Stuff Keeps Happening

A $600,000 wine heist has my attention. Also, a look at the unrest in France, Threads makes its debut (Elon is totally taking it well), a judge says the Biden admin stopped a free speech, and we are out here innovating on bread.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

A bit on the lighter side today, kinda. It's not a recession. Teens have never seen porn and will never see porn. Meta is soon launching a Twitter competitor. Jeff Bezos made a website.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Reddit still doesn't care about blind people. Also, Twitter imploding on itself, 200 new laws in Florida, the US Supreme Court is serious garbage, and oops, it's Idaho.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

South Korea got a little younger. Also, the Supreme Court reminds us how garbage they are, a man tried living on a rock in the ocean, science gets a bit wavy, and the Pinkertons are at it again.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content!

A whoopsie-doodle that set research back 25 years. Also, the very fancy court makes decisions, audio evidence of Trump's crimes dropped, Island Nations prepare for the worst, and a meteorite fell on a—uh—it taught us a lot, at least.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

We found a very old Mayan city with a sports complex. Also, Dark Amazon rises (and is sued by the FTC), Musk isn't paying employee bonuses, Hunter Biden pleads guilty, and the very cold place is off limits.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Billionaires built their own deep sea death trap. Also, AI companies are still just Tech companies, the climate is on trial, a judge steps in to block Arkansas transphobia, and a confusing day for a Spanish garrison.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

We found a new old lizard. Also, it's Juneteenth, Texas is pulling some legal bullshit, Reddit is pulling some techno bullshit, and looking back, England pulled some... well, colonization bullshit.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

BMI is bullshit and now that's official. Also, synthetic human embryos can exist now, a horrifying yet not uncommon tragedy off the coast of Greece, Fox News copies my vibes and a look back at a historic uprising.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

A portion of I-95 collapsed causing the traffic to remain terrible. Also, Reddit is losing its damn mind, a former president pleas not guilty again, the FTC is beefing with Microsoft, and congress injected a diety.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

A cool cool dad made an accessible theme park. Also, Tesla's Autopilot is pretty deadly, Boris Johnson peaced out, Twitter pays even fewer of its overdue bills, and that time we said skin color shouldn't be a limiting factor in marriage.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Trans rights remain very much human rights. Also, a dam in Ukraine crumbles, Cop City gets a grant from the council, a spy has die, and Port Royal just kinda sank.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

A study finds a huge advancement in lung cancer treatment. Also, get out of jail if your friend is a cop, a school district sues big tech, your reality will soon be a bit more mixed, and a good pickle hunts slavers.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

A large group of old people decide that young people should remain poor. Also, who even needs journalism when you have ZUCC, the debt ceiling gets a popcorn finish, AI may be covering up war crimes and Rome got got.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Sherlock encounters his strangest mystery yet. Also, AI people say AI will kill us, we've set a NEW SPACE RECORD and Canada is pretty on fire.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

A senior prank ends in felony charges. Also, the debt ceiling talks have ended, it's Memorial Day, and you've got spies in your group chat.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Medical science brings us wireless legs. Also a hundred gigs of Tesla documents, a fascist is sentenced to prison, and TikTok is trying to figure out how to cram AI into the app.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Someone tried to move into the White House the wrong way. Also, DeSantis is planning an announcement, a Mexican volcano is getting spicy and the stock market is easier to manipulate than you might think.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

This new concrete is kinda shitty. Also, Jeffrey Epstein reportedly blackmailed Bill Gates, Meta is working on a Twitter competitor, and Nebraska is the latest state to vote on how much they hate women.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

The FCC may finally be able to do anything, maybe. Also, trans rights are human rights, Tears of the Kingdom is selling absurdly fast, Montana banned TikTok and is already being sued for it, and more.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Your DNA can be taken from the air around you, which is cool and horrifying. Also, Rudy Giuliani hit with a huge lawsuit, ex-Apple employee indicted, and time for Long COVID gamer momentsHead to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Starbucks is really going for some new labor law violation records, Elon continues to learn the hard way, Southwest pilots eye a strike, and Google's AI loves slurping user dataHead to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

ZELDA IS OUT TODAY. Also, YouTube wants to block ad blockers, the FDA may allow prescriptionless birth control, Microsoft doesn't think raises are necessary, and we're taking a closer look at your genes.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

And old man (and former head of state) has been found liable for assault. Also, Spotify is dealing with AI producers, a woman survived in the wilds off of wine and candy, Tucker Carlson has a new home and more.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Someone dumped hundreds of pounds of pasta in a forest. Also, an old man says to call him "king", Moderna prefers profits over living humans, an exoplanet might just dunk on our science, and more.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

They're making an Avatar: The Last Airbender movie but aged up. Also, Disney is suing DeSantis, yet more tech layoffs, Montana trans bullshit is going down and more.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

The cop who killed Breonna Taylor has a new gig! Also, some guys named Tucker Lemon and Don Carlson lost their jobs I think, your AI friend would like a word with you, Sonic has a new union and more.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus contentProgramming note: I will be taking a week off next week from Stuff Keeps Happening. There will still be a show this Friday and SKH will return Monday, May 8th.

The Proclaimers will not be at the coronation because they supported the interruption of the proclamation. Also, Twitter mishaps, Supreme Court non-decisions, expensive AI hardware and more.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

We arrested some Nazis for setting stuff alight. Also, the FBI still doesn't like encryption, Twitter finally drops old blue checks, an attempted murder-by-cheesecake, Imgur goes full Tumblr and more.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Lemme tell ya, we can really REALLY look at mouse brains now. Also, stop shooting people, video game accessibility is neat, Twitter does not care about trans people, Amazon is butthurt and more.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Companies love AI because it optimizes numbers while ignoring humanity. Also, Montana likely to ban TikTok state-wide somehow, Google is spooked about AI, even more shootings and more. And yet, I remain excited for the new Zelda.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Someone stole two million dimes form a truck full of dimes. Also, massive intelligence leaks, super old politicians wont quit, NPR and PBS are out of Twitter, the CashApp founder was not randomly murdered, and more.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

We got Lofi Girl Lore that we definitely didn't deserve. Also, more shootings, a giant trash fire, thousands of pounds of toxic dirt spilled, a sentient gun and more.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

ChatGPT hallucinated the opposite of reality and now is being sued. Also, the Mario movie is breaking records, Musk doesn't know what NPR is, cavemen used to get super high, Apple is trying hard to prevent more unions and more.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Clarence Thomas "failed to report" hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts. Also, Elon Musk has compromising videos of you, a ton of actual bullshit against trans folks, Tennessee lawmakers show their true selves and more. But hey, at least the Mario Movie is outHead to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Trump has been arrested becoming the first former president to do so. Also, Tennessee lawmakers are pulling some bullshit, the EU is having Nintendo repair stuff forever, we did SCIENCE and VR is not as gripping as we thoughtHead to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Just a WHOLE LOT of blatant workers rights violations across the board. Also, RIP Sonic & E3, a torrent of dumb Twitter stuff, Iranian women are dope... and really all women are dope.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

New Zealand's sailors are like "nah bro". Also, some Swiss residents had a very bad day because of the US, RIP to a beloved singer, same sex marriage takes a leap forward, and we've got ourselves a speaker!Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Trump claims he was "INDICATED". Also, Google shredded evidence, a giant trash spider has appeared, OpenAI has been asked politely to not, the Pope ain't in the best way, and more.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

The Boy Scouts of America literally did so much sexual assault that its bankrupting them. Also, we made a mammoth meatball, Chipotle is a union buster, we got a look at some Zelda gameplay and moreHead to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Twitter is not worth as much as it was sold for. Also, Levi's would rather not have to pay models, cops are still in less danger than teachers, some tigers got loose in Georgia, a tornado leveled a town, and the Pope's drip is not real.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

We sequenced Beethoven's genome and oops he had hep-B. Also, Soulja Boy crypto charges, Counter Strike 2 is a thing, a hospital has chosen to opt out of delivering babies, Biden's approval rating ain't great and more.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

You really should keep an eye out for them. Also, LAPD with the own goal. COVID origins further explored. School service workers strike, and I gush about a video game for a bit.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Who needs a mortgage when you have Magic? Permafrost melting may be creating literal poison. Some old man said a thing on the internet. Wyoming doubly hates women. Google wants to win the "who had the shittiest layoffs" award.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

The Valve Steam Deck is 10% off right now which is super great. The rest of the stuff that is happening is far, far less super great than that, so let's just focus on the Steam Deck, yeah? No? Fine.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Biden approves a massive oil drilling project. The A got a bit more I. Google is doing the thing they do best. You're gonna see a bunch of outrage about nothing. Meta would prefer to just not have employees, and we say goodbye to some good games.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Silicon Valley Bank failed, but we still saved daylight. The next big AI thing is gonna drop soon. You can apparently accidentally unlock the wrong Tesla. Twitter is charging absurd prices for their worse API. Also an asteroid probably wont hit us but you never know!Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

The beef claimed to be British but that was a lie. Mitch McConnell fell lol. The roman artifact was maybe not so phallic? Tesla steering wheels are falling off again and a literal heist went down in Chile.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

The moon may need a time zone. Cop city protests escalate further. Elon Musk is going for world record on assholery. The French are doing their thing. Biden might be putting migrants in cages again. But hey, a long awaited game sequel comes out this year!Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content

Exoskeletons to help improve mobility for those who need it. CPAC happened but who cares. Crypto director of engineering pleads guilty to bad money stuff. Companies track a dangerous amount of information. Detective Pikachu makes a return.Head to https://StuffKeepsHappening.online for sources and bonus content