking discovery about Jesus having an erection, Jimmy Fallon will continue, a woman kills a man for not cleaning up (in guess what state?) and Gisele’s karate partner taps out after the roast. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A middle school crossing guard is getting kids high and a Phish fan is the 1st one in history to rip a bong at The Sphere! Oh, and Rob Schneider had a tough set at a Hollywood benefit show. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Christian lifeguard is suing for being made to work near a gay flag, J-Lo and Ben AF are on the rocks, a FLA Couple gets nasty on the pier and we say goodbye to the great Bill Walton. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike is wearing dead people’s clothing in FLA and Greg is going to see the Grateful Dead in Vegas. Spirit Air is now allowed to film people in the bathrooms, a Louisiana man is allowed to curse out the cops but some Harvard protesters are not being allowed to graduate. Also a dating show for virgins. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike reads more unused jokes from the Brady Roast, we debate whether burritos are sandwiches and a woman has an emotional support goose. Also The Son of Sam thinks he’s Anne Frank and we say goodbye to Slim Shady. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We do an in-depth, behind-the-scenes dive into backstage at The Roast of Tom Brady. The Swiss Army Knife and The Boy Scouts are both transitioning, a woman snaps out of a 5 year coma and three boys are given $1M for wearing black face. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So long OJ- You had a killer life! A man spends the payout from his wife’s life insurance on a sex doll, an 8-yr-old drives his drunk mother home and there is a new robotic flame-breathing dog for sale. Also the debate about Calvin and Hobbes continues.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everybody is in jail this week: Florida man, Texas boy, The Boston Bomber and El Chapo. Also Trump both smelt it and dealt it. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices